RuPaul's Drag Race: The Fall Of Akashia
RuPaul's Drag Race was an hour of magic last night. I mean, a queen asking Tori Spelling about her HIV? Another queen falling on her face on the runway? Amazing. The only way that could've been better is if Tori Spelling fell on her fugly mug while a bitch was asking her about her HIV.
In the clip above, the draggies competed in a challenge where they had to interview Tori and her creepy-faced husband. Akashia, the cunt of the group, didn't even bother getting the hell up for Tori. That would've been me, but only because if I moved slightly while staring at Tori's vom-inducing face in motion, it would turn into a puke party.
The crowning moment came when Nina Flowers asked Tori to talk about her HIV. I don't know if Tori has HIV, but she definitely has F-U-G. Nina really meant to say "hit TV show" and Dean did kind of rolled with it to make a funny. It must happen often.
The clip below features the all-out frosty elimination fashion show. Seriously, the screen is so fucking frosty during that segment. It's just missing some sprinkles and a fucking cone. It makes me feel like I've gotten lube in my eyes again.
When Bebe Zahara (not related to Brangie) came out, I nearly ran to my kitchen to throw all the meat away, because it looked like the bitch would sniff out blood and hunt it down! I'm scared of her. If Tina Turner's wig and Wendy Williams had a broken condom baby, it would be Bebe in this outfit.
The moment my TV remote suffered through the most was when Akashia tried to be all sexy and slick, but ended up on her padded ass! Rewind. Rewind. Rewind. Bitch tried to play it off, but the damage was already done. Sad. When a drag queen falls, an angel LOSES its wings. And in the end, Akashia fell again. Fell right off that fucking show, because she was eliminated. But something tells me we'll hear from Akashia again. There's a little show called The Really Broke Housewives of Atlanta calling her name. Seriously, bitch looks like she walked right out of that show! She looks more like a real woman than most of those hos on that shit! There's a tightrope....and Akashia needs to be on it.
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OK, it's a shame the clip didn't show Dean trying on stripper heels with painted toe nails. Major hilarity!
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Submitted by queercrusher1 on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 10:31am.
Wow bitter much??
MK musta turned him down LMAO
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Tori is not bad. she not the cutest personality out there but her husband is another story. I feel like he's Sted-dad waiting to happen. I hope youall know the movie I'm talking about. Wait until he has to soley depend on her for money and not that dumb reality show and we'll see the real him, just like his ex-wife in Canada did
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Ya know, Tori looks pretty good there. I think she looks better in full motion than she does in still pics. Pics are not her friends.
I like Tori, she may be fuglier than a hat full of red, raw assholes but she has a pleasant personality. She doesn't take herself too seriously and she isn't a diva either. She's good fun.
Some Drag Queens have the most AMAZING long legs, especially when they have on shoes that are at least 5 inches high! It isn't fair, I am a woman but I am short and therefore have short legs. Oh to be tall and gazelle like, but at 5ft3 that aint happening any time soon baby.
Rupaul's legs are gorgeous and he use to strut the catwalk like no-one else could.
I DONT GET WHY NO ONE HAS MADE THE COMPARISON BETWEEN NINA FLOWERS AND VITAMIN C YET. I MEAN, THEY LOOKED EXACTLY THE SAME.
COME ON: GRADUATION.
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They have the full episodes and then some online. Just google and type in Rupaul's Drag Race. That's the easiest way to find it. I would post the link but 'm lazy right now. I usually wake up at 8am the morning after to watch it but I just finished watching the last episode about 3 hours ago.
The second episode when Michelle Williams was on and she started crying when her song got lip synced made me feel a teeny bit sad for her. She needs to brighten up like Kelly and dump Matthew's ass. Its just dumg to have him as a manager.
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ummm how have i been living without knowing about this show??? amaaazing.
Sorry I didn't mean to post just that last post. Now, has anyone seen Kevin Clamato Juice? LOL. he is my friend. Next, why can I not watch this show in australia? The television here is retarded........
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I love it when MK covers my favorite shows. I get so excited! I don't know how Akashia got on the show in the first place. That bitch was one ugly fucker as a man or woman
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these queens brought it...i would love to be able to do hair and makeup and walk in high high heels with the attitude they bring...even akashia, bitchy as she was managed to fall and turn into a spin...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 9:33pm.
How do drag queens "do" the feminine hips? Simple padding?
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 9:47pm.
I wish Debra Wilson (formerly of MadTV) had found more fame. I think she's more talented than anyone SNL has produced in that past ten or fifteen years.
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I agree.
She is incredibly talented, funny and a great singer.
Her impression of a crackhead Whitney Houston is hilarious and priceless.
For those who haven't seen it, YouTube it baby!
Watching these clips has milked my queer gland for the whole rest of the week! I just got all dizzy felt rainbow chunks rise in my throat (skittles vodka anyone?) when Akashia sashayed onto the stage with her doodie bubble colored dress and fell on her ass. What in glitter hell was she even doing up there!
Estrogen a-poppin!
I wish Debra Wilson (formerly of MadTV) had found more fame. I think she's more talented than anyone SNL has produced in that past ten or fifteen years.
FYI: Ru's slogan to the girls,
They must have...
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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 9:28pm.
And I've never seen the Tori and Dean show, but that guy literally emanates skeeve. It's almost impressive.
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He's got chicken lips. Makes him look even more creepy looking.
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leave it to RuPaul to remind middle America that "drag" is actually a Shakespearian device used to employ the art of imagination and willing suspension of disbelief!
that being said , these queens really turned it out , all in good fun , finally a reality show I can admit to liking so funny
the queen of all media is back !
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Yes, they use those panties that come with padding, and miles of duct tape.
Who are these people that are allowing Tori Spelling to believe she is still relevant?
Dean is a golddigging piece of shit...he can't possibly be hot for Tori...he probably has to fuck her with thoughts of the Spelling millions running through his head.
How do drag queens "do" the feminine hips? Simple padding?
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 9:21pm.
Word. I caught one episode of their craptastic "Tori & Dean: Inn Love" and that was all it took for me to read him. He's a petulant douchebag.
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Bet he drives by that huge mansion every single day, drools and just knows he'll be living in luxury once the MIL croaks. He's got a plan.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
So this is how Santino followed up Project Runway? Why has he waited so long to reappear, and where are his designs?
And I've never seen the Tori and Dean show, but that guy literally emanates skeeve. It's almost impressive.
Ahhaha mike!
Damn, I'm glad I checked back in to Dlisted before going to do some work. Um... I should more carefully choose my words. Clearly. I mean "do" as in "watch"!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 9:16pm.
Dean...he's waiting for the big fucking payoff. Every kid is worth a pretty penny...well, in their case..ugly penny.
Word. I caught one episode of their craptastic "Tori & Dean: Inn Love" and that was all it took for me to read him. He's a petulant douchebag.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 8:31pm.
That runway clip was fantastic. RuPaul is a sweetie and some of those drag queens are so damn awesome. This is a reality show that I could almost do.
Whaaa? "Do" as in compete?
Dean...he's waiting for the big fucking payoff. Every kid is worth a pretty penny...well, in their case..ugly penny.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 8:13pm.
@ TITS--
Zappy says I's a good kitty! Purrrrrrr.
"Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 7:55pm.
@ jiggy Bitchy is fun. And good sometimes."
And here you are sluttin it up agin wit dat raspberry avie. You and your fruit fetish!! :-)
Inspecting Tigger's stash. Hmmm...maybe without all the seeds...
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Psssssst. I hear that Tigerlilly hides her really good stuff under the scraps and bones.
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Huh? WHO BEEN FUCKIN' WIF MY STASH?????
