This Is Why She's The White Oprah
Earlier, I posted some shit about HoHan saying she just ate a Big Mac when asked about her greasy chicken bone body. Well, HoHan takes her mom's advice. White Oprah talked to Access Hollywood about the subject of her checking account's weight and said, “I’m a mom. If I see my daughter a little thin, I say, ‘Eat more McDonald’s.’”
Okay, are these twats trying to get a deal with McDonald's or something? Because I'm sure there's a McDonald's in Mastic, NY that will let them clean the bathrooms or some shit. They don't need to beg.
No wonder she's knows as the White Oprah, because bitch really is treasure chest of wisdom. She knows what's best for her children. When I was younger and asked my mom for McDonald's, she'd usually say something like, "I'd rather fry up a used roach motel and serve that to you than get you McDonald's." So White Oprah is better at mothering than my own mother. That's why all of White Oprah's children are the epitome of health. They are so lucky.
White Oprah went on to yap more about it, because once you get the whore on the phone, you just can't get her off! “I don’t know why people care about other people’s weight. I think they should look in their own mirror and stare at themselves. I told Lindsay I think she’s a little thin. But we go through this every couple of months. My daughter is happy and healthy and that’s all that really matters.”
I would tell this raggedy ass skeezer of a mother that she's the one who needs to look in the mirror, but that's impossible for her to do! Every mirror in her house is probably lying on a table and covered in cokey dust.
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Submitted by Noelegy on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 8:37pm.
That was sweet of your parents to reach out and do those things for her. It's just too bad that it sounds like it's the only kindness she'd ever really known.
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When I was about 12 or 13, my dad informally adopted this little girl who was at that time 6 or 7, I believe. She lived in an absolutely filthy house, and nobody there apparently cared what became of her. She didn't come live with us, but we took her places with us, bought her new clothes, took her out to eat, stuff like that.
We didn't go out to eat a lot when I was a kid, and I really must stress this. My dad was a carpenter, which meant unsteady income; sometimes we had money, sometimes we didn't. My mom was a schoolteacher, and HER income was the steady income, if that tells you anything.
This was back in the day (early 80s) when going to Red Lobster was still a big deal, and that was always where my brother and I would ask to be taken if we were on one of our infrequent family outings.
We didn't mind this little waif girl being brought along, but the time came that my dad let HER choose where we were going to eat. My brother and I were angling for Red Lobster, naturally. She picked McDonald's. Of course, looking back on it, I realize now that going to McDs was probably a big deal for someone from her background. At the time, my brother and I were just disgusted that one of our infrequent eating-out chances was wasted on McDs...Yeah, WE never missed a meal, or had to wash our clothes in the bathtub. *sigh* Poor kid. I hope she turned out all right, but I doubt it.
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That coke in her nose was probably on the mirror that she shares with Hohan when they do blow together. How sweet! It's really touching to see how much a mother cares for her cracked out daughter, enough to tell her to eat nasty shitty McDonalds. She's totally inspired Hohan to eat one Big Mac a day...good for her!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
How did such ignorant white trash get to be celebrities?? I know a few slip through the cracks now & then, but they really should not have made it through.
I will admit, I love fast food once in a great while, but obviously in no way should eating it be encouraged, EVER! Lindsay could be a version of Subway Jared for McDonalds...One Big Mac a day & I lost all this weight!
Throw your daughter a case of Ensure & first class ticket to rehab because she needs that a hell of a lot more than a freaking Big Mac.
Clearly this bitch is in denial. Plus she strikes me as the type of parent that basically washes their hands of their kids when they turn 18...especially when they arent earning like they used to...
Why did she have her nose whittled down to child-size? The old nose could've held more coke boogs.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:41am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:30am.
Hey Angel,
Funny though, Hohan always seems to get the help she needs sooner or later regardless of how screwed up her parents are.
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Hey there:)
I know - but I think even the help she gets is fake. It's more like going to the spa...
Mormons don't eat McDonalds, nawmsayin'?
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/18/2009 - 1:30am.
Hey Angel,
Funny though, Hohan always seems to get the help she needs sooner or later regardless of how screwed up her parents are.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
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For reals, Mani
She looks a mess. She'll be back in rehab in a hot minute, I'm sure.
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"My daughter is happy and healthy and that’s all that really matters.”
Queen of de Nile.
Lindsay looks more depressed and UNhealthy as I've ever seen her. White Oprah should take a really good look at her.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Is that a coke ball in her nose?
And yes, McDonald's is bad. But a little here and there never hurt anyone.
Submitted by kylewu01 on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 9:03pm.
"Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"."
