Sunday, February 15th 2009
Bitch Got Flour Bombed In The Face
Somebody in this world hates Kellie Pickler and that someone did her make-up yesterday for some fashion show. Bitch looks like she just gave a rim job to the Pillsburgh Doughboy and really got fucking into it. Just put her face in there and motorboated his butt. Motorbutted.
The thing is. This shit could've been saved easily with a few strokes from a Sharpie. Color in those eyebrows, line those lips and bitch would've looked like a gorgeous chola I used to hang out with in high school. We called that hot bitch Casper. She had two babies by the time she was 16, so homegirl was really friendly.
Here's more of Kellie and her Wino nose with JLove in NYC yesterday.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 5:40pm.
My first thought upon seeing the headline pic of Kelly was, "That's angel's work right there!"
xo
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Exhaustion is the new black.
Aahahaha! I like how she painted around her hairline.
How was everyone's VD?
Don't let Wino see this pic. She'll want to snort Kellie's face.
Ahh Kellie, I'm not saying she's dumb but whenever she rents a motel room they keep the vacancy sign on.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
they are both vile
Does anybody in Hollywood wear shoes that FIT? Why are these chicks always swimming in their heels? Look at the gap at JLove's achilles.
By the way, where's TITS?
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Hey bitches! Someone told me that was photoshopped - o who is that ugly girl???-- o yeah! Tori Spelling! I will get that ho for leading me astray like that!
At any rate. Whoever it was that made that girl's face up is a MASTER! I canNOT see her in there at ALL! Amazing!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
I'm not sure which is worse: the shoes or the makeup.
Oh Kellie! I know she's a dumbass, but did she really not look in the mirror before she went to this event? Even if she blended that shit in it would look a mess. I think she got an eyebrow lift or something, maybe?
She looks a little bit like kim zoliack there
Submitted by lizardo911 on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 4:50pm.
I have always thought Kellie looked like she was about 35 years old. She does not look like she is 19 at all...
Is she really only 19 (or even 22, as Sheeps stated)? Why do these "young" girls want to look 30 something?
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Kellie looks way older than 22. (And props to Monkey for the maiko ref.)
Looks like Spanx made a fortune at that event too.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Bitch should have put down the pipe and booze before having made an attempt to go geisha/maiko for the night. Looks like she stumbled and fell down a couple of stairs while trying to put on her powder and lipstick.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Tori Spelling is fug...oh wait it's Kellie Pickler.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Kellie was naturally cute when she was on American Idol. I don't understand what happened. She does not have the kind of face that can take a lot of make up. She looks like a pageant girl.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 4:52pm.
Forget JLH's bigg butt or tits -- how about those EARS?! Can she echolocate insects at night with them?
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Those ears are for holding on with both hands while she is gobbling my skin flute....Giggity Giggity Goo!!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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JLove's body is perfect...fucking bitch.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Forget JLH's bigg butt or tits -- how about those EARS?! Can she echolocate insects at night with them?
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 4:12pm.
not true, unfortunately. She has been in many magazines with Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift, and evidently tours- is having much more success than any of us would have expected.
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I can't remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride; but something touched me deep inside- the day the music died
-Don McLean "American Pie"
Is that powder or could it be the sequins from the top of her dress shining onto her face? Either way, still unfortunate looking!
I have always thought Kellie looked like she was about 35 years old. She does not look like she is 19 at all... She tries too hard. She looked better when she had longer hair and her boobs weren't fake.
"Hewitt's clip clopping shoes make me so mad"
LMAO @ mrs.timdaly
Rachel C
the coke goes on the inside bitch!
She is so incredibly dumb that is doesn't matter. She doesn't realize she looks like a fruitcake.
On the other hand, Jen Lov Hewitt's tits look awesome!!! Forget about her fat ass.....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Miss Pickler went to the Tori Spelling school of makeup application!
The quality of her makeup application parallels exactly the quality of her father's prison tattoos.
And Hewitt's clip-clopping shoes make me so mad!
Camilla Hall Lives !
