American Idol: Will Tatiana Go On?
Before watching American Idol last night, I had my ear plugs made out of egg crates and block of wood to scratch my nails into all ready for Tatiana Del Toro's laugh of destruction. But the laugh never came out of her mouth. Tatiana was so drippy. It's like someone sucked the helium out of her (I'm looking at you, Paula). Or maybe Tatiana accidentally had a sip of Paula's Morphine water?
Tatiana corked the crazy and this left me confused. The blood in my system was even ready to drip down my nose when Tatiana's Lucifer-sponsored cackle came spewing out of her mouth. The cotton balls were at my side! It never happened. Strange. I don't know. It's weird, because I could still see the crazy tingling in her eyes. Maybe she saw her ass on TV and figured she should bring it down a million levels to get votes. When the judges asked her about it, she kept saying, "I'm never like that! Ask my friends! I'm a multi-faceted woman!" or something like that. Uh huh. That's what all crazy bitches say. The crazy doctor must have upped her meds.
Did TatiRo's complete 360 help or hurt her ass? She could sneak into the Top 12 because there's a lot of crazy people out there. Crazies stick with crazies. But my nose will definitely start crying blood tears if she makes it through tonight. It's possible, because the girls were fucking GODAWFULHORRENDOUSEARBLOWINGBAD! The bitch who sang that Taylor Swift song made me yearn for the days of Kristy Lee Cook. Seriously, homegirl's skills are that evil. And the hot chick who murdered that Police song should have had the real POLICE called on her ass for decapitating that shit! My peen hole could whistle that song better. What was up with her faces too? This is American Idol, not fucking Toddlers & Tiaras! Bitch should really try out a career in child beauty pageants.
So, now it's guessing time! The 3 skanks who will make it to the Top 12 will be:
Alexis "Jane Mancini" Grace - Seriously, I was waiting for her to drop her mic and scream, "SYDNEEEEEEY!" (click to see her performance)
Danny Gokey - Because his name rhymes with chokey. And he's the only one who didn't make me punch my ears or fall into a coma. (click to see some of his performance)
Anoop - He's popular as fuck! It was the night of Anoop. He could have eaten a live baby bunny on stage and bitches still would've voted for him! (click to see his performance)
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Her singing was the best so far, but that still doesn't say great things. What I didn't like is the way she had to hide behind someone the rest of the night in disbelief. Like she was better than Danny Goeke get over yourself. She couldn't be happy for anyone else or appreciative for anything. Her night was not the only one that was turned upside down unless you asked her. She needs to learn how to be a human. Yes a loving caring human who cares for others besides herself. She should of never been put through to begin with. If this happens again next year I won't be watching anymore idol. Do not like new format. If she is wild card I won't finish watching this season. Wild Card is totally unfair to the contestants who get little rest stress to max miss family No not fair. You guys did not think this through.
HAHA...great news.
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Thank gawd she is gone!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
what? Tatiana is out?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
heeeheeeheee
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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Michael K,
I can't believe you didn't blog about this. Gaycrest giggles while thinking about cocks. The funniest thing I've ever seen on Idol, ever!
http://www.watch-american-idol.com/season-8/season-8-episode-12-1st-12-s...
Go to the 1:02:40 mark...
Well, you got 2 out of 3 right, MK. I was pulling for Ricky, but that lame ass no singing Michael got in over him. What is the world coming to?
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I wish to God you could vote someone OFF!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Olq67Knuz8&NR=1
OMG. i cannot stand it.
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I liked Ricky, Anoop & Alexis.
Casey, Stephen, Stevie, Tatiana suck.
Danny is overrated. I'm not a fan of his.
Sadly Anoop & Ricky didn't make it.
I loved Danny Gorky from the first moment I heard him. Still do. Can't get over the shock of the judges cutting his friend Jamar and letting some of the others thru.
I thought the second guy, whose name I can't remember was really good too. There were many guys I liked but not many girls. This new system of having to take one guy and one girl and then the next highest vote getter sucks.
Drew
Thanks! Omg... yeah that marriage is not going to last. She needs to get her shit together, because her husband is HOT and there are plenty of women and men that are gonna let him know that.
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Playing Russian Roulette with a Glock is a very hard game to win.
I thought Tatiana sang surprisingly well last night. I caught her and that one bitch that butchered the Police song (WTF was with that? It was like bad karaoke night, where my BFF and I would be holding in the groans). My Mom and I were watching it together on the phone and both of us said at the same time, "OH hell no - she's doing Whitney!" but it was actually good! I think she's leaving them guessing as to who she is, and I think it's well played. Do miss her psycho side though. Wonder if she'll make it through tonight!
