Something To Cleanse The Pallet With
After stinging your precious eyes with the pair of cokey snails in the post below, I thought I'd give you a pallet cleanser: HARVEY! Harvey truly is the sunshine. He's like a Care Bear! One picture of Harvey is the equivalent of 12 hours of watching the Shiba Inu 6 (never forget). Harvey's smile is so bright and shiny that he made Katie Price's shirt see-through! And Junior Andre didn't have highlights before, but when Harvey got all smiley, his hair was suddenly covered in bits of sunshine!
Here's Katie Price wearing a Rock of Love Bang Bus-approved outfit while out with Care Harvey, Princess Tiamamamaiamaimai, Big Gay Peter Andre and Junior in Malibu yesterday. Oh and those aren't stains on Harvey's clothes! The heavens cried when they saw him, so those are the globby tears of angels!
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princess tamale is as fug as ever...LORD.
suri is a cute kid (for a robot)
all the joilie-pitt kids are cute (parental weirdness aside)
adams sandlers daughter ... **shudder**
of course, all imo, =P
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 02/17/2009 - 10:28am.
All right, since some of you mentioned ugly kids (which, are not any of these...)
...does anyone else think that Violet Affleck is kinda goofy looking?
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YES! So is Adam Sandler's daughter (I think she's about Violet's age) -- she looks JUST like him -- NOT a good look for a little girl. Of curse (typo, but I'm keeping it) the Willis girls... Harlow Madden... Jessica Alba's daughter, Honor... Probably more I can't think of. With the exception of the Willis girls, they're all so young; hopefully they will outgrow their goofugness.
I think Suri Cruise is cute. Same with all three of the Price/Andre spawn above.
IMO (and of course this is all IMO), the cutest celebrity kids are:
- Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
- Kingston Rossdale
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All right, since some of you mentioned ugly kids (which, are not any of these...)
...does anyone else think that Violet Affleck is kinda goofy looking? I mean, she looks just like her man-mama, with the dimples and beady eyes and all. But...I'm sorry, the child is just fug. And don't even get me started on all the shit wrong with Suri. If that kid wasn't created in a lab in a compound, I'll eat David Caruso's gingy dick (and believe me, that's the last fucking thing I want to do any day, any year).
Thoughts?
I'm sure others have mentioned it, Michael, but seriously-- it's PALATE. A Pallet is something you sleep on on the floor. Fix your shit up.
Now that I've put my grammar whip away...I LOOOOOOVE Harvey! I'm even enjoying Katie and Peter Gayboy and their whole fam. It's obvious that Harvey brightens anything around him, so even Katie looks better.
Harvey, you rock hard!!
harvey looks super happy and that makes me happy...go harvey!
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
it just makes me so happy to see Harvey look more like a little boy and more his age. for a while there, he was like 4 and looked about 8 years old! he looks good now!!!!! he's really lost a lot of weight and grown a few inches.
i love Harvey.
anyone who talks about how he looks is a fucking moron. and it's just plain unncessarily mean. he's got health issues and shit. it's not like he's some random fug kid, he has health problems that cause him growth, hormone and other problems.
i'm all about talking shit about Peter Andre & Jordan/Katie Price. but their kids? that's just fucking fucked.
Harvey rules. Harvey is adorable and his little smile makes my heart swell with happiness. i never get tired of sweet Harvey's face. :)
I think the retarded person here was the one wasting the time to take Jordan's pictures.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
glad to see harvey smile
why does the other boy have highlights?
Submitted by RUBY REDLIPS on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 4:16pm.
What the fuck did that cunt fuck to end up with a kid that hideous? Or did she have second thoughts halfway through the abortion? Fuck!
Submitted by Alex222 on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:03pm.
Harvey the fat retard peed his pants!!
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not okay...harvey is loved here!
Harvey helped MK spell pallet.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
*screams as loudly as possible!*
HAAAAAAAARVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!
i really can't explain why i love his little chubby face so much. i just do. i really love him, i'm not joking or making fun of him.
she's got the very worst possible fashion taste but i love her. she's ridiculous, fucking tangerine orange and she does anything for money.
but i love them. i do. i love Harvey so much that my heart gets all warm and fuzzy. i forget how shitty work is, life is, the economy is and my eyes well up with JOY.
god, that's so fucking goober. but i don't care. i say it every time MK posts a Harvey picture.
and i love that he's grown taller, lost some of his weight and he's walking. that's what makes me so happy. he's just a sweet little boy. i love him.
yay Harvey!!!
