Saturday, February 14th 2009
There's Something Different About Kelly Taylor
The Carol Channing of praying mantises and Jennie Garth walked in the Heart Truth's Red Dress fashion show yesterday and there was something different about Jennie's face. It's looking a little botoxy. Naw. That bitch thinks she's too good and wholesome for that shit. She probably just stared at Tori Spelling's face of fug too long. Every wrinkle on Jennie's face straightened out in fright. Tori should set up a booth. Just one long stare into Tori's fug mug and you'll have a face like a baby's ass.
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I think Jennie looks old for her age..She looks like she could easily be in her early 40's...She should have started hitting the botox sooner. For some stupid reason I actually like the dress Tori is wearing...
I just cant feel bad for ugly Tori, she is rich, famous, she has her babies, a man she loves & a skinny body...She has more than most people & she has all that despite the fact that she has one of the ugliest faces in Hollywood & zero acting ability. Granted its all from a career based on nepotism, but still...Plus I dont think she realizes how truly unattractive she really is, I dont think she sees herself that way...I am sure she looks in the twisted ego celeb vanity mirror & sees a skinny body, big tits, thick hair, big wide eyes (all the pretty models have wide set eyes), solid bone structure (cheeekbones), an interesting nose with character & full lips (all women want full lips, right?) I dont think she sees what we see or she probably wouldnt want to leave the house.
Ummm, where is Brenda!?
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So much planning, makeup, surgery, hiring stylists, hair people, and posing to achieve these frightening results.
I used to watch Tori's show and I thought she didn't look that bad without a ton of makeup and more natural. She has a great body. But all made up like this, she looks like a Tori-tranny. Less is more with her. And pulling her hair back like that just accentuates her worst features. She needs to wear her hair down.
Jennie Garth still looks great, but she definitely looks "altered" in some way.
Love Tori's shoes too.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 5:39pm.
p.s- I used to have a beautiful kitty named Fauve. She was 22 yrs old when she left us. : (
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I'm sorry, Devilgirl.
I lost my cat in November. She was only 13 when she passed away (in her sleep, mercifully).
She was a tortie, just like the one in your avvie. She was my little sidekick and I miss her terribly.
@TITS
Nice, very nice indeed.
I'd personally write The Torminator's plastic surgeon a letter and attach your beautiful handiwork as reference if I didn't already know you cheated and borrowed BritBrit's face to work your defugglifying magic.
Ya know, I only just now noticed Tori and Brit have kinda the same eyes... 'cept Brit's have a dash more cokey glaze in 'em.
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Spelling looks like she lost weight but fuck that face - it's a horseface. Every time I see a picture of her I think of Mr. Ed!
yes i agree tori really has a face only a mother would love BUT she has a gorgeous bod and legs!
so pretty...
Here's tori redone.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Jennie Garth has the Nicole Kidman forehead.
Submitted by The New Improve... on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 9:44am.
Poor Tori, Her genes were not kind to her.
Having said that, can we please not see her anymore?
Bitch is giving me the fucking creeps.
I second that motion. All in favor, say "aye"
Poor Tori, Her genes were not kind to her.
Having said that, can we please not see her anymore?
Bitch is giving me the fucking creeps.
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Yuck! All the plastic surgery in the world wouldn't be able to get rid of Tori's fug.
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"Every wrinkle on Jennie's face straightened out in fright."
Hahaha!! Tori and Karl Lagerfeld are starting to look a lot alike. Wonder if they've been munching on virgin soul salad together?
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@Sandbitch TITS and Jan_In_The_Pan
Oh mines eyes! Did I miss Tori makeover madness today???
Sandy, your reworked Tori looks... err, how do I put this... uuuuummm... speshul!
TITS, I will have to pester you later for a preview.
Jan, is your Tori related to Twit/Twat?... I don't know which is which... you know, the slightly more feminine one. No not that one, the one with a bagina. Yes! That one.
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I dont' think Jenny looks bad, maybe a little too much botox, but it wears off so she could just use less next time.
And like someone else said, if she stayed totally natural everyone would be calling her wrinkled and old..so you can't really win.
I think most people (esp women) under 30 are the most critical. I used to be like that myself. But everyone ages, so really why is that considered a character flaw now? You can't stay 20 forever..
On another note, she was on Chelsea Lately with her husband and that was the most boring interview ever.
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People get bashed for looking "old and haggard". The next minute they are accused of "desperately clinging to their youth". This basically means that those of us that are over 30 should not venture outside. With time being a cruel mistress every hater will get their fair share of age bashing in the end. Maybe growing older is hard on your looks, but there are some benefits too (wisdom, inner peace, tolerance).
PS. Where the kcuf is Brenda to offset this fuckery...
Like my aunt Bunny used to say, "baby, I can has cheeseburgers, now will you kill this cow (tori) so we can eat."
Well Track a Ghost Through The Fog,Baby... Oh you try hard but you'll never catch me... Yeah Yeah
Tori, please shut your eyes, they're sucking all the kcufing oxygen out of my tiny room.
Well Track a Ghost Through The Fog,Baby... Oh you try hard but you'll never catch me... Yeah Yeah
They both look like crap!!!! WTF happened to these two? Tori and her "bug" eyes, ewwwwwwww. And Jennie looks like a GD soccer Mom. Not sure if she had a boob job or not? They both need a make over!!