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Better Living Through Chemicals!
I thought that Ricky Braddy dude from NC was pretty good too, I think he might have a chance at being the wild card or get chosen for the top three !
snowy: I know! Awww, the parents of any of them don't care, they are just so excited.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
i'm so disappointed Hyena didn't turn her inner drama queen on. i was so looking forward to the drama.
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i haven't committed a crime.
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LA: they thought Adam was performing last night?? LOL they better keep their hands off Anoop, did you see his parents? hwo cute were they?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Here's a Brent Keith fan site and it's got a link to download his hot self... um, I mean his hot vocal talent:
http://www.brentkeithfans.com/Top-36-Hicktown-t24.html
Enjoy!
snowpiece on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 4:29pm
Methinks they were window cruising....
I do not like the new format, wild card bullshit.
But what I really want to know is who got stuck being Tittiana's room mate....
She was all serial killer looking last night.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
drama and branderson: LMAO re Doogie and Sam, I know, I was like, is that a date? WTF? LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Ok I give up... anyone have a link for Brent Keith last night? I need to see my future husband's soon to be ex-wife! :P
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Playing Russian Roulette with a Glock is a very hard game to win.
I think most sucked due to the acoustics of the bulding and the shitty karaoke musicians they had on stage last night. I'm not saying all of them are super talented but it did do a disservice to the contestants. I guess they had it that way because in real life they'll be playing a dive bars with just as shitty acoustics. When they hit the top 12 and move into the other building they will miraculousy all sound better
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Last night was a fucking mess.
I liked the first chick though, the Elvis cover was good.
I wasn't feeling the love for the Aretha song singer. She was just meh and super slutty looking.
THIS CUNT and the Police song killer, BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Did anyone see Doogie and Ted Danson in the front row???
That was the best part of the show.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I'm glad others found Brent Keith hot - that guy looks good and yeah, his wife is one lucky country bumpkin to have landed that fine piece. The guy wears jeans really well!
MICHAEL K-
You're SO Funny!
Your comments always make my day.
I don't know if anyone else noticed, but the judges were totally disappointed that Tatianna was not batshit crazy last night! And damn I was horrified that she was one of the only good ones last night. I knew she was going to be too... almost everyone SUCKED!
Gorkey, of the dead wife (which they never fail to remind us) was actually pretty good, singing his Mariah Carey song. I hated seeing Jamal there. He was so good... and my son wanted to throw things at the tv. He's so bitter Jamal got cut.
Why did everyone suck so much? They got to pick their own songs... a chance to shine and they SUCKED!!! WTH!?!?
Alexis was pretty good... and Anoop has a HUGE fan following.
I think Tatianna's friends jammed Valium down her throat before she went out there.
And Paula looked DRUGGED OUT (again) last night. Back on the coke-Valium drinks again, I guess. She could hardly keep her eyes open... LOL!
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West
i'm sooooooo angry. i actually LIKED Tatiana last night. that is, until she spoke at the end, BEGGING america to vote for her, to keep her dream alive. then i had to use my vomit bucket.
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i dunno, it sells itself
"Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:45pm.
& wtf were Ted Danson & NPH doing there together?"
Hopefully spooning with each other later and sending me photos as proof. Hotness.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
"I'm a rapper. That's just what I do, Katie." - Lil' Wayne on weed.
& wtf were Ted Danson & NPH doing there together?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:16pm.
YAY ANOOOOOP DAWG and DANNY, I agree with MK's predictions (hope hope for anoop) thanks for posting this MK, drama and I will just talk about Ai and the rest of the sex hookers will say "does anyone still WATCH American Idol???"
HAHA! I was just about to bitch about no AI post! I don't think Danny's the best, but with his back story, he's in it for the long haul. I don't like Alexis either. & I'm not buying that she's really missing her daughter as much as she says.
I wish they'd just take the top 3 regardless of sex. None of the girls from last night deserved to move on imho. I HATE the girl that went 1st. Have ever since her 1st audition when she sang that Jason Mraz song.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
Submitted by pickles on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by Total Randomness on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:52pm.
Brent Keith is soooo hot!
Is he the one with the rather ugly-stick-beaten wife? I'm sure she's a lovely person but damn! How did she ever land him?
