Just Call Him Cujo
Every time I watch the marshmallow queen known as Cojo on ET or The Insider, my peen gets a little smaller. When his mug comes on the screen I have to run to the bathroom and cover my peen hole. If I watch an entire segment with him, I'll only be left with a clit. And not a Chyna-sized clit either! So, my peen welcomes the rumor that the sugarplump fairy might soon fly away from CBS.
Page Six says that the producers of ET and The Insider are looking to replace him with the head stylist of the show, because Cujo has become a real bitch who refuses to promote the shows. The source said, "His Q ratings have plummeted, and he's on so rarely now that if you break down what he gets paid per appearance, it's astronomical and not worth it." You mean, they don't pay him that queen in acorns, peroxide and glazed anal beads (his donut hole likes it extra sugary)?
A spokesbitch for ET and The Insider says Page Six's source is lie-telling on the major.
You know, Culo doesn't need that mess anyway! There's bigger things in his future! Now he can spend all his time to working on his Reno, NV dinner theater spectacle called Chastity Belt: The Chastity Bono Story.
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eat me
oh my god,
all yo sad sad people whining about how he has this disease and that issue.
HE IS STILL AN ASSHOLE WHO MAKES HIS MONEY MAKING FUN ON OTHER PEOPLE. WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOU ALL THAT STUPID????? APPARENTLY!!!!!!! WHY DONT YOU ALL DATE CHRIS BROWN, HE IS A NICE GUY.
DOES THIS DOUCHEBAG DO ANYTHING FOR KIDNEY RESEARCH? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THIS HAG DID ANYTHING FOR A CAUSE OTHER THAN HIMSELF? HAS HE BROUGHT THE PLIGHT OF THE KIDNEY TO THE AMERICAN FOREFRONT? NO! DO YOU SEE HIM DOING PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS ABOUT KIDNEY HEALTH? SO FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU WHINY FUCKS. YOU MAKE ME SICK. GO SUCK HIS KIDNEY IF YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH. OR BETTER YET, DONATE YOURS AND THEN DIE
this fat fuck just needs to die.
when one receives a kidney because you are dying, and your mom gives you one, you would think you would be GRATEFUL to be alive. NOOOOOOOO
this ugly hemorrhoid face became even more cunty.
why dont you and gary coleman just share a kidney on some island and rot in kidney hell.
be grateful you are alive you fuck.
His obvious lack of class and trashy background is just so apparent. You'd be surprised to find out his parents were well-off or a great grandparent invented something. He's just like that Kendra from 'Girls Next Door'. Poor, unadulterated (add label here)trash.
parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 10:57am.
his medications and his illness is what caused his face to change so much. I don't feel it is fair to make fun of his looks.
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agreed, but he's still a very obnoxious person
So ugly
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I love Cojo and don't want to hear anyone hating on him!
As for you idiots who ragged on his appearance, checkout a few of his medical facts before you talk about his looks!
Can't stand him...good riddance.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The man has had two kidney transplant surgeries since 2005, and is constantly pumping anti-rejection drugs through his system. These drugs likely include steroids such as prednisone, which are distinctive in that they suppress the immune system, but are typical in that they cause surges in weight, appetite, and mood swings. They can also cause insomnia, anxiety, hot flashes, and full-on bouts of rage. It may be true that Cojo should no longer work in his current capacity if, indeed, he cannot control his behavior/health. However, putting him down for his looks when they are due to disfiguring medical side effects is just wrong.
I hope he gets axed, he's so F***ING annoying. He basically has nothing to say, is not the least bit funny or witty is an eye sore and is so stereotypically flaming that he single-handedly sets the gay community back 50 years. He should be greatfull he's been able to milk what little fame he's gotten and stop acting like a dumb c*nt.
i'd rather watch Cojo than that annoying Juliana DiPandi or whatever her name is. or that Lara Spencer.
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i dunno, it sells itself
What a douche! Why is it that stylists look like they need a stylist?
Okay did someone say jokes about Cujo's face are out of bounds?
Homeboy is a professional disser so let the disses begin!
Cujo's face is so fat, it could sing we are the world by itself.
Cujo's face is so fat, it's blood type is ragu...
and on and on... Eff Cujo and his illness (that he got at the glory hole by the way!). If you're going to be the guy that disses all the girls with health problems (think of all the anorexic girls and boys he calls it) then prepare to be dissed yourself.
Sorry folks, but Cujo lacks a 'heart'...
As far as him being a queen, that is defendable. Frankly, the world would be no where without the queens of our times. Queens tell a bitch like it is - nothing more or less!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 02/16/2009 -
she turned into a RAGING BITCH BAG.
