Milo Ventimiglia Has Finally Woken Up
Let's all welcome Milo Ventimiglia back into the world of reality, because he's finally woken up from his troll-loving haze by splitting up with Hayden Panatroll. That's what UsWeekly claims. Some source told them that 31-year-old Milo and 19-year-old Hayden ended their 1-year-old relationSHIT last week. The source went on to say, "It was a lifestyle conflict. They were in very different places. Hayden is young. She likes to go out in the Hollywood scene and that's not his style."
At least we can finally remove the PedoBear-approved stamp from Milo's taint. I don't even know what he saw in that sausage troll to begin with. She's like Gary Coleman to me. Bitch is going to be like 40, looking like a little 13-year-old. That will never be hot. If I was a hostess at a restaurant and Hayden walked in, I'd immediately grab a high chair for her little ass. That has to kill the romantic mood of her dates. You know, she's not even THAT short. She's like 5", but still looks like she can easily fit in a hot dog bun. Strange.
If Milo wants a midgelet, he should get with one that will take it like a big bitch. I'm talking about La Pequena, of course. And now that Hayden is free, she can go marry a whale or whatever.
And "lifestyle conflict" means she wouldn't do it in the butt, right?
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So many haters lol. There's nothing wrong with their age gap.
Well, duh, who thought it could last?
He creeps the hell out of me. Maybe next time we'll see him hitting on Miley Cyrus. Gross.
Her little dwarf hands freak me out, hope next season they will not be in any of the shots
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There would be no lifestyle conflict if he just got together with me. I'm taller than she is but not too much taller than him and I'd glady stay away from the Hollywood scene and let him do me in the butt. Problem solved.
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Loved Titanic but he 'acts' the same in about every movie even with a fake accent.
Sorry, storytime:
When I was a young ho, old men (30 plus) used to pay attention to me too. Me, being, well, stoopit, thought it was because of my interesting intellectual (and mostly drunken) chat not realizing that it was because the boobs were perky the ass was solid and I was stoopit.
Now that I'm older and much wiser, the young ones are after me WTF is that about? I ain't into that mommy shit.
Men in general, make me want to go and buy all the Pepperidge Farm cake and Klondike Ice Cream Bars (TRIPLE CHOCOLATE OMG) and feed myself to death.
"Bitch is going to be like 40, looking like a little 13-year-old."
That's EXACTLY how I feel about Leonardo DiCaprio, & why I have never been able to take him seriously as an "adult" actor.
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They make a cute couple he doesnt look 31 but for him to be dating her it was a little wrong...and why is MK always making fun of her? I think shes kinda cute
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A 31 yr old dating a 19 yr old??
WTF??
He needs to date Miley Virus...
Submitted by Keane on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 7:30am.
This has "showmance" written all over it for me.
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Why? Most people I know pretty much went "eww, she's fucking her uncle!", hardly great for the show that is it.
This has "showmance" written all over it for me.
Oh thank fuck! Now maybe he'll get his hotness back.
Shame about Heroes, it's been shit since the season 1 finale and has never recovered.
I hear he's crushing on the "Little Miss Sunshine" chick. He liked her striptease for the pagaent.
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At least I look like I can breathe oxygen without the help of a tank.--MK
"lifestyle difference = in the butt", hahaha.
He was an idiot for ending it with Alexis Bleidel. I couldn't stand him on gilmore girls but Alexis is so cute, how do you go from that to that troll?
If she's a troll sized bint, what does that make him? He doesn't look much taller or older, for that matter.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
his name sounds like something you'd order at starbucks...
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angel - hotmail.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 12:41am.
At least he's never used the tired line "Can I buy you a drink?"
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How would you know that doesn't work? Oh right...
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worked on your mom
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She said 'Hi', and something about a old dry cleaning bill.
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Submitted by korupsi on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 12:02am.
Miley? i don't know, Ali Blohan maybe? she's a year younger than Miley.
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Yes, but she looks about 20 years older.
I'm thinking he's got his eye on Dakota right about now...
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 1:03am.
four
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I wonder how many porpoises the Japanese have senselessly slaughtered while she's been selfishly dating this old guy? I hope she feels good about herself now.
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
I'm a year older than she is. Me next, Milo!
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 12:22am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 12:00am.
At least he's never used the tired line "Can I buy you a drink?"
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How would you know that doesn't work? Oh right...
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worked on your mom
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 12:00am.
At least he's never used the tired line "Can I buy you a drink?"
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How would you know that doesn't work? Oh right...
