Wednesday, February 18th 2009

The Voice Of This Generation And His Kanyebot

Kanye West must have gotten bored with busting it to his own reflection in the mirror, because he got himself a new model. I don't mean the kind of model that falls on her ass on the catwalks. I mean the kind that gets built in laboratories. Seriously, doesn't she look like a tranny robot version of Kanye? Her serial number is 262377673, but Kanye calls her "Amber Rose."

Kanye has probably programmed Amber Rose to say all sorts of things during fucky times. She screams shit like: "YOU ARE THE CUM SHOT OF THIS GENERATION!", "BREAK ME LIKE YOUR MACBOOK AIR", "POUND MY VAG INTO SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT" and "BE GREAT ALL OVER MY TITTIES!!!" You know Kanye loves that dirty talk.

Here's the Great Kanye and his bot leaving the Gramercy Hotel in NYC last night.

Posted by: Michael K


Submitted by The C word on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:34pm.
I wonder if Urkel designed Amber's 'pants'.

Thank you, I have been trying to figure out who the hell he reminded of in this picture!! Steve Urkel!!

Snarkley's picture

Between the voice of the generation and st. angelina I'm not sure I can handle this much greatness in one day.

rukiddingme's picture

OMG, she so totally looks like a robot.

jiggywiddit's picture

MK continues to post about KW why?

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letinstar's picture

the bot doesn't look real....and i bet it's smooth in the front...
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TOPANGA's picture

haha, I saw this pic on another blog earlier and sent it to my mom telling her that I was going to shave my head just like this chick. Her reply:"guys don't like girls with shaved heads!" My reply: "apparently they do, Kanye is dating one." Her reply: "yea, just what you need, a guy like Kanye..and isn't he gay anyway?"

***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***

Hysteria's picture

are those socks she's wearing with sandals?! aaaaaaaaaaaaar! most gross

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E.A.P.'s picture

Oh shit! I thought this was Jessica Alba.

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shut the smurf up's picture

Im sick of this Looser.. His stupid ego is so fucking huge.
I want to beat the shit out of him with a baseball bat and tell him "scream with the voice of the generation now, you mother fucker!!!"

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

The C word's picture

I wonder if Urkel designed Amber's 'pants'.

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Miss Thang's picture

UGH some people shouldn't have blonde hair or wear red lipstick. Great figure though.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

red_hot_kitchen's picture

Well, this totally disproves my theory that Kanye is not really into women.

dollyface's picture

Since the elegant Amber Rose (does not compute, btw) lets Kanye be great, can we stop now?

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PinkPostIt's picture

She looks like a mannequin.

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howcomebubblegum's picture

"Kanye has probably programmed Amber Rose to say all sorts of things during fucky times. She screams shit like: "YOU ARE THE CUM SHOT OF THIS GENERATION!", "BREAK ME LIKE YOUR MACBOOK AIR", "POUND MY VAG INTO SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT" and "BE GREAT ALL OVER MY TITTIES!!!" You know Kanye loves that dirty talk."

Hahahahaha!

kanye is a dipshit...