The Voice Of This Generation And His Kanyebot
Kanye West must have gotten bored with busting it to his own reflection in the mirror, because he got himself a new model. I don't mean the kind of model that falls on her ass on the catwalks. I mean the kind that gets built in laboratories. Seriously, doesn't she look like a tranny robot version of Kanye? Her serial number is 262377673, but Kanye calls her "Amber Rose."
Kanye has probably programmed Amber Rose to say all sorts of things during fucky times. She screams shit like: "YOU ARE THE CUM SHOT OF THIS GENERATION!", "BREAK ME LIKE YOUR MACBOOK AIR", "POUND MY VAG INTO SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT" and "BE GREAT ALL OVER MY TITTIES!!!" You know Kanye loves that dirty talk.
Here's the Great Kanye and his bot leaving the Gramercy Hotel in NYC last night.
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If Kanye is looking for a pretty lady who will beat his ass in a car trunk every now and then, he should just call me. We can keep it professional.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
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Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 2:15pm.
@ Reeter her name is Bridget Nielsen, she use to date Flavor Flav.
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Right! I also had forgotten she dated Flav. Oh boy! : /
That is the exact same thing the first singer (Tohn) on AI wore last night. Almost. Pretty fucking close.
i'd give someone a dollar to say that benjamin button's shit line whilst having all the sex.
@ Reeter her name is Bridget Nielsen, she use to date Flavor Flav.
Kanye is working the paint huffing cater waiter look.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
He looks like a 4-year old mommy just came home from the Sears store with. Dickies work boots, right out of the box. Ashton Kutcher couldn't be more edgy.
They look hot but kanye is still an asshole
Holy ass batman! Looks like Kanye got his very own Coco? I guess 2.0 is a rap milestone or some shit.
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Submitted by loozer on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:48pm.
...they would think a creature from outerspace was kidnapping the retarded guy.
LMAO @ this!
She's gorgeous and looks really confident, which I love. Did anyone else bother to read her interview?
Quote;"I hate dudes who take themselves too seriously. Life is too short to be that uptight. I love to be silly and I need someone who's going to add to that energy". Hehehehehe!
"Art is Shit!" -Erik Satie
I think the great Satie was just trying to knock down the egos of artists but that was pretty succinct.
And Kanye, I also heard albinos try harder in the sack. So good luck with that.
Look at the way he'd dressed. And he truly believes he's a fashion icon! What galaxy is that douchebag from?
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Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 2:03pm.
TRISCUIT! How was the wedding? Do tell!
Congrats newlywed!
I love how he claims to be the most fashionable man on earth. Looks like the entire outfit is sale rack Gap with a bow tie thrown in for an accent. Child, please.
this guy is the gwynneth paltrow of hip hop
Thanks MK!!
I just jizzed from my no-no hole laughing so hard imagining the "BREAK ME LIKE YOUR MACBOOK AIR", "POUND MY VAG INTO SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT" line being yelled out in caps (there's a difference) in their bed or whatever he uses.
Asshole!!!
i just checked the great one's website...it's incredible...this guy really takes himself seriously...i've known a few artists in my time, and none of them, are consumed with themselves...i have a good friend who shows his work in New York, Chicago, and DC...he couldn't be more down to Earth...u don't have to be an asshole to be a talented artist...they are not one and the same...in fact, i find artists that show their insecurities, much more intriguing than some idiot telling me how great they are
Oh, apparently others got the same Alba vibe!
for some reason her face reminds me of Jessica Alba.
Wow. She reminds me of the woman Sylvester Stallone married years ago. The one who was on Surreal Life - Bridget something.
Congrats! Seems saw him before on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called "millionairefriends.com". It is said he met his love there!
I know that Chanel Iman is glad to be rid of him.
"Mr. Loverman... Mr Loverman... Shabba"
I thought that chick was a bald Christina Aguilera at first.
Um.. I have no clue who this chick is, but her spanish chorizo thighs are fucking scary. She can rock the blond cropped army hair-cut, tho.
Anyway, what is it with this fashion "statement" where people think they are being super creative by blindly picking shit to wear?.
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Yes... she does look like a bald Jessica Alba. Hahaaa!
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loozer on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:48pm.
I am pretty sure that if I wore Kanye's outfit while strolling down the street, people would think I was mentally challenged. If I was accompanied by the Fembot 3000, they would think a creature from outerspace was kidnapping the retarded guy
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:58pm.
Totally although her pics look hella airbrushed her butt looks really nice
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I never stay on topic :)
Chick's body and haircut is bangin' Just my opinion:
http://the305.com/2009/02/04/honey-amber-rose-in-the-latest-smooth/
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i feel sorry for this guy...he should clone himself and fuck himself...
maybe when he clones himself he can put a LV logo on that ugly mug of his
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:48pm.
Agreed, def lots of fascination, and the conehead thing too. But first time I did it and saw I had a pretty dome shape I was hooked!
on topic... love Kanye but the denim on denim look is blarg. And lmao @ loozer, the space creature kidnapping the retarded guy, sweet
i though it was christina aguilera or something
I saw some other pictures of her, shes got quite a nice body and pretty face. I kind of like the no-hair look on her, I only wish I could pull that off, I'd save a ton of hours in my lifetime.
Submitted by SakeBomb on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:35pm.
i've shaved my head several times and you'd be surprised how much guys dig it
I've been contemplating it for a while now, my hair is already Rhianna short and guys love it (girls too). It's so easy to manage. But I would love to just be able to put on my make-up and go instead of having to style it every morning. But I think it's a no, my mother said it's too extreme, plus I'm graduating from college in April and I gotta get a "real" job. Maybe when I do a year in the Peace Corp or something.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
I am pretty sure that if I wore Kanye's outfit while strolling down the street, people would think I was mentally challenged. If I was accompanied by the Fembot 3000, they would think a creature from outerspace was kidnapping the retarded guy.
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Once I had a love and it was gas
Soon turned out, it was a pain in the ass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Topanga & Sake, yep. I shaved my head and liked it so much I had my headshots done that way. Thankfully, my head had a decent shape, the problem is you can't know if your head's shaped like a conehead until it's done.
I dunno if guys "liked" it so much as were fascinated by it. Good 'nuff conversation starter, at least. I loved it. Shower time was soooo quick...
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ROFL!! "YOU ARE THE CUM SHOT OF THIS GENERATION!" You so know he'd believe that shit too. She gives me creepy vibes. Why is she dressed in Richard Simmons work out pants? Damn!
Spandex' use as actual clothing should be against the law. Does not matter how hot you are ( or think your are) they look disgusting.
Is it just me, or does that chick look like a bald Jessica Alba?
Kanye and Susan Powder! STOP THE INSANITY!
What a couple of twatty asshats.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:35pm.
i've shaved my head several times and you'd be surprised how much guys dig it
Red Spandex, now thats some gay fashion!
i bet those hookers from vegas are pissed this woman stole their hot pants from the county lockup
Wow this is my new favorite couple.
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After seeing him on these sites over and over I finally heard a kanye song... it was of low quality to say the least
www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/taunting
He is such a closet case.
Oh wow, I didn't realize that they made animatronic real girls now! Yowza!