Looks like she was using Make-Up Forever's HD Microfine powder. It has a tendency to look like that if not blended properly.
In Kellie's defense, things haven't been going all that well since AI. She's been forced to take a job tossing pizzas at La Scala. Between the end of her shift at 6 pm, she barely had time to wriggle into that dress and get to the W, let alone wash up.
Does she not own a mirror?
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
I like the big powder line on her forehead too, it's like she did her make up to fit her bangs.
Kinda looks like she did her face with one of those big chalk erasers from school
her "people" are not loyal-- they should have told her she had too much powder on. heads should roll for that...
(haha-- get it...roll? haha)
JLove has some birthing hips going on! She looks pretty, but her hair is too severe. She needs to soften the look because she has a nice body and everything. And no I don't think she's trying to convince people she's a size 2. Because she's clearly at least a 6 if that. Kelli Pickler was totally doused in flour, why do these douchebags gotta wear so much make-up? Makes them look like fugly JC Penney mannequins.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Just wondering, does JLove still try to convince everyone that she's a size 2? She looks great, but about a 6 or 8, which is just right.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
"Bitch looks like she just gave a rim job to the Pillsburgh Doughboy and really got fucking into it."
LOL! Here I is!
i'm okay with the dress...the hair and makeup seems outdated...it does make her look alot older than what she really is...why not look youthful and fun while u still can?!?
MK - I actually spit out some beer onto my computer screen at Motorbutted. Funny, funny shit!
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
HA! HA!
I'd laugh even harder if had the least bit of an idea of who this fuck-pig was.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
You'd think JLoad would've warned a bitch...nasty.
better make up could be had in a mortuary for
open or closed casket ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
This is the kind of make up we have to use when somebody dies from liver failure and we have to cover up the jaundice. But if I did such a sloppy job with the powder the family would want their money back. On the plus side Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts are real...and they're SPECTACULAR!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 1:10pm.
I have never understood women who want to play the dumb blonde role.
I am blonde, and yes some of my posts may be dumb, but in day to day life, I have never, ever, wanted to be portrayed as dumb! I have never taken offense at dumb blonde jokes because that just isn't me. So why would someone want to be dumb? Attention? People are really desperate.
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Attention and desperation are probably right. I think girls who play dumb are ultimately just setting themselves up to not be taken seriously in the future once they try to move on from that act. Cute and dumb doesn't age well. Jessica Simpson can attest to that.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 1:21pm.
I was thinking the same thing- her face just looks a little different. I actually thought it was Tori Spelling until I scrolled down and didn't see the gigantic chin.
Those Paris Barbie pics are terrifying. It looks like a bottle of Pepto Bismol that expired in 1983 exploded all over that party.
Holy shit, how much makeup does one person need? Drag queens use that crap more sparingly.
JLove has cankles.
I'm pretty much convinced that bitches in Hollywood do not own mirrors or surround themselves with blind people.
***there's Ho's in the room, there's Ho's in the car,There's Ho's on stage, there's Ho's by the bar,Ho's by near and Ho's by far..you ho who you are..ho!***
ahahahha guys, i KNOW! I had to post that stupid dress! what a fucking MORON. she's TWENTY-FUCKING- EIGHT!
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I can't remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride; but something touched me deep inside- the day the music died
-Don McLean "American Pie"
PSL- What a bunch of douche bags!
PSL: Everyone needs to see those photos of Paris. I laughed my ASS off. Even my 5 year old thought that dress was stupid.
Ok that makeup job is awful!! I'm not that familiar with this chick but isn't she around 21, that gosh awful makeup makes her look 40 something. What is with the Carmen Miranda lipstick, that went out in the, what, early 90's? All she needs is some headgear with fruit in it and she will become Carmen Miranda. The powder on her nose looks like she stuck it in a pile of cocaine. I agree the eyelashes look like spider legs. I'll bet she did what my mom use to do after she put on that hideous lipstick, she patted her mouth with her hand and rubbed it on her cheek for the blush effect, there you go saves you from buying blush, ughh enough, gotta go.