Basement Baby Down!
Solange was out of the basement for longer than 24-hours and I don't think she was used to foreign oxygen and particles, because she passed the hell out! Yes! Basement Baby hit the floor at the airport. Her body obviously wanted to be closer to the basement.
I'm sure you've already read about it on CNN, because every major international news outlet reported this breaking tragic event. Okay, not really. Solange reported it herself on Twitter. Hey, someone's got to try to keep her relevant. Apparently, Basement Baby had a too many DRANK pills. Here's some of Solange's Twitter postings documenting the events leading up to her fall from...from the bottom?
think im certified loosing it on nyquil. going to sleep before i start freestyling on the plane.
about 11 hours ago from webomg i didnt know nyquil could do this to you.i took the pills tho.cant stomach cough syrup.trying to be proactive on this flight.
about 11 hours ago from web in reply to KrucialNever taking nyquil again. I feel so wierd.
about 7 hours ago from mobile webWoaah...... How'd I end up in the hosptal?
about 4 hours ago from mobile webWoke up to 8 random people over me, laid out on the floor in baggage claim!
about 4 hours ago from mobile webGuess I passed out! Scary. Hooked up to IV now . Apparantly I'm super dehydrated.
about 4 hours ago from mobile webMy mom is here! I'm ready to go! I'm fine now. Just let me go home and drink Gatorade!
about 4 hours ago from mobile webI've never passed out before. Shit was like the movies. People standing over me saying "hello". I've been embarrased enough today.
about 3 hours ago from mobile webI'm out! Yay!
about 3 hours ago from mobile web
Is it just me or does this sort of have a David After Dentist feel to it? Solange Out Of Basement! She probably says "Is this real life?" every time they let her stick her head out of the basement window.
And seriously, Solange is no joke when it comes to Twitter. I think being locked up down there for so long has made her mute or something. That's some Nell shit. The only way she communicates is through Twitter.
Here's a few pictures of Solange with Giorgio Armani at his store opening in NYC just a few hours before she hit the floor.
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Twitter whore..that is some bottom of the barrel shit.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
gyeah!!!!!!! *hugs*
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Solange is such an desperate attention whore. Average looks and talent.
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Who the fuck gets sick on cold meds then basically blogs about it on Twitter hour after hour?
ATTENTION WHORE!!!
People are WAY to plugged in these days. Fucking shut your damn mobile devices off! You're all turning into Borg's!
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Datura, that's why im not on Twitter. I'd probably bore everyone to death with my thoughts. Solange already does that enough as is.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
OMG, whatever happened to her kid is right! And wasn't she married or something...where's her husband?! Solange can't breathe the same air as us mortals can, it wasn't the Nyguil, she's used to basement air is all!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
What happened to her kid?
Who is this bitch? Is she like another Phoebe Price or something?
i fell out in the airport once, but didn't completely pass out. i was super woozy, i do remember a couple people stepping over me (i was in line to get some food) i guess they couldn't be bothered.
and she spelled losing in correctly...that really annoyed me
"Is it just me or does this sort of have a David After Dentist feel to it?"
I'd like to say "great minds think alike," but could never compare myself to the great MK.
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"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!"
she should have stayed in school because she can't spell worth a shit! What an idiot!
I don't understand Twitter at all. Do (normal) people really think they're so important/interesting that their every move has to be dictated and shared? Maybe I'm just a jellus h8ter...
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
what a fucking idiot
she should definitely be buried alive, i'd love to see what her twitter messages look like
NICE NAPPY ASS FACE AND FO'HEAD ACNE SKANK, GROSS!
the knowles are nothing but trash
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of people with class and dignity like my grandma. mawy 2009
I think "passed out on Nyquil" is code for "Plastic surgery complications"---NICE new nose Solange!
"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."
I wonder if she blurted out "DIDYOUSEEMYPUSSY?!?!" when she finally came to?
Submitted by breaktheleash on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:04pm.
I guess I need to get w/ the program on this Twitter thing... What exactly IS it, anyway?
I'm also the only person I know who DOESN'T have a MySpace or a Facebook account. I'll spare the world; my life isn't interesting enough to blog about, sadly. Kids and dogs and the occasional fucky neighbor, that's about it.
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I've Twittered twice and I still don't know what its purpose is for exactly. All I want to know is how are these people online when they're in labor on face down on the floor. Don't you have something better to dowith your time like get well? This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that people in the spotlight are all self absorbed crackheads, even the ones in the very dim spotlight like Solo.
As for Myspace annd Facebook, I hate those two sites with a passion. I Myspaced for awhile because I was bored but never again. I also don't want Facebook stealing my shit and selling it if I ever manage to get famous. They're both dumb imo but maybe its because I'm not people friendly in real life or online.
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there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of broke ones with class and dignity (my grandma).
