HoHan Ate A Big Mac!
And I think that Big Mac settled in her titties. So... Lately, HoHan has been looking like you can find her in a back alley pawing at fish bones while scratching the fleas in her ears. She tells UsWeekly that she doesn't look like that on purpose.
HoHan said, "I eat. I had my Big Mac yesterday from McDonald's. People have their ups and downs. Kids in college get DUIs. Everyone goes through something, and everyone can relate to something. I think that I don't ever want to pretend to be something that I'm not. I'm not perfect; nobody is perfect. If you try to be perfect, you'll probably go crazy. But you should always accept yourself for who you are. And that's what I've done, and I'm happy."
HoHan blamed the reason she looks like a spork on "working a lot" (HA!!!!), "stress" and "lack of sleep."
HoHan might have had a Big Mac, but she washed that shit down with a Supersized line of cokey coke. If bitch wants to do that, she should at least follow it up with a couple of McNuggetinis with extra BBQ sauce. She needs to sip that shit from a straw made out of a french fry. Oh fuck, does a french fry straw exist in reality? Or did I daydream that?
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She still looks good, though :-)
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What's with the bridge of her nose?? It looks broken.
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She ate a Big Mac?
Looks more like she put her face in one.
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Her lips look really fake.
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There are several disturbing things about this picture and this girl in general. First of all, when a woman's weight fluctuates as dramatically as her does, the change will be obvious in her breasts. Lohan clearly has implants (as does her underage sister now). Her lips are way overdone. Also, even cheeseball Paris Hilton has figured out that ridiculous, long extensions are out of style and not attractive in any way. The previous pic of her Mom with the coke boogie show that maybe the girl never had a shot, but someone needs to step in and throw her scrawny ass back in rehab. I'm convinced it's meth this time. She kinda has the "meth face".
Oooo, ugly! She looks like her 40 year old sister in that picture!
I'm going to have to say that at the moment, her weight (or lack thereof) is the least repugnant thing to look at.
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She seems to be suffering from a protein deficiency, probably because she stopped sucking a bag of dicks every day.
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A Big Mac? I always pictured her as a Mickey D's morning menu person. You know--some juice, an occasional muffin, hash browns and lots and LOTS of sausage.
"I had a Big Mac yesterday". Can someone tell this twat you're supposed to eat everyday?
Lindsay dear, kindly go fuck yourself and the fucking horse, or should I say whore, you rode in on.
There is something about the way she purses her overinflated lips, thinking she looks all hot and sexy, that makes me want to slap the shit out of her. Hate her and her fucked up family more than anything.
it could also be adderal or ritilan
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 2:46pm.
She isn't that bad. She isn't emaciated.
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Actually, I think "emaciated" is the perfect word to describe what she looks like.
She didn't eat the Big Mac, she had it injected into her lips!!
Submitted by kred on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 12:46pm.
I'm sorry Hysteria, but did you just write that she has great looks and talent?
WHAT are you smoking?
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i said she HAD looks and talent, you fuck. because she did before turning herself into a 40-yr old hooker. And i said i wanted to SMACK her for wasting it all.
I WISH i were smoking a big fucking joint you gutter troll.
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"working a lot" (HA!!!!), "stress" and "lack of sleep." is code for Coke, Oxycontin and Booze.
Do my fake boobs look like St. Angie's yet?
'Meth' is a terrible addiction. What can I say?
'Lois' on 'Family Guy'
Let's pretend she dosen't have a "problem". That way, she will think she doesn't and will finally OD. Then the world will be free.
Give her a break. She looks thin. Big deal! People's weight goes up and down its that way for everybody. People just need to leave her alone. Its not a crime to be thin. She isn't that bad. She isn't emaciated.
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4. WHAT FUCKING WORK? No one will hire her for anything
1. What did she do to her lips?
2. When did she get concrete tits?
3. When is she going to either die or go away? Either works for me.
She had a big mac? or as we will know it "another line".
I'm a certified nutritionist that works with recovering anorexics and bulimics. She looks like the ones I work with.
She ate her one Big Mac of the day and that's it for her aside from her lines of coke that probably induce vomiting (like a true bulimic she is). She is downright lollipop-headed here ala what Christina Ricci used to look like. She needs to eat something already and stop making up shit like "stress from work". Stress from lack of work more like cause no one's hiring her cracked out ass.
