American Idol: Will Tatiana Go On?
Before watching American Idol last night, I had my ear plugs made out of egg crates and block of wood to scratch my nails into all ready for Tatiana Del Toro's laugh of destruction. But the laugh never came out of her mouth. Tatiana was so drippy. It's like someone sucked the helium out of her (I'm looking at you, Paula). Or maybe Tatiana accidentally had a sip of Paula's Morphine water?
Tatiana corked the crazy and this left me confused. The blood in my system was even ready to drip down my nose when Tatiana's Lucifer-sponsored cackle came spewing out of her mouth. The cotton balls were at my side! It never happened. Strange. I don't know. It's weird, because I could still see the crazy tingling in her eyes. Maybe she saw her ass on TV and figured she should bring it down a million levels to get votes. When the judges asked her about it, she kept saying, "I'm never like that! Ask my friends! I'm a multi-faceted woman!" or something like that. Uh huh. That's what all crazy bitches say. The crazy doctor must have upped her meds.
Did TatiRo's complete 360 help or hurt her ass? She could sneak into the Top 12 because there's a lot of crazy people out there. Crazies stick with crazies. But my nose will definitely start crying blood tears if she makes it through tonight. It's possible, because the girls were fucking GODAWFULHORRENDOUSEARBLOWINGBAD! The bitch who sang that Taylor Swift song made me yearn for the days of Kristy Lee Cook. Seriously, homegirl's skills are that evil. And the hot chick who murdered that Police song should have had the real POLICE called on her ass for decapitating that shit! My peen hole could whistle that song better. What was up with her faces too? This is American Idol, not fucking Toddlers & Tiaras! Bitch should really try out a career in child beauty pageants.
So, now it's guessing time! The 3 skanks who will make it to the Top 12 will be:
Alexis "Jane Mancini" Grace - Seriously, I was waiting for her to drop her mic and scream, "SYDNEEEEEEY!" (click to see her performance)
Danny Gokey - Because his name rhymes with chokey. And he's the only one who didn't make me punch my ears or fall into a coma. (click to see some of his performance)
Anoop - He's popular as fuck! It was the night of Anoop. He could have eaten a live baby bunny on stage and bitches still would've voted for him! (click to see his performance)
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This show is still on?
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The world will look up and shout "Save us". And I'll whisper "No".
I have Zero interest on the show however, I am upset because they switched House to Mondays and now I can't watch it!
Brent Keith is soooo hot!
Tatiana is fucking nuts... just like Paula.
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Well, I, for one, thought Alexis was awful. I don't like her singing at all, nor her newfound dirtiness.
Definitely Alexis & Danny..I hope its not going to be Tatiana, although I kind of liked her dress & her voice didnt make my ears bleed... I can handle Anoop because he has a calming presence & not one of pure evil like Tatiana.
The show did suck, the sound was dreadful, the show came off as really amatuer, Paula was high as hell, looked horrible & she kept sounding like she was about to burst into tears, the singing was god awful for the most part. It seemed like it was 2 hours just so they could grace us with a commercial break after practically each performance.
ricki lake...I dont like Alexis Grace either for some reason, she seems arrogant to me or something, something is off about her...I only hope she makes it because she sang better than the other girls, which isnt saying much at all.
gia: Paula could barely keep her eyes open!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I'm getting sick of seeing this whore have an orgasm. Can we please have another post? Please???
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:36pm.
Yeah, that was hilarious. The judges did her SO wrong.
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
Maybe Tatiana is crazy like a fox?
Maybe she acted the crazy because she knew it would get attention and maybe get her on the show?
Ricki: yes, Adam ♥♥♥ I don't want to fight you for him because I've been thru it with you before and you will win! ha ha, also because he's def not riding on my bus. Can we just be friends again for Adam's sake? LOL I have loved him since his audition! did you see it?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
For all the stories they did on so many of the contestants ahead of time, do they purposely not like certain people? Out of all the contestants last night, they had done some sort of coverage of all of them previously, except the guy who sang second. They NEVER did a thing on him before and he sang good. I think he was that Braddy Bunch guy.
Oh, and I hate that Jackie lady that went on first. She looked like she was dressed to do a Grease musical.
Add me to the list of fellow posters who have never watched an episode of Idol. I can't wait until its run is over so I don't have to hear about it anymore.
Not only was Tatiana not crazy last night, but even her teeth weren't as yellow. *disappointed*
Submitted by Karma Police on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:37pm
It was sad to see Jamar in the audience last night. He should still be in the contest and I can't let it go. haha.
I know right! He was totally sitting there wondering how the hell those fools made it through. I don't get it.
Snowpiece, is that Adam Lambert?! He's MINE ho, step off!!!! MY American Idol dream fantasy boyfriend!!! lol
Tatiana is a freak, but could possibly stay. I about shit my pants when the judges said they preferred old Tatiana. I sure as fuck don't! But yes, if she stayed I think it would be intriguing.
Alexis Grace is such a white trash stripper name, and the fact that she was a teen mother isn't helping matters. She rubs me the wrong way and I hope she doesn't make it.
Submitted by putas on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:32pm.
Right? plus shes so cute...people hardly associate (<--sorry if I spelled that wrong! Dont kill me PSL lol) her with AI anymore
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Danny was the best by far last night. I thought Anoop was pretty good, as were the pink highlights girl and the AnneMarie. I also really like the guy that sang MJ but I don't think he's going to make it through.
I don't really like the way the elimination rounds that they are doing this year. I like 3 guys a lot in this round and in other rounds, I don't really like anyone...
It was sad to see Jamar in the audience last night. He should still be in the contest and I can't let it go. haha.
stoney: oh yeah, I liked when they told her she should have sang "I'm not gonna write you a Love song" instead and she said, "Oh so a bad song?" or something to that effect. LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I've always been a fan of the show, but last nights show was a fucking mess. The sound was all fucked up, with the judges and the parents/singers talking afterwards sounding as if they were talking from a closet.
WTF is that new thing where they talk to the parents/friends in that room upstairs after they perform? What a friggin joke that was. It was completely disorganized and ridiculous. Ryan would ask the parents a question while their kid was coming up the stairs after they sang. Inevitably, the singer would come over to them just as they were trying to answer the question and it was all awkward and stupid.
Whoever thought of that idea ought to be fired. It was the worst thing on the show, besides the people who sang horribly and sang songs completely wrong for them. The worst was that teenager who wanted to sound young so she sang that Taylor Swift song worse than I would.
And they had to stretch that wreck out to two hours? Disaster!
Anne Marie sang Natural Woman.
Of course I support Alexis, though. Memphis represent!
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
I was quite disappointed that Tatiana didn't suck. All the elements were there. Her, a Whitney Houston song, which judges worn is never a good idea. It would have been so perfect. Yet, she sang and may stay. I'm confused by her and her whole persona.
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
Danny and Alexis are thru for sure, I am worried about Anoop because of that Michael!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Mrs G- I AGREE, completely. Kelly C does have protean vocal talent. I think she is lucky she was able to use that venue to get discovered. I never saw the show (just like 2- 5 clips of crooning to know that they sing covers) and wonder if she had to sing cover songs on there as well. But she emerged untouched by the cheese! ha.
what did Anne Marie sing? I get all the brunettes mixed up
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I tried to vote for Danny up until 2am this morning. Couldn't get through. At&t is too rich for my blood (plus they are thieving fucks) so I couldn't text my vote. This is a good sign though. I hope
I was waiting on Tatiana to do some crazy shit so I could show my cousin but she disappointed the hll out of me last night.
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Submitted by putas on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:23pm.
So Topanga you were forced to watch this? Wow. That sucks. I would demand an A on principal.
I know right?! I wanted to do 30 Rock...but some stupid ho picked it before I did. Then I wanted to do Nip/Tuck and my professor was like, it has to be a show on a major Network (ABC, FOX, NBC,etc.)So I got stuck with AI...=/
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
I'm sorry, but Annemarie was NOT awesome. That was not the song for her AT ALL! She doesn't have a big soul voice, she has a really pleasant folksy pop, Allison Krauss-y kind of voice. Don't sing a song like that if you can't tear it up, 'cause she definitely didn't. She is talented and I think she should make it through though. (I hate when they get rid of someone just because of ONE shitty performance.)
I loved Anoop! But Monica always brings me back to Middle School, so maybe that's why. I hope he makes it through as well.
Danny Gokey is a cheesy tool, and I cringed when he announced he was singing Mariah Carey's 'Hero'...but I can begrudgingly admit it was really good and that he should also make it through. Sigh.
This show sucks. The end.
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I never watched AI never been interested but I really like Kelly Clarkson lol
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Goddamn it I want Anne Marie! She was awesome and for some reason the deaf ass bitch judges crucified her for NO REASON. Then again, I was pretty drunk.
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
never seen this show
http://www.zap2it.com/tv/ratings/zap-tv-ratings-021709,0,4251730.story
I don't think AI is going to be cancelled, it's always tops in the ratings.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
So Topanga you were forced to watch this? Wow. That sucks. I would demand an A on principal.
The cheesy fucking songs and ballads, cover songs these idiots choose- HORRIBLE. It's like watching karaoke without the booze- something that should never, ever happen.
This show is screaming to be canceled.
I refuse to watch fucked up named nobodies try and take a crack at the big time. I'm angry I even know who Carrie Underbite, Kelly Clark bar and Clay
Gayken are from just living my life, seeing them on magazines and coworkers ask me (with a straight face) what my opinion is on "who should win".
No mas!
I actually have to watch this show for my Media Management class and then do a ten page report on American Idol at the end of the semester. All the other students took all the other "good" shows on TV right now...bastards =/ Seriously, I was ready to quit that bitch 2 contestants in. ALL of the contestants sucked ballz deep, not just the girls. We're Randy, Paula, Simon, and that new chick all tone deaf during the auditions?! My ears are still recovering.
***there's Ho's in the room, there's Ho's in the car,There's Ho's on stage, there's Ho's by the bar,Ho's by near and Ho's by far..you ho who you are..ho!***
YAY ANOOOOOP DAWG and DANNY, I agree with MK's predictions (hope hope for anoop) thanks for posting this MK, drama and I will just talk about Ai and the rest of the sex hookers will say "does anyone still WATCH American Idol???"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Gawd, I refuse to watch this show!
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