Harvey the fat retard peed his pants!!!
looks like a happy family, good luck!
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I love his family and she actually seems to like her kids.
xoxoxoxox
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Submitted by Datura on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 8:57pm.
All three of my sisters are gingers. I've got dark brown hair, and I was so jealous of them growing up. Naturally red hair is lovely
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Thanks! The ginger subject always stirs a good debate here; lots of ginges on Dlisted!(HOLLA) I always find dark brown hair and pale skin a lovely combo as well for women. If you have 3 ginger sisters, I'm betting that's you, no?
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 7:27pm.
Ahmm! I am a natural ginge (American with Scottish/Irish roots) and people either love, love, love that look or hate it. There is normally no in-between. You're either attracted to that look or you are not. And I must say that I travel all over the world on a normal basis and people usually love it and think it's quite exotic.(green eyes along with it) I myself am not attracted to blonde men so I can accept people who just don't find it sexy. C'est la vie.
Also, for those who say there are no fine ginge men- check out the hotness which is Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age. Fucking yummy!
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All three of my sisters are gingers. I've got dark brown hair, and I was so jealous of them growing up. Naturally red hair is lovely.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Harvey is the best thing about Jordan.
He almost makes her look normal.
And he's only five years old! (Or something)
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 7:50pm.
You make a valid point Jiggy! I loves Harvey!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 5:31pm.
Harvey is blind?
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To be so happy he would almost have to be, wouldn't he? Bless him.
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At least I look like I can breathe oxygen without the help of a tank.--MK
They ARE the official Dlisted First family, I'm sorry... The elegant pink-glitter leopard-print sneakers that the future prostitot Princess is wearing and those frosted tips on AJ!? Lawd MK, you just got a family!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 5:34pm.
No hot ginge's??? ...Darren McGavin
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@ Clarisse--
Darren McGavin??? WTH?? From the old 70's series called "The Night Stalker?"
Flashback to the Christopher Walken sex fantasy thread of yore.
Darren McGavin?? Really??
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At least I look like I can breathe oxygen without the help of a tank.--MK
I know it's palate but it would be fun to beat Jordan about the face and bust with a splintery wooden pallet. Very cleansing.
Ahmm! I am a natural ginge (American with Scottish/Irish roots) and people either love, love, love that look or hate it. There is normally no in-between. You're either attracted to that look or you are not. And I must say that I travel all over the world on a normal basis and people usually love it and think it's quite exotic.(green eyes along with it) I myself am not attracted to blonde men so I can accept people who just don't find it sexy. C'est la vie.
Also, for those who say there are no fine ginge men- check out the hotness which is Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age. Fucking yummy!
Paris is for stoners.
How in the HELL do you pronounce that little girl's name? OMG!
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
I was born and raised in Scotland, and personally I find a ginge guy to be equal to every other guy. If he's nice, he's nice and if he's a dickhead, he's a dickhead. The color of his hair has very little to do with it. I would also like to note that here in America, a lot of women spend a lot of money to look like that.
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Scottish here too. I know some fierce gingers. Some people consider it a disability. I have no problem with it, except on guys. For some reason, I can't handle it.
Harvey looking so happy makes me smile too. I'll always wish him nothing but happiness.
Submitted by Pai-Jzu on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 5:20pm.
As for this anti-ginge thing; I'm a Scot
Could it be the fact the Anglo-Saxon majority was biased against Celts?
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
I know she did druggery when she was pregnant with Harvey; but ... I've never seen her be anything but loving towards him. There has never been anything reported that her drug usage caused Harvey's genetic disorders...that was her and Dwight being a bad mix. It's all been speculation. How many stupid women still drink when they are pregnant, even after commenting on Katie???
Harvey rules the free world. Everyone knows that!
No hot ginge's??? Are you all mad???
Greer Garson, Eric Stoltz, Ewan McGregor, Darren McGavin, Maureen O'Hara, Danny Bona………gotcha!
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Harvey is blind?
I'm a Hot Ginge!!
-i know, doesn't really apply to girls (right?)-
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I don't care for Jordan or Peter as individuals, but I like them as a family, if that makes any sense.
I think Axl Rose is hot ginge. {hides}
I don't know why but its def a stigma to be ginger in the uk. You just don't want to be ginger. It's seen as an embarrasement. There was a programme once where a ginger guy attempted to change this viewpoint, he went into it in great detail with scientists, psychologists etc. He couldn't get a date for love nor money & decided to do something about the stigma. Unfortunately it was determined that ginger men are seen, on a deep down level (so said the experts lol) as weaker etc and avoided by women. Something to do with being so pale and usually very pale blue eyes can't be in the sun much etc etc. That's what the show said anyway, and he didn't manage to change anyones mind :( I don't mind redheads myself. Although I wouldn't date one or have a friend that was ginger haha
It's weird seeing them in the US, because they're so incredibly exposed (no pun intended) over here in the UK. She started out as a "glamour model" (tits out in the daily "newspapers", I kid you not), and general party girl, and then when she had Harvey and it turned out he was disabled she started to kind of rehabilitate her image a bit. She met Peter on this reality TV show and basically they've lived out about 90% of their lives since on the weekly gossip rags, their TV shows, and in the papers. Harvey's father is a footballer called Dwight Yorke who has, as far as I know, never had much to do with him, and the other two are Peter's. (It's just so unfortunate that Princess looks just like him...)
She actually has a decent rep in the UK in some ways; I mean, she's everywhere you go and a lot of people think she's a talentless trollop, but then again, she's turned a career in taking her clothes off into a million-pound empire and is giving her kids a lifestyle she could never have managed otherwise. She obviously has people who help with the kids but her family are pretty close to her and as other people have said, she doesn't hide Harvey away, and talks openly (admittedly, for cash) about the difficulties she's had raising him. I think he has a genetic disorder which means he's partially blind, some sort of hormone problem which affects his weight and growth, and he's on the autistic spectrum too. I don't think this was caused by her taking drugs when she was pregnant - she definitely denies it, although there were pictures in the papers at the time of her coming out of clubs with a micro-mini and a huge bump, which didn't help her case much.
As for this anti-ginge thing; I'm a Scot, and we have a lot of redheads up here. It does depend on the red; I have some girlfriends with gorgeous copper-red hair and green or blue eyes, which is the Celtic roots coming out. On the other hand, I also have a couple of friends with sandier red hair and white eyebrows and eyelashes, and that does take a bit of getting used to! Don't think dyeing your toddler's hair is the way to encourage acceptance and positive self-esteem, however. But then look at Jordan/Katie Price; if her wee ones actually looked like her no one would even know!
This is the biggest difficulty I have with her, actually; just when I think she's really probably quite decent, she goes and does something utterly dumb like that. And her dress sense is always appalling. And she's always orange.
"I've got one word to say to you, Kim ..."
Harvey's so cute and happy. Must be a perfect world when that's your mom and you're blind so you don't have to look at it.
Yeah, Harvey. Keep smilin', kid.
GodDAMN that is an ugly baby.
also, it's PALATE.
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Harvey's one knitting needle to the left of being in a trash can.
*giggle*snort!*
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One-to-three hours later, I bet they were sorry they ate at Gladstone's.
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 5:03pm.
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In that case: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*cough*
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
@ISMU:
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 4:57pm.
Dude. That's HARVEY! We slow down for him a little.
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Did you mean for that to be funny? I laughed and now I feel bad.
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No worries. It was supposed to be a little funny:)
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Princess Tiammmi could really pass as Harry Potter spawn. Especially from the 8th thumbnail.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:27pm.
Here devilgirl, watch this one. Harvey puts on a little air show.
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LCT- you have turned me into a fan. I have been watching a few of their things on utube. It's hard to hate on them.
Harvey is a funny kid! Good for him.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 4:57pm.
Dude. That's HARVEY! We slow down for him a little.
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Did you mean for that to be funny? I laughed and now I feel bad.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Bummer, I was hoping a Harvey lover would really spank that lippy person.
hot ginge? David Caruso used to be hot, before CSI: Miami... I'm talking old school NYPD Blue and fucking First Blood...
Submitted by RUBY REDLIPS on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 4:16pm.
What the fuck did that cunt fuck to end up with a kid that hideous? Or did she have second thoughts halfway through the abortion? Fuck!
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Dude. That's HARVEY! We slow down for him a little.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock