The Twilight Sequel Is Going To Flop
That's if this rumor from Ryan Gaycrest (via ONTD) is true. On E! news, Gaycrest says that Vadge's business partner, Guy Oseary, is executive producing the Twilight sequel, New Moon, and wants to involve the gristle granny somehow. Gaycrest said it's likely that she'll take a role in the movie and also put together the soundtrack. Do you hear that? The unicorns from Robert Pattinson's magical forest are bawling and stabbing each other in the eyes with their horns.
Do the bitches of New Moon want their shit to sweep the Razzies next year? Even Robert's magical unicorn friends are no match for Vadge's kiss of the death. If Vadge so much as winks at the script, the entire movie will end up on FAIL Blog.
Does the book even have a character that's a roidy memaw creature who sucks on the blood of young boys with her toothy sascrotch? If so, then fair enough, because that's the role Vadge was born to play. I mean, she's already living it.
Or maybe she's just going to play a corpse? She convincingly played one in The Next Best Thing, so she's already proven that she's the one for the job.
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you can see the scary monster she will play quite clearly (really). Its head is right at the top with hair that swoops out on either side like wings.
Frightening.
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This movie will be DOA without a doubt. Steak through the heart or not, Madonna has killed every movie she has been in except the first one.
Submitted by Who Datt on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 8:27pm
hahaha. I think Sean's the only one who made it out of that mess. He's a douche but at least he still has a career.
Why does she need to be in a vampire film? Surely there is enough personal or private archival footage of her sucking the life-force and talent out of Guy, Sean, Dennis, Warren, A-Rod, Jesus etc.
I thought she promised to stop making movies???
I heard a rumor that bitch asked the queen if she could play Wallis Simpson (why ask the queen?), which I should be miffed about. Such an interesting story to be ruined by the Vadge.
But seeing as how Wallis was supposed to be some ugly ass memaw who somehow magically got Edward to abducate the throne (for a royal he was pretty hot) I guess looks wise she's got it down. Let's be real rumors were he was a kinky motherf- who liked it rough and apparently Wallis was head dom in her days. We all know Vadge can play a dom.
Submitted by harlee25 on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 1:29pm.
do you have any idea what an indie-film is?
With or without Vadge, the twilight series will always suck( and not in a good way).
Why must Madonna get her claws in movies? Hasn't she learned that she can sink any movie so fast that the Titanic would blush?
Please do not ruin a fun series of books written for teen girls and gay men. We love our vamps and woof-boys just the way they are. We don't need Madonna coming in and flashing her granny flaps just to get her name in the press. Hell to the fucking NO!!!!
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New Moon is set in the great northwest and is about werewolves. Vadge's unshaved sascrotch is a natural to play one of the monsters.
Finally, here's a part she can't screw up!
As long as they don't claim she's like a virgin.
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OMG this story just ruined my day. Seriously?! Rob Patt and Kristen what's-her-can't-act-name should just walk away if this is true. I'm beginning to like Madonna less and less.
I agree, Twilight wasn't the best movie in the world. But I like the books and this would ruin the sequel.
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In the very beginning of New Moon the main girl has a dream that she's looking in a mirror at her 80 year old self. That could be Madonna's part...
Don't ever stop MK! Someone has to think about the unicorns...
Tell Mr. DeMille that I'm ready for my close up.
'Meth' is a terrible addiction. What can I say?
'Lois' on 'Family Guy'
Well I guess the producer forgot about her poo-pootastic classics... Who's that girl? and Shanghai Surprise.
"Mr. Loverman... Mr Loverman... Shabba"
Lay off Vadge?! Never! Well, maybe when she stops thrusting her elderly roided-up crotch to everyone, but I don't see that coming to an end to soon, so it's still open season on her.
And thanks for giving a shout out to my other fave, failblog.
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won't make a difference, it'll be shit either way.
God I hope this is true! When the reviews for the film come in and the critics lambast this sea hag again, then the movie bombs...it'll be yet another blow to this vapid human being.
Fuck hollywood for ruining new moon! I'm not even a fan of Twilight but it's going to ruin the whole indie-vibe thing it had going on. Jonas Brothers? Madonna? 90120 girl? WHAT. THE. FUCK. H-wood, leave this poor indie movie alone and stick with your own shit.
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Bitch couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag. Not that that would be a prerequesite judging from the Twilight movie.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 12:39pm.
Wasn't there some pics a while ago of him frenching a guy outside some bar?? Nothing he does would suprise me.