I say: WHO DA MUTHA FUCKER GONNA TRY AN' FUCK WIF MY STASH?????
Aw, HELL NAW, the tiger don't play dat shit, bitches...
*digging hole...lookin' under buried bones, jewlery, clothing and various inedible implants*...
Yeah, a'ight. We cool for now homes, but any you ho's dig into my stash, and I kill ya...Capish?
Now, let's all go out for a cannoli...It's on me whores...
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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 8:26pm.
It seems fucked up that they said that they have TWO kids a couple of times. Doesn't he have like three more from his previous marriage? And isn't it the proper thing if you marry someone with kids already to count those kids in however many you claim to have together? I mean... he sure as hell has more than two kids.
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Dean has a son with is ex wife.
His ex wife adopted a kid while they were divorcing, but he has no legal or parental ties to the child.
Submitted by texannewlywed on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 8:07pm.
I feel like I'm the only one who likes Tori & Dean.
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I like Tori & Dean too!
I enjoy their reality show.
Tori seems like a really nice person and a great mom. She is someone I would be friends with. I think if people watched her show they would feel the same way. She is very likeable. I don't care how she and her husband met. I like them!
Wonder how "Oh no she didn't!" originated.
Jeez, this is a little late in the game; I'm kind of surprised that MK didn't comment on this last week when it first aired.
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I love that you are the only site that comments on this show. "
WRONG... Tom & Lorenzo are doing full recaps each week.
I already miss Tammie. Dammit. She would have been hysterical this week.
And I am SOOOO glad they knocked Shantel down a few pegs. She bores the hell out of me.
Last nights was the first really *tight* show. I mean, still a trainwreck, but a little less cringe-worthy.
hahahaha fuck i love this show...
i too, was very sad about the departure of sweet tammie brown....but atleast she said 'buenos noches' and then did a creepy popeye laugh and exited stage left. nina for the win!!
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RuPaul is a sexy bitch. amd looks better than many a "real" woman.
I love him!!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 8:13pm.
@ TITS--
Zappy says I's a good kitty! Purrrrrrr.
"Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 7:55pm.
@ jiggy Bitchy is fun. And good sometimes."
And here you are sluttin it up agin wit dat raspberry avie. You and your fruit fetish!! :-)
Inspecting Tigger's stash. Hmmm...maybe without all the seeds...
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Psssssst. I hear that Tigerlilly hides her really good stuff under the scraps and bones.
*runs off and hides*
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That runway clip was fantastic. RuPaul is a sweetie and some of those drag queens are so damn awesome. This is a reality show that I could almost do.
this show is SO DELICIOUS...akashia is definitely a queen bitch but she/he should've been bounced awhile ago....
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It seems fucked up that they said that they have TWO kids a couple of times. Doesn't he have like three more from his previous marriage? And isn't it the proper thing if you marry someone with kids already to count those kids in however many you claim to have together? I mean... he sure as hell has more than two kids.
@ Zappy--
Thanks for all the fun tonight. have a good time window shopping.
I know about skating into payday on fumes.
I'm skeered to go potty cause of your ghost stories!! :-(
See ya later!!
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I'll miss Akashia's "cunty" but she should have been bounced in the second episode. Tammy was weird but she should have been around a lot longer than she was.
fUCK bAD gIRL'S cLUB! i THINK i JUST FOUND MY NEW FAVORITE SHOW!
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LOL @ jiggy
You kiddles are so silly.
I have to take my daughter to Amazing Savings to friggen window shop. Jeez! (No checky til tomorrow..sigh)
@ TITS--
Zappy says I's a good kitty! Purrrrrrr.
"Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 7:55pm.
@ jiggy Bitchy is fun. And good sometimes."
And here you are sluttin it up agin wit dat raspberry avie. You and your fruit fetish!! :-)
Inspecting Tigger's stash. Hmmm...maybe without all the seeds...
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At least I look like I can breathe oxygen without the help of a tank.--MK