Something To Cleanse The Pallet With
After stinging your precious eyes with the pair of cokey snails in the post below, I thought I'd give you a pallet cleanser: HARVEY! Harvey truly is the sunshine. He's like a Care Bear! One picture of Harvey is the equivalent of 12 hours of watching the Shiba Inu 6 (never forget). Harvey's smile is so bright and shiny that he made Katie Price's shirt see-through! And Junior Andre didn't have highlights before, but when Harvey got all smiley, his hair was suddenly covered in bits of sunshine!
Here's Katie Price wearing a Rock of Love Bang Bus-approved outfit while out with Care Harvey, Princess Tiamamamaiamaimai, Big Gay Peter Andre and Junior in Malibu yesterday. Oh and those aren't stains on Harvey's clothes! The heavens cried when they saw him, so those are the globby tears of angels!
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Submitted by RUBY REDLIPS on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 4:16pm.
What the fuck did that cunt fuck to end up with a kid that hideous? Or did she have second thoughts halfway through the abortion? Fuck!
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Now that is a little harsh! jussayin.
uh, PRINCE HOT GINGE.
He is hot!
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords
If these people are not the official Dlisted royal family of grace and style, than they are a close second.
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IG has deputized me to say that, under any circumstances, one should not pick on ginges. It is never justified.
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 4:24pm.
I'm not from the UK but I think it has do with ginge guys almost never being attractive. GB is loaded with them. Name one good looking Ginge guy.
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Damian Lewis from "Band of Brothers". He played Maj. Richard Winters. He;s kind of a hottie!
He's also in a tv series called "Life". But I haven't watched it yet.
Could our UK sluts explain the stigma of being a ginge? What's the deal?
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I'm not from the UK but I think it has do with ginge guys almost never being attractive. GB is loaded with them. Name one good looking Ginge guy.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 4:19pm.
Hate to be mean
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I see the palette of the rainbow.
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
Hate to be mean, but those kids with Andre are ugly.
They are in Malibu?
People, we need to get this immigration thing sorted out like right now.
What the fuck did that cunt fuck to end up with a kid that hideous? Or did she have second thoughts halfway through the abortion? Fuck!
God forgive me but the boy scares the shit out of me.
Edited to add I didnt know this whore was using drugs while she was pregnant, fucking bitch.
Submitted by FrappBloat on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:06pm.
Princess isn't blonde, she's ginger. Legend has it Jordan dyed her hair, "we love her even tho she's a ginge" where her words!
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Could our UK sluts explain the stigma of being a ginge? What's the deal?
I'm going to say something nice about Katie Price. Harvey used to be in a wheelchair, and he was grossly overweight. Now look at him. He looks healthier and he's walking.
She may have been an irresponsible twat that drank and did blow when she was preggo with Harvey, but she's clearly trying to make Harvey's life as good as it can be.
Pallets are supposed to be dirty. I mean, they live in warehouses and have boxes of stuff on them all the time.
Glad to see Harvey is finally losing the baby fat. He is growing right up!
Is Harvey autistic? Who is his father?
Chavtastic!
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:16pm
I completely second your comment. He looks really happy, and they do bring him everywhere. They do seem pretty YEESH, the two of them, but their kids aren't constantly hidden away at home with nannies. Good or bad prognosis? We'll see. But it's good to see little Harvey out & about.
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Harvey looks happy all the time. I love it. I hope he gets a lot of joy out of life.
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Here devilgirl, watch this one. Harvey puts on a little air show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oaTUUwcMjk&feature=PlayList&p=0CDDA613A4...
it's 'palate'...
Submitted by dbella on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 2:53pm.
Palate, not pallet. Unless of course you intend to clean a flat transport structure as opposed to the roof of your mouth. LOL
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Thank you, that typo was buggin me too. But then again the Andre family is barely good enough to cleanse trucking crates, much less a mouth!
LMAO in the next to last thumbnail Harvey is giving the thumbs-up sign! He knows wassup! ;)
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No wonder Harvey's happy -isn't that Gladstones? (get the steamed dungeness crab, Harv!).
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:12pm.
I am seriously gonna check it out!
Leash- I don't really know what he does, other than sing, and LCT says they had/have a show on. I know he sings. Rumored to be gay, but that's all I really know.
LCT - I don't know much about them, but for some reason, no overwhelming sensation of hate and rage wells up in my chest like it does with most of the folks on this site, so they might just be alright!
