The Wall Of Elegance & Beauty
Your monitor might be foggy from the extreme amounts of elegance floating off of these pictures. The eyebrows alone can get into any fine restaurant where dozens of admirers will champagne and dine them. This is what sophistication is. And I have feeling that's what got these pristine and refined ladies arrested by the mega H8RS known as the police.
The Las Vegas Review Journal put out a photo spread of the 50 most gorgeous beauties in Las Vegas....who happened to get arrested. What did they do you ask? Basically, they were too beautiful. It's the story of Shauna Sand's life. Assault with elegance! Ravishing ladies have it so hard.
Okay, they were really arrested for whoring it out on the streetd. But it's not what you think! They are all virgins! They know how many eyebrow worshipers there are in the world (i.e. only me), so men from around the world travel to Las Vegas to pay these stunners to stare at their exquisite eyebrows up close. They are being punished for that because the city of Las Vegas really doesn't know how to handle natural beauty, so they cage it up!
This isn't the last we'll see of these gentlewomen. Don't be surprised if you see them on the catwalks of Paris. And by "catwalks of Paris," I mean Rock of Love Bus.
Click here to feast your eyes on all the gorgeousness, but you might want to look at a fugly picture of Wonky McValtrex in between viewings or you might go into cardiac arrest from being exposed to extreme amounts of beauty.
(Thanks to the 10,123,566,345 of you who sent this to me)
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The red dressed lady with the killer eyelashes amaze me...those eyelashes are HYPNOTIC.
For the longest time, I always wondered if someone had the unfortunate name of "Latrina." Indeed, #14 does. You really have to be an uneducated braindead fool to name your kid after a toilet. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
feeling sick...
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Those are some fugly whores!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I looked at all the pictures and I really think it should be re-names "Faces of Meth".
And what the hell is trespassing anyway as a charge?
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these are mugshots, right?
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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what in the eyebrow name is that?
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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I live in Vegas, and those are the cheap, scraggly meth addicted hookers who work the Golden Nugget and turn tricks for Big Macs. Trust me the high end girls are a lot better looking.
The one on the top right looks like my stepson in drag.
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"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!"
The first one does kinda look like Ashley from Rock of Love Bus...
OMGJeebus! Did you guys get a load of # 15, Danielle Lacross??
INBRED! (And hopped up on goofballs)
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Guess what? I like pancakes!
Are there any hot pro's out there? Seriously, who would let one of these skanks anywhere near them?
WHO THE FUCK WOULD PAY ANY OF THESE UGLY ASS METH WHORES FOR ANYTHING?? IF YOU WANT TO COME HOME FROM VEGAS WITH HERPS, THE CLAP AND HEP C FIND ANYONE OF THESE METH SKANKS!! IT IS FUCKING VEGAS, GET DRUNK BUY A CHICK A DRINK AND YOU WILL GET LAID THAT NIGHT..FUCK EVEN K-FED DID IT!!
prostitution makes sense to me, but the chola eyebrows i do not get. they look baaaaad (and not in a good way)
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The reason for the trespassing charge is because they're banned from a certain area around Las Vegas and if they wander of there they automatically get arrested. I think the reason for the public embarrassment is these are the ones who rob their tricks, too.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:48pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:42pm.
Yes, they were illegally on a penis.
So they're not the Grand Canyon tour?
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You can still ride a donkey all the way to the bottom.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:48pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:42pm.
Yes, they were illegally on a penis.
So they're not the Grand Canyon tour?
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:42pm.
Yes, they were illegally on a penis.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Most of them were arrested for trespassing, I'm guessing it's too difficult to get a real prostitution charge?
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
DeeDee - I literally laughed out loud on that one, had to siggify it
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I''m pretty sure homegirl on the top right tried to rob me in Vegas. Good thing I put my Sharpies in the hotel safe. - DeeDee 2/18/09
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:31pm
Don't be scared grapebaby, we'll take care of you. ♥
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that's what i'm scared of...u hookers iz crazeee
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:18pm.
How weird that they had a prostitution sweep the weekend we were all in town. I find out who dropped a dime, I'm totally trolling their ass. I still managed to make $37.50 though.
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preaching to the choir, my clown-faced friend...u gots to get to da bottom of that shady shit
Awwww Viva, you flatter me with your siggy. ♥
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John Martyn - I Rather be the Devil.
Bitches! Whatcho sayin' in this thread? *pulling razor outta mah hair*
Don't be scared grapebaby, we'll take care of you. ♥
Hahahahaha Cheeps! Her name is Porsche Krystal Lewis.
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John Martyn - I Rather be the Devil.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:18pm.
How weird that they had a prostitution sweep the weekend we were all in town. I find out who dropped a dime, I'm totally trolling their ass. I still managed to make $37.50 though.
Prostitutes? Oh I thought this was Real Housewives of Vegas.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:18pm.
How weird that they had a prostitution sweep the weekend we were all in town. I find out who dropped a dime, I'm totally trolling their ass. I still managed to make $37.50 though.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@valtrex: u r so bad, but oh so good...
whew! i'm scared about hanging with the vegas crew...u people r nuts!
btw, it's good to see your crazy ass during the day time
I wonder how many of these women have AIDS? What happens if u screw soeone and you know you have AIDS? can u be charged with attempted murder?
