The Divorce Duet Didn't Happen
A couple of months ago there was a rumor that gay ass JLo and the keeper to the underworld Skeletor would sing a farewell duet to their marriage on Valentine's Day at Madison Square Garden in NYC. Well, that shit never happened. Instead, JLo and Skeletor dragged the Dragon Twins on stage to show everyone what a big happy fucking family they are. I think the whole audience turned to stone when the BABIES!! came out. I mean, they pretty much look like Skeletor in baby form. Except they each weigh more than his ass. This is some SKELETOR ANTHONY'S shit. Yeah, that didn't work, but I to give a shot.
The Dragon Tales twins look confused, because they have no idea who those people are holding them.
After the concert, JLo and Skeletor went our to dinner. Well, she ate the menu and he snacked from a bag of children's nails he always keeps with him.
JLo's looking a little swollen in the baby housing area. It's probably nothing. Her ego has just settled in her belly. It's trying to escape through her poon. Even it doesn't want to be around her fake ass.
And let's all bow our heads in a moment of silence to honor the dead pigeons on JLo's nasty ass heels.
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PSL - Shiloh is gorgeous but the twins didn't look it at all to me, although they may improve with age. They seemed to have really big doughy-looking heads, big googly eyes and droopy mouths - not beautiful at this point at least to my mind. I'm sure they'll turn out ok though, with those genes they can't go far wrong. I guess the problem with a lot of celeb babies is they look like dad. A long face may look hot on Ben Affleck but on a little girl its not so attractive. And Bruce was responsible for all those big tater heads and big jaws, Demi has a beautiful small head and tiny features. Katie and Peter's kids look like him too I guess. If I were straight I would definitely go for the Brad Pitt type looking male - I would want my kids to be pretty like him!
I'll never forget the masterpiece that is 'El Cantante'. It was soo bad.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 5:23pm.
I don't know, it's a tough call who is uglier, Scout or Rumer. I think it's basically a tie. If I had to choose, I think I would have to give Rumer a slight edge in the fug department. But you are right, Scout isn't any beauty!
Mopa, although I agree Sadie is a very unfortunate looking child, those Willis girls are just scary ugly. Scout, the middle one, is the worst of them all.
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I can't remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride;
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Keane, you are forgetting the amount of plastic surgery some of these people have had. Kate Hudson's son has her original nose, for example.
I personally think Brad and Angie's biological kids are beautiful, so I don't know why they are included.....
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I can't remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride;
but something touched me deep inside- the day the music died
-Don McLean "American Pie"
No Hollywood child is more 'unfortunate' looking than Adam Sandler's daughter, Sadie.
Well then Demi is just a plain fucking bitch to her three cause none of them has seen a surgeon yet. They need to stat!
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Hopefully the kids will grow into their looks? Failing that, I'm sure mummy dearest can hook them up with her surgeon.
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WTF is that she got on her feet??!
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Keane I hear you but the combination of Mark and IVF produced those.....
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Why is it that so many supposedly beautiful people have such damn unfortunate looking kids? JLo and Mark, Brange, Ben and Jen, Katie and Peter??? All of them have very odd looking kids. The first 2 couples at least definitely had IVF so could it be something to do with the drugs? I was a bit of an odd looking baby for the first 6 months myself (I looked like a terrified elf) so I can't really talk, but when you have such good-looking parents its amazing they don't produce better looking kids. And don't even get me started on the Willis kids...
cute kids
Man that little boy is one fugly mofo.
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Those babies........I don't say bad things about children. At least I don't think I do, even when I want to
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She looks really hot here - her legs are gorgeous, dress & shoes look awesome on her and I fucking love her hair. I do think the marriage is a sham though and what was she thinking marrying a dude that weighs less than she does?
Flame me all ya want to for saying this but damn, those are some funny-looking kids.
I'm sorry but I love her ensemble, from head to toe. She looks really healthy, a strong, feminine figure. Good job, JLo!
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does billy crytsal know skeletor stole his glasses and copied his hair style? pretty soon skele is gonna be doing the white man's overbite
Bitch looks like she got some fat legs going on, maybe it's the dress or something. Also looks like she can barely walk in those fugly heels. I pray for the pigeons that died for this no-talent ho's heels.
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there's something wierd about an infant in a tuxedo...i don't know what it is...reminds me of that man/child Webster
I love J-Lo's shoes!
Submitted by fuckingclassy on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 1:07pm.
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No offense taken. You forgot to mention the vicious neighborhhood gossips.
But you know, i can't even front some of this shit makes me upset too. My family was not the typical PR family (except for the alcoholism and the wifebeating...siiike!), but then again the ricans in PR are very different from the ricans in NYC. And i don't mean that as a dis, it's just really different to be raised in a really nice suburban neighborhood than in the big city in tenement buildings. The ear piercing thing, yeah but, we weren't allowed until we were teens. I felt jipped to tell you the truth. Most hispanics do that to their babies, poor things. Yeah most people in the hood got bad attitudes. Pr's to the 10th degree.
Who doesn't like to get banged in the ass! No, i mean guess who?
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the boy looks like his daddy the girl looks like jlo.
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That's so true about JLo. But seriously I think the combination of a decent ass, dick-sucking skills, and a type A personality will get you ahead just about anywhere probably. Damn, I wish I had a type A personality...