When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."
As I scroll through these thumbnails I see that the kids are just as grimey as any average ordinary little kid's, so I can take some pleasure in that. I used to get so embarrassed by my own kids' filthiness when they were little, feeling like we were the Ultimate Trashers.
HHAARRVVEEYY!!! I love one and only one thing about that skank Jordan and that is that she includes Harvey in things and brings him out with them all the time. Some people would hide their special needs kids at home, almost ashamed to be their parents, but Jordan doesn't do that, so she's OK with me for that only.
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Well I've already got my bags packed and my first class ticket to Hell so I'm just gonna say it..everyone in this pic is fugly. Just being honest.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:10pm.
They had a show Carrot? Tell me more. I only know her as a Playboy model and him as a singer. I am curious!
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Yeah they had/have(?) a reality show and it's fucking awesome. They're all on youtube if you search "Katie and Peter". He's a big marshmallow and she's totally crude but funny. Good fun.
@Devil: I thought her hubby was a footballer? What exactly IS they're claim to fame --before the reality show, that is?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:07pm.
They had a show Carrot? Tell me more. I only know her as a Playboy model and him as a singer. I am curious!
Harvey does look like a happy child. The parents can't be all bad. Tacky, slutty, gay, yes, but I think they love their kids?!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:04pm.
Hate you? Nevah!
My question is, why does she not even remotely look like she did when she was Jordn on Playboy a few years ago?
WTF did this woman do to herself?
I love her sweatpants by the way. *hides*
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She had bebes and probably realized whipping her tits out and flashing her danger zone was probably not the cool thing to do as a mama. Or maybe she just doesn't give a shit anymore. Either way, high five. This is going to sound so lame but it was sitting on my ass watching episode after episode of their show that pulled me out of my last post-breakup funk. They're so fecking awesome.
Princess isn't blonde, she's ginger. Legend has it Jordan dyed her hair, "we love her even tho she's a ginge" where her words! Looks like Princess's roots are starting to come through - you can see the ginger all around her head at the base. I think that's why Junior has blonde on his hair too - he wanted some dye when she was doing the babies hair.
*raises eyes* tis true
Aww, man, how can anyone bash the kids? Jus' sayin'... Mum & dad on the other hand...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:01pm.
Hate you? Nevah!
My question is, why does she not even remotely look like she did when she was Jordn on Playboy a few years ago?
WTF did this woman do to herself?
I love her sweatpants by the way. *hides*
at least Harvey seems to be happy seeing the sights...bless his little heart, he has to look that terrible skank of a mama...i hope he doesn't realize how shameful she looks...i can see her brazaar...that's not sexy, it's trashy
Why does Jordan insist on looking like she just climbed drunk out of a 99 cent bin at RAVE? She has the money to look decent. I mean, presentable at least.
The one thing I like about that little girl, something about the hair and the eyes, is if you put her in era-appropriate clothing she would look perfectly in place in a Victorian photo.
This whore needs to STOP PROCREATING. She is CLEARLY not very good at it. Look trash, the world doesn't need any more ugly retards. We've already got Paris!
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 2:59pm.
No LCT, not a good one. I am wanting to buy a Peter Andre cd!!!!!!!!!!!!
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K, I may be biased because I think this whole family is way too kick ass for their own good, but he has some good stuff. Please don't hate me.
Awwwww..... Harvey looks SO happy! Yay!
<3 HARVEY <3
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Those are some oogly kids.
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Poor Harv; he didn't ask to be born to that ho. And Princess Tiramasu is NOT cute.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 2:55pm.
I think that little girl put a hex on me! I'm skeered!
*runs to priest for exorcism*
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What kind of hex? It might be a good one.
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No LCT, not a good one. I am wanting to buy a Peter Andre cd!!!!!!!!!!!!
God, those are some fugly kids. (NOT talking about Harvey here.)
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords
no comment :/
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Colt 45 and 2 zigzags, baby that's all we need.
I love Harvey, he has a gorgeous sunshine smile!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 2:55pm.
I think that little girl put a hex on me! I'm skeered!
*runs to priest for exorcism*
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What kind of hex? It might be a good one.
I think that little girl put a hex on me! I'm skeered!
*runs to priest for exorcism*
K, is Harvey taking bodybuilding classes or something. Fuck, look at him. I'm askeered of running into him in a dark alley.