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Rachel Bilson, Seth Cohen's forever girl from The OC, and the dude who ruined Darth Vadar are engaged to be married. Their Google search ranking must have fell off the charts, so they decided to pull this. It was either that or a sex tape, but I don't know if Hayden is up for that shit.
Page Six says some dude was on a flight with Rachel and noticed a ring on her finger, so he asked if she was married. She responded, "I'm not married yet, just engaged. I know I look like I'm 15, but I'm actually 27." One of Rachel's friends also told People, "They're a great couple. Rachel seems thrilled beyond belief."
I've heard a queer story about Rachel's new fiance, but the friend who told me could've been on some of the bad shit and mistook Hayden for some random trick. Who knows. My friend said his nutsack smelled like guinea pig poop. Okay, when a friend tells you something like that, it's time to check them off the list and walk away. Their services are no longer needed.
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Ha. whats really funny is that in 2 years someone will ask them where they met. they will say on the set of the movie "jumper". and that person will say What? What is that?
They both look prepubescent.
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I feel Hayden may have been caught with some guy fingering his no-no through his panties... if he marries a chick, well I'll move to Mars...
God love me some Hayden, I want to be DP'd by Johnny Depp and him, and maybe stick Adrian Brody in my mouth.
I have always found Hayden Christensen to be handsome. He has a very angsty, tortured artist look about him, sort of like Johnny Depp (not in features, but in that tense personality). He was really good in Life as a House. I've never seen any Star Wars films, but everyone says he stank, so I believe that. Rachel Bilson is very cute, but that comment is lame. She looks like a petite 27 year old, not a young one.
"I know I look like I'm 15, but I'm actually 27." Well, someone thinks highly of themselves, if she was 18 or 19 saying she looked 15, I wouldnt think that but she is about the age where in Hollywood, looking younger is the ideal...
She only looks slightly younger that her age because she has that giant rounded forehead, it gives the illusion of youth, think Shiloh Jolie... I would say she genuinely looks about 23 or 24 rather than 27. In that pic Hayden looks about 37!
Are they OVER THE MOON? A big sparkly silvery glittery moon?
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She does not look 15...she needs to get her head out of her ass and look in the mirror.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She looks 15 like Ali Lohan looks 15.
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two very boring, bad actor are engaged...good for them....
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Hayden is not the greatest actor in the world, but I like him.
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I SO don't feel badly about not knowing who these people are.
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Rachel looks like a 15 year old heroin here. Why is her hair so big? Did she pump it full of air or something?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
sighhh i always wished her and seth/adam brody would be forever
Hayden Christensen/Trevor Blumas...behold the 'geigh' surrounding him. I wonder if they're still friends?
Submitted by Candy on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 6:20pm.
Good for you.
As an extra precaution, maybe you should ask your friend to stop telling you things that have to do with him? It can't be easy to keep getting reminded of his douchey ways.
I remember he was in Factory Girl and played a character meant to be Bob Dylan,just awful.
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Naw I'm moving on. Problem is my friend who used to work in my company now works in AA and she works beside him. He tells her things that he know she'll come to me with so that I can get upset or aggravated and call him to cuss him out. I don't have time for that. It's high school. The fact that I can walk away and leave it alone at such an early point makes me realized that I have matured. I better have, I'm too old to play games with anyone.
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Submitted by Candy on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 4:52pm.
I'm so sorry to hear about the depression. And it really sounds like this guy is an ass. Not because he (possibly) fucks men, but because he fucked other people while he was in a relationship with you. And the lying. That would be enough to piss anyone off. Also, critizising a woman with depression for not upkeeping herself? No. Just no.
I know it's really hard, but please don't waste your precious time trying to get revenge on this guy or obsessing about the things he did. It's so not worth it. Yeah, I know, not as easy as it sounds.
I really do hope things get better for you soon!
Moomarse thank you. I think the thing that bothers me most is the deception but as long as I don't lose my shit and take it to another level, I'll get over it.
I'm sorry you don't like my avi. I've thought about taking it down several times but I just don't have anything as classic as this one, lol.
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Candy, Candy, Candy...