:)
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
i would proudly be his rebound. i can refrain from living the hollywood lifestyle... please milo?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:57pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:36pm.
milo broke up with hayden because she's 19 which is almost 20 and that's just too old...
Maybe he wants to start hitting on Miley?
Anyway it's kind of a lame excuse to break up.
And what is his style, staying home playing Klingon Boggle?
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milo likes them young and impressionable...that way he and his teen queen can both play xbox together...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:57pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:36pm.
milo broke up with hayden because she's 19 which is almost 20 and that's just too old...
Maybe he wants to start hitting on Miley?
Anyway it's kind of a lame excuse to break up.
And what is his style, staying home playing Klingon Boggle?
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Miley? i don't know, Ali Blohan maybe? she's a year younger than Miley.
are you sure Klingon Boggle is his style? i thought he's more a Barbie/Bratz/MyScene person.
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:57pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:36pm.
milo broke up with hayden because she's 19 which is almost 20 and that's just too old...
Maybe he wants to start hitting on Miley?
Anyway it's kind of a lame excuse to break up.
And what is his style, staying home playing Klingon Boggle?
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At least he's never used the tired line "Can I buy you a drink?"
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:36pm.
milo broke up with hayden because she's 19 which is almost 20 and that's just too old...
Maybe he wants to start hitting on Miley?
Anyway it's kind of a lame excuse to break up.
And what is his style, staying home playing Klingon Boggle?
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Isn't he known as some kind of girlfriend abuser?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Ugh. Finally. How do you go from Rory Gilmore to her? Hayden is built like a tree stump and looks like one of the lost OC Housewives. They started dating when she was like 16. I'm surprised Chris Hansen didn't confront him at her house and tell him to have a seat.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:41pm.
She's a whore and whores are not for marrying.
'Nuff said.
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Nobody told my sister in law that.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
She's a whore and whores are not for marrying.
'Nuff said.
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
about time, who didn't see this happening?
she needs time to be a slut, and he is old enough to want to settle down.
that obviously wasn't happening, go figure.
milo broke up with hayden because she's 19 which is almost 20 and that's just too old...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
I guess he could only talk about Teletubbies for just so long.
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lol TITS, love the new avie
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
She has a gigantic head and a man's chest. She really looks underdeveloped and it's creepy. I'm really glad they broke up but he will always be a pedo in my mind no matter how hot he is.
Nice ass. Bad actor. And she looks like a flat-chested Charo.
TIGER!!! bugger.
Is she gone? I wanted to show her the latest.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Wow,she is so beautiful and sexy! I like her a lot! I think she is as beautiful as the monthly model at a celebrity dating site *** m i l l i o n a i r e l o v e s. c o m ***,This is the site I have seen the most beautiful girls and handsome man.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 10:01pm.
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Night!
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FBD, Matt Duke
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Nite, nite whores...Don't take this break up too hard or else you whores will seek refuge in the arms of a Keebler elf feeding you Fudge Stripe cookies...You know you whores can't resist those admist a midget break up...Just say no...You will reget it in the morning...And these two whores will have found other midgets to bump tiny uglies with...It ain't worth it....mmmmmm, fudge stripe cookies....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
QC- I think my mom just liked the idea that Lorelei and Rory would never have men in their lives. She liked the whole mom/daughter dynamic. If my mom had her choice, she'd ditch my dad and have me living with her forever!
I love my mom, but that would be good for about 2 weeks before the fur would fly!
Heck, I would love a family like The Simpson's! Fortunately, I have no siblings. I would have strangled them if I had had any.
Good chatting with you QC. I am going to head off to do a few chores and then watch whatever lousy stuff is on the tube.
Have a good eve!
((Devil hugs)) See you (in a manner of speaking) 2morrow!
G'Nite all!
Vous les Canadiens êtes si susceptibles, eh ?;-)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 9:48pm.
That's it?!?
I call you an overfed hairball and that's all you got?
Wow, you guys did need a vacation. Mellow Kitty!
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
What a creepy pic. Where did they go on dates? Camp Snoopy?
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 9:36pm.
*clears throat meaningfully*
the remark was in relation to butt sex.
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I believe the correct spelling of that term is "butt secks"....*covering tiger eyes in embarrassment for TITS*....
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Listen you overfed hairball. I am Canadian! Where the cold fronts come from, where the men are men, we understand metric the dogs are afraid and we know how to fucking spell.
Czech your ass at the door, bitch. Centre stage.
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You Canadians is so touchy, eh? ;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I dunno what it is aboot her, but i would definitely hit it. She's my post-Lohan crush (stopped crushing in 2006). I've watched Bring It On:All or Nothing 3 times because of her.
Ugh...
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"