Monday, February 16th 2009

Something To Cleanse The Pallet With

After stinging your precious eyes with the pair of cokey snails in the post below, I thought I'd give you a pallet cleanser: HARVEY! Harvey truly is the sunshine. He's like a Care Bear! One picture of Harvey is the equivalent of 12 hours of watching the Shiba Inu 6 (never forget). Harvey's smile is so bright and shiny that he made Katie Price's shirt see-through! And Junior Andre didn't have highlights before, but when Harvey got all smiley, his hair was suddenly covered in bits of sunshine!

Here's Katie Price wearing a Rock of Love Bang Bus-approved outfit while out with Care Harvey, Princess Tiamamamaiamaimai, Big Gay Peter Andre and Junior in Malibu yesterday. Oh and those aren't stains on Harvey's clothes! The heavens cried when they saw him, so those are the globby tears of angels!

Posted by: Michael K


Otter Pop's picture

I'm sorry to say but some people should never smile.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Holy shit, did they frost Junior's tips? Yessssssssssssssssss.

dbella's picture

Palate, not pallet. Unless of course you intend to clean a flat transport structure as opposed to the roof of your mouth. LOL

And how did Princess Tamiamitrail end up with those flaxen locks. Is Jordan actually a natural blonde or something?

YAY HARVEY! Can we please organize his kidnapping from those twats? And I still can't believe that little girl's name is Princess Ti-blah. Poor little ones.

jiggywiddit's picture

Junior Andre looks like Perez.

Call 911.

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At least I look like I can breathe oxygen without the help of a tank.--MK