I am really fucking sorry about the last few years you've been through. wow! I dated some guy for a while who I've always thought was suspect ~ don't really know for sure and thankfully, it was a rebound (on my part) anyway so it didn't last long at all. But shit!
On a side note, your avi really bugs the shit out of me... but I'll try not to take it personal. The cute bunny at the end makes up for it :)
YOU TAKE CARE!!! My mom told me once, "Men... you can't live with em and ya can't kill em!". God, I love that woman!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I think he's gay.
"Hayden needs to thank his lucky stars that Portman was in that film, because she's so atrocious that it took the focus off of him."
I agree.
Natalie and Hayden sucked in Star Wars, yet somehow Ewan made you believe every single one of his lines. Badly written movies are the true test of who can act and who can't.
Submitted by Leandra on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by Candy on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 4:52pm.
Are you sure he was gay? I don't really see the point in pursuing you for two years if he was looking for a beard. If you have proof that he's been with men, he could be bi.
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Are you ready for a long response? I was hoping someone would ask because I think I need theraphy.
If anyone has paid any attention to my posts over the years they know I work at the airport. He does too for AA. He goes on frequent trips home to his family. Our families are closely tied which is how I met him. He just came into town and his siter would drop him off at my house for the whole day during the summer. I was not interested at all. Anyway, lets skip 17 years or so. I had recently told him I didn't want anything to do with him because I've been going through a lot of problems which I tried to share with him, then he started to criticize the fact that I haven't been upkeeping myself like I'm used to. If he was listening he would of heard the part where I told him I was depressed so I dumped him. It just so happend that I was talking to my cousin about it. We haven't seen each other in a long time but he's home now for an extended stay. He had no idea we were in a relationship until I mentioned him. My cousin then told me that when he goes home he's still in contact with his high school teacher who is gay. They talk all the time on the phone and a lot of the time when they're finished he'd disappear for a good while. This put his mother in distress because it was suspect behaviour. Then my cousin told me that my ex's nephew asked his other uncle if it was normal for a man my ex's age to have bottles and bottles of cialis. Then the nephew said my ex stated his favorite thing is to fuck women in the ass. This was all news. Our sex life had gotten so boring that he'd last for about 5-7 minutes max. I'm also not an anal chick. As you can guess, I confronted him about everything. The most he could say to me is that he could make up stories about me and I can tell whoever I wanted to tell. I asked him about his gay high school teacher and their friendship and he didn't have anything to say. I asked him about the ass fucking, the only thing he could say is that we always had protected sex. I asked him about the cialis and if I was lying, why wouldn't I say viagra instead. He got quite. I told him off and went to the doctor to go get checked out as soon as I could. I go once a month which has been twice already. The first time I went it was a new doctor and as soon as he asked me what I was there for I broke down. He perscribe me lorazepam and anti depressants. I haven't taken the anti depressants yet but the lorazepam is the shit. I wanted to actually assualt him after tne conversation but we were at work and a policeman was right beside us so I couldn't. I don't want to sound more pathetic than I feel so I won't go into how its been affecting me and what I've been doing to get over the shock. He could be bi but I don't want to fuck a man that fucks other men. Simple
This is the longest fucking post I've ever written. Damn.
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Yeah, I haven't heard any FIRST hand accounts... but the gay chatter is high with this one.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 4:46pm.
Yes, it is me, Katie Holmes.
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Submitted by Candy on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 4:52pm.
I never had sexy times with a gay guy knowingly. It either happens by accident, or I have magical powers that turns them gay. My ego goes with the latter. Cause that makes me a Superhero!
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Is this girl on anything but the OC, or was she I mean. I only see her like a few times a year on here or on TMZ or something , that's it. It doesn't seem like she does anything else.
Guinea pig poop sounds hella nast...but I'd hit it and maybe stick the tip in....! PUKE!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Candy on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 4:52pm.
Are you sure he was gay? I don't really see the point in pursuing you for two years if he was looking for a beard. If you have proof that he's been with men, he could be bi...?
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 4:40pm.
Portman and this fu*ktard ruined all the new Star Wars - and George Lucas with his crappy writing.
