That's Enough
When you make the twatty bug-ridden whores of the Rock of Love Bang Bus look like pristine virgins, it's time to dip it in Hazmat-made bleach, lock it up and eat the key.
Pamela Anderson walked Richie Rich's fashion show in NYC last night and right after I looked at these pictures, an appointment card to the Free Clinic was slipped under my door. I'm sure you have one too waiting for you.
Yes, everybody loves an old whore for a quick second, but there comes a time when it's time to hang up your vag lips. This whore's legs look like a pot of badly stirred Cream of Wheat and a little sprinkle of sugar is not going to save the day!
And you know how Roseanne said Chris Brown should be castrated? Well, Pam is the one for the job. She just has to kiss the tip and goodbye peen! Seriously, Pam's face can be found in the back room of my nightmares!
This is some "Sally O'Malley" shit and not in a hot way.
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Submitted by breaktheleash on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:34pm.
@Sandbitch: Fuckin' oi. I swear before I die I'm goin' out there. Meantime, I'll just dream about it, maybe put in that old DVD of Sexy Beast while I'm at it. Ben Kingsley rocks my casbah. So does that Ian guy. Cocaine and camcorders.
*confused look*
I'm in Australia. Can I interest you in a slice of Eric Bana instead?
Quoting Green is Good:
Ha ha ha! Pammy actually dated him in the late 80's!
Maybe that skank Brett will throw her a bone (insert penis joke here) and let her do a guest appearance on his trashy ass show.
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She also dated Scott Baio didnt she? Ugh, I could see her on Brets Crotch of Love bus giving the girls pointers on how to trash up their acts to win Brets...heart. Pam used to be very pretty, just as Bret used to look ok..but both of them need to hang it up.
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"Im totally cereal!"
She would be a big hit in the retirement home of the old 70s porn stars.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
@Sandbitch: Fuckin' oi. I swear before I die I'm goin' out there. Meantime, I'll just dream about it, maybe put in that old DVD of Sexy Beast while I'm at it. Ben Kingsley rocks my casbah. So does that Ian guy. Cocaine and camcorders.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:45am.
Forty-two isn't old. But it IS the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything!
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that would actually be 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Green is Good......
The is NO WAY IN HELL That she is 42.....more like 52....There is someone out there that knows the truth and it is out responsibility to find that person....
Let's dig up Methuselah...he'd know...Pam and him are about the same age!
HAG!!! every picture I see of her she is looking like the worst tranny ever...Trannys look better then her.....
...does she really think she looks good in that piece of rag.....well a Hag in a Rag..I rhymed!!
I should write some lyrics!
She needs to move on to the Old Whores Home.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
@breaktheleash: Top 'o' the mornin' to you too! It's veeeerrry early here, 3am. I HATE HOT AND HUMID NIGHTS! Thank goodness for my internetz and bitches in different time zones.
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Love your avie...and your outfit. LOL. I didn't know you were Amish.
Ew. Scary.
Michael, please, I am trying to eat lunch!
I guess someone, somewhere is loaded enough to find this sexy.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:45am.
Brilliant.
I just reread the entire series and laughed just as hard as the first time around.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
@Sandbitch: 'Morning...
Pammy, thanks for sharing your Brazilian wax with the crowd! *puke*
Look at the difference between her and Salma Hayek? Or her and Sandra Bullock... or Halle Berry! All gorgeous *still* young women..
Pammy, girl.. you hit the wall hard! I am SOO glad I used moisturizer and sunblock in my 20's...
Sandbitch
pic #6 - cast your eyes over that disgusting room FFS
OMG, you are sooooo right. That place is gross. I guess next she will be doing the strip club circuit with the Long Island Lolita.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Wow, she used to be beautiful now she just looks rode hard and hung up wet. Remember when she was the "Tool-Time" girl? Her face was adorable and her body was awesome - even when she was on baywatch. She didn't even have to wear makeup. Too much partying has ruined her face and all that makeup can't help - makes her look worse in my opinion. She looks like she fighting the ageing process with everything she's got and that is sad. Her body still looks fine but the way she's conducting herself still just makes her appear desperate. I actually feel sad for her - it can't be easy to go from beautiful to being a middle aged joke.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
pic #6 - cast your eyes over that disgusting room FFS. That grimy carpet, those filthy walls, and a whore with hep C. Y'know I can almost smell the scene.
*taking shower*
Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:39am.
