American Idol: She'll Be Back
Hurricane Del Toro's destruction on American Idol has come to an end....for now. You can put the ear plugs and punching bag away for now, but I have a feeling this ho has not finished with us. Wild card, anyone? Even though Tatiana makes my finger nails fall off, she's really the only one that makes me feel anything. The others are like a plate of soggy pancakes with no syrup. Boring as fuck, but if it's front of me, I'll slap my nalgas with it.
Last night, the third top 12 spot was between Tatiana and Robert Downey Gokey. The dude is a widower, so we know how this was going to play out. When Gaycrest announced that RDG was going on, I was hoping Tatiana would explode like a pinata filled with meth at Amy Wino's birthday party. She didn't. Instead, Tatiana slowly melted like she was playing Blanche in a community theater production of A Streetcar Named Desire. And the camera kept panning to her melodramatic ass while Gokey performed. I don't know what was worse? Tatiana's "power bottom without his dildo" pout or Gokey's shirt and glasses! Seriously, that man needs a gay in his life. Summer's Eve definitely made that t-shirt and glasses. That shit made my own clothes all wrinkly, because they felt weepy after seeing his mess! That outfit was made to be worn while doing body shots off some skeezer in a NJ bar. It was not meant to be seen by millions of people.
The other two hos who got the first top 12 spots were Jane Mancini and that roughneck dude or whatever the hell his name is. I already forgot and I'm not going to stress out my half-brain cell by trying to remember it.
After Tati was throw into the gutter, I love how the bitches around her weren't even trying to give her a real hug. They were hugging her the way I hug my extended family. It's an "I'm only doing this because people are watching" kind of hug. And the side-eyes! They fucking want to rip off that Paula Abdul 50-cent ring off Tati's finger and poke her eyes out. They HATE her.
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Gokey's church people have been spamming my blog. Me no likey.
I told them they should keep doing it, as my search rankings were going through the roof. They have ceased for now.
I like Anoop. He's great. But I'm always pulling for the "geeks" and those who don't thank God or Jesus for everything. And this shit show is just like one big megachurch with all the praise & worship leaders on the roster. Gag me.
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Gokey Downey Jr. belongs there but I was sorry to see Anoop go and that beady eyed lard ass get to stay.
if the congregation discovered Danny was not singing, some would actually leave the service.
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What kinda Faith is that? Britney Spears kinda Faith?
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Hope Tatiana comes back as a wildcard, at least she makes it watchable (in a scary way)!
This shit is such bollocks anyway, they have the top 12 pre-planned from the start which is why the ones that get through just happen to have had the most screen time so far!
America hates that bitch. Thryll be wasting a wild card. No one wants another SanJaya
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Anoop will be the wild card. Tatiana fucked herself with the dramatic water works and sore loser attitude.
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
Yeah, Anoop totally deserved to be in the top 12. Simon told people to vote for Michael because he liked him and felt bad for him, and they did. Since when is this a personality contest and not a singing contest?
I really wish they'd made it the 3 top vote-getters. The men (at least in Group 1) were so much stronger than the women. Anoop should have been in instead of pink-haired single mom (who mentions that fact every time she's on).
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
I hate Danny & Adam. Depending on who winds up in the top 12 I might quit watching.
I wanted Anoop & Ricky to make it. They have no personality's, but at least they can sing.
My fave part iswhere the pastor asked the church to pay for his escalade..
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
thanks IDML, hot avie btw!
Recently, an FBIM member has received national attention. Dan Gokey, the paid leader of the Praise & Worship Team, is one of the Top 36 finalists on American Idol. Gokey is not the first member of the church who has appeared on American Idol, but the first one who made it past the Hollywood rounds.
Gokey started singing with FBIM Milwaukee about the same time Pruitt started the Milwaukee church. Daniel and Sophia Gokey were married in the Milwaukee church by Pruitt himself, which is indicative of Gokey’s position within the organization. Pastor Pruitt did not typically perform marriage ceremonies for average members.
Danny Gokey was not an easy person to work with on the team. He was never on time, but in spring of 2007, the entire choir was disbanded because there were a few members who arrived late for a service. I can remember several times Dan arguing musical points with myself and others. Because of the intense structure of Faith Builders, there was no possibility to argue.
I have also seen Dan correct other experienced musicians, one who had been playing bass professionally many years before he was even born. Shortly after that particular incident, this bass player departed the church without any notice.
Gokey was very flirtatious with all the female singers. He always had a crowd and was certainly set up in the role of “lead singer.” Gokey was paid for his time, as were the others on the team. It was very clear he was a valued member that the team could not do without. His vacations were carefully planned so that replacements would always be considered adequate. In some instances, if the congregation discovered Danny was not singing, some would actually leave the service.
