The Amazing Race: Falling Cheese!
Whoever came up with the cheese challenge in Switzerland on last night's Amazing Race deserves a lapdance from hillbilly hotness Linda for a job well done, because that shit was gold. Cheese covered gold that is.
The teams had to climb up some hill in Switzerland and bring down heavy blocks of cheese. Almost every single ho busted their ass or dropped their block of cheese causing it to roll down the hill. The latter caused gay pepaw Mel White, whose son and teammate is Mike White, to say, "Don't let the cheese hit me!" This is what I say whenever I come face to cheese with a dirty peen. Seriously, there was cheese flying all over that hill! It's like Joaquin Phoenix pulled down his pants and did the dick slappy dance.
This shit really needs to be an Olympic sport. Watching bitches eat grass while carrying loads of cheese is my new favorite pastime.
And Luke is my no-no's pick of the week. I want to whisper sweet nothings into his peen hole. No, I wasn't going to say ear! I'm not that fucking insensitive.
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There is a sport in Gloucester, England, called cheese rolling, in which a bunch of dudes chase a wheel of cheese down a steep, muddy hill. You can see the 2008 event at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpzEF0D2xfE&feature=PlayList&p=90EA6627A1....
It's pretty much the coolest thing ever.
"Submitted by Mopa on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 6:56am.
Okay, here is my cheese challenge question. It has been bothering me since I watched the show. Some of them lost control of their cheese (lol) and it rolled down the hill. They then found their cheese at the bottom and put it in it's slot and it counted towards their cheese total.
So, if you were allowed to use cheese that rolled down the hill, why didn't they just roll their cheese down the hill from the top instead of trying to carry it down? The fact that their cheese rolled down the hill didn't seem to disqualify their cheese from being used towards their total cheese.
How weird does this all sound?
How much weirder is it that this actually bothers me?"
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TOTALLY bugged me. It's cheating! I mean yeah, they had to go and fetch it, but really, that's NOT the challenge. That and the rickety contraptions they were supposed to use. Yeah, not so well planned out.
Funny as shot though.
The Race is the only reality show I watch. I don't really consider it a reality show, it is so many notches higher than that classification.
I found Luke adorable too, but in a paternal, protective way. Maybe it is because I am twice his age. Ouch.
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I've gotta say that cheese segement was pretty damn funny. I laughed my ass off. Luke losing control and started funny then fell, was priceless... THen to top it off the gay dad saying "don't let cheese hit me"
LOVE IT !
Looked like out boy Toby from the stanley steemer commercial butt-scootin!
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PSL and Mrs. G: u guys are missing out! TAR is quality tv, I mean of all the reality shows it's really the best and as far as I know it has won the Emmy for best reality show every year since they introduced the category.
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I have never seen thi show but this clip was Funnay! "im sliding down!"
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Okay, here is my cheese challenge question. It has been bothering me since I watched the show. Some of them lost control of their cheese (lol) and it rolled down the hill. They then found their cheese at the bottom and put it in it's slot and it counted towards their cheese total.
So, if you were allowed to use cheese that rolled down the hill, why didn't they just roll their cheese down the hill from the top instead of trying to carry it down? The fact that their cheese rolled down the hill didn't seem to disqualify their cheese from being used towards their total cheese.
How weird does this all sound?
How much weirder is it that this actually bothers me?
It's the only "reality" show outside of Bravo I can watch. I love all the locations and how it's actually challenging.
Mike White did mention School Of Rock, but NOT Chuck & Buck (and suck and fuck) which is sad.
And we are going to hell but by the end of the show we were both going "We get it! he's DEAF! It's FANTASTIC!" Because, well, DID YOU KNOW HE'S DEAF!
Of course yelling wouldn't have helped.
We suck.
I gave up watch Amazing race this season, now I know I missed some good fun.
"Don't let the cheese hit me"...haha...
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That mess was hilarious last nite. Should I feel shame because I'm black and all I could think of was that dirty racial joke that goes "Nacho cheese!! Nacho cheese!! Dat's NOT CHO CHEESE!!!"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
cheese is funny...
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i think the comedy is in the way that the cheesewheels bounce...? it's so insouciantly cheerful. i could watch this five more times easy.
i haven't laughed so hard in a lonnnggg while. Watching that shit last night makes me hope they continue with this kinda comedy. Watching that guy in tha red run down tha hill and fall on his ass was tha highlight of tha night..that and tha old man sittin his lazy ass jus crusin down tha hill. LMAO
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That was the funniest AR I have ever watched..."Don't let a cheese hit me!" Those damn things really picked up speed! I won't look at a cheese wheel the same way ever again. They scares me now!
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I guess walking down the hill with a can of Cheez Wiz would have been too easy.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Luke is the hotness.
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Heck Yeah, that was too funny, I was LMAO. Didn't care for the Hilly Billy, he was a jerk. Luv,luv, luv'd the mother and son and yes he was a cutie. I want to be on this reality show and Survivor.
Corny the Bible study guy from "The Good Girl" is on The Amazing Race? I may actually watch that show now!
I'm kind of surprised they'd let a celebrity on, though. Most people may not recognize Mike White, but they know the movies he's written or appeared in (also including "School of Rock" and "Orange County"). Is his career mentioned on the show?
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Submitted by kylewu01 on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 8:58pm.
LMAO OK that was funny
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Submitted by Angelica on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 7:05pm.
TAR is the BEST reality show ever! The only one I'd ever want to be on.
Last night's cheese escapades had me laughing my ass off! I hated that hillbilly jerk, but he somehow managed to get three of those cheeseballs down the hill at once. I hated being impressed. I almost wanted them to go home so I wouldn't have to listen to him yell at his poor wife for another week. However, glad I don't have to listen to that orange team again. Yuck!
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Completely agree with you Angelica. He was absolutely horrible to his wife. Making her cry and everything. Very uncool.
Call me a stick in the mud, but I didn't see the point of that one.
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HAHAHHAHA!!! Now that people is entertainment!!! I love the pepaw sliding on his ass! and that lady at the end of the clip telling her husband go after the cheese..."Get it honey, get it, get it!!"
I felt uncomfortable watching the old pepaw cheese-butt scootch down the hill.
*excuses self to go take shower*
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Why is it sooo funny to watch people fall? I laughed til I snorted watchin that clip.
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TAR is the BEST reality show ever! The only one I'd ever want to be on.
Last night's cheese escapades had me laughing my ass off! I hated that hillbilly jerk, but he somehow managed to get three of those cheeseballs down the hill at once. I hated being impressed. I almost wanted them to go home so I wouldn't have to listen to him yell at his poor wife for another week. However, glad I don't have to listen to that orange team again. Yuck!
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Wow, that looked like a Mensa meeting.
Only one guy had any sense... the one who secured three onto a board and dragged it as a sled. The rest of them have cheese wheels for brains.
Is MK dieting?
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It was a really good episode. But what was the deal with those cheap-ass cheese carriers? It was like they were made from balsa wood and paper clips, the way they kept falling apart. I love the hillbilly lady, but not her prick hillbilly husband.
Classic. TAR is back, and better than ever!
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seriously MK were you in my fuckin head while i watched this!? don't let a cheese hit me became my FB comment. that was THE best amazing race opener ever!