The Twilight Sequel Is Going To Flop
That's if this rumor from Ryan Gaycrest (via ONTD) is true. On E! news, Gaycrest says that Vadge's business partner, Guy Oseary, is executive producing the Twilight sequel, New Moon, and wants to involve the gristle granny somehow. Gaycrest said it's likely that she'll take a role in the movie and also put together the soundtrack. Do you hear that? The unicorns from Robert Pattinson's magical forest are bawling and stabbing each other in the eyes with their horns.
Do the bitches of New Moon want their shit to sweep the Razzies next year? Even Robert's magical unicorn friends are no match for Vadge's kiss of the death. If Vadge so much as winks at the script, the entire movie will end up on FAIL Blog.
Does the book even have a character that's a roidy memaw creature who sucks on the blood of young boys with her toothy sascrotch? If so, then fair enough, because that's the role Vadge was born to play. I mean, she's already living it.
Or maybe she's just going to play a corpse? She convincingly played one in The Next Best Thing, so she's already proven that she's the one for the job.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 12:25pm.
Why must Madonna still attempt to act?
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She still wants an Oscar and is determined to make the world suffer until she gets one.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Given her "Kiss of Death" reputation in film, why on earth would anyone want her involvement on anything that they're making? If they're that eager to piss away a small fortune in film making, I can cut out the middle man for them and they can just send giant envelopes of cash to me.
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I can just see Madonna and Justin Timberlake e-mailing each other: "Let's re-make Slumdog Millionaire and set it in Detroit". Always ready to jump on whatever bandwagon is passing by.
Why must Madonna still attempt to act?
"new moon" must already suck if they're getting madonna a role in it...if it were oscar worthy, no one would ever consider her for a part...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
Holy smokes, FAIL blog is hilarious.
I can see how Madge would be drawn to a story about the undead or walking dead. It would be like Chris Brown involved with A Burning Bed remake.
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Once I had a love and it was gas
Soon turned out, it was a pain in the ass
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That will be awesome, Twilight hype sucks. I pray this fail gets a greenlight.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
oooh my seeester is guna be upset
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I never stay on topic :)
"The unicorns from Robert Pattinson's magical forest are bawling and stabbing each other in the eyes with their horns." -MK
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Madge still wants to stay "hip" and "with it".
I'm surprised she hasn't started blogging and twittering yet.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
oh, come on, it's not as if Twilight was the best film ever made in history. if Vadge wants to do some damage to New Moon, then she'll have my blessing. the novel isn't that good anyway.
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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