Tameka Foster Is Out Of The Hospital
Tameka Foster is back out on the loose, just 11 days after her body freaked out right before she was about to get some fat wet vacced out. The lipo gone wrong reportedly left Tameka in a temporary coma while doctors tried to get her shit together.
A spokeswhore for the Sirio-Libanes Hospital in Brazil confirmed that Tameka checked out on Monday night, but wouldn't say what she's up to now.
Usher's spokesbitch hasn't said why things went wrong, but the president of the Brazilian Society of Plastic Surgery, Jose Tariki, told the New York Daily News that Tameka told doctors she had a baby four months ago. Bitch was lie-telling, because she knocked out a kid only 2 months ago. Jose went on to say, "After a pregnancy,the abdomen muscle is violently stretched,becomes flaccid and swells. The patient needs six to eight months to return to normal and only then can undergo surgery."
Does this bitch watch Dick/Tuck?! Everyone knows you're not supposed to lie about shit when you're about to go into surgery or wrecks like this happen! Your doctor is really the only ho you should be honest with. Well, your doctor and your dealer.
I just hope Tameka played it smart and didn't go back to get the job done. I mean, some dumb hos wouldn't let a little thing called cardiac arrest get in the way of them getting skinny.
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Usher is so god damn ugly. He acted like an jackass on TRL or whatever MTV show it is saying he's a "strong black man" whatever that means. I guess he was tired of people who were talking about him and used that show to "tell them off". If he was so strong, he could handle people talking shit about him. Grow the fuck up. If you have to tell people you're strong, you're probably not. He's more like a "typical" black man........
So she went through all that and probably did not even get the surgery right? Hoepfully she has leanred her lesson. No way in hell would I risk my life again for plastic surgery. Something is wrong with ehr if she wants lipo soo soon after a baby. Shame on her. She should have been home with her baby.
There is no way that this Tameka person was born a woman. I simply refuse to believe that a person who looks exactly like a man is in fact a woman.
Her boobs are very big and attractive
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Submitted by original putas on Wed, 02/18/2009 -
all you people preaching about exercise are flat broke. If you get a couple shekels to rub together anytime in the future, you'll be sitting your fat asses down for a plane ride to Brazil
too.
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Four months is still not six to eight months! HELLOOoOOOo.
Submitted by original putas on Wed, 02/18/2009 -
all you people preaching about exercise are flat broke. If you get a couple shekels to rub together anytime in the future, you'll be sitting your fat asses down for a plane ride to Brazil too.
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ROTFL. Gotta love the voice of reason! Bring it, putas! :-)
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She's steady tryin' to keep her much younger, famous man. So insecure! She just finished poppin out his sons.. I'd be like ' bitch you better love this jelly' Tryin' to compete with Hollywood.. on a makeup designer ticket? Tameka needs to relax, eat some bon bons and put a baby to each titty and love life!
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Lipo and boob jobs don't make lousy bodies look good anyway. It wouldn't help her.
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Glad she is better and I hope she has learned a lesson about unnecessary plastic surgery and the risks.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm thinking Octomommy needs to head on down to Brazil and have her belly fat removed and then all will be right with the world, cuz no fancy CA doc will fly down to save her fat ass.
i just want to know if the brazilian docs were able to cut tameka's dick off before the surgery went bad?
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I had two kids and each time returned to pre-pregnancy weight within 6 months, thanks to breastfeeding, a little exercise (very little!), and not having gained ridiculous amounts of weight while pregnant. Is that so unusual? It's nature's way.
HA i knew it..she went to brazil because no dr here would perform elective surgery just 2 months after giving birth!
Stupid bitch to risk her life like that. Is it just me, but im kinda disappointed shes going to be alright. More hos need to realize how dangerous ALL surgeries are.
Tameka tittiematized that Usher child-man. Who knows in WHAT state Tameka has departed Brazil. Reports only state that she "departed". In what manner did she "depart"? Infor: Wanted Dead or Alive.
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I'm thinking Tameka's brain power is seriously reduced and she's been moved to some sort of care home.
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Oh, and I also wanted to say that I have definitely been flat broke (ketchup packet soup queen here) but to say because I choose to exercise over lipo because I'm broke is just dumb. Lipo hurts, like hell, people. I needed it for my leg after an injury issue. No fucking way would I ever do that again.
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"Usher's spokesbitch hasn't said why things went wrong, but the president of the Brazilian Society of Plastic Surgery, Jose Tariki, told the New York Daily News that Tameka told doctors she had a baby four months ago. Bitch was lie-telling, because she knocked out a kid only 2 months ago. Jose went on to say, "After a pregnancy,the abdomen muscle is violently stretched,becomes flaccid and swells. The patient needs six to eight months to return to normal and only then can undergo surgery."
I'm not defending her, because I think it's the height of selfishness to do something like this so soon after giving birth...but if she lied and said she had the baby four months ago, and the doctors recommend six to eight months post-partum before having surgery, then they were still in the wrong to agree to operate on her ugly ass.
This "chick with a dick" is a vain, narcissistic bitch; she is DESPERATE to hang on to this man-boy who is her meal ticket. She's a textbook golddigger who isn't afraid to squirt out the babies to ensure that monthly check.