Gokey’s accomplishments, besides his paid position within the church, include the recording of Enter In, as well as a recording with Clint Brown. Dan also made several appearances on TBN [backed by other key musicians in FBIM].
Sophie [Danny Gokey's deceased wife] was a sweet gal, each time that I met her.
God Bless everyone who may read this, and may God keep you safe and sound
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
here you go snowpiece
http://topidol.wordpress.com/2009/02/14/the-curious-world-of-faith-build...
there are some other harsh criticisms about this particlar church practicing prosperity faith, but I'll have to do some digging.
awww where did my new best friend go?
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by gia on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 1:32pm.
Roughneck Michael is a snorefest...I am sick of hearing his sob story about how he is blue collar worker, regular joe & trying to support his family...
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ITA! if they say one more time about how he's a "real man" I am gonna HURL! I don't like him AT ALL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Roughneck Michael is a snorefest...I am sick of hearing his sob story about how he is blue collar worker, regular joe & trying to support his family...It was dangerous, but at least he had a good paying job, unlike a lot of the rest of the country these days...Its not like he was serving up fries at a fast food place for minimum wage. If I wanted to observe "regular" people I would hang out at the local Denny's.
Danny had a gay in his life...his best buddy with the ridiculous face piercing that didnt make it through...I think he should have though, he sounded better than more than half of the ones that were on Tuesday.
I hate Anoop's style of singing, but he is way more interesting than this roughneck family man bore & we all know spastic Tatiana is more interesting.
Yeah, I agree. Gokey is a douchey tool, and his pimping the dead wife is sooooo tacky. He talks about it every episode! It is CLEARLY to get sympathy votes, and that's pretty gross. Oh well, he will not get far. My fantasy dream lover Adam Lambert will beat the shit out of him and his cheesy Mariah Carey covers. Trust.
adam is my fave so far.
i liked anoop initially but his performance on tuesday kinda sucked!
i agreed with the top 3
tatiana made me want to punch her. all the other rejects were smiling and clapping along, but she stood like a bitter bitch in the back crying her eyes out. at least she got her 15 minutes. im sure she creamed herself when they said she was the "most talked about contestant so far."
where can I find out about Danny's church?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
the roughneck fucking choked the other night. he biffed the first stanza, couldn't hit hte lower register, and only sounded passable on the chorus. He got through because people liked him, plain and simple. As more comes to light (and more people from his church keep talking) Danny's popularity will def. wane. Hell even if he sings a my love is dead and gone song every week and somehow pulls out the win, I am seeing a Taylor Hicks type of career.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by Kp on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 1:16pm.
Am I the only one who finds this show painfully boring?
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Yeah - I watched, like, the first three episodes when it first started. I've seen one or two cool clips here and there but that's it. *yawn*
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Am I the only one who finds this show painfully boring?
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 1:12pm.
I am compassionate. I have a a great deal of sympathy for people who deserve it. He is not one of them. EVERY time he's in front of a camera
, he, or his friends, make mention of it.
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You know what I'm realizing more and more. And I think as they find a good system it's happening more and more...? These people are coached. Someone has likely told them to do that to make good TV...just the same way ads work - they say the same thing over and over to make it stick in your mind.
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
The others are like a plate of soggy pancakes with no syrup.
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I have two points to make about this sentence.
1. So right. I couldn't even force myself to read the rest of what you wrote. Sorry.
2. That new Kelly Clarkson song is like a cross between this sentence and Hurrican Del Toro. Anything IS possible.
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
I am compassionate. I have a a great deal of sympathy for people who deserve it. He is not one of them. EVERY time he's in front of a camera, he, or his friends, make mention of it. He's clearly using it to gardner sympathy votes. There was a contestant last night who's father is dying, and is on a transplant list. She has not said one word about it, as its not a part of this contenst. SHE deserves compassion. Every contenstant tries to get more face time, as it ups their fanbase and gives them a chance to advance. Some do so based on talent, some with personality, some with dead wives. I find it distasteful to give producers personal videos so they can build a montage during your audition.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
good thing we have the official voice of American Idol here to tell us what's up, GEEEZ
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
idiots drive me loco : I am starting to be over Danny, you are so right about him and when he said he was a church music director all of a sudden, I was like "whoa, hold on there danny boy. I was not aware of that."
ADAM LAMBERT FOR THE WIN!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
idiotsdrivemeloco, you're not very compassionate, are you?
Dude's wife just happened to die, and if someone were stupid enough to marry you and die, I'm sure you'd be emotional, too.
And Tatiana is a basket-case who scares people, so of course he was thinking 'WTF am I doing next to this whack-job?'.
Better get used to him, though, Danny's going to the top 2, without a doubt
Anyone who doesn't think Michael the Oil Rig Guy didn't belong isn't a true fan of the show.
He's the face of what the whole show is about, a hard-working guy looking for a chance to take his music to the next level.
Anoop will get in at the Wildcard show, so no need to cry conspiracy.
