Tuesday, February 17th 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
Memaw Posh & Pepaw Becks do it better - Towleroad
Brit Brit's dick of an outfit - Popsugar
I know Snoop Dogg likes trick ass whores, but this is ridiculous and fucking hurtful (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Bridget Marqwhatever is getting to old for this lollipop ho shit - Hollywood Rag
Grab titty, get slapped! You learn that shit in pre-school! - Hollywood Tuna
A Pussycat Doll slips 1 out of 8 nips - Egotastic!
Tommy Girl takes a Suri photo-op to a whole new level - Lainey Gossip
Facebook doesn't own you - Just Jared
A box of heaven - Cityrag
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That "rap" with Snoop Dog and PH just makes you want to vomit.
I guess he'll do anything for money.
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Omg Tommmmm truly makes me fucking sick.
Well, Britney's looking lovely as always.
No wonder she makes the big bucks.
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Congrats to the old fart in undies whoever he is
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Bridget Marq...? looks like she should be hanging from a tree with those looong, busted toes.
And the Shirley Temple routine gets a litte old...especially when YOU'RE getting old.
A message to Fucking idiotic Tom Cruise - please do one already and stop with this bollox. It's not even your kid that you're turning into a complete showbiz horror.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Complication - my little sis does that shit because she thinks it's cute, like it makes her sound sexy or something. It drives me up the friggin' wall
When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."
I know they really love Suri and aw look at how sweet she looks looking at Mickey, but jesus christ that little girl is going to be the biggest fucking brat. They better hurry up and have another before that one gets used to being the only child (i forget about his others).
Pardon my kanye but WHY THE FUCK DOES HERPES HILTON TALK IN THAT REDICULOUS LITTLE KID VOICE???
seriously whenever I hear it its like nails on a chalkboard but a million times worse makes me want to crawl out of my fucking skin
Submitted by korupsi on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 5:05pm.
Submitted by Leandra on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by korupsi on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:42pm.
On top of that, my husband is German, so we spend some time in Hamburg every year as well. :)
I do like Last Shadow Puppets, haven't really heard enough of Adele's music to form much of an opinion.
Who's performing at the Brits? I know Pet Shop Boys are doing something with Lady Gaga...? Apart from that I have no idea.
The last link is the best link. Makes me hungry.
I thought that was Elizabeth Taylor in the picture at first. It looks better than the Beckhams version.
That picture from the Shake Shack - oy. It looks like a heart attack in a box!
And I hate Tom fucking Cruise.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
haha! Have been watching Paul and Debbie (the old timers) since I was a kid. They are so funny. And annoying lmao
I think the oldsters look better than Posh & Becks (except for a little toning). And the wife looks like Elizabeth Taylor - much better than snout-puss Posh.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by Leandra on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by korupsi on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:42pm.
Copenhagen, Denmark. And I've lived in L.A. for the past 10 years, London before that. :)
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you've been everywhere. ;). Denmark, eh? i just watched Efter Brylluppet the other day.
do you like Last Shadow Puppets and Adele? i'm just asking, because Brit Awards is tomorrow. too bad they're not performing. :(
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that old guy actually has a nice ass
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Submitted by korupsi on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:42pm.
Copenhagen, Denmark. And I've lived in L.A. for the past 10 years, London before that. :)
Submitted by Leandra on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by korupsi on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:14pm.
London, eh? I used to live in Stoke Newington. :)
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Leandra, i remember you said the other day that English is not your first language. so where are you from? i wanted to ask you then but i was caught up with something, and then i totally forgot about it.
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Memaw Posh & Pepaw Becks do it better - Towleroad
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I don't know who they are, but I like them! They certainly have more personality than Becks and his swizzle-stick figure hag wife.
Tommy-Girl, kindly stop dragging your kid out for photo ops already. Pretend you actually give a shit that your kid grows up remotely NORMAL.
Oops, too fucking late. Although it was nice to see Connor was aloud to leave his indentured servitude in Sea Org to attend the Daytona 500.
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Submitted by korupsi on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:14pm.
London, eh? I used to live in Stoke Newington. :)
Oh Bridget...bitch is gonna be pushin 50 and still have pigtails and tu-tu's on all the time. With her fuckin themed outfits...I'm over her!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:14pm.
