The Voice Of This Generation And His Kanyebot
Kanye West must have gotten bored with busting it to his own reflection in the mirror, because he got himself a new model. I don't mean the kind of model that falls on her ass on the catwalks. I mean the kind that gets built in laboratories. Seriously, doesn't she look like a tranny robot version of Kanye? Her serial number is 262377673, but Kanye calls her "Amber Rose."
Kanye has probably programmed Amber Rose to say all sorts of things during fucky times. She screams shit like: "YOU ARE THE CUM SHOT OF THIS GENERATION!", "BREAK ME LIKE YOUR MACBOOK AIR", "POUND MY VAG INTO SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT" and "BE GREAT ALL OVER MY TITTIES!!!" You know Kanye loves that dirty talk.
Here's the Great Kanye and his bot leaving the Gramercy Hotel in NYC last night.
Did you see the footage on youtube of the show he was in? He looked SO bored:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEwO975SaWQ
Oh, my god! She looks so....I don`t like anybody dress like this.
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I'm sure she has a pretty faced under those dumb-assed glasses, but the Susan Pewter circa early 90's is ug-lay. And what's with the 80's garb? Yick.
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Two fashionably retarded hipster assholes? As an item?
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Hahaha I totally read Amber Roses' quotes with a robot voice. Its much better that way!
Estrogen a-poppin!
I am not impressed..I though his bitch would be a tad more 'elegant'.
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Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:05am.
Why isn't the Black Messiah dating a sista?
looks like a light skinned sista to me. between the ham hocks and shaved head(white girls dont do that, sans sinead oconner)
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That is a WTF moment right there.
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Why isn't the Black Messiah dating a sista?
"Her serial number is 262377673, but Kanye calls her "Amber Rose.""
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GODDAMN NICE RAW JEANS AND WHACKASS CANADIAN TUXEDO YOU FAT BITCH. JUST WAIT A WEEK, KANYE WILL REALIZE THAT HIS GIRLFRIEND IS TOO FAT TO BE FASHIONABLE AND EITHER FORCE HER INTO AN EATING DISORDER OR DUMP HER TO FORCE SOME 13 YEAR OLD MODEL--WHO JUST LAST WEEK WAS LISTENING TO HEARTLESS WITH HER 16 YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND WHO JUST LEARNED HOW TO DRIVE--INTO LETTING HIM PUT IT IN HER BUTT SO HE CAN GAIN REPUTATION AS A DESIGNER FOR DIPPING HIS TOES (OR PENIS) IN THE KIDDIE POOL. OF COURSE SINCE NO DESIGNERS ACTUALLY TAKE KANYE WEST SERIOUSLY HE WILL JUST GET BUSTED UP BY THE COPS FOR BEING A DUMB BITCH AND HE WILL GO TO PRISON WHERE HE'LL BE DOUBLE TEAMED BY BIG BURLY MEN AS HE RECITES THE LYRICS TO "HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER" BUT HE'S PROBABLY JUST GOING TO OMITT THE BETTER AND STRONGER PARTS...
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Ahahaha for a second there I really did think that was a fuckin robot! Wait ... it IS a robot??? OK that splains it.
I love this chick. She's the bubble-butted hiphop version of Brigitte Nielsen!
I thought his taste level (in women) was a little higher than video ho. And WTF is he wearing?
he's wearing a jean jacket over a collared shirt and sweater. and work boots with baggy designer jeans. even 15 year olds wouldn't wear all that ugly shit at once. lol
Kanye is just a fucking twat.
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Dick happens! - MK
If Kanye is so fashion forward why is he wearing a fucking jean jacket? Also, his girlfriend strangely reminds me of Jessica Alba in Fantastic Four. (Not a compliment!)
Kanye's antics are pure sick comedy to me tho. He's such a narccistic douche!
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"Dude, quit harshing my mellow!"
"And I'd give anything for a blond dyke."
Hmmm.
Kanye and his fem bot are fashion ass backwards if you ask me.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
He dresses like a closet from the 90s raped his sorry ass.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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I don't follow hip hop, but has he always been this batshit crazy? Or is it just since his Mama died?....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Oh Kanye you never get old I tell you that. After that suspect quote came out yesterday you went to the Tom Cruise "Build-A-Bitch Workshop" and made this shit huh?! LMAO! They both look ridiculous. People these days are taking this fashion crap to serious.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 4:04pm.
With those sunglasses at night, I'm surprised they don't walk into lampposts.
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quite frankly, I wish they would. It would make them a helluva lot more entertaining.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
those pants need to be burned and I hate the douchey way that kanye dresses. he too needs to get hit by a truck
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
With those sunglasses at night, I'm surprised they don't walk into lampposts.
rotten_egg on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 4:00pm.
Can I ask something? is this chick black with plastic surgery or is she a dark latina.. or something?.
- Um, yes.
To the something part at least.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Can I ask something? is this chick black with plastic surgery or is she a dark latina.. or something?. Anyone know?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
If we ever needed conclusive evidence that Kanye is as bent as a ten bob note then this is it. I can just smell the sexual attraction oozing out of those clasped hands, can't you? He looks like he can barely bear to touch her hand, let alone her vadge. The mind boggles.
I'd do anything for a blond dyke?
Do any of those rappers EVER date anyone even remotely close to being a lady?
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I'd like to be a fly on the wall when Kanye & Tommy Girl are discussing their "bots" LOL
I think she's pretty IMO but trying to be too "Grace Jones"
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seriously not fashionable at all, imo
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"I'm sorry, we've already cast the jealous and bitter lonely old queen role" - Lily Allen, on Perez's hopes of being in her vid
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he looks very bubba gump-y here...love that underbite...I can't stand this arsehole...I cannot believe his ego...and like most egomaniacs..they really have no talent, looks or brains...so they have to rely ON EGO..that is all this fool has. Ego and some ugly ass clothes.
They are so straight
-because they are def not gay-as-a-compliment.
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"I'm sorry, we've already cast the jealous and bitter lonely old queen role" - Lily Allen, on Perez's hopes of being in her vid
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Submitted by redrooster1122 on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 2:17pm.
That is the exact same thing the first singer (Tohn) on AI wore last night. Almost. Pretty fucking close
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ha ha I was thinking the same thing, didn't like it this time either!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
OH HE MUST BE AN ARTEAST!!!!!
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Submitted by Kp on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 2:25pm.
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That is my nicca!
♥love him♥
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Kanye's underbite makes me laugh.
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 2:22pm.
Love the avie. T.I is sexy
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