Paging Maury!
This kind of shit was bound to happen on one of those Vh1 hooker shows. Ray-J has the honor of being the first bitch to possibly have knocked up one of the sluts of his reality show. And of course, it has to be the bitch with the tiger tattoo on her face. Does she realize that when she's 50 that tiger is going to look like a mangy alley cat? Her face to fuck up, I guess.
22-year-old Monica Leon, who goes by the name Danger on For the Love of Ray-J, has ran off and told the National Enquirer that she's 3-months pregnant with Ray-J's baby. What's even more special is that Monica claims they made a baby on the set of that tramp show. What a beautiful thing. The baby already has to deal with the shame of having a mommy with a permanent pussy on her face, but now it's going to grow up to find out it was conceived on rented sheets on a rented bed in a rented whore house. For the Love of Jay is the trashiest home movie ever.
Monica told the Enquirer, "There is no way the baby can be anyone's but Ray J's. I was locked in a mansion with him and 13 girls from October until the end of December. Toward the end of the first week of filming, we made love for the first time - and we slept together every night after that! I didn't want to fall for Ray J, but he was so charming it became impossible not to. I was in love with him, and as strange as it might sound, I think he loved me."
Made love?! That tiger on her face just gave her the side-eye. When a dude you've known for a week sticks his sideway peen in your puss without a rubber on and busts a load, that's not love, that's fucking grade A stupidity! If she didn't catch a baby, she would've caught the coochie cough!
And can someone get a camera crew to Whitney Houston's crack den when she finds out. That wig is going to hit the ceiling and every doodle bubble in her ass is going to burst.
But seriously, Vh1 could find a way to turn this into a show. For the Sake of a Child Support Check! Maury Povich would host, obviously.
This shit also doesn't mean it's Ray-J's kid. I mean, if Monica fucked him without a condom, she probably sat on a toilet seat without spraying it down with some Hazmat-approved spray cleaner. That means one of the other tricks in the house could've dropped a rogue jizz ball from her snatch onto the toilet seat and Monica's vag picked it up. HEY! I watch Forensic Files. Anything is possible.
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Wow,she is so beautiful and sexy! I like her a lot! I think she is as beautiful as the monthly model at a celebrity dating site *** millionaireloves.com ***,This is the site I have seen the most beautiful girls and handsome man.
ho please! you got played.
with Kim Kardashians' sloppy seconds no less?
*ewww*
I laugh whenever he says multiplatinum supastar, when he's sold like 2 milli......worldwide!
but I can't lie he does have some good songs, at leaset one per album. And I think he has a decent vioce. But cute! er...no, angel you might be trippin'. put the bong down and clean your glasses, girl lol.
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puppy side eye.
what is up with her face tat? is her dad mike tyson?
SeH, congrats. I've been struggling for words to express my distaste & you've nailed it.
P.S. When will Cafepress come out with a "Sperm Dumpster" shirt ala Family Guy? I know who will get a gift card...
these two are so nasty
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Anything that bitch pops out will be fugly. Ray J is an ugly midget. Doubt that midget is the daddy.
PS. I'm almost positive VH1 test for STD'S before they enter the mansion. I'm not sure if Ray J would get tested though...
"This shit also doesn't mean it's Ray-J's kid. I mean, if Monica fucked him without a condom, she probably sat on a toilet seat without spraying it down with some Hazmat-approved spray cleaner. That means one of the other tricks in the house could've dropped a rogue jizz ball from her snatch onto the toilet seat and Monica's vag picked it up. HEY! I watch Forensic Files. Anything is possible."
MK, sometimes your mind scares the shit out of me. That being said, I was rooting for her to win. But uh -- I guess I'll root for her to get child support instead. I think she's a hot bitch and that tiger tattoo is kinda sexy. Until she ages. Does this mean she lost?
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lolol wheel of father is so 90's and so married with children oh man!
as for the girl? she's pretty. much too pretty to have a tatoo on her face. and whats going to happen (and i know she will at some point) when she wants to remove it? i for one forsee an ugly scare.
and rj? ugly. just ugly. and nasty looking on top of that. eeek.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 9:28pm.
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Yeah, as much as I don't want to admit it, I did miss talking to her. It just felt weird not having her in my life at all, which is funny because I always thought that was EXACTLY what I wanted! She and I have never been close, she's done some really messed up things to my brother and I over the years, but she's still my mom you know? And since I don't have a father, she's the only parent I have.
The breastmilk thing is disturbing, but I think it would've been less so if it was his wife. You can't just go around drinking unidentified milk - it's not even pasteurized! Something in the milk might not be clean! And don't even get me started on sexytimes in those big ass, hot, sweaty costumes those people were wearing. I just might throw up all over my job's computer, lol.
As for Mr. Duke (hehe), you probably haven't heard of him 'cause he's an indie Philly act on Rykodisc. He's currently on tour right now across the country, so I'm super excited for him...pretty soon he'll be hitting the big time and leaving us little people behind. I interviewed him a couple of times and he was cool so I try to do what I can to get his music out there.
Check out his myspace page (www.myspace.com/mattduke) - he's got great material. Look him up on Youtube, too and pass it along! :)
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
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Oh, I know I've heard Ray-J on the radio before, but for the life of me I cannot remember what song it was.
Also, I think what's pretty disgusting about all of these reality shows is that these women willingly take these lame ass stripper nicknames.
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ubmitted by QueenCharisma on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 9:13pm.
Drinking the breastmilk from pregnant women? *throws up a little*
That is truly twisted! Yes, I saw the MTV thing too! My thoughts, aside from these people being totally off of their rockers, were, what must those costumes smell and look like? Can you imagine the matting from the bodily fluids that are exchanged? Yikes!
I went to the link you posted for Mr.Duke ( how formal I am!),
he sounds awesome! I hate to admitt it, but I have never heard of him until you mentioned him. I think I'd like him. Have a great time.
Well parents are always good at "avoidance" of things. On the positive side, I am glad you guys are back to the millions of txts and calls. Sounds like my mother and me. I am way older than you, so you can look forward to it continuing for the rest of your life. Fights included. My mom and I still on occassion have spats where we hang up on the other and don't speak for a few days. My mom can't stand it for too long, and now that I am older, I hate to argue because I really adore my mom and don't want to ever be without her. Ah, such are the complications of the mother/daughter bond!
Ew! That's Ray-J?!? He's cute.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
I was just watching this piece of crap show, and there is this girl "coctail" on it that looks sooo familiar, like I have seen her on some other piece of crap reality show but I just can't place her. Anyone know?
Nope. It was ME he loved!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
So does "I think he loved me too" mean that he didn't choose her in the end? Hahaha...Is this a spoiler?
And, not that I don't think this whole thing is gross, but it is quite possible that they did use a condom, but it broke, had a hole, or...well, I don't think I can come up with anything else, but it is entirely possible that was one used initially.
@ Miss Thang: don't tell anyone, but I kinda liked that song, too. LOL...and his very first song he had when he was like, 15. But he's a prime example of people who get a taste of the spotlight and develop enormous egos, then lose said spotlight, but won't go away or lose the ego. I really can't stand him.
@ devilgirl: LOL, thanks. To match his new baby mama, he should get the word "FAIL" tattooed on the side of his face.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 9:01pm.
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Yeah, "Plushies" - I couldn't think of the name off the top of my head. I watched a documentary on it on MTV a long time ago and was scarred for life, lol. I'm not a prude either (I've done some shit that would be written up in one of those letters to Penthouse), but some of that stuff is just twisted. Like, I saw a man on Maury who's wife claimed he loved pregnant women so much, he cheated on her with them all the time and drank their breastmilk! LOL...who does that?!
Yeah, live music is always great and this guy plays there often and always knocks it out of the park. I honestly have never seen him give one bad performance, even when he was sick.
And yes, my mom and I are still talking. It was awkward at first because she didn't even want to mention what happened to cause us to stop speaking the first place (she still doesn't), but she's back to calling/texting me 50 million times a day again so all's well.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 8:50pm.
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He was actually a singer, not a rapper. But if he did try his hand at the latter, I can see why he failed since he failed at the former. Basically, he fails at life.
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LOL! You are a funny girl.
QueenCharisma, I actually liked Ray J's song with Lil Kim from a few year's back. I think it was called "Wait a Minute." It was cute, he has an OK voice. Too bad he's such a gross whore. A shameless gross whore.
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Khensu, that was Lil Wayne, lol
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 8:44pm.
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I have no idea why pissing on someone would be considered a turn on, but then I remember that there are people out there who get off on pregnant chicks, adults in diapers, people dressed in animal costumes....some sick shit, lol.
And school's okay. Right now I've got so much work to do that it seems like I'm drowning in it, lol. It's ok, though - I'm about to start my photojournalism project and I'm excited about that. Not to mention, I've got one more week until I get to go see the guy in my siggie play at World Cafe Live! *sigh* I love him....
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Aren't the people who dress up in animal costumes called "plushies" ?
I saw some documentary a few years back about those fools.
Yeah, there are some real sickos out there. I am no sexual prude, but the stuff you mentioned is beyond me as well.
Tha's great that you will be going to the World Cafe. I love life shows. Music is so much better that way.
I bet your project will be great. All your hard work will definitely pay off.
I remember when I was in school and how overwhelmed I sometimes felt with school work, but you seem ike you have it well under control.
You and mom still talking I hope?
Really? I thought he was that one who did that "Lick it like lollipop" song, whatever it's called. I must be thinking of someone else, then.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 8:50pm.
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He was actually a singer, not a rapper. But if he did try his hand at the latter, I can see why he failed since he failed at the former. Basically, he fails at life.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 8:44pm.
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I have no idea why pissing on someone would be considered a turn on, but then I remember that there are people out there who get off on pregnant chicks, adults in diapers, people dressed in animal costumes....some sick shit, lol.
And school's okay. Right now I've got so much work to do that it seems like I'm drowning in it, lol. It's ok, though - I'm about to start my photojournalism project and I'm excited about that. Not to mention, I've got one more week until I get to go see the guy in my siggie play at World Cafe Live! *sigh* I love him....
What's going on in your world, DG?
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
How sad is it when most people only really idenitfy you as "the one who fucked Kim Kardashian"? I mean, he's trapped in Kim Kardashian's shadow, FFS.
If he was a really successful rap superstar, he wouldn't have a show, and he knows it.
What charm?
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 8:27pm.
I'm good too, thanks for asking.
Yuck! Why would anyone get off peeing on someone else? I don't really like peeing at all, unfortunately one has to, but making the effort to pee on someone else is just foul!
How is school? Don't you love how I go from subject to subject? Peeing celebs to "how's school"! I am a dork!
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 8:25pm.
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Hey, DG!!! I'm good...you?
And I haven't seen the tape (just snippets here and there), but people who've watched it said he did. That's so foul.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 8:21pm.
Hi QC, how are you?
did he pee on kim kardashian?
Sorry if this has already been said (I haven't read through all the comments yet and just signed on), but why the fuck would anyone try to "date" Ray-J?! WTF?! This bitch is famous for being Brandy