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i'm surprised he's not being a good boy lately because as far as i know, the oscar old hags are a bunch of old-fashioned lot. they tend to give the oscars to people with good beahviour only, just like they did that year when Denzel Washington won instead of Russel Crowe.
there goes your oscar, Mickey!
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Maybe her daughter is into the books, so Madonna wants to contribute. I hate her greedy, vain ass, but who cares if she does a song for it or the soundtrack or whatever?
I cant imagine her landing a role unless they make up a character for her which I doubt would happen...
New Moon will probably sweep the Razzies with or without Madonna's help, we are not talking about award winning movies here...Please, that stoner bitch Kristen Stewart is the star, enough said.
Thanks MK for again introducing us to another hilarious website, this time to Failblog!
Twilight readers are clearly NOT part of Vadge's demographic.
This is a plan of biblically bad epic proportions. If they want to kill the franchise, don't bother with the sequel.
I don't know what you're talking about bitches. The Twilight sequel can't suck anymore than the first already did. It was so bad that the only way now is up. Admit it bitches, Madge will only make it better: Lots of nekkid male torsos, black leather, vampires in leotards. Heck, she can just trow Jesus in and call it a day...
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UKer, good luck. MK ain't laying off Madge.
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The unicorns from Robert Pattinson's magical forest are bawling and stabbing each other in the eyes with their horns.
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....by my calculations, YOU'RE RIGHT!!!! you're a genius M.K.....and I don't have my bong goggles on...
Madonna is such a greedy hag.
The Gristle Granny (or GG); I love it!
GG thinks she's still 29, so if she's involved, it's for her benefit. Forget about Lourdes, who is just more competition. None can compete with Madonna a/k/a Vadge a/k/a The Gristle Granny!
I thought she said she'd "never act again" after the epic debacle of Swept Away. Bravo aired that stink bomb a couple of days ago... It was awful, but also a lot of fun to see Madge embarrass herself so completely.
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whoever said Mickey Rourke is gay may be right, because TMZ just posted a video of him acting "weird".
Wasn't there some pics a while ago of him frenching a guy outside some bar?? Nothing he does would suprise me.
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wtf? I pray this isn't true. =l
Madonna is a smart woman. Her daughter is enroled in the Professional Children's Acting School in NYC. Madonna is not gonna appear in the film. I bet she is getting Lourdes her 1st movie role.
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Madonna: (Thinking to herself) I'm so sick of dealing with my daughter and these damned Twilight books and movies. How can I put an end to it? I know it...I'll buy the franchise and KILL IT!!!
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"We did this to you." - Lincoln Burrows
Do you think her kids appreciate her work? Do they even know anything about the fact that she dry-humps a guitar onstage? I would be pretty embarrassed I think. I mean she still has a great body and all but I do think it's time to tone it down a bit but the pubic still loves her enough to pay alot to go to her concerts right?? I'm so confused.......
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
If Madge wants to help ruin the Tweenlight phenom, that would be awesome. The books are really poorly written and the movie was just as bad. Finding out Stephanie Meyer is a hard-core Mormon only cemented my feelings on the matter.
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Please, please, please let this happen! This is probably what the Razzies needs to be televised. She's such an attention whore that she would show up.
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whoever said Mickey Rourke is gay may be right, because TMZ just posted a video of him acting "weird".
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i haven't committed a crime.
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LOL. i can see the twilight freaks now
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I doubt this is real. Wasn't she supposed to be involved with a Harry Potter movie a few years ago? And if she is, I don't care either way. It's not like I was going to see it in the first place.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 12:23pm.
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Of all the various rumors I have heard about New Moon, this has got to be the absolute worst! I swear, I would rather have those dumb, vapid idiots Audrina Patridge and Vanessa Hudgens in the movie (in small parts), then have the Madonna-Guy team produce and destroy the movie and soundtrack. There is absolutely no crusty, roidy memaw part for Madonna to play in New Moon (or any other Twilight movie) and she needs to KEEP OUT!
MK as much as I adore you, your hatred for M is getting tired now.
Madonna has been an inspiration to me for nearly 20 years, I adore the woman, most young female singers would give their right boob to be be able to have a fraction of M's ytalent.
I love you but you need to lay off a bit.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 12:26pm.
Hahaha!
guys walk up staircases shirtless SO often
madonna seems like one of the most remarkably stupid people in the world
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Over my dead body!
If she is in the movie then I will not see it. If she makes the soundtrack I will not listen.
BOYCOTT!