Anything I've ever read about this woman is ALL negative. She ousted his mama from being his manager so he'd never be out of her sight. Nothing like marrying someone you can't trust! Sounds like she's getting some well-deserved payback here for being a cunt.
She probably tried to lie about her gender, too.
Submitted by aquarius on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 8:28pm.
Not gonna touch the lipo = lazy debate -- I just want to comment on the sheer IDIOCY of lying to a SURGEON! Does bitch not realize that there are usually pretty damn good reasons for medical restrictions? Does she think they make you wait 4 months after giving birth just to be big meanies? I mean, seriously, it's SURGERY, not a fucking manicure! And where the fuck was Usher?
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Yeah, these dumb whores that lie to surgeons are basically ASKING for complications! She's lucky her damn lies didn't kill her!
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Submitted by aquarius on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 8:28pm.
Does she think they make you wait 4 months after giving birth just to be big meanies?
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Not gonna touch the lipo = lazy debate -- I just want to comment on the sheer IDIOCY of lying to a SURGEON! Does bitch not realize that there are usually pretty damn good reasons for medical restrictions? Does she think they make you wait 4 months after giving birth just to be big meanies? I mean, seriously, it's SURGERY, not a fucking manicure! And where the fuck was Usher, letting her go off and do this?
Fuck!
And if you're willing to risk your life to lose weight, why have 5 kids in the first place?
she's a man, baby!
Submitted by original putas on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 6:53pm.
Funniest shit ever. No debt here, none. Far from broke, honey.
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It's a shame that some people are so vain they will risk their newborn child growing up without a mother. Makes me sick.
I'm far from broke! The reason why I chose to exercise is because i'm not lazy.
What the fresh hell is this? Are Usha and Tameka at the 50th annual Coffy Brown lookalike contest? Did they win?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I don't blame this bitch for wanting the easy way out. I work in a management capacity, and I see most people are always looking for the easy way out. Especially when they think nobody's looking. The way I see it, all you people preaching about exercise are flat broke. If you get a couple shekels to rub together anytime in the future, you'll be sitting your fat asses down for a plane ride to Brazil too.
Submitted by SpicyMe on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 6:16pm.
*waves back*
I gained 40 lbs and it was all in my stomach, thank goodness I have good genes, no stretch marks! LOL I hear ya, I busted my butt too getting into shape! These hos need to close their hole and start exercising. Shit, even Bright House has workouts on demand if you have a box or you can get a walking DVD to walk right in your living room. Personally, the elliptical kicks my ass, but I love it.
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All that pain, expense, time away from bonding with the newborn and she didn't even get her lipo.
Maybe Usher will pull a Chris Brown on her.
Submitted by xsjado on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 6:02pm.
Stupid woman, risking yourself because of low self-esteem. A real woman is proud of her body, especially when she has just given the miracle of birth.
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Mir-a-cle of birth?
A real miracle would be raising children who didn't emit that eardrum piercing scream.
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that was just plain ridiculous. even Katy Perry won best international female artist. i prefer last year's Brit Awards because the Arctic Monkeys were there. that joke about Brit School was really funny. this year's Brit was too pop-pish for my taste.
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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Just saying Hi! I had a ten pound baby too!! Nice to see another big baby mommy out there like me. :)
Why couldn't Tameka just f'ing exercise?? It's not that hard. I weighed 105 lbs. when I got pregnant and gained 60 lbs. during my pregnancy and I didn't lipo that shit off..I worked my ass off to get the weight off.
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Yeah, how could they give that award to Girls Aloud? Ridiculous! And I'm no Duffy fan either...
hey Leandra! guess what? Duffy won 3 Brit awards and Adele won nothing. can you believe that? even the Whores Aloud won best single. that was the most godawful Brit Awards i've ever watched.
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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And what the fuck is wrong with the doctors office? What, they can't fucking GOOGLE the celebrities wife's name to double check when she had the baby?
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Stupid woman, risking yourself because of low self-esteem. A real woman is proud of her body, especially when she has just given the miracle of birth.
*rant on*
What hot-ass Jim said. I workout every fucking day. I had a TEN pound baby and exercised every day while I was pregnant and afterwards.
This bitch needs to get a Hers subscription and fucking workout.
*rant off*
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I'm realizing how freaking lucky I am to still be tiny after pregnancy. And getting smaller by the day because of the breastfeeding.:)
Somebody suck that fat out of Usher's fist!!! That mess is bigger than his entire head!!! I wonder if it's true that a mans hands are the same size as his peen? hmmmmmmmmm.
Death comes with the territory. Looking at her concrete tits makes me want to vomit. Good luck for your next op bitch.
Selfish bitch shouldve been home bonding with her newborn. but noooo she'd rather look good in a bikini. Go to fucking hell bitch!
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 5:10pm.
Uhm.
What Jim said.
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yeah... me too. But, listen... you gotta admit it'd be hard competing with all those guys for Usher's attention...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
i think that maybe it is cheating to look thin but then again shes always being criticized so that probably puts a lot of pressure on her too