Sunday, February 15th 2009
Bitch Got Flour Bombed In The Face
Somebody in this world hates Kellie Pickler and that someone did her make-up yesterday for some fashion show. Bitch looks like she just gave a rim job to the Pillsburgh Doughboy and really got fucking into it. Just put her face in there and motorboated his butt. Motorbutted.
The thing is. This shit could've been saved easily with a few strokes from a Sharpie. Color in those eyebrows, line those lips and bitch would've looked like a gorgeous chola I used to hang out with in high school. We called that hot bitch Casper. She had two babies by the time she was 16, so homegirl was really friendly.
Here's more of Kellie and her Wino nose with JLove in NYC yesterday.
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She should try washing her face, instead of painting and powdering it to the point where she looks like she's on display at her own funeral.
Poor thing. Not only is there WAY too much make-up and too much powder, no one even bothered to tell her.
Submitted by jaydawg on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 1:17pm.
My goodness, it was bad enough for you to think she was functionally retarded?
speaking of horrible and stupid blondes, it is time for the annual two week long celebration on Paris's birthday! She was photographed out wearing a dress that says "BARBIE" all over it!
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/32219684.html#cutid1
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I can't remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride; but something touched me deep inside- the day the music died
-Don McLean "American Pie"
JLove's dress looks a little unflattering to me. If it was a little shorter and less endlessly black I'd like it better. Now it's just like tooooorrrrrssssssoooooo. (That's a long ass torso).
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THANK YOU FOR THE INVITATION BECAUSE GENIUS LOVES COMPANY.
Mmmmmmm, two wimmens with wide hips and juicy butts. No wonder they're not Hollywood A-list.
Jennifer seems to be channeling the crazy in one of the pics isn't she? *shudders*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Poor Kellie. So dumb.
JLove looks great, but why are her pits and hands so white? Self-tanning trauma!
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
Kellie Pickler looks like a Rockette or a beauty pageant contestant. Kinda generically pretty from far away, and a nice body. But if you look close? Bruta facia!
I like Jlove's dress. It's simple but elegant.
what the hell did she do to her face? In pics, it looks like she had some work done recently.
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I can't remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride; but something touched me deep inside- the day the music died
-Don McLean "American Pie"
@devilgirl,
i keep thinking i've seen pickler on a talkshow and she turned out to be really intelligent and funny. but it might have been someone else. it actually can be very smart to play dumb
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 1:02pm.
Thanks Hysteria! Wow, is she really that dumb? My god, not being exposed to pop culture is one thing, but gee, did she not go to school?
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She said an endless string of stupid things on American Idol too. I thought she might be functionally retarded at the time
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 1:10pm.
I have never understood women who want to play the dumb blonde role.
I am blonde, and yes some of my posts may be dumb, but in day to day life, I have never, ever, wanted to be portrayed as dumb! I have never taken offense at dumb blonde jokes because that just isn't me. So why would someone want to be dumb? Attention? People are really desperate.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 12:47pm.
I've never seen Jennifer Love Hewitt in anything, but she endlessly rubs me the wrong way.
B-b-but her body is a Wonderland!
Two people that will never be on Jeopardy.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 1:06pm.
she may be pretty dumb, but it seems she's milking the dumb blonde thing
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Thank you too, Catricia! : )
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 12:47pm.
I've never seen Jennifer Love Hewitt in anything, but she endlessly rubs me the wrong way
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Agreed Madam! She irks the shit out of me. From her insistence that people call her "Love" to her lack of any discernible acting talent, I don't know how she's managed to make a career for herself. Oh yes I do know...she's got big boobs.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 1:02pm.
Thanks Hysteria! Wow, is she really that dumb? My god, not being exposed to pop culture is one thing, but gee, did she not go to school?
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 12:45pm.
I probably should know this, but I don't- who the fuck is Kellie Pickler?
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i keep forgetting who she is. had to google it, but she's a country music singer made famous by being on american idol
Pickler gained attention on the show by saying that she had hardly ever performed before real audiences, and by mispronouncing words
In November 2007, Pickler appeared on a Celebrity Edition of the quiz show Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? She was asked, "Budapest is the capital of what European country?". She replied, "This might be a stupid question… I thought Europe was a country?". She voiced that it might be a place where people spoke French, and then was repeatedly confused as to whether France really was a country or not. When told the answer was Hungary, she did not believe the host. She said, "Hungry [sic]? That's a country? I've heard of Turkey, but Hungry? I've never heard of it".
**more than anyone ever wanted to know about a chick named 'pickler'!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 12:45pm.
I probably should know this, but I don't- who the fuck is Kellie Pickler?
She was a past contestant on American Idol who now sings country music...she is also dumber than a bag of hammers.
EDIT: Well damn someone beat me to it.
Uuugggghhh! Is it really so difficult to find shoes that fit, J-Love?!?
Kellie Pickler is a white flour supremacist!
unless she was preparing to perform the role of Pagliaci, the tragic clown
www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/taunting
Could someone please explain to me how this bitch is still famous? I saw her on idol and she didn't come anywhere near the final. Why did she turn out so (relatively) successful?
I've never seen Jennifer Love Hewitt in anything, but she endlessly rubs me the wrong way.
Gives meaning to the term "powdering my nose". I think JLove has a really nice body :green w/ envy:
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I probably should know this, but I don't- who the fuck is Kellie Pickler?
She's looking like a low rent Portia DeRossi.
JLH is wisely accentuating her sole asset.
Her make-up is just all around fugly and poorly done.
Her lashes look like spiders legs!
That's classic old lady makeup. Rouge on the cheeks and powder on the forehead and nose.
Bitch, get thee to Sephora!
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