I hate to comment on children but......Damn, those are some ugly kids. Jello looks knocked up again. Hope Marc likes the big girls.
poor babies, so ugly, it is terrible
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Her son looks exactly like Curious George. The real reason there is trouble in the marriage is because the father of her twins is really Barack Obama!
The glasses actually make skeletor Antnee look a tad better, I must say.
The babies are adorable but look terrified on that stage! Their little outfits are precious! I would rather see kids dressed like this compared to the wife beaters Britney puts her kids in.
"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."
LondonBridge: Yeah, I have to agree with you. I think Mark actually has musical talent. JLo has nothing but her ass, her dick-sucking skills and a Type A personality.
Submitted by fuckingclassy on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 1:07pm.
I'm always so excited to comment on JLO since I knew the ho (not personally but through a friend who was her cousin)from my days in Castle Hill. That whole family is trash- typical Ricans with their loud attitudes and piercing infants ears. That's why the tacky shit with dressing infants in tacky clothes is so not surprising. You can't get the Castle Hill out of a spic.
Btw, back in the day (20-25 years ago), I heard that JLO banged some black guy who went to prison (I know, not the original part of the story) but the rumor was that she liked to get banged in the ass.
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Oh jeebus, you mean all those wimmens in the pron movies doing anal are latina? lol
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Their son looks like a little Puerto Rican grocer.
Why would you comment on the appearance of these little kids? Their parents chose the limelight, they did not.
What an unfortunate looking family, especially those jaundice looking children.
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Why exactly is Skeletor famous? Both he & his wife are no-talent hacks who have more money than I'll ever see in my lifetime. That's a bummer...
----Skeletor deserves EVERY penny! He is a wonderful singer and even better performer! If you saw him live you would drop the panties for him--seriously. I tried to get tickets to this show but it was sold out. Now Jenny on the other hand can shake her ass but singing and acting....nuh-uh
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Her feets are too wide for those Louboutins.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally: "Violet Affleck is not a pretty child, but she always looks so happy- I love that kid."
I agree. She's homely, but she seems to have an adorable little personality. And she might grow up to be pretty.
Having little kids, I wind up knowing a lot of other little kids. There are some cute kids, and some ugly ones. But the ones I hate the most are the ones with no personality. There's a Violet-type kid in our building. Jug ears, teeth are all far apart, but she's so happy and curious and I think she's cute. Then there's this other little girl who looks like an older Shiloh Pitt, but she is sullen and if you talk to her she just stares with her mouth open like a little tard and I find her most unlikable. There are 16 kids in my daughter's preschool class and I can't for the life of me remember a few of their names and get them mixed up because they're the most passive boring little things. They seem to be well-behaved and all, but they're complete duds.
I LIKE the little firecracker kids who engage and get interested in stuff.
Those kids are ugly and unhappy looking. Girl's like
'Who dis fat rican bitch holding? Where's my nanny? I ordered barley water on the rocks over an hour ago!"
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She looks decent here, and nice legs (god, it galls me to compliment this whore), but bitch's face looks like it's pulled tighter than a snare drum!
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Violet Affleck is not a pretty child, but she always looks so happy- I love that kid.
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I can't remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride; but something touched me deep inside- the day the music died
-Don McLean "American Pie"
fuckingclassy: AH ha ha ha ha!
I always remember the story about her having sex with Ben Affleck and supposedly she was on top and he stuck his finger in her bunghole and she accidentally shat on him.
I would normally not believe this story, except that it happened to Mr. Hekki's old roommate who was fooling around with a girl. She made on his hand.
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!
Submitted by fuckingclassy on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 1:07pm.
the rumor was that she liked to get banged in the ass.
hahahaha. Oh I hope that was true.
Dragon tales twins are adorable! Not sure about the outfits but, hey look at who spawned them. So does this mean Jho and Skeletor made up, are still divorcing, or was the whole thing a play for attention.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 1:22pm.
Are you saying Violet is cute? Because if you are, I have to disagree strongly. Mentally, I was lumping these kids in there with Violet Affleck and Xtina's BatBaby.
Totally agree. Prominent ears don't help, do they?
gyeah, then you have legs like J.Lo! be proud- they are pretty legs my dear!
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I can't remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride; but something touched me deep inside- the day the music died
-Don McLean "American Pie"
Submitted by sparkys nemesis: "Let's just say they won't be giving Violet Affleck any competition."
Are you saying Violet is cute? Because if you are, I have to disagree strongly. Mentally, I was lumping these kids in there with Violet Affleck and Xtina's BatBaby.
the heels are hot
That was fucking hilarious MK, laughed my ass of the whole way through.
I feel bad for those kids they are going to grow up to hate their gorgeous step-siblings.
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I'm always so excited to comment on JLO since I knew the ho (not personally but through a friend who was her cousin)from my days in Castle Hill. That whole family is trash- typical Ricans with their loud attitudes and piercing infants ears. That's why the tacky shit with dressing infants in tacky clothes is so not surprising. You can't get the Castle Hill out of a spic.
Btw, back in the day (20-25 years ago), I heard that JLO banged some black guy who went to prison (I know, not the original part of the story) but the rumor was that she liked to get banged in the ass.