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I don't blame him or Portman. I really don't like Hayden Christensen, but he was great in Life as a House and Shattered Glass (not so much in recent movies). And Portman is a terrific actress. I just think that Lucas is entirely to blame. He managed to take competent actors and make them suck horribly. You can only do so much if the material is shit.
Best Star Wars movie? Empire Strikes Back. Did Lucas write and direct it? No, he only did the story. Screenplay was written by Leigh Brackett and it was directed by Irvin Kershner. Coincidence that the best movie of the series is the one Lucas has the least to do with? No.
Ha, I'm a princess you are a so right LOL
And p.s. I watched the extras on the star wars dvd for the last movie and george lucas is totally at fault for hayden christensen's performance. He wanted cheesy and over the top acting. There was a scene where christensen actually nails it, and lucas tells him to do it over. The do over was horrible, and i was thinking, wtf?
Submitted by TT99 on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 4:43pm.
Oh, I've had sex with many a gay man, and that is a GAY man. Oh, and by the way, I'm a woman.
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Was it on purpose? Did you know they were gay? Because for the life of me if I knew the fucker I was talking to loved man ass since I knew him at the age of 17, I would never have fucked him. In fact, he persued me for 2 years before I gave in. I should've trusted my instincts. Now I have to sit by my cell everyday and reist the urge to torment him. The last time I did, he called my cell phone provider. I don't know what for but it made me realize that I had to act adult about the situation but sometimes when I get bored, its hard to not pick up the phone.
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I've seen bilson in interviews and she's sweet. Genuinely sweet. I can't say a bad thing about her except that I hate her guts forever times infinity for taking that cutie pie off the market. Just kidding. But seriously though, she comes across as a sweetheart. Wish them all the best.
I have only one thing to say on this subject:
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
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I don't know why... she kinda creeps me out.
Plus, NO... you don't look 15! get over yourself...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by TT99 on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 4:43pm.
Oh, I've had sex with many a gay man, and that is a GAY man. Oh, and by the way, I'm a woman.
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Katie Holmes, is that you?
When your friend is able to pin point exactly what someones nut sack smells like, they just might be teling the truth.
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Submitted by TT99 on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 4:43pm.
Oh, I've had sex with many a gay man, and that is a GAY man. Oh, and by the way, I'm a woman.
Having sex with you isn't what made them gay, is it? :)
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 4:29pm.
Yes, that's it! Also, am I the only one who thinks Chloe Sevigny and Peter Sargaard are the same person? They have a similar icky quality.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Maybe it's just the excessive eye makeup, but her eyes seem too big for her face. That, coupled with her abnormally large head, makes her look like a tarsier or bush-baby.
Look them up.
Oh, I've had sex with many a gay man, and that is a GAY man. Oh, and by the way, I'm a woman.
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Portman and this fu*ktard ruined all the new Star Wars - and George Lucas with his crappy writing. Movies were a joke.
File this story under: Who Cares. Their both Z-listers who will be on "Dancing with the Has-Beens".
wasn't this a blind item?
AND.. In "Life As A House" he wasn't bad.
Don't get me started on the "new" Star Wars.
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
Submitted by fioalways on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 4:34pm.
I was at the whole foods in union square when i saw Hayden and his gay pal together buying like, a pizza or something, i stood right next to him to make sure it was him. It was. Anyway, he seems like a peen lover to me.
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Riiiight. Did you see them like, making out too?? Gimme a break. I guess 2 guys buying a pizza together means they are gay? Huh- who knew?
anikan't skywalker, he is total bullshit
Beard.
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
Submitted by Miss Molly on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 4:30pm.
Um ... how likely is that conversation!? WHO asks, "are you married?" And who answers "I know I look 15, but I'm 27?!" This conversation is so made-up, it's ridiculous.
They've been "engaged" for two months. There're no date, no dress, no plans. News was held tight, until.... until they have movie coming out next month and need to drum up publicity.
What shockingly convenient and coincidental timing of this "conversation" with a stranger, who happened to call Page Six ... Riiiiiggghhhhttt.
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Probably not true...rarely any of this crap is. Don't believe much from witnesses, or sources. If it's true, they'll confirm it. If infact anyone really cares.