HAHAHA, I love it...funny but so true! Seriously, we should get our grandmothers together and hold a "how to be a f***ng lady tea party" for these hos.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
I am with the person who said they don't like this family. They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of broke ones with class and dignity (my grandma).
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I have a Facebook and a Myspace..I'm a college student..it's a requirement. But I know I'm going to have to possibly delete or revamp both and make them look mre professional and sophisticated (i.e. delete all the pictures of me drunk, tipsy, or dropping it like it's hot at the club) when I graduate in May, so I can get a "real" job. Twitter is for insecure nracissist who have nothing better to do than annouce to the world that they are currently taking a sh**, as if we really care...and SOLO passed out because even her own body was sick of her ass.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
who cares
Madam s- Exactly. I have healthy self esteem and all of that but HELL. I'm not that interesting. I bore myself with going through the trouble to 'update' . It got so ridiculous that I finally started making up outrageous things to stave off the stifling boredom. I was on it for a WEEK. I discovered it's for people who want to show how interesting they are 'VALIDATION! LOVE ME!' and to show how witty they are and outdo each other. Yeah, thanks but no.
I get keeping in touch via Facebook or whatever if that's the only way people can do it regularly but Twitter doesn't allow for more than a pithy blurb and it's grating.
God I must be getting old and curmudgeonly. And I think I LOVE IT.:)
Trust me, breaktheleash you aren't missing a thing!
I guess I need to get w/ the program on this Twitter thing... What exactly IS it, anyway?
I'm also the only person I know who DOESN'T have a MySpace or a Facebook account. I'll spare the world; my life isn't interesting enough to blog about, sadly. Kids and dogs and the occasional fucky neighbor, that's about it.
putas, she probably writes "sepErate" too. heehee
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
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mike and putas,
I'm with you on the Twitter thing. I mean, WHY?
Twitter fills me with much annoyance. We've jumped the fucking shark on the overshare..
And PSl thanks- I was grinding my teeth at the 'loosing' and apparAntly' as well. I'll bet she writes "U R ALL a bunch of LOOSERS!!"on the message boards when people slag her off.
Anyway can we discuss the very MK turn of a phrase?"Shit was like the movies.." That sounds straight out of MK's mouth to God's ears. That's PROOF she reads this! Mk's style was worn off on her. Ha.
"She probably says "Is this real life?" every time they let her stick her head out of the basement window."
Hahaha LOL...That was pretty funny.
She is clearly a fucking idiot...I cannot believe someone this moronic has a child....So sad that she cant even handle having a cold or flu responsibly or taking an OTC med without ending up in the hospital...WTF is up with celebs & the hospital? Most people I know have to practically be bleeding from the eyes before they need to go to the ER...Celebs are brought in for every freakin little hangnail because it "dehydrates" them...How can they get so easily dehydrated when they are usually carrying a bottle of freakin H2O everywhere?
I have a close relative who never drinks water, unless she is taking a pill.. she drinks one coffee in the AM, maybe a little bit of juice or soda or powerade in the afternoon & then a cup of tea after dinner, seriously I hardly ever see her drinking much of anything & she has never been hospitalized for dehydration, even when she has been sick with a flu or something. Its odd.
@PSL: Grammar Gestapo here!
parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 11:31am.
She was home-schooled by the people under the stairs. I think they are caring for her son, too.
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hahahha breaktheleash.....poor spelling is a huge pet peeve of mine, if you haven't noticed :)
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords
@ParissucksliterallY: No, no... She probably graduated at the TOP of her basement home-school class!
GRRR.... people who mix up
lose and loose
breathe and breath
it's an epidemic!
she wrote LOOSING. And "Apparantly"
Dumbass. I guess she wasn't home schooled in the basement.
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords
Submitted by breaktheleash on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 10:59am.
HI BREAK! *waves*
@Devil: 'Morning...
I don't understand what happened to her child (I think it's a son)?? Why has he never once been seen? Why is he never mentioned? She seems like a bitch and I hate that whole family.
Joke. I bet she's preggers with another basement spawn.
she's like that kid in the car..who went to the dentist...freak. :)
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You pass out and Twitter about it? Attention seeking whore!
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She didn't pass out because of Nyquil. She passed out because she isn't use to fresh air.
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John Martyn - I Rather be the Devil.
Nyquil, like most alcohol, actually keeps me awake. I just lay in bed wishing I were sleeping, and with a stuffy nose, too. Doesn't do much for me.
Snow,
IMHO facebook is ebil. I quit that bitch a few weeks ago.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
She HAS to be kept in the basement. Everyone knows that Nyquil is the jr. higher's drug of choice. What a maroon.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Nyquil to be prevent a cold. yeah. right.
That stuff makes me tired and speedy at the same time. Bad shit.
Denis Leary said it best: "It says on the back of the NyQuil box, "May cause drowsiness." It should say, "Don't make any fucking plans! Kiss your family and friends goodbye."
bitch needs talent juice.
She's been embarassed enough today? How about her entire life!