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a certain someone is gonna do crime to themselves 5 empty years from now with a broken beer bottle in a motel room after yet another dude hatefucks her and tells her what a piece of shit she is.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 10:48am.
The lovely lady in the lower left-hand corner (my stunt double) is slightly less attractive than I. At least I don't have to draw in my eye lashes.
Pshaw. That girl is not Asian; I bet she's Hispanic mixed with some sort of Indian blood. But her family name is Lewis....
God! I can barely manage a little brow mascara and I can't tweeze my own brows. It's crazy to see all these meth whores with perfectly symmetrically drawn eyebrows. Thank god I don't have to draw mine on, it would be FAIL (even with a Sharpie and stencil.)
Team Valtrex, a true humanitarian. I salute you, sir
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I''m pretty sure homegirl on the top right tried to rob me in Vegas. Good thing I put my Sharpies in the hotel safe. - DeeDee 2/18/09
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:59pm.
lmao TV. No need to call the girls in for this one, something tells me that certain someone is gonna do crime to themselves 5 empty years from now with a broken beer bottle in a motel room after yet another dude hatefucks her and tells her what a piece of shit she is.
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I'm actually busy 5 years from now, but I can pencil her in for next Tuesday.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
lmao TV. No need to call the girls in for this one, something tells me that certain someone is gonna do crime to themselves 5 empty years from now with a broken beer bottle in a motel room after yet another dude hatefucks her and tells her what a piece of shit she is.
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I''m pretty sure homegirl on the top right tried to rob me in Vegas. Good thing I put my Sharpies in the hotel safe. - DeeDee 2/18/09
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:43pm.
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These girls will do some crime on you for a pre-arranged price. And don't believe DeeDee, she stole that chick's bus pass.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Dawn Ostafich is a hot piece!
So yea, I pretty much have to go wash my eyes out with bleach after clicking through that hot mess...surprisngly alot of those girls look like the hos I went to high school with, glad to see the have succeeded in life. Seriously though, it is kinda sad to see young women end up in prostitution. But where are the profiles of the sick, sad, pathetic, perverted low-lifes who actually pay for thier services?! Damn, it's 2009, can a sister get a break for once...why must guys get all the pleasure and we get all the pain?
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
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I''m pretty sure homegirl on the top right tried to rob me in Vegas. Good thing I put my Sharpies in the hotel safe. - DeeDee 2/18/09
And anyone whos thinking these hoes are victims...no no. They are on this list because combined....these 50 women.....have stolen MILLIONS in violent thefts from people visiting las vegas....
Vegas is a shady ass place, be sure to keep your wits about you if you come here...
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:17pm.
At least they are trying to make a living .............!
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Unlike lazy, conniving bitches like Octopussy mom.
Somehow, none of the participants from the dlisted Vegas road trip made the cut. Probably because they were giving it away.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:01pm.
Damn how many dicks does a bitch have to suck in a back alley on Industrial to break the top 50???
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No booboo, its called dean martin now and you gotta breakin over 1325 licks, sucks, stucks a week to get into the top!
I'm heartened to see some people commenting exactly what I was thinking -- why are they putting these photos in the paper? What about the johns? This just seems cruel for cruelty's sake. I don't get it.
@Madam S: Here where I live we have a little newsletter that publishes both the prostitutes' AND the johns' photos. I live in the Bible Belt though and our city is pretty much owned and run by Southern Baptists...
At least they are trying to make a living .............!
That is a hell of a lot better than some of these lazy ass people in the world.
Prostitution should be legalized, like in Amsterdam, the Netherlands.
What pisses me off is those women have to resort turning tricks to survive, AND their faces are being plastered all over that news site.
Why aren't their "customers" being publicly humiliated, too?! What a double-standard.
Golddiggers are basically hookers - but smarter.
And this is kind of sad. They are ruining themselves more than society. Most of them have been abused so I am not inclined to make fun of them (even with chola brows!). It's terrible.
Publish the johns. Or better yet- Why are they shaming the hos? SHAME THE FUCKING PEDOPHILES.
Ever since I had a child I go online, look up the pedos and memorize their fucking faces. These fuckers go under the radar WAY too much and THEY need to have photos on here. So to the idiots at that paper- GET ON IT!
They are all so freakin hideous!! Why would any man, even a 70 year old, 400lb, smelly dude pay these "women" for sex?? I dont care how freaky they can get, its not worth it!!
I cant believe the ages on some of them, most of them look over 40 & they are in their 20's. I can easily picture a photo in maybe 10 years of Lindsay & Samro fitting in with the rest of them, if they keep following the path they are on.
Damn how many dicks does a bitch have to suck in a back alley on Industrial to break the top 50???
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I''m pretty sure homegirl on the top right tried to rob me in Vegas. Good thing I put my Sharpies in the hotel safe. - DeeDee 2/18/09
Is that Avril Lavigne on the upper left?
Joking aside... I have a bit of a problem with this method of supposed law enforcement. These women will most likely still have to resort to prostitution no matter how much they are publicly shamed. The people who most definitely do NOT want a publicized mug shot are the johns. If all of those men with wives, girlfriends, mamas, and grandmamas suspect there's a decent chance they will be caught and their photo put on the internet, in papers, etc.... I suspect they'll have to think a little bit harder before visiting one of these ladies.