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Bwahahaha!!! ROTFL.
*picks up valise*
*boards express train to hell*
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Exhaustion is the new black.
Where's the Fug Mug Patrol when we need them? This dude is both annoying AND frightening all rolled up into one. Yech.
I am not giving him a pass just because he's been sick, med side effect aside, it does not equate to becoming a raging cunt.
My Aunt survived Breast Cancer and while that is awesome and all, she turned into a RAGING BITCH BAG.
She expects you to bow and lick her ass and do EVERYTHING for her.
She used to be one of my favorites now no one likes being around her and she is not sick anymore and made a full recovery.
Sorry, no passes for bad behavior.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I LOVE CUJO!
I think he's fabulous!
"What the fuck is juice?! I want some grape DRINK baby!" - Dave Chappelle
I don't care what he looks like but I can't fucking stand him and the other queens that are on those fucking shows. If I were a gay man, I'd be so fucking embarrassed that these divas were tainting the public's view of what a gay man is.
I'm not hating on him. he's been ill.
That said, he does bear a striking resemblance to Chastity Bono.
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Exhaustion is the new black.
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:35am.
Thanks. I read further down the thread.
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:33am.
He's had two kidney transplants I think (the first one failed). He has to be on steroids so his body won't reject the new kidney.
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 11:29am.
He's on Prednisone
I think he's had surgery, too, right?
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Let's just fuckin' have sex and drugs. Bye!
He was a cunt before the medication, so I'm not buying that excuse.
He got too big for his britches.
He's on Prednisone, the drugs from hell. Apart from changing your apparance, it usually causes depression, aggressiveness and just general bitchyness. The man might be a total cunt, but he still has my sympathy.
Ahoy Matey! (Soup reference)
I am sorry about his medical problems, but he is annoying to watch.
Can you imagine if he gets dropped by ET and TV Guide Channel hires him to do red carpet with Lisa Rinna? Having dry heaves just thinking about it.
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He is cool. He's picking up hot women online, seems "millionaire friends .c om". Is he dating some one there?! OMG. Many celebs, beauty queens and wealthy singles are there!
fair enough, mike.
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Ten bucks says he was hired in the first place to be their show's "outrRAgeous gay to display" and bitch has bombed. Q ratings? You're kidding.
Cujo's face wasn't very pleasing to begin with, but his face has been quite swollen and 'odd' looking for the past few years because he is on anti-rejection drugs. He has some kind of kidney disease and had to have two kidney transplants a few years ago, one right after the other, because the first one started to reject badly.
I always thought he was completely annoying, but wouldn't make fun of his appearance because it is disease-related.
@PSL:
You are so right. Making jokes about his face should be out of bounds.
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Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
I wonder why he wants to act like that. It's OK to be gay and not act like him. And Christian Soriano is like that too. Not really acting like a man or a woman. Kind of halfway between.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 10:57am.
his medications and his illness is what caused his face to change so much. I don't feel it is fair to make fun of his looks.
I would ordinarily agree with you, but doesn't he make his living by essentially making fun of the clothing/looks of others??
was this kid toucher stung by bees or something? is that why his face is so weird looking.
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uggh - Cujo looks like a used condom.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
his medications and his illness is what caused his face to change so much. I don't feel it is fair to make fun of his looks.
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@larray:
@provolone:
I thought his face looks like that because of the meds related to whatever illness he has/had.
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Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
Nice gay lion pose, rooooooarrr
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I'll double his salary if he promises never to be photographed in that abomination of an ensemble again.
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If Cujo went away, wouldn't do me any harm. I mean, how much plastic surgery does a drag queen need? Bitch needs to get some lipo on one of those chins - homeboy is starting to look like the octuplet queen of welfare. On top of that, I hear she's a mef queen and known to frequent some hollyweird bath house that have also seen the likes of Tom Cruisey, Matt 'Bottom' Damon, Casey Affleck, Eddie Murphy and others... I'm sure Cujo's face got round by worshipping glory holes.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/16/2009 - 10:39am.
I thought that was Mira Sorvino for a minute.
LOL..me too
weird.
"When the manliest looking guy in your crew is Fonzworhts Bentley (2nd from right) you have a problem"-gyeah
Lie telling on the major! bwahahahaahaha! His suit screams clown times.
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Those ho's on Home Shopping Network like to lick his Vagina.
Yea, I have seen him on there and he really really Gays it all up.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
haha @ the tag "YOUR VAGINA IS LARGE"
I thought that was Mira Sorvino for a minute.
When Stroke Face and Too much plastic surgery face collide.
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