Wednesday, February 18th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By CoCo
That top isn't supposed to be worn like that, right? Those straps were not built for that kind of pressure. It's like two elephants sitting on a playground swing. That shit is about to SNAP! And if it did, CoCo's big fucking ass bitties would come tumbling out and explode! A typhoon of titty water and silicone would drown everyone in its path. That's why if you're ever going to be in CoCo's presence, you better bring some damn scuba gear. You know, just in case. But I guess if you gotta go, drowning in CoCo's silicone juice is the way to do it.
That being said, I'd risk my life to motoboat CoCo's plasti-chichis.
Here's the elegant goddess and her pimp at Eli Mizrahi's fashion week party in NYC last night.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 6:12am.
Oh, but I don't know about a sex tape, but I saw on some show about hip hop wives/girlfriends on E! that they have a "special mirror" they watch themselves going at it in
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YESSS Khensu that was HipHop's Millionaire Wives on VH1
I just think her boobs are fake, lol...too big!
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Oh, but I don't know about a sex tape, but I saw on some show about hip hop wives/girlfriends on E! that they have a "special mirror" they watch themselves going at it in.
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To thrive on demise
Voyeurs' lust watching the pain
Touching you inside
Bleed you fucking dry
Bleed on me
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 1:42am.
**shudder**
You know, though, I've thought the same thing before, so don't feel too dirty.
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To thrive on demise
Voyeurs' lust watching the pain
Touching you inside
Bleed you fucking dry
Bleed on me
Who all is in the house? Speak to me, bitches!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Why even bother wearing a top?
I'm sure someone else already said this but I'm not reading through 585 posts....
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 1:36am.
Her prime years are disappearing in the rear view mirror.
Well at least she has her ass to fall back on. ar ar ar
Can you imagine the number of offers she gets to do a anal sex prono film? ick and you just KNOW those two film themselves.
Jesus. I didn't need these thoughts just before bed.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 1:30am.
True, she's still a D-list celebrity on her best day.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, unless you're probably Coco.
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To thrive on demise
Voyeurs' lust watching the pain
Touching you inside
Bleed you fucking dry
Bleed on me
im out too bye bye! my right nipple hurts
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
= D you're welcome. See i told you in was in the backpocket.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
gyeah: yeah I'm gonna head out. I guess Making the Band is gonna put me to sleep tonight. See ya later! *hugs*
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:59am.
Ha! I wouldn't be surprised if she wasn't taking him around for the ride and using him for fame.
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well it's not working and i think her tits are about to expire.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
gyeah thanks for the gut busting silly laughter!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
gIRL IM tired, i hope i dont get banned about that ; x
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
ahahah it was all MISTIN times in recent comments GYYYEAH!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
gyeah: yes we got all the recent comments!!!!! yay!!!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Yes, silly! lol
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
MISSiaiaisidospdifspodfipsodfiTIIIIIIIIN!! WTF WAS I GOING TO ASK YOU?
oh did you see the "recent comments"
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
MISSSSSSTIIIIIIIN, lissen, um...what was i going to say...oh when you said big booty you meant this thread yeah?
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Hey gyeah! I left a comment for you in the Brangelina thread..lol
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Where are you horz? Wake up! I'm not ready to go to bed yet :/
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Mistiiiiiiiiiin !!!!!! *hugz*
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
I've seen that ass in person. I think it's real, just gross. Most of it is her pose sticking it out and sucking her gut in. Her boobs are definitely the most offensive looking thing on her IRL *barf* She actually photographs quite well compared to what she looks like for real. Isn't it weird how that works?
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Ha! I wouldn't be surprised if she wasn't taking him around for the ride and using him for fame.
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To thrive on demise
Voyeurs' lust watching the pain
Touching you inside
Bleed you fucking dry
Bleed on me
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:40am.
That's what i said.
clueless friend: "why are you doing Capt. Morgan?"
me: no idiot it's coco b ware, get a clue.
friend: who??
me: ::dropkick:::
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
She's almost darker than he is.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:45am.
Also, is her ass real? Does anyone know if those are implants or what?
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Ice-T? He's real.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Also, is her ass real? Does anyone know if those are implants or what?
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To thrive on demise
Voyeurs' lust watching the pain
Touching you inside
Bleed you fucking dry
Bleed on me
I like her dress too.
But what's with all of these otherwise vulgar looking broads resorting to the "retro glam" Marilyn Monroe-esque look?
It's not working out for them and isn't making any of them look any more classy. It worked out for Marilyn Monroe because she wasn't bright fucking orange with two obscene tumoresque bolt ons.
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To thrive on demise
Voyeurs' lust watching the pain
Touching you inside
Bleed you fucking dry
Bleed on me
yea captain morgan ripped off coco b ware
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"Tony Romo fucks fat chicks!"-Scott Ferrall
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:35am.
God, that was an abomination, i'm sorry i know the woman was carrying life and all but seriously...
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Coco's tits look like Octopussy's stomach to me, without the road map of stretch marks. Just painful.
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:29am.
It's a hot ass pose too. I often imitate it and no one knows what the fuck i'm doing.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 10:41pm.
I don't know CB. I'd tell you undercover, knock three times, secret handshake under the table style if i knew him.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
@ gyeah...great pic lol.
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"Tony Romo fucks fat chicks!"-Scott Ferrall
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 11:09pm.
yes.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/digital_derek/SawxBlog/kokobware....
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
it's a good idea for a pimp to take his number trick off the stroll and air her out...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 11:34pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 11:30pm.
SOCKY!!! I read that as streaming... LOL!
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LMAO! It probably does that, too! If he tweaks it!
Ha! Ha!
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If it starts streaming, my car has a rusty door hinge she can help me out with.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@Socky,
It would be like trying to tweak a cantalope. Not happening...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 11:30pm.
SOCKY!!! I read that as streaming... LOL!
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LMAO! It probably does that, too! If he tweaks it!
Ha! Ha!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I actually really like that dress. Bitch ruined it with her big hard titties. Can you imagine how hot Salma Hayek would look in it?
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
short and dumpy
SOCKY!!!
I read that as streaming... LOL!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
*cue Hannibel Lecter's voice*
When will Coco's left nipple stop screaming?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
@TV and Thangie!
A spritz of black bear anal gland would complete my vision of the perfect Appie-Man!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
CoCo B. Ware will always be the greatest Coco of them all
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"Tony Romo fucks fat chicks!"-Scott Ferrall
i thought this was some fucking wax figure!
lol TITS, I would've guessed Mountain Dew.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 10:49pm.
They are now. Thanks. Also wearing Appalachian Sensation body spray.
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Splattered cooking oil.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 10:52pm.
lmao TV.. I was only really into the Appalachian stuff. They really are a different people.
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Inbreeders often are. Except in the U.K. Then they're royalty.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"