"You are looking like a sad, old hag who follows Bret Michaels around on tours or something"
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Ha ha ha! Pammy actually dated him in the late 80's!
Maybe that skank Brett will throw her a bone (insert penis joke here) and let her do a guest appearance on his trashy ass show.
According to Wikipedia, Pammy is coming up on 42 in July.
Forty-two isn't old. But it IS the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything!
Man, I love showing this pictures to my husband. How freakin' great is it that I'm 25 times hotter than Pamela Anderson?
Home slice needs to put the champagne down and take a bath. Her drunk ass is a mess.
Stop. You've been wagging your saline bags in our face and shaking your flapjacks for 20 years now, Pam. Really - that shit is short-lived and it's time to hang it up. You embarrass yourself and your sons.
YIKES!
Pam, sweetie, when you hit age 40 it was time for you to stop thrusting your old crotch and boobs in our face. You are still a pretty woman, but act like a damned WOMAN and dress a little classier. You are looking like a sad, old hag who follows Bret Michaels around on tours or something.
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"Im totally cereal!"
that outfit (if that's what u call it) is puzzling...it's equal parts hooker, hot glue gun, and arts and crafts beading...stunningly awful
MrsGosling, I assume your mother has not been binge drinking and snorting blow and God knows what else foe 15 years. That helps. :)
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:27am.
I think her body is really toned. Skin starts to sag a little at her age, and that is what we are seeing......and she is not almost 50, she will be 42 in July.
She is only 42????? My momma is 40 and let me tell you she is sooo HOT lol I am so happy I got her genes
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I never stay on topic :)
Another example of a chick whose purpose in life was ONLY defined by her looks... Now, she just looks old and desperate. I think it's sad, really.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
She's flipping her hair around like that to distract people from looking too closely at her body. That may work in real life, but this is the Internets, baby.
I wish I had her figure, minus the mega-huge fake boobs.
and not a pretty tranny either!
is it a neurological condition that's making her leg crank up like that...somebody needs to get the mayo clinic, STAT
why is she doing this to herself! she looks like such a tranny
I think her body is really toned. Skin starts to sag a little at her age, and that is what we are seeing......and she is not almost 50, she will be 42 in July.
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords
I might reconsider being a Vegan if this is what I might look like in a few years...
She is almost 50yo isn't she?
It is time to cut the crap and retire the slutty outfits.
It is kinda sad that she has nothing else to fall back on and perhaps that is why she is clinging to whatever particle of sex appeal she thinks she has left. I have never thought of her as beautiful or sexy...just plain trashy and she is seriously too old and ugly to be parading in swimsuits as if she were 25yo.
Same goes for Vadge.
Sluts just heal quicker - Sophia Petrillo
Yeah, she doesn't look bad for her age. Maybe a little toning workout is needed... and I mean her body, not the face. That face looks like it has seen way too many days after the expiring date.
What I don't get is the tacky attitude. And isn't that dude the one who looks like soggy bread naked? I think I saw some pictures of him a while back, he was in a pool. I think.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
she's got mike tyson face...like she's going to bite somebody in the crowd
I think her body (minus the boobs) looks great, but she needs to stop looking/acting like a damn whore and PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON.
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords
and isn't that guy supposed to be in jail?
WTF color is she now???
What is that? Hybrid Hydro Sherbert?
All that's missing is Vadge doing her fucked pilates boot moves.
Sad.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
they both looked effed up as lab rats...her eyes look dead and her janked up facial expressions are disturbing...she looks like a stroke victim
well geez, for her age she doesn't look that bad.
Isn't the Bunny Ranch the place old whores go to die?
She needs to go there.
...I prefer Malt O' Meal myself.
Another priceless blog, Michael K. Well done!
her skin looks like a well-basted thanksgiving turkey
And WTF is up with the sneering? Can't she smile anymore?
-omglmao!!!!! its the coke!!!! when u do too much coke u cant control the movements or muscles in ur jaw....but the struggle u see is her trying to keep her jaw still so no one will notice that she's cranked out of her mind!!
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What don't you fuckin understand...FUCK!!!
Pammy LOVES the attention. Bad or good, somebody is taking pictures of her.
The last few thumbnail pics are completely unnecessary. Why Pam, why?
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John Martyn - I Rather be the Devil.
I still say her boys will pull a Menendez on her one day. They have got to be so fucking humiliated by her antics.
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords