Monday, February 16th 2009
Keep Courtney Love Away From This Bitch
Because she'll do it again!
Jared Leto strolled into the Calvin Klein show in NYC looking like a glass of Cobain with a splash of Brad Pitt circa Legend of the Fall and a sprinkle of JT Leroy. Bitch needs to stop fighting the hot and wash away the peroxide to uncover the Jordan Catalano beneath all that shit. The Jordan Catalano we all tickled our nipples to.
And you know Kanye West really thought he was posing with Kurt Cobain. Kanye is so GREAT that Kurt Cobain will rise from the dead just to pose with the voice of this generation. We won't burst his ego bubble. We'll let Kanye be great!
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"Keep Courtney Love Away From This Bitch......
Because she'll do it again!" fits like the glove la Holmes uses while digging in tommygirlas ass; i file this under "most accurate topics"
btw, jared leto has to stop the whole "being a gorgeous piece of meat is a fucking curse" act, cuz' both heaven and hell know it isn't true, he has to let all that beauty flow, who fucking cares about credibility with a face and body like that!? only REALLY ugly insecure stupid ignorant who love acting like they're "smart" AND CAN'T GET LAID attack capable, talented people just because they're also beautiful.
fuck all this hypocrisy shit thrown by some in the media, questioning his acting abilities or music-wise, please, women, men and children want a piece of that..we all wish we could have the full package, so start reading, talking and eating healthy, drop the fucking mcdonalds before u go bitching about someone else, only because u're jealous.
i want a piece of jared, fuckity-fuck i wanna look like him and i'm a girl. that being said: i soooooooooooo want to hit it.:)
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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help people communicate with one another, tried to find some decency in his own life, tried to extend himself as a
LOL at first I thought it was Keith Urban bleaching his hair..
But Jared looks cool this way IMO
what a zexy douche
He is always so cool
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I always liked Leto...I think he is hot and a great actor
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Once again, Kanye looks like a miserable motherfucker.
Being great really wears a bitch down.
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Guess what? I like pancakes!
Damn, Jared - you used to be hot. :(
Why do people wanna fuck up the hot?!
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
YUCK! blondes do nothing for me EVER!
What the Fuck is it with peeps trying to look like Kurt Cobain? First Ryan Adams, and now this heroin junkie bitch?!? Is sporting the Cobain look the new thing for '09? I would've thought we wouldn't have seen that shit until 2011 or 2012...
I'd stuff a sock in its mouth and hit it
(Jared, not Kanye)
THIS is jared leto? He looks so....awfully bad. He was so beautiful and it is not like he is 50 and it is understandable he looks like this.
He looks like a sack of shit stuffed in a bad suit.
-----------------"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 3:46pm.
I never really knew what Kanye looked like. Not a handsome man. Now I know where that fake ego comes from. His face is the shape of a spaghetti squash.
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And his eyeballs were made of meatballs!
Of meatballs! Of meatballs!
And he played upon a ladle
And his name was Kanye West!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Jared could do me. Damn!!!
Kurt was gay?!?! Mind you, being in close proximity to Court would do that to any guy...
I never really knew what Kanye looked like. Not a handsome man. Now I know where that fake ego comes from. His face is the shape of a spaghetti squash. That big Flinstone jaw. I worked with a girl who had that same shaped face once. She was really insecure about her looks and acted like she was 'all that' so nobody would notice she wasn't really attractive.
Jared Leto looks like that pregnant transsexual on the L-Word on Showtime.
Damn Catalano...DAMN. All I did was laugh when I fisrt saw this picture. Not sure about the blonde but he does indeed look FINE. Mmmmm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 2:16pm.
Oh, honey. That is so very unimportant. Where he's going, he doesn't need good hair.
ive seen english bulldogs with less of an underbite! how the fuck does he eat? NM i hope the prick starves to death...i do bet its quite a show when he has steak tho
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Colt 45 and 2 zigzags, baby that's all we need.
Submitted by Diego on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 1:49pm.
There is no limit to the things I would do to this bitch.
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Do his hair first.
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At least I look like I can breathe oxygen without the help of a tank.--MK
Jerod Leto = is he dating a bottle of Clorox Bleach?
There is no limit to the things I would do to this bitch.
he looks like River Phoenix. sooooooo hot.
jared looks soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot and sexy with blond hair , wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww keep that hair jared.
Hot.
I need to go change my panties now.
jared looks soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot and sexy with blond hair , wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
so, did he dye his beard?
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:36pm.
I know I've told this story before, but I have a star-fucker friend who hooked-up with Jared. She was woefully disappointed
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I love star f*ckers who can't keep they mouth holes shut.
back in the day one of my gal pals tole me a member of the so-called Brat Pack was hung like a baby carrot.
Unfortch.
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Exhaustion is the new black.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 1:02pm.
Moved to Open Thread:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
This Leto bitch will never be as cool as Kurt. He should just retire and do what he does best, being a douche. I am a very big fan of Nirvana (love Hole too) and as such, I have to say I do believe he killed himself. He was a tormented soul cos he couldn't deal with the fact that he was ze ghey in a grunge world. Besides, Courtney is not smart enough (or sober enough for that matter) to cover that shit up and stay out of jail for so long. I do believe however, that she hid something. Methinks she discovered the body and didn't want to ruin her trip so she just went along and dealt with it when she came back. Or perhaps it was some freak accident and she covered it because she was askeered she got blamed. I bet the truth is more amazing than any hypothesis we can come up. Don't get me wrong that crazy bitch is capable of anything but she is not that bright. On the other hand I think that sometimes fans want to blame someone, anyone about Kurt's death because murder they can deal with, suicide is the coward's way and harder to accept by some.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Why do I get all sticky in the nono for this guy, love it, he is a hot blonde hustler from a Gus Van Sant movie.
'Meth' is a terrible addiction. What can I say?
'Lois' on 'Family Guy'
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:08pm.
There's just something about a dude using a flatiron that turns me off, though...
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Guve us some more specifics. There are lots of ways to use a flatiron.
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Exhaustion is the new black.
Don't disrespect Kurt Cobain. Anyone else is game; but leave Kurt alone.
*C'est bonnet blanc et blanc bonnet.*
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:33pm.
angel & other DListed hookahs--
usually I am up to speed on the DL insults, BUT I am not understanding angel's new avie.
Did you misspell "Cunt MANGE"?
Please explain so I can laugh like everyone else.
Love,
clueless jig
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Exhaustion is the new black.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:20pm.
DeeDee, how do you huff paint with socks? I am unfamiliar with paint huffing, not that you are or anything, but tell me about the socks!
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it's paint sniffing to get high
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:36pm.
I know I've told this story before, but I have a star-fucker friend who hooked-up with Jared. She was woefully disappointed on a number of levels.
Why? He played his music during the act? He couldn't complete a normal-length single?
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
maybe it's just me, but purposely dressing like kurt cobain seems grotesque, beyond your average douchery
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not a good color for Leto,,,back to brown before Court does him in...
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:36pm.
Is that really hard to predict though, Mike?
Ahhaha JT Leroy!
Cobain was hot, but there is NOTHING hot about this guy simply because the skeeve factor is through the roof.
Submitted by korupsi on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:59am.
Submitted by korupsi on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:55am.
of course he'll never be like Kurt Cobain. 30 Seconds To Mars is a walking, talking, breathing joke.
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Good videos though. If you watch them with the sound off and add your own soundtrack...
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i've only seen one video-The Kill, and it totally turns me off. what kind of soundtrack do you have in mind? let's say if i switched the music to one of The Strokes', i don't think it'll do the trick because i'd rather watch the drool worthy Strokes-men.
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I see what you mean, I'd rather watch the Strokes too.
I haven't tried , but I'm thinking maybe "You're so vain" by Carly Simon could be a good match? And I can't stand Katy Perry or her songs, but "You're so gay" would be the obvious choice I guess. Could be funny.
I know I've told this story before, but I have a star-fucker friend who hooked-up with Jared. She was woefully disappointed on a number of levels.
It's like I'm walking on sunshine!!
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:31pm.
I love the way MK implies Court's involvement in Kurt Cobain's death.
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And WHY wouldn't he?!?
That crazy bitch had our beautiful truthy Cobain killed, I tellya! That's why she can't keep it straight, can't work, can't make sense...There is NO way Karma was gonna let her enjoy that shit. Karma said: "Ok - you wanna play it that way? Ok, fine. YOU get to live. A long time, dude. Have fun:)"
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
LMAO Mr. Mercury! Krylon is the Cristal of spray paint. Kanye prolly has a collection of hufffing bags with LV prints.
DG-I've never huffed paint. I have a delinquent cousin who would spray the paint into a sock and breathe it in until high times. Talk about killing brain cells.
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Let's just fucking have fun. Bye!
"see see, I AM a rock star 'cause I dress just like one. SEE! Look at me being rock star!"
Pussy.
I love the way MK implies Court's involvement in Kurt Cobain's death. To those of you who are intrigued by that possibility, please see the documentary Kurt and Courtney by Nick Broomfield. The bitch probably had her husband murdered (as he wanted to divorce her crazy ass).
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 12:14pm.
Holy shit, Kanye is TINY! Jared Leto is only 5'7"... I always imagined Kanye being like 6'2". This explains so much... He acts like a total shithead asshole because he has Short Man's Syndrome!!!
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*ding ding*
We have a winner!
Definitely a short arse with the attitude to match.
No comment about Jared though, oy.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
why the hell is Kanye West still around? This MF is huge obnoxious.
Finding out Kanye is midget-sized, is like finding the missing piece of blue sky in a puzzle...we all know that midgets like colorful outfits, just watch the first 15 minutes of the Wizard of Oz...i think Kanye deserves the rainbow back from the homosexuals like he requested...yeah, i said it...give rainbow brite his colors back