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At least you guys are getting funny. I can appreciate that:)
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
White Oprah needs to get her kid a good shrink!! LezLo is a mess and has been ~~ probably thanks to her parents!!
Mom I'm starving! Oh here...have a bag of shit!
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
McDonald's is a disease, not to mention a disease waiting to happen in your body. You will see a gazzilion McDns in poor areas, but how many do you find in Beverly Hills? or any wealthy city for that matter. I will never support franchises like McDisease.
Yes, because a big mac is the answer to everything.
UGH.
Fast food burgers have more fat and calories that what is required (recommended) for a normal person on a daily basis.
Has this bitch ever opened a book before??? Someone needs to send this bitch "Fast Food Nation" This is what's wrong with America, right here. You would think with all the money they have they would get a little education, just a little. And you would think as a mother she would offer her daughter a home cooked meal, but the only thing this bich can cook up is an 8 ball of Crystal Meth.
I need a Roseanne rant on this cunt.
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Submitted by angel_i: "...happy and healthy...or does she have a Basement Baby too?"
Yes she does. Her name is Ali.
this proves that stupidity is a family trait.
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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Stupid woman. One look at Hohan shows she is obviously NOT happy or healthy!
or all of the mirrors in her house are covered with ten foot thick blankets because when she stares into them they fucking break!
Estrogen a-poppin!
You can see her entire brain in her right nostril. The left one is filled with snot. Same thing.
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White Oprah would willingly suck Ronald McDonald's dangling french fry for a QuarterPounder. Trust.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 8:24pm.
Her lips are disgusting. They look like the sucker end of a tapeworm don't they? That's fitting, because bitch is a parasite.
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Any time any of the Lohans open their crack pipe holes, pure stupidity spills out.
I can't even remember the last DECADE I had Mickey D's. That's how long it's been!
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White Oprah talked to Access Hollywood about the subject of her checking account's weight and said, “I’m a mom. If I see my daughter a little thin, I say, ‘Eat more McDonald’s.’”
Aw! What a GREAT mom! I don't know why people keep picking on her!!!
PS. Is she talking about the same Lindsay we're talking about...happy and healthy...or does she have a Basement Baby too?
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
I hope she IS trying to get some deal with McDonalds, otherwise that comment is too messed up to believe. My mother would be horrified if she even thought I ate McDonalds and she would certainly tell me to cut that shit out if she found out I was having it.
That younger Lohan sister, between being taken out of school at 14 to "follow her dreams" by White Oprah and apparently being fueled by McDonalds... well, no wonder she's such a shining star.
Her lips are disgusting. They look like the sucker end of a tapeworm don't they? That's fitting, because bitch is a parasite.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Another in-character move for the world's worst mother! Please -- if your daughter was so happy and healthy right now, she wouldn't look like that, or be acting that way.
No wonder Lindsay is in the shape she is -- while she needs to take some responsibility for herself, a lot of her problms are directly attributed to dear old mom
Hey Doynah, ya might wanna re-apploy ya lip-loynah.
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Submitted by Anonymous128 on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 6:48pm.
You're a terrible mother Dina Lohan.
True, but then where would she get her coke?
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Bitch gots a 3-o'clock going on.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 6:43pm.
Donata Lohan (nee Sullivan) was born on September 15, 1962, which makes her (*cough*) 46 years old.
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46? Is Dina f*cking kidding with that shit? Ya know, if she's going to lie about her age, at least make it a semi-plausible number that people might actually believe.
MK, I love that you referenced Mastic
They didn't live in Mastic; it's Merrick, I thought.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 6:53pm.
jiggy: is it over? has the freaky troll left the building for real?
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 6:43pm.
Donata Lohan (nee Sullivan) was born on September 15, 1962, which makes her (*cough*) 46 years old.
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holeee fuck!
now we know where the 'old' genes came from?
I thought for sure at least 10 years older than that.
*walks away with spring in my step*
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You're a terrible mother Dina Lohan.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/17/2009 -
...even if she was molested by ritualistic cult of cannibals,
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No self-respecting ritualistic cult of cannibals would have her cheesy ass. Too hard on their arteries. Plus they wouldn't be able to pass their routine cannibal drug screening.
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Donata Lohan (nee Sullivan) was born on September 15, 1962, which makes her (*cough*) 46 years old.
She is NOT a mother; she is simply the receptacle of MiLo's jizz that mix with her egg and created a new life form. Four times, at least.
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Yeah, I am serious. I dont understand women like this! I am sorry for the one who "raised" you I am a mother and I take my JOB very serious. My mom was the same way. I am 22, but if I slip up she has no problem setting me straight!