Oh god, when I saw Tori's mug my stomach did this lurch/lunge/backflip type thing. Not kidding.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
sad thing is this: just two years ago, kelly taylor still looked pretty much exactly like she looked back in the day. apparently that wasnt good enough and she got the surgery.
and now she looks old and preserved.
they are all fucking crazy and creepy in hollywood now. fucking mentally ill weirdos, all of them.
yeah, i am saying if you look fab and get surgery to look younger, thereby totally fucking up your face, it is a sign of such gross insecurity, such lack of touch with reality, that it qualifies as illness.
i am tired of it.
wtf do they think plastic faces look better for? they look WEIRD.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 11:53pm.
Damn, Tori's really unfortunate looking! Ironically if she'd stayed away from the plastic surgery I'm sure she'd be more attractive.
Not to be argumentative or nuttin' but that girl is EXTRA-SUPER-DUPER-WITH-A-TWIST FUG by nature. She's easier on the eyes post-op and that ain't saying a whole lot. Or is it?
Damn, Tori's really unfortunate looking! Ironically if she'd stayed away from the plastic surgery I'm sure she'd be more attractive.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
garth's face is definitely altered...as for tori, she should know that plastic surgery on her just enhances the fug that she already is...
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 10:35pm.
my pleasure pussycat.
can I go back to being tits now? I really don't want to be alone AND be rumer on v-day.
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Oh, all right....but you were GORGEOUS as the new and improved Rumer...She was stunning, but I can't put my finger on exactly why...something about her face...;-)
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 10:35pm.
my pleasure pussycat.
can I go back to being tits now? I really don't want to be alone AND be rumer on v-day.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 10:27pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 10:21pm.
rumer as requested.
close your browser entirely and try again.
ie i assume?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TITS, I never thought I'd say this, but Tater Head is a little minx of sex kitten! Meow! You ARE a genius! Now fax this to Demi's plastic surgeon, along with Toriffic's photo shop pic, and you've taken some SERIOUS fug out out Hollywood...*tiger tear*... It's all so photoshopally purty....Let's all raise our glasses...er, plastic cups of PURPLE DRANK to TITS!...TITS, TITS, TITS, TITS....
Go TITS, Go TITS, It's da Valentine's day....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I tell myself time and again that Tori isn't that bad looking. But then I see a pic of her next to a normal looking person and I throw in the towel. I feel soooooooo sorry for her, there are no physically redeeming features on her face, NONE! Googly eyes, lantern/rock jaw, pug/fucked up/dented nose, little pointy cheeks and hair like a brillo pad. Sweet Jesus I feel sorry for her, truly.
All that money, all that rumoured plastic surgey, layers and layers of makeup and nothing, NOTHING can hide the fug. God fucking damn!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 10:21pm.
rumer as requested.
close your browser entirely and try again.
ie i assume?
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 10:10pm.
Tiger? I'm waiting!
tap tap tap
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You got chu a new avie???? I have refreshed and refreshed and all I get is purty Tori! It's purty Tori, purty Tori, purty Tori no matter what I do...GASP! It's the ghost of Tori Spelling TORMENTING me! If I go to sleep, TORI THE HUT WILL HAUNT ME IN MY DREAMS, but if I stay awake...purty Tori, purty Tori, purty Tori...
What EVIL witch is behind this fuckery?????
And what is your new avie?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Whatever she has done, Jennie Garth does not look like the original Jennie Garth at all!
Tiger? I'm waiting!
tap tap tap
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 9:46pm.
Okay, I suck at photoshop but I'm trying to deuglify Tori, too. My theory: less jaw, less lower lip, bring the eyes closer together so she looks less cow-like.
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and the large pebbles in the cheeks. don't forget those.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
LOL at TL!
Moooooowelcome!
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Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 9:46pm.
Okay, I suck at photoshop but I'm trying to deuglify Tori, too. My theory: less jaw, less lower lip, bring the eyes closer together so she looks less cow-like.
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jan, it's fucking hopeless. I gave up and just got a pic of britney spears. chopped a good 3/4 inch of tories lower face, and moved the top of her head down and put britneys lower face overtop. then put tori's lips back on.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 9:29pm.
Your mission: PURTYFY! Your challenge: TATER HEAD...and, go!
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I'm a fucking genius I am!
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 9:46pm.
Okay, I suck at photoshop but I'm trying to deuglify Tori, too. My theory: less jaw, less lower lip, bring the eyes closer together so she looks less cow-like.
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Tori says: Thankmoooooooooo!
I couldn't resist....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
IS there an "UN-DO TRANNY button in the PhotoShop thing? Yeah, hit THAT one...
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Okay, I suck at photoshop but I'm trying to deuglify Tori, too. My theory: less jaw, less lower lip, bring the eyes closer together so she looks less cow-like.
Submitted by flannery on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 7:34pm.
Dear Tori - I want my dress back, bitch.
Love, Jody Watley.
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Hahahahaaha! "I'm lookin' for a new love baby, a new love, yeah yeah yeah!"
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 9:19pm.
TA DA!
sandbitch - you need a heavy hand with this one!!
==OMG! She's she's PRETTY!
WOW on Tori, the make over...she looks...human, not equine!
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Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
it looks like cheek implants. seems like the shape of her face is different. maybe she's pregnant. undo tranny? LO fucking L!
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 9:22pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 9:09pm.
Yeah, draw back those stained claws because you KNOW the one thing that NEVER gets old is fucking with the tiger pic.
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Fuck away bitch, you don't have a dick big enough...
Oddly enough, I said that last Valentime's Day, but in an entirely different scenario, but I digress...
Oh, TITS now you done did what no plastic surgeon could for the Toricane of fug...I'm thinking you need to take those photoshop skills to medical school, become a plastic surgeon and make ALL fugs PURTY!!!! Your mission: PURTYFY! Your challenge: TATER HEAD...and, go!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...