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Why does she say "My" Big Mac...that is a weird way to phrase it...Is that something she supposedly gets all the time? I love how her eating a Big Mac is supposed to make a difference, its only like 500-600 calories, so if that is all she ate that day that was actual food, she was still waaay under what her calories should be for a day, plus they were empty calories. How can anyone deny this person is on way more drugs than necessary? I wouldnt be surprised if she was on meth, meth heads constantly forget to eat because they never feel hungry. It is the quickest way to get super skinny & stay that way.
who are you guys??? booorring zzzzzzz.......
kidding.
but i am amazed that i never got a dui in college. i got lotsa practice tho!
also- get ready to hate- i think she looks good- she could do with an extra 5lbs but...
secondly, if she could handle her shit better, and still be able to show up to work, i would say have fucking at it! coke, alchy what the hell ever you want to do, 'cept heroin *scary*. she's young, lives in hollywood and doesn't have a 9-5 or kids- why shouldn't she do what ever she wants???
i have a soft spot for fellow ginges :)
edit: But i dont think she should act like she does nothin'. be a proud coke head!!!
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Blowhan's implants look like they're trying to escape down her dress.
"She offered me coke in the bathroom at White Lotus in the city like 3 years ago."
She looks like she's still on that 3 year coke bender and hasn't managed to eat a thing.
actually this dirty cunt really pisses me off. i am in college and i dont get dui's sorry but going to fred segal and shopoping in beverly hills isnt work. get a clue you cunt. fuck off linsay lohan you are a nasty tuna lapper. why dont you try real work like 50 hours a week at the office listening to the dyke in the cubicle next to you talking about her new uggs and harley she got last week. fuck off hohan
Whatever, Skindsay. You are a druggie whether you try to pretend not to be or what. It is OBVIOUS. Dumb skank thinks the rest of us are just as high and stupid as she is.
Working a lot? Really? Waiting eight hours for your dealer to show up isn't considered working. Flying to Paris with your publicity stunt girlfriend isn't considered working. Seriously, just shut the fuck up.
Man, crack is the best diet supplement ever.
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Ugh, please go away. Last time I was sad for her, this time I'm just irritated that this stupid shit was given talent and looks and had loads of money and potential and just wasted all of it. She sucks.
She is totally downward spiraling. Her comments don't even make sense. Question about weight = answer about DUIs and making mistakes and nobody's perfect? WTF. She was probably all fucked up when she said it.
And no, Linds. Most kids in college don't get DUIs. It's not like they're handed out with diplomas. And anyway, how would you know? You've never been to college, nor have most of your idiot friends. Ass.
I'm sorry Hysteria, but did you just write that she has great looks and talent?
WHAT are you smoking?
this gets so old!! looking like this is the only thing that keeps her in the news.
i can't wait for her to join andy dick in sober house--i looove that show!
She's back to blowing lines again...wake me up when she's face down in the gutter clutching to her bottle of Wild Turkey.
Can she just OD already?
I bet it's a combination of coke, alcohol and painkillers. Oh and ectasy, a few lines of heroin, a hit of meth and ten xanax.
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a skinny girl with big boobs... where exactly is the problem?
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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 12:23pm.
Her body shrank, but her boobs didnt...
You do the math.
Or "you do the METH".... obviously she does!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
The photo angle is terrible, but undeniably she's wasting away, once again. Poor Linds will never get it together.
The only thing this bitch has eaten in her coke boogers.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 12:19pm.
Heroin or coke?
COKE
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Her body shrank, but her boobs didnt...
You do the math.
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Submitted by playla on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 11:35am.
Did you notice that the security tag is still on her dress? Wow, that has got to be pretty close to rock bottom.
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That dress came from the collection of some designer and she was at the opening of his store the other day, so they probably pulled it off the rack and gave it to her to wear for the evening. Perhaps they were scared she'd steal it so they left the tag on.
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Heroin or coke?
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Now I know what a spork eating utensil is, but what is a spork weight wise? Sorry I'm lame, I even Googled it and couldn't find the answer.
lilo looked much healthier when she was tricking in italy last year (or was it 2 years ago)...
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