The Divorce Duet Didn't Happen
A couple of months ago there was a rumor that gay ass JLo and the keeper to the underworld Skeletor would sing a farewell duet to their marriage on Valentine's Day at Madison Square Garden in NYC. Well, that shit never happened. Instead, JLo and Skeletor dragged the Dragon Twins on stage to show everyone what a big happy fucking family they are. I think the whole audience turned to stone when the BABIES!! came out. I mean, they pretty much look like Skeletor in baby form. Except they each weigh more than his ass. This is some SKELETOR ANTHONY'S shit. Yeah, that didn't work, but I to give a shot.
The Dragon Tales twins look confused, because they have no idea who those people are holding them.
After the concert, JLo and Skeletor went our to dinner. Well, she ate the menu and he snacked from a bag of children's nails he always keeps with him.
JLo's looking a little swollen in the baby housing area. It's probably nothing. Her ego has just settled in her belly. It's trying to escape through her poon. Even it doesn't want to be around her fake ass.
And let's all bow our heads in a moment of silence to honor the dead pigeons on JLo's nasty ass heels.
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Yawn.
When can they just go away??
That poor boy is a dead ringer for Verne Troyer.
Morpheus from the Matrix was named after the greek god of sleepytimes
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 12:30pm.
Morpheus is the greek god of sleep.
Orpheus was a greek poet and musician. also he fine tuner the lyre.
sorry abou tthe typos i have a fucking gigantic cat sleeping on my lap
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Is it just me, but it looks like she's has some eye work done?
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 12:30pm.
I don't know about no Matrix, but Morpheus is the right ref for sleep.
what unfortunate-looking babies -- son un par de chiquiviejos -- they're a pair of little old people -- mas feos que una patada en los huevos -- uglier than a kick in the nuts
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 12:25pm.
Are you kidding? C'mon lie to me, you meant to say it, right? From Greek Mythology to the Matrix. *gives blank look*
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Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:54am.
I was yelling at you to not take the tylenol pm, to try melatonin. It was too late, you had already slipped into Orpheus' arms.
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So, um, I am not used to seeing an Orpheus reference on Dlisted. Do we have poets about?
Not that its a bad thing, not even close...
Those poor little fugly babies. The boy isn't so bad but that little girl looks exactly like her corpse of a father, only creepier because she's so small. Hopefully she'll grow out of it. Or respond well to plastic surgery, unlike another fugly daddy lookalike *coughTORISPELLINGcouhg*.
Like standing next to Tori Spelling, they should pose those kids with Xtina's kid.
the bald kid looks like Emilio Estefan
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 12:01pm.
You're welcome =)
*i meant Morpheus' arms
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Them be some unfortunate looking babies. I don't whether to thrown them a bottle or a coconut.
Submitted by Scandalous Candice on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 12:16pm.
Is That her baby or Verne Troyer in her hands on stage?
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LOL!
I like your tarot card avie!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 12:15pm.
gyeah, you are NUTS. Delicate ankles are feminine, and pretty.......be HAPPY. You'd rather have cankles? eeuuuuwwwww.......
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not cankles but a little bit more meat down there to balance it out because i got thickish thighs and if i gain weight it looks like a chicken leg, big on top of the leg, skinny at the bottom. EW!
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As much as I can't stand JLo, at least she appears to be smiling normally in these photos. Those stupid pouty "say prune" faces she's been attempting to make on the red carpets lately have been pathetic.
Is That her baby or Verne Troyer in her hands on stage?
http://www.scandalouscandice.com
gyeah, you are NUTS. Delicate ankles are feminine, and pretty.......be HAPPY. You'd rather have cankles? eeuuuuwwwww.......
Stacy, big deal if she has a 1/8 inch of gray, shit happens- are you 18?
the babies are not fug because othey don't have hair. their faces are fug.
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I can't remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride; but something touched me deep inside- the day the music died
-Don McLean "American Pie"
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 12:08pm.
I will remember for next time, thanks! : )
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 12:01pm.
gyeah, I love tiny ankles.....I guess because I have them...lol....but I think delicate ankles are beautiful...
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Me too, i hate em! Ima get a cankle implant! NOOO.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:54am.
I was yelling at you to not take the tylenol pm, to try melatonin. It was too late, you had already slipped into Orpheus' arms.
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Submitted by JoMama on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:51am.
Why exactly is Skeletor famous? Both he & his wife are no-talent hacks who have more money than I'll ever see in my lifetime. That's a bummer...
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Actually, Marc Anthony is a very successful and internationally known singer. He might be a fug but he has an amazing voice.
I do think she's pregnant again..........
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
If her roots aren't grey then Skeletor's been powdering those babies' asses on her face because she's clearly got a grey halo around it in those bottom photos.
Sock-Monkey: I guess they managed to get Verne Troyer sober enough for JFuckingLo to carry him on stage.
mike: Whatever the Spanish equivalent of Igor is, it should be the name of that little boy in the pic.
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I propose that the little boy is the hump on Verne's back, and Verne is the hump on Ivor's back.
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WTF is with those shoes? She looks like she impailed some poor birds with her heals and kept walking.
The kids look alright. I have a little soft spot in my heart for babies that don't have much hair. They always look a little 'different' than kids who have hair. I speak from experience. One of my kids was bald for the first few years.
It was my daughter, which made it even worse. I thought she was adorable, but no matter how much pink I would dress her in, people always thought she was a boy because she had very little hair.
