M.I.A.'s Baby Has Landed
This past Sunday, M.I.A.'s knocked up and polka-dotted ass was bouncing around the Grammy stage making almost every bitch nervous. Seriously, I thought bitch's coochie was going to explode and a baby was going to come sliding out on an amniotic waterfall. Unfortunately, that didn't happen, because it would've made the Grammys worth watching. But M.I.A.'s baby has finally decided to grace us with its presence. M.I.A. and her boyfriend, Benjamin Brewer, brought a boy boy into this cruel, cruel world on Wednesday in Los Angeles. This is her first kid.
M.I.A. confirmed the news on her MySpace blog:
HAPPY VALENTINES!SUNDAY NITE I CA M E HOME FROM THE GRAMMY'S STILL IN THE MOOD TO PARTY , I COUDA EASILY GONE OUT BUT I WENT HOME INSEAD , LUCKY I DID!! COZ MY EARLY STAGE LABOUR KICKED IN AROUND 2 AM .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfndz8pW9WY
MY BABY WAS BORN WEDNESDAY , HE IS HEALTHY , FINE , BEAUTIFUL AND THE MOST AMZING THING EVER ON THIS PLANET, OF COURSE IM HIS MUM!!!
ME AND BABY ARE PUTTING OUR TOUR DATES FOR 2010 TOGETHER
AND MAKING MIX TAPES
AND FIGURING OUT A WAY TO BREAK OUT OF THE HOSPITAL !HOPEFULLY THE WORLD IS BEEN TICKING ALONG AND I AINT MISSED MUCH!
C U SOON ,
AND MY BABY BOY SAYZ HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kanye West must be M.I.A.'s official transcriber. Actually, this mess looks like it was written by someone who was recently a fetus, so her new baby boy must have busted this out. Homeboy was still dizzy from all that bouncing around so he didn't even want to deal with upper case and lower case.
And I cannot wait to see what she named this boy. M.I.A. is from planet Erykah Badu, so I hope this shit will make my eyes roll into the back of my head. I'm thinking she should name him Bamboo Banga Jimmy.
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Anyone not convinced of MIA's limited brain capacity need only watch her interview on Tavis. She can't form a full sentence. What a no talent--I guess marketing works. Idiots.
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The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits....A. Einstein.
Love this crazy girl! Shes a gemini like me!
Estrogen a-poppin!
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That highschool diary entry seriously killed a few IQ points.
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I hope her baby daddy marries her not just pissed pot her pussy.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
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She is insane and so cool...I love her!Congrats M.I.A.!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
"And I cannot wait to see what she named this boy. M.I.A. is from planet Erykah Badu, so I hope this shit will make my eyes roll into the back of my head. I'm thinking she should name him Bamboo Banga Jimmy."
MK you are a genius.
Love her. She's fun. Congrats on the baby, M.I.A.!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
I dont know who that is. Can`t say that i care, either.....
this is the funniest thing i've read in a while. i love how zany she is.
Submitted by AngieWrites on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 7:58am.
I actually WAS working on my due date about nine years ago (I don't remember why I agreed to that shit) however it was in a retail department store folding men's socks. I had a gigantic belly and six days later a 9 pound baby.
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Lord, didn't you have to pee every 5 minutes?! I've heard horror stories.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 8:45am.
Babies - and I WILL generalize here - are not really into mixing tapes and touring...you know that, right?
hahaha. The exuberance of new birth, maybe? I like your valentine.
I have no idea who this person is. However, I would suggest learning proper grammar and spelling.
How hard is it to write a properly composed sentence that doesn't read like a complete moron threw up all over their keyboard?
http://www.mightyjoecastro.com/... peep my letter from 2/9... i love M.I.A!!
LMAO from planet Erykah Badu!!! Damn right she is. I think this kid is the next heir to the throne of stupid celebrity baby names. Cannot fucking wait don't let me down MIA.
Shit. The day I went into labor I worked a couple of hours at my job waiting tables and then knowing full well my money spending days were coming to a close, I went to Nordstrom and bought myself an expensive pair of shoes. Then again, I was only 22 and full of energy. Now, I'd probably lay crying in the fetal position on my couch.
ME AND BABY ARE PUTTING OUR TOUR DATES FOR 2010 TOGETHER
AND MAKING MIX TAPES
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Babies - and I WILL generalize here - are not really into mixing tapes and touring...you know that, right?
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
I didn't know she was related to Kanye!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Real Talk: Baby Boy sayz "HIGHHHHHH!"
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Exhaustion is the new black.
I actually WAS working on my due date about nine years ago (I don't remember why I agreed to that shit) however it was in a retail department store folding men's socks. I had a gigantic belly and six days later a 9 pound baby.
Michael K has made me laugh so hard this morning my abdomen hurts. I am trying to keep the loud laughter inside as not to wake my family. Michael K, if you're not already making mega-bucks from writing Dlisted, you should be!
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If you're supposed to be having the baby that day stay home. Shit.
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I think she should stay at home for a rest, her baby will come out soon,
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Jesus.
Caps attack!
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To thrive on demise
Voyeurs' lust watching the pain
Touching you inside
Bleed you fucking dry
Bleed on me
Am I the only one who doesn't know who the fuck this bitch is?
Did anyone else see the God Warrior at the end of the Prego Shuffle video or am I losing my friggin' mind?
Submitted by rebanndel on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 12:50am
AGREED!!! Kinda makes me wish I was still in college so I could bounce to this in the club :)
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
This is a serious booty shaking tune!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3BP4V9gcFM
I dare someone to listen to this one and stop yourself from moving...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZHlW5NaMz0&feature=related
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
What can I get for 10 dollar? Anyting you want!
I'm just discovering her tonight, and I can't stop listening to her song '10 Dollar'
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I am undoubtedly the least hip poster on DL--it's true--but isn't MIA a UK/world sensation mostly? Do kids listen to her in the States?
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I would like to meet other Jews who like country music. (J. Stein)
I think she'll name it Liberation Tiger Eelam GoBoom after her stupid friends.
Camilla Hall Lives !
Who the fuck is this chick? And I am so sick of hearing about her pregnancy. Who cares?
when did jessica simpson become black?
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CONGRATS YOU FAKE ASS BIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAATTTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHH !!!!!
<3
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
I just checked out some of this bitch's "music". Review: M.I.A. is S.H.I.T.
I don't think I'll ever be able to get that pregnancy aerobics video out of my head.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
I kinda like AKA. Or she could do it A.K.A.
I love that she linked to that bizarre video in the middle of the birth announcement. And I cannot wait for this baby's name. I think it will give Audio Science, Pilot Inspektor, Bronx Mowgli, and Jermajesty a run for their money.
P.S. Happy Valentine's Day, sluts!
Bamboo Banga? i expect nothing less from a person who called herself M.I.A.
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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She's naming the baby Chuck Norris.
she's totally naming the baby sunshowers arular
That baby is a Bronfman .. so his first words will be "I'm richhh bitch"
I like MIA, I know this kid is going to have a wacky name. Bamboo Banga is my favorite song from her latest album.
The preggo shuffle is just as bad as the Superbowl shuffle. Does anyone else remember that gem of a video?!
"Mr. Loverman... Mr Loverman... Shabba"
yeah, this name should be a good one.
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Well some things you can explain away
But my heartache's in me till this day
Did you stand by me? No, not at all
Did you stand by me? No way
-The Clash "Train In Vain"