Charlie's Zombies
I have been feeling like the bottom of a cat litter box today, but now I feel like a fresh Mother's cookie after seeing this picture. At least I look like I can breathe oxygen without the help of a tank.
Fuck damn these bitches look beat. And the ho on the left isn't SamRo after hitting puberty. It's designer Matthew Williamson at the opening of his new store in NYC.
They should hang this picture up in schools to promote staying off the bad shit and eating vegetables instead.
I don't know who looks more haggard: HoHan or Chupa Zoe? I mean, HoHan looks like she crawled out of an OxyContin bottle. And Chupa looks like she can't chew solid foods. If you sprinkled salt over them, they'd shrivel down even more. Somebody needs to hook them up to an Ensure drip.
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hahahahahaha she left the sensor tag on this dress. cheap as fuck!
She is hot and sexy. She posted a profile on "herpesloving com" to see the living of POZ people. Her profile with her hot pictures and blog there. Quite a few people know her real name
i hate rachel zoe
i hate her! i hate her!
her face looks like it's melting. her cheeks look like these droopy cooch lips i unfortunately had to see once when i was working as a waxer. I quit cos of that shit. now i still have to see her stupid face and be reminded.
GAH!
what's the use of getting so skinny if they have to hide it by wearing very loose and hedious clothes. Don't get so skinny that you have to hide your bony fiqure, they both look horrible don't they look in mirror before leaving home.
lindsay is so washed up, she'd show up to an opening of an envelope. get a job bitch. and rachel zoe looks like she's gonna drop dead any second!
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Lindsay does have a great pair of tits.
Why would she bind them up like that? They look strangled.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
It's like looking at three Nancy Reagan heads, and bodies.
OMG!!! Layoff the drugs people!!!!!! Esp Lilo, that head is getting bigger and bigger, eat a fucking In and Out burger!!!
Those are 3 nasty looking pieces of shit.
Damn I'm getting mean lately...but at least Hohan and Zoe deserve it. Never heard of the other guy
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
so much coked out fug that i can't figure out where to train my eyes on this picture...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:37pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 9:32pm.
I have a two year old jar of Miracle Whip in the back of my fridge that looks fresher than those skanks.
And I'm sure it smells fresher too! Haha.
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It's had more dicks in it lately than Lindsay though. My bad.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Lindsay's body looks like it belongs on a 45 year old woman. Yeesh!
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 9:32pm.
I have a two year old jar of Miracle Whip in the back of my fridge that looks fresher than those skanks.
And I'm sure it smells fresher too! Haha.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Her dress is so lovely! Where to buy it?
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All 3 look like shit
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I have a two year old jar of Miracle Whip in the back of my fridge that looks fresher than those skanks.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Oh, how tiresome.
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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
--Peter Gabriel
I've seen this before. Terminal cancer. All three of them. See ya soon.
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That dress so doesn't fit Hohan (the coral one). Why can't these retards wear something that fits? I mean, it looks like she's trying to squeeze her implants into a dress that fits her skeletal frame otherwise. Doesn't work.
And anyway - can't these celebrities afford to have shit tailored?
Sorry - I'm a seamstress so I hate to see this type of crap.
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Guess what? I like pancakes!
ew. ew. eww.
God meth America
POSERSSSSSSSSSSS! comes to mind!
rachel zoe looks like my dad's ex-girlfriend. they've both got the chipmunk look.
I think the Chupa actually looks better than usual.
Lindsay. :( Eat some chicken noodle soup and vanilla pudding and sleep for a couple days. Poor thing. For some reason I still like her and want her to get better.
thanks Hekki!
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords
Submitted by Stoney: "OMG go to radaronline and see the dude who tried to sell Michael Phelps bong picture! He looks JUST LIKE STAINS! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He totally does. When I found the photo, I cracked up. Stoney, you are one of the few people I trust when it comes to checking out links and stuff from other sites. You and PSL. Always good.
Tired. Next!
dirtstar - I love Lilo's 2nd dress too. That coral abomination should be burnt, but I like the sparkly one
When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."
Sorry Mrs. Zoe, no matter how much weight you lose, your face will always have that chipmunk cheek bloat.
xoxoxox
EvilShoe
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Dick happens! - MK
It must sux to be washed up at 21 yr like Blohan.
Let the countdown to Hustler begin...3,2,1
Is this "Faces of Meth - Celebrity Edition"?
Lilo looks beat as hell, but I love the dress. The short spangly one. Chupa's dress too, actually. Too bad they look deader than the mannequins they're standing in front of...
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Can you imagine the elbow wars with that lot if you shared a back seat or the same row in a airplane or theatre?
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Fortheloveofgod Lindsay, do you even know where you are? Eat something besides poon and cut back to 2 8-balls a day. Christ.
Chupazoe looks like Gollum in drag.
Those eyes are scary.
And she can't be serious when she claims to be in her 30's...bitch, please!
Sluts just heal quicker - Sophia Petrillo
wow, they look like they would give each other mutual finger-in-the-throat-to-throw-up sessions.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
LMAO! This picture just SCREAMS at me:
WE are the SKINNIEST people in the WORLD!
BEHOLD!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
I really she'd just OD and be done with it.
They look like my local neighbourhood druggies in fancy gowns. I'd be ashamed to go out in public looking that beat.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Zoe looks like a prune.
They both look like hell. But I have to admit that Chupa looks slightly worse than Hohan. But that's not saying much.
I don't know what the problem is with chicks in Hollyweird these days. Anexoria? Cocaine addiction? Consuming nothing but coffee & cigarettes? Whatever it is, they need to FIX IT. These are not the kind of role models we want our little girls to be looking up to.
Submitted by HollyG on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:05pm.
UGH. What's that three-headed dog in Greek mythology that guards the underworld?? That's what this reminds me of.
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Cerberus!! Hahahaha. So true!
OMG go to radaronline and see the dude who tried to sell Michael Phelps bong picture! He looks JUST LIKE STAINS! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
How that camera didn't melt in an attempt to self-destruct rather than be pointed at that mess is beyond me.
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meth is a hell-luv-a drug. That is all.
Anyone who claims Sienna Miller is his muse is gonna look beat down.
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"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!"
This is so many ways of wrong. They look dead.
Submitted by Catricia on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:01pm.
I swear to god I thought the other two in the picture were wax statues, no joke.
I was going to type these exact same words (except for me all three of them look made of wax)
UGH. What's that three-headed dog in Greek mythology that guards the underworld?? That's what this reminds me of.
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
I swear to god I thought the other two in the picture were wax statues, no joke.
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