Wino Is Down And Out In St. Lucia
You can't officially declare it a Wino party until an ambulance is called! And that's what happened last night on the Isle of Crackie aka St. Lucia. The Sun says the Crackie of the Caribbean has been taking some kind of crack replacement (probably Methadone?) to help her get off the bad shit. Wino ran out of the medicinal crack and her body wasn't amused, so she started doing the Exorcism shake and finally collapsed. Everyone around her is probably used to that shit. They stopped, dropped and rolled her into the hospital. Oh, Wino!
One source told The Sun, “She looked in a terrible state,
Wino was rushed to her second home, the hospital, and is said to be doing well. Hopefully, she'll check out of that joint shortly. Her spokeswhore just shook his head and said, "Well, you know..." No, he said she was in the hospital because she ran out of her substitute for crack.
Wino's talking bitch said too much. Bitch should have just said she was being treated for exhaustion. You know, it's fucking tiring crawling around and stealing cocktails. Wait. No, the "exhaustion" excuse is out. He should have said she was in the hospital giving birth to nonuplets. That's the new exhaustion.
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lmao. God I love Amy Winehouse. And I love the beehive and the cat-eye look. But shit, right now she looks like Dr. Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror lol. I want the old Amy to come back and write some good fuckin music:)
jussayin, I'm guessing that Amy weighs more than a buck thanks to her gut. Skinny people can have beer bellies too.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
She looks more normal here actually. I didn't know there was a substitute for crack that you could take if you were addicted. I knew about methadone though, it sucks because you have to come off of it too like any other drug. I'm assuming that these fits were different from the heroin shimmy shakes she does while on stage! Actually you can't die from coming off heroin or crack, but you can die from delirium tremens from alcohol withdrawal.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
MickeyHolland
Sadly for me, I have addicts in my family and a really odd love of pharmacology
Submitted by julli on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 3:45am.
OMG!...fritended by her!
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Then WHY don't you run away?!?! Boo!
*smooch*@devilgirl!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Fucking fuck fuck fuckity fucking fuck.
Are they talking about withrawal shakes or an epileptic type fit?!?
Me no likey :(
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OMG!...fritended by her!
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must be a shame when you weigh under a buck and still have a gut
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puppy side eye.
i lov her voic but damn what makes any person wake up and say, hmmm i think i'll try some crack. its 2009 not 1989. stick w/ the weed amy or atleast cocaine lol.
At least she's looking better.. almost human.
"now you all have numbers, so we're going to do this alphabetically"
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 5:44pm.
Trust me, it doesn't sound anal at all!
I am glad there are others out there that know what I am talking about. At first, when I started to weed all these people out of my life, I thought there was something really wrong with me, but I know now that isn't the case.
I love taking my dog for long walks at this State park that is nearby me. It has beautiful streams, trout jumping in and out of the water, it's lovely and a lovely place to go and be quiet. Tranquil. I wish it were warmer out, I'd go today!
Tired...of...this...bitch.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 4:04pm.
I am highly selective now of who I hang out with and I have not only eliminated people, but I have eliminated so many problems in my life as well.
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Heardat, Sista!
I have a checklist of situations (it's not nearly so anal as it sounds)...and reactions...if they don't pass they don't get in da club;p
And alone time. I'm hopeless. Even when I'm supposed to be alone here I hop online. But it's so important - I stop by the park now and then and just sit. Just empty out...
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 4:33pm.
I'll get you my pretty! I'll get you!
*rubbing hands together, hatching evil plot*
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 4:19pm.
Look at that!
You've got a stain on your shirt
*points to spot below chin*
*FLICK*
.........runs away laughing
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 4:09pm.
Oh TITS, of course not. I just, seriously, didn't want to be a pest.
I loves you too! You were like my first real DListed buddy that made me feel welcomed!
Seriously again, I just don't like to bother people. I am weird/considerate like that. Plus, I have been really lazy! But I am gonna write you later this eve. J' ai promise!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 4:04pm.
Is this why you never write me anymore?
:*(
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Jiggy- Thaks Jiggy, seriously, that means a lot! *smiling*
I loves you too! *blows kiss*
Angel, I am right with you on that first attraction thing. That is where I have gotten into trouble with people.
I am highly selective now of who I hang out with and I have not only eliminated people, but I have eliminated so many problems in my life as well. To be honest, I spend time alone ( by choice) and I love it. I get so much done that way and I don't have anyone sucking the life and money out of me.
Thank God she has some meat on her bones again. Baby steps, folks, baby steps.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 1:57pm.
No one gets clean unless they want to get clean. Amy likes...errr....LOVES the dirt.
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aw come on. who among us hasn't longed for a little dirt in our sandwich?
:D
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Amy's body is made of Gumby.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
"Also, on the cleaning house topic: I finally put an outgoing message on my cell phone that confessed I would not be calling anyone back ever, so just go ahead and send me an email."
God, jiggy...I am so taking that message and using it for myself. Love it! I think that I will finally embrace the credo...people will treat you the way you allow them to treat you.
And thanks, shut the smurf up. (-: (I almost called you "smurfy"...I almost did)
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by No Words on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 1:04pm.
I am not kidding, in the last three years I have eliminated 15 friends (including a bff) and 1 boyfriend from my life. 7 of the 15 were within the last year
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Just dropping in outta nowhere - sorry. But I've had a similar past three years, dude. And this is the SECOND time. Beware your energetic attractions. The one thing I have noticed (hindsight is 20/20 - even better as you get older) with all of my bad people choices is that first look. Like, somehow, we were meant to find each other (and I'm not talking only the all romantical way - friends too). I know now - when that happens it means: DANGER! DANGER! Cuz I'm pretty sure I'm looking for something different this time, right?
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
You know, it's fucking tiring crawling around and stealing cocktails.
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I know, right?
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Alknowingone,
You sound very knowledgeable on this topic. How come?
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat,
DG & NoWords--
I love you guys. Don't ever chop out the DListed.
Also, on the cleaning house topic: I finally put an outgoing message on my cell phone that confessed I would not be calling anyone back ever, so just go ahead and send me an email.
My true friends laughed; my faux friends (who just call for favors) found other victims.
xo
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Exhaustion is the new black.
No one gets clean unless they want to get clean. Amy likes...errr....LOVES the dirt.
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the extremes has-beens will go for attention; 20 years ago pauly on mtv, and now he has breast implants.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by No Words on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 1:04pm
Getting rid of dead wood friendsis the best thing that could have ever happened to me.
at some point I started to realize that friendship is a two way street.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Nanoop and devilgirl...
Thanks, guys! I am actually feeling better now...I realize that breaking free of the dead wood might be the best...I and the former friend weren't on the same page for awhile now. No one needs "fair weather" friends.
Submitted by No Words on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 1:04pm.
I am not kidding, in the last three years I have eliminated 15 friends (including a bff) and 1 boyfriend from my life. 7 of the 15 were within the last year. I decided I was putting up with and dealing with all of their shit and loaning money, etc, only to be treated like an irritating inconvinience when I was in need of a friend. I started to feel totally used so I cleaned house and I am amazed at how better I feel for having done it.
I now have more money, more time for myself and my family. Plus I now know who my real friends are.
You may be down right now, but trust, in the long run you are better off!
Thats my two cents! : )
she's a remarkably unattractive young woman
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Getting an opiate addict through the withdrawals, with medical supervision, and clean is the relatively easy part. Keeping them clean in the long run is the hard part and that is where suboxone comes in. Biochemical changes in the brain persist long after the withdrawals are done and severe depression is common for 6 - 12 months, causing a high relapse rate. Suboxone isn't a forever type of thing, like methadone is, although in some cases it is given for indefinite periods. Other cases, it is short term. It is given for the length of time it takes the brain to destroy the neural connections that were created by the habit of taking the drug. Once the brain unlearns those habits, the addict can safely be withdrawn off Suboxone and have a fighting chance of staying opiate free. It is different than Methadone in that it is a partial opiod and does not create the high that Methadone can. It has very low abuse potential (Methadone has a very high abuse rate) due to the low ceiling on the dosage and the addition of Naloxone, along with the Buprenorphine in Suboxone. Some people have deficiencies in their natural endorphin chemicals, much like those that have Seratonin deficits, creating crippling depression. Traditional anti-depresants don't help people like that. Many opiate addicts are self medicating and Suboxone is a much better option than the illicit drugs they were taking. I know there is a stigma with the taking of opiate replacement therapy drugs but try to have some compassion when considering and speaking (or writing) about people who suffer from this. It is not just a matter of willpower and character. All that being said, if Amy is still drinking and toking, her long term chances of ever being totally free from opiates are very low.
Submitted by No Words on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 12:27pm.
She's still on vacation? WTF?
It's cold and snowing out, and my life sucks. I am going to re-up my antidepression meds dosage. My husband is a lazy asshole, and my son is currently unemployed and asleep at 10 in the morning. My so-called BFF is dumping my ass.
And fucking Wino is still in the fucking Caribbean?
*shoots self*
It's gonna be okay. Go kick some ass around that place, maybe you'll feel better.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 12:34pm
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Thanks, jiggywiddit. (-: It's good advice...I have been trying to simply my life and only keep what is important...I think it is going to apply to this former friend.
Really having a "poor me" moment.
I decided to apply to volunteer for hospice...something my former BFF would completely think was beneath her. Think this might be a good first step.
ON TOPIC: And then go find Wino in the islands and KILL HER.
I'm so sick of this pube headed twat. After a while the dramatics start to grate and the person is reduced to an annoyance and stain on humanity.
Submitted by No Words on Sat, 02/14/2009 -
My so-called BFF is dumping my ass.
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Hello Hot Stuff. I felt moved to share with you my NY resolution: to chop the dead wood in my life. That includes lazy ass men and delusional BFF's.
One of my BFF's just got pissed at me cuz I invited her and her hub to dinner at my crib, but said very politely that they need to get a sitter.
The GF & her hub said, "If our kids aren't welcome at your home, neither are we."
Their kids are 5 years old and run around like rabid spider monkeys, yowling and disturbing my cats.
GF is all, "We can't afford to get a sitter all the time."
So maybe GF needs to stick a For Sale sign in the front yard of her McMansion and downsize like the rest of us poor bastids. If I downsize anymore I'll be living in the trunk of my car.
Choppity, chop, chop. bring on the low maintenance relationships.
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
If I were staying at a resort in the Caribbean and Amy Wino showed up, doing her crackhead routine, I'd be PISSED. I'd probably try to go somewhere else. Alhtough, judging from the photos I've seen, she isn't anywhere very upscale.
Does that make me a snob?
At least she is trying.
Get better Amy mess, and write more music. please!!!!!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 12:21pm.
Yup, sounds nice. I bet the resort is sick of her. Manager: "Jean, can you go check on bungalow 15 again? Yeah, the folks next door say they hear yelling, loud music, and things crashing. I know, it's 4 a.m., but still."
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In that headline pic she looks like Vadge's new BF.
As far as her troubles, I have disaster fatigue with this ho. I used up all my Wino tears a long time ago.
That said, I sincerely hope she gets & stays clean. She is an awesome talent.
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
@Sheeps, well, it seems the drug experts at Dlisted have set the records straight once again
hats off, and happy Vaginatimes Day to all!
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She's still on vacation? WTF?
It's cold and snowing out, and my life sucks. I am going to re-up my antidepression meds dosage. My husband is a lazy asshole, and my son is currently unemployed and asleep at 10 in the morning. My so-called BFF is dumping my ass.
And fucking Wino is still in the fucking Caribbean?
*shoots self*
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 12:16pm.
Hey Sheeps! I'm not even talking about the booze! I'm talking about the Suboxone. But yeah, trading in drug addict for raging alcoholic really isn't progress!
Call me jelly, but God, I'd love a week down in the Caribbean. It's so beautiful there, who needs to get fucked up?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
i'd fire the publicist. that's pretty weak...
"Her spokeswhore just shook his head and said, 'Well, you know...'"
but honesty is freshing
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well, fuckity fuck. it's a fine day in hell when a spammer gets first post! blach!
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