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:59am.
Thanks for the concern! As you can see, no tummy pumping necessary! : )
wow bambam, I think she has nice legs....you prefer stumps like Britney's or Jennie Garth's?
gyeah, I love tiny ankles.....I guess because I have them...lol....but I think delicate ankles are beautiful....
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I can't remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride; but something touched me deep inside- the day the music died
-Don McLean "American Pie"
Did JLo and Skeletor arrive in a hearse? Check out the thumbnail with them getting in to the open car door. Skeletor must really be pushing his "risen from the dead" image.
hey devilgirl, i left you a note yesterday after you took your tylenol pm and said byebye. I was calling paramedics to have your tummy pumped.
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The boy looks a bit shell-shocked by the audience -- hopefully that is not his look all the time. And the girl looks a little under-fed or sickly -- certainly isn't as full-face as her brother.
Both the kids take after him looks-wise -- although in some pics, you can see that the girl has JLo's eyes.
Don't wanna bad mouth the kids because they're just babies -- and innocent. Let's just say they won't be giving Violet Affleck any competition. The thing that gets me is that the celebs with the thickset thighs always wanna wear short skirts. Why??
I'm sorry but she has amazing legs, a little on the thin side around the ankles but nonetheless very toned and nice. Her is eh but it guess it suits her.
(being nice)
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itted by mike on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:46am.
Whatever the Spanish equivalent of Igor is, it should be the name of that little boy in the pic.
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Hahahaha! I think it might be the same in spanish, if it isn't, it should be, because Igor is right! Perfect name Mike!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:32am.
I guess they managed to get Verne Troyer sober enough for JFuckingLo to carry him on stage.
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Ha ha ha ha!
I dislike ass hats like this who parade their babies around like they're stage props.
And the babies look THRILLED to be assaulted by the extreme lights and sounds, don't they?
Then after the babies have done their Dog-And-Pony Show, they get thrown pig skin-style back to the army of nannies.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:39am.
I guess I don't have to tell you, Verne was feeling her boobs the entire time and then (being carried in straddle position)uh.....fucking peed on her!
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Verne was feeling up her boobs for signs of titty milk heavyness. Skweezin her nippols for a snack, a lil squirty.
"uh.....fucking peed on her!"
My younger sister did that to my mom and it was caught in a series of pictures, she was maybe 1 year old.
My dad was holding her and posing with a smile, my mom was standing right next to them, a pic was taken all smiling. My sister started peeing and my dad said nary a word, but handed her to my mom, who noticed a warm sensation streaming down her forearm and down her tummy over her shirt, so she made a >= O face. Sort of like mad, but like she was about to burst out crying, and there's my sister and dad smiling at the camera, *flick* the wise ass photographer takes the pic. I have to find that pic, if i do i'll show you, it's really cute.
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Sorry, but those kids are fugly-the boy looks like a bald Skeletor, which is just wrong...ugh...
Why exactly is Skeletor famous? Both he & his wife are no-talent hacks who have more money than I'll ever see in my lifetime. That's a bummer...
I dunno, but I kinda like JLo's sassy heels, but her dress is 7 shades of fugliness!
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
She's got ugly legs, that dress needs to be a little longer. She looks like she's walking on pins.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
RichBitch, are you sure you aren't already drunk? Those kids are fug.
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Well some things you can explain away
But my heartache's in me till this day
Did you stand by me? No, not at all
Did you stand by me? No way
-The Clash "Train In Vain"
Stacy, I don't see the gray. There is plenty to rag on about J.Lo.....no need to make shit up.
I am a year younger than J.Lo, and I have a ton of gray hair, have had it for years- shit happens.
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Well some things you can explain away
But my heartache's in me till this day
Did you stand by me? No, not at all
Did you stand by me? No way
-The Clash "Train In Vain"
I think we've found the living model for that blinking, googly-eyed, boy baby .gif.
The kids look like OLD people
I hate myself for thinking this but the Dragon Twins are hella cute!
Ok, I need a Mimosa. Or 10.
Submitted by PSL on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:43am.
Socky, aren't you confusing J.Lo with Kim Kardashian? (who was giving out V-day ADVICE on myspace yesterday- pukes)
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I'm thinking about the time a drunk off his ass Verne decided to pee in full view of the camera on the reality show. Kim on the other hand..gets into an actual "sex vogue" position for that kind of golden shower. HeeHee!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Whatever the Spanish equivalent of Igor is, it should be the name of that little boy in the pic.
I am sorry, but that boy is ugly, and I hate it when adults force little babies to wear fucking tuxedos! No one, under the age of 17 should really have to wear a tuxedo. Wedding parties, an exception, otherwise there is no need for it. Babies, however should never, ever wear tuxedos. It's not cute!
Yes, I realize it's a bow tie, but it's the same as a little tuxedo. He has a miniature suit on. No excuse!
Bitch needs to touch up those roots. Is she 100% grey?
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 11:37am.
It always bothers me when people troll their kids out onstage, it's such a showff off, cornball thing to do.
TOTALLY.
Socky, aren't you confusing J.Lo with Kim Kardashian? (who was giving out V-day ADVICE on myspace yesterday- pukes)
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Well some things you can explain away
But my heartache's in me till this day
Did you stand by me? No, not at all
Did you stand by me? No way
-The Clash "Train In Vain"
Joke-Low has had so much done to her face, it now looks more like Diane Lane's than it does the original J-Low's.