Please!!! He is supoib! But i am a Charlton fan :(
Bristol eh! I'm a Londoner meself, innit!
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i never expected a Charlton fan to say something like that. i thought they all hate Man U.
where in London? my mama was an LSE student so we lived near the campus.
Bristol is great but boring :(
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man, Suri is a BRAT
Wait 'till she hits her teens...oh man
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Submitted by denise123 on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:22pm.
oh my gosh!!! I thought that was Jane Weiland from the Go Gos and John Malkovich!!!!
Hahahahaha!
oh my gosh!!! I thought that was Jane Weiland from the Go Gos and John Malkovich!!!!
I'm so glad Facebook came out. That no-talent slob Perez, yet again, spews more erroneous b.s. out of that slit in his face than his pinky dick ever could.
Submitted by korupsi on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:11pm.
Please!!! He is supoib! But i am a Charlton fan :(
Bristol eh! I'm a Londoner meself, innit!
Poor Suri she'll end up just like Drew Barrymore in rehab by 11.
Isn't Bridget almost 40? Come on its time to face reality you aren't 20 anymore, now matter how in shape you are how few wrinkles you have or how much you bleach that hair. Talk about desperate.
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WTF is up with Bridget Marquardt's feet?
That's some scary feets!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 4:00pm.
Submitted by korupsi on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 3:39pm.
whatever it is, i hope he's going to retire soon. he's a no-talent then, and he's a no-talent now. he's no football icon. i wonder why people go ga-ga around him.
Are you joking? Beckham NO FOOTBALLING TALENT?
Have you seen him play? Come on now!! :)
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of course i've seen him play. i used to live in London for 4 years. now i live in Bristol.
the only good thing about Beckham is (was) his curling free-kick, and most of the time, he just got lucky. c'mon, England has so many young talents; Rooney, Lampard, Joe Cole, Terry and Walcott, to name a few, so why i should give a fuck about him?
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Submitted by korupsi on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 3:39pm.
whatever it is, i hope he's going to retire soon. he's a no-talent then, and he's a no-talent now. he's no football icon. i wonder why people go ga-ga around him.
Are you joking? Beckham NO FOOTBALLING TALENT?
Have you seen him play? Come on now!! :)
Tom and Katie, FUCK YOU.
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Guess what? I like pancakes!
Prediction: Suri will be in rehab for drug and/or alcohol addiction by age 10. Oh wait, they probably don't "believe" in addiction, do they?
ty la coocoo for cocoa puffs: I don't know, all those rappers seem to like PH, gross.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Remember months after she was born and people wondered if Suri really existed? Now they're creating scenes in the middle of DisneyWorld.
OMG Bridget's TOESSSS *goes into fetal position bawling and shivering*
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 3:49pm.
what's on druken step~pervert? I can't get on at work?
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its snoop dog and paris hilton having a rap off!
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You and me...have a disease
you affect me
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im afflicted
youre addicted
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so true about Bridgett!
Its not like shes even that ugly or anything...its just that her actions are so desperate and stupid looking.
That whole overtly, bubble gum sex, all about fun naieve sh*t is only cool when youre 18! Not 19 but 18! After that, you really need to have more deminsions to you or you just end up looking somehow desperate....idunno...sh*t just does not look cute on her!
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you affect me
you infect me
im afflicted
youre addicted
you and me...you and meeee
what's on druken step~pervert? I can't get on at work?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Wow, I totally thought that was an old pic of Liz Taylor at first.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
She looks like a white trash version of an early Elizabeth Taylor.
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oh, i forgot. Brit and NIN? WTF?
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Tommy Girl and his robot wife make me sick to my stomach. Everything they do is so staged and fake!
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"Is this real life?"
the articles in UK and US are conflicting, because the articles in UK said Beckham's move to Milan is almost a sure thing, while the ones in US said Beckham is going to go back to LA Galaxy.
whatever it is, i hope he's going to retire soon. he's a no-talent then, and he's a no-talent now. he's no football icon. i wonder why people go ga-ga around him.
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i haven't committed a crime.
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Brit and NIN?
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Chemo is not sexy
Facebook is still really sketch. i dont ever plan on getting an account because i don't want future employers to be able to google me and come up with drunken pictures or whatever.
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