The Divorce Duet Didn't Happen
A couple of months ago there was a rumor that gay ass JLo and the keeper to the underworld Skeletor would sing a farewell duet to their marriage on Valentine's Day at Madison Square Garden in NYC. Well, that shit never happened. Instead, JLo and Skeletor dragged the Dragon Twins on stage to show everyone what a big happy fucking family they are. I think the whole audience turned to stone when the BABIES!! came out. I mean, they pretty much look like Skeletor in baby form. Except they each weigh more than his ass. This is some SKELETOR ANTHONY'S shit. Yeah, that didn't work, but I to give a shot.
The Dragon Tales twins look confused, because they have no idea who those people are holding them.
After the concert, JLo and Skeletor went our to dinner. Well, she ate the menu and he snacked from a bag of children's nails he always keeps with him.
JLo's looking a little swollen in the baby housing area. It's probably nothing. Her ego has just settled in her belly. It's trying to escape through her poon. Even it doesn't want to be around her fake ass.
And let's all bow our heads in a moment of silence to honor the dead pigeons on JLo's nasty ass heels.
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I bet Jenny can't even find the block anymore.
I'll bet Ben Affleck is crying in his beer, or maybe NOT!
Oh, dear. I can't see the dragon girl, but the boy is the spitting image of Skeletor. Shame. & you know that fucking fat-assed ego that walks like a talent-free whore made up that rumor to stay relevant!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:33am.
oohhahahaha omg...
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I guess I don't have to tell you, Verne was feeling her boobs the entire time and then (being carried in straddle position)uh.....fucking peed on her!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
those are some uggggggly babies.
J.Lo looks great though.
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Well some things you can explain away
But my heartache's in me till this day
Did you stand by me? No, not at all
Did you stand by me? No way
-The Clash "Train In Vain"
Holy Skeletor clones, those bebehs look just like daddy.Poor kiddies. Where are the brats mink eyelashes hiding at?
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Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today...
It always bothers me when people troll their kids out onstage, it's such a showff off, cornball thing to do.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
I feel horrible saying this, but... those kids look gross. O_o
***...watch your back, it's your wife!***
Submitted by tharuffian on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:34am.
The "breath taking baby" tahaha.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
i can't believe they didn't put ear protection on the kid's ears!
all i can think of is that seinfeld episode about the ugly baby. oy.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:32am.
I have to quote you again because THAT'S SOME BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Does he think he's Ricky Ricardo in that second thumbnail?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:32am.
oohhahahaha omg...
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
I guess they managed to get Verne Troyer sober enough for JFuckingLo to carry him on stage.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
ooo ...mmm... ::sigh:: ...the kids ...ehmm.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.