I thought Wanna be RDG was the cunt (he's far too fat, ugly, and douchey to be in the same sentence as Robert Downy Jr.). Every other contestent, when it was between two people, showed solidarity with the person next to them. That asshat had nothing but contempt for Tatiana, rolling his eyes, and in general, being a smug dick. Not to mention, the incessant "oh, by the way, didy ou know my wife died?" whoreing of his wife's memory to get fans. If that is not enough to make you hate the guy, he's also part of some crazy ass cultish church that loves to take a lot of money from its followers and banishes people.
I can only hope that Normund Gentle makes it into the finals.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
I don't know if any of you noticed or not, but all the "crying" she was doing should have produced at least ONE tear!
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You're gonna need a bigger boat..
Submitted by Mopa on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:20pm.
I get a very George Michaelish feeling from Adam. Hot as hell and want to do all sorts of nasty with him, but I don't think he is interested in the ladies.
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Adam is gayer than a 50 unicorns dancing under 100 rainbows to a Kylie Minogue song.
while I hate Tatiana with the power of 1000 suns, I was kind of hoping she would go nuts like the end of the movie Carrie and kill everyone in the theater with her psycho telekinetic powers all the while laughing her insane yellow teef cackle.
I get a very George Michaelish feeling from Adam. Hot as hell and want to do all sorts of nasty with him, but I don't think he is interested in the ladies.
ricki lake: LOL at AI husband. i can't wait to see him either but they put him in a group with a lot of other guys i like---the piano player from MI--represent!! i hope adam does well, i still catch myself singing that damn
cher song in my head!! (btw, i'm a girl, mr. peterson is my cat)
oooo Mopa, thanks, I didn't see them before, he's so HAWT ♥♥♥ LOL
Ricki I will be speed dialing right along with you!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I am also mad Anoop did not make it. Alexis Grace, the white trash cunt did not deserve to make it AT ALL, and as much as I liked Michael Sarver...he was bad, and did not deserve to move on. I hope Anoop is a wild card.
I cannot wait until next week when my AI husband Adam Lambert performs! I will be voting non-stop the entire time like a 12-year-old fangurl. Thanks for the videos Mopa! The first one is hot! I love a dude who lets his man tittays hang out.
bwahahaha! I hope that crazy bitch is gone for good!
From day one, I knew she was doing the whole over the top act to get more camera time. Then she tries to pretend that she's all normal when she finally gets to perform? You could tell she doubled up on her meds these last couple of nights, but when she found out she wasn't in the top 12, you could see the cray was trying to come out.
GOOD RIDDANCE!
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This show sucks. I only like the first couple episodes when the delusional psychos audition.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Snowy: I firmly believe the judges do whatever the fuck they want. I think the public really has very little to do with it.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
Mr. Peterson : the things I would do with that drumstick! LOL ;P
drama: you better be right. my sweet Anoop! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
RDG was my early-on fave. Still is. Tati *did* seem to melt right before our eyes, right? After awhile, because the camera did keep panning to her, I had to avert my eyes from the telly.
So, does anyone really believe the oil rigger got more votes than Anoop? They cut him for the drama. He'll return.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
hey snowpiece: when idol toured with chris richardson, my son caught his
drumstick--jelluz?? J/K :)
I know Drama, she was all over Gokey Downey Junior.
I AM SO MAD ABOUT ANOOOOOOP he better be a wild card!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bradi, MJ was always hot and I liked whatsherIrish but I did not like their performance last night. what song did they butcher again? I've forgotten, but it was good to see them. I am waiting for my honey Chris Richardson to make an appearance!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
My 12 yo didn't even watch it last night. Said no way till Tatiana goes Too much drama in JR HI to have to watch this junk on TV Will let her know that Tat is gone so she will watch again. As for DH and I: ZZZZZ no more AI since Daughtry got booted
Well said, Bradi.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
she was probably on xanax during the show. goddamn, there goes my entertainment for the night!
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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Anoop Dawg needs to be the wildcard. i agree they were disrespecting
RDG while he was singing---when they showed the other two singing, they didn't pan away to the losers. i need an intervention---i am starting to not mind paula's star jewelry.........help............
She was nothing but a sore loosing, selfish cunt.
She didn't congratulate anyone, hug anyone, NO, she stood up there and just blubbered.
Fucking fame hworing slag.
NO ONE LIKED HER!
The hair tossing, always checking herself in the camera feeds, she deserved to CRUSHED on national TV.
HA HA HA, stupid cow.
BUT Michael Johns LOOKED HWAT!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
She can sing very well, especially Whitney songs. So I was actually rooting for her. Not enough to call though. Her drama did her in. Maybe now she'll learn when's a good time to have a large cup of STFU.
As Simon would say "Now off you go..."
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Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
There was enough crazy on that show with Paula.