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Shit! I wasn't aware he had a wife... I must investigate this shit.
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Playing Russian Roulette with a Glock is a very hard game to win.
Tatiana Del Whoreo is definitely 51/50 for sure! Bitch is crazy and I worry for Paula's safety. If she doesn't go on, will she too kill herself in front of her house? The world may know shortly......
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Making Al Pastor Burritos for M.E.
P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
"I'm a rapper. That's just what I do, Katie." - Lil' Wayne on weed.
This bunch made me want to do stabby times to my eardrums with an ice-pick.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Submitted by Total Randomness on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:52pm.
Brent Keith is soooo hot!
Is he the one with the rather ugly-stick-beaten wife? I'm sure she's a lovely person but damn! How did she ever land him?
Jamar! That was his name. He has to be brought back on the Wild card show, cutting him just didn't make any sense and it has to be some lame ploy.
I love Alexis!
Hahaha! I loved Tatiana! There was a moment before they went to commercial when she showed her old crazy self, it was very funny! I wished Anoop chose a different song (Monica?) and I don't like Danny. I prefer his friend Jamar, he was better (it made me sad to see him in the audience).
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Yesss! I kept calling Gokey "Robert Downey III"!!! lol...they look a lot alike
I am glad they kicked Joanna Pacitti off, although the proper time would have been to do so at her very first audition.
And it was EXTREMELY unfair watching that terrible high school bitch Stevie sing HORRIBLY when Jamar was so great and didn't get on the show. You KNOW he was sitting there, gritting the fuck out of his teeth, trying not to strangle that bitch. So unfair. If Stevie had been awkward or ugly-looking (or a MALE), she would not have made it on. Period.
Submitted by LuLu Fitz on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:03pm.
LMAO at Gokey Downey Jr. !!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by Bella on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:03pm
I agree. I loved him. I don't know about the wild card though. I thought the wild card was just people who didn't make it from the top 36. However, now that you mentioned it, I wouldn't put it past AI to do that because they try, and usually fail, to act as if there is some big twist that is coming up.
They already brought someone back that didn't make the top 36 because they threw out that Joanna Pancitti, or whatever her name is, late last week, after the show aired.
She had too many close ties to the producers of AI, since she used to have a record deal and was roommates or something with someone who works for the AI producers.
goodA thanks! that was cute! ♥ noop
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
<"Anoop - He's popular as fuck!">
People from India are very "in" this season, MK. Just wait until Sunday Oscar night. It's going to be like Christmas morning in Calcutta. (It is a hell-ava movie.)
yes, Ricki, I prefered the toned down look too, I predict he's gonna do well, you know all the pre- teen girls LURV him!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I don't really watch American Idol a lot but I like to follow the characters in the media. Here is what I found on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6fVajNGUvg&feature=related
Anoop is actually pretty good in a dorky sort of way!
I still don't get that Danny Gokey's friend got dumped, that guy was the whole package! Only reason I can think of is that it was for shock value and/or to make sure he makes it to the top 12 via the wild card show that apparently will be brought back this season.
This is the best America has to offer? I was embarrassed for half of them. Tatianna was on something, I don't like Alexis Grace and Gokey Downey Jr. is getting on my nerves. That girl who was winking and twitching...ugh! I can't wait to see Adam - I love him. And what's with all the hugging after they sing?
Tatiana is fucking crazy BUT chick can sang. Randy and them talking about she had some 'moments' when seeing her was a moment in itself. I so prefer her over that doofus Norman they let through- his shtick isn't funny but rather stupid on all levels.
I also liked Alexis.
Yes Snowpiece, I have loved him from the beginning! Bohemian Rhapsody! I do think he's hotter when his look is a little toned down tho, and not so Panic! at the Disco. But yeah, he's sooo gay. He better come out on the show! lol
And S_G is probably right, Tatiana prolly acted the freak to get on the show and be already be memorable to America. It definitely worked! lol
I did think it was funny when Annemarie was like "Oh, so something not as good?" when they suggested she sing something younger and poppier, but uh...actually hon, they mean something that will MAKE YOU SOUND GOOD. You can sing the classics all you want babe, nobody is gonna buy an album of you singing them. Duh! You don't have the voice and have a completely different image. I really don't like when they refuse to listen to criticism. It was a bad song choice, period. Just cause you hit the notes doesn't mean you sing the song well. Real singers know this, but apparently Annemarie does not. Hmmm.
I love this programme but this bitch needs a slap or some valium.
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