Thursday, February 19th 2009

That's Enough

When you make the twatty bug-ridden whores of the Rock of Love Bang Bus look like pristine virgins, it's time to dip it in Hazmat-made bleach, lock it up and eat the key.

Pamela Anderson walked Richie Rich's fashion show in NYC last night and right after I looked at these pictures, an appointment card to the Free Clinic was slipped under my door. I'm sure you have one too waiting for you.

Yes, everybody loves an old whore for a quick second, but there comes a time when it's time to hang up your vag lips. This whore's legs look like a pot of badly stirred Cream of Wheat and a little sprinkle of sugar is not going to save the day!

And you know how Roseanne said Chris Brown should be castrated? Well, Pam is the one for the job. She just has to kiss the tip and goodbye peen! Seriously, Pam's face can be found in the back room of my nightmares!

This is some "Sally O'Malley" shit and not in a hot way.

Posted by: Michael K


Rocket's picture

Well, someone has to take Anna Nicole's place.

Really, I'm embarassed for her. Take out the huge implants, get a new style for your hair plus a new color and tone down the makeup. You'll look alot better.

Typhoid Mary's picture

"And it's not all age either - remember the recent pics of Helen Mirren in a bikini?"

I meant put away the bikini as your everyday attire.

Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!

snowpiece's picture

seriously, she looks about 60. Mutton dressed up as lamb.
****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!

not shocked's picture

Why do all these old whores have to flash us their wrankled tits and bits all the time? Is that what I have to look forward to in a few years, dancing with some hideous outfit in front of my mirror thrusting my aging menopausal poon in every young man's face??? Bleh!

Green Is Good's picture

Upon further reflection, Richie Rich is crafty. He appealed to Pammy's vanity and insecurity, like the mirror to the Evil Queen in Snow White. "Who's the fairest of them all?".

Richie Rich knew he'd get a shitload of free publicity with Pammy prancing around half naked like tanked-up circus clown.

parissucksliterally's picture

hahahaha madame s., and GIG!!!

she looks like shit- but then Heatherette is absolute CRAP, so it is fitting that Pam would model.

*********************************************
Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords

buckeyemama's picture

I just threw up in my mouth a little Great example for her boys Her oldest is my daughter's age (junior high) What he must think (That mommy is an old ho bag) Blech! My daughter doesn't even like it when DH has his shirt unbuttoned a little She tells him it is gross.

All Hagela needs is a pole up there & she's be right at home.

Take your sorry busted ass home & be a Mommy- your kids are so proud.

*´¨*)
¸.*´* )¸.*´¨) ¸.**¨)
( ¸.*´ ( ¸.*´ (¸.*´
¸.*´ ¸.**`*.....-» Mare

stefystef's picture

Wow, she is really aging poorly.
She has moved totally into cougar-ville.

So sad, old hags are so sad...

___________________________________________________________
What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale

Green Is Good's picture

It takes a very secure (or very drunk) woman to make an an ass of herself like this.

her poor kids.

is this britney in 20 years?

is tommy lee the better parent--or maybe kid rock

korupsi's picture

eeeewwwwwwww.

she's the scariest and nastiest thing i've seen since Freddie Kruger. or was that Freddie Mercury?

************************************************
i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
************************************************

Albatross's picture

Submitted by One-trick Pony on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 10:33am.
And where IS she in thumbnail #6? Some dumpy Holiday Inn?

OMG, I didn't notice that before! GROSSSSSSSSSSS!

And WTF is up with the sneering? Can't she smile anymore?

********
"Is this real life?"

RecessVillain's picture

I think Pam is about 5 years older than Richie Rich. She looks like she could be 10 years older, but she isn't.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler

She looks like a wet rat up there. I remember watching that spy or superhero show of hers when I was like 11 and thinking she’s pretty but seems really slutty, how right I was.

jiggywiddit's picture

Submitted by CantStandBitches on Thu, 02/19/2009 -
Submitted by Perezs Fired Stylist on Thu,

Aubrey O'Day in 10 years.
more like 5 years
.............

or, tomorrow.

That said, Pam looks like she's made of silly putty. Remember Stretch Armstrong?

Put her out to pasture.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
At least I look like I can breathe oxygen without the help of a tank.--MK

she needs an intervention from candy finnigan!

Im a Princess's picture

Yeah, I think the glitter was a tad overdone. Subtlety is just not her thing, at all!

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I think she needs to add more glitter. She hasn't smeared on quite enough.

Chirio's picture

whaaaaaa!! Did she bathe in glitter and coke?
shiiiiit!

Coma Caca!!

Mrs. Gosling's picture

Submitted by Quidam on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 10:39am.

Omfg!! Your dam avie almost made me freak the hell out I was busting out the bug spray and ready run the fuck out of my office lol

____________________________________________
I never stay on topic :)

She never misses an opportunity to spread her legs, does she?

Im a Princess's picture

Um, that bathing suit, or whatever it is, is just not working for her. It looks bad!
She was so prety when she was younger, and more natural. She is still a good looking lady, she just needs to tone things down about 20 notches. Havign two older boys, I would think she would be a little more consious of her behavior, especially as she is getting older.
She needs a few weeks at a nice spa to clean her self up and a hair cut would be good. She's had the same hair forever. She can still dress sexy, because hell, she has a great bod...but I said sexy, not trashy. Come on Pam- get it together.

dramaqueen365247's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 10:45am.
$20 says her sons will lose their virginity at 12 and think of women as nothing but walking vaginas.

With those 2 as parents, those kids never had a chance.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

Leandra's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 10:45am.

Yeah, but that would probably have more to do with having Tommy Lee as a dad...

luckycharms's picture

Submitted by Leandra on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 10:36am.
She could probably be gorgeous if she toned down the makeup and tan and wore some clothes.

ITA. I've been saying that for years. She'd be a pretty woman if she got rid of the tranny eyebrows and makeup and the bombshell hair and switched to clothes that weren't so slutty looking. Her skin is good for her age. Her body is still pretty good also. I mean, almost all women at her age have some cellulite.

I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin

dramaqueen365247's picture

Ugh. She reminds me sooooooooooooooooooo much of ANS.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

$20 says her sons will lose their virginity at 12 and think of women as nothing but walking vaginas.

CheekyChops's picture

what a fuckin mess.

She is in big time denial, WOW !!

Sugaroo's picture

I remember years ago a story from a designer who lent her an outfit for an event. When the designer got it back, it was stained with God-knows-what and her panties were crumpled up in the pocket.

That about sums it up.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK

Jaded - the original's picture

Yes, she is certainly free to do as she pleases, but she is a tad too old for this, no?

There are far younger, better looking whores than her...

putas's picture

Fulsome.

CantStandBitches's picture

Submitted by Perezs Fired Stylist on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 10:36am.
Aubrey O'Day in 10 years.

more like 5 years

"When the manliest looking guy in your crew is Fonzworhts Bentley (2nd from right) you have a problem"-gyeah

CantStandBitches's picture

a fucking disgrace

"When the manliest looking guy in your crew is Fonzworhts Bentley (2nd from right) you have a problem"-gyeah

Quidam's picture

Oh my! Truly a sad SAD sight. Kinda makes me wanna toss my cookies.

Oh there's the door bell...must be my Free Clinic card...that was prompt!

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle!

loozer's picture

Why do I despise this woman so? Why can't I just ignore her? Why must my loathing for her boil and seethe until I want to scream? Why can't a house fall on top of her? Why? Why? Why?

*************************************************
Once I had a love and it was gas
Soon turned out, it was a pain in the ass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind

She is too fat, maybe lose weight is the best choice.

------------------------------------------
I found a great site ^^^^^^^C e l e b M i n g l e. C 0 M ^^^^^^ It ’s where you can post your job advertisement and have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I think ever

I love the high school prom banner in the background.

Knuckles_Johnson's picture

Man, getting old must suck for her. Sad.

Leandra's picture

She could probably be gorgeous if she toned down the makeup and tan and wore some clothes.
But hey, my idea of pretty isn't the same as hers (clearly) and as long as she's having fun and not hurting anyone, I have no problem with it.
Rock on Pam!

Perezs Fired Stylist's picture

Aubrey O'Day in 10 years.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

You can totally still see her doing this famewhore shit when she's in her 80's, can't you ?

It's too bad, she used to be hot - 20+ years ago, before she had all that work done.

CheekyChops's picture

Her skin is effed up. Her and Vadge need to put it away. No one wants to see granny's vag anymore.

Rapturous's picture

It is really time to put the lady parts back up... the sexy times have ended boo, let it go

kanderso's picture

Sad thing is, I think she knows her face looks like shit because she's always trying to cover it up.

That makes me feel really bad for her, actually.

Yeah, she looks good for her age. But so what? People deserve the right to see without their eyes bleeding.

Also, she looks like she is definitely on something, despite her claims that she doesn't abuse drugs or alcohol.

There is no way she is sober in these photos!

Mrs. Gosling's picture

Eeeeeeeeeeew in that 7th thumbnail you can totally see her Vag lips that bathingsuit/crap is all up in there

____________________________________________
I never stay on topic :)

One-trick Pony's picture

Yikes. I used to think she was smarter than this. She has got to be on something, right?

And where IS she in thumbnail #6? Some dumpy Holiday Inn?

bambam's picture

Submitted by dollyface on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 10:17am.
I gotta be honest - I've always kinda liked Pammy b/c she is so unapologetic - but lately she seems a little desperate.
-----------------------
I agree, that's what I've loved about her too, she knew she was a pinup girl and didn't try to play it down. But I don't think she's aged well, too much hard living. She's got that same look as Madonna does, harsh.

But she's gotta make a living somehow, no? It can't be easy for the kids but once they get old enough to realize what mommy does and what her income has given them, they'll come to terms with it.

She's still their mommy after all. You think Hugh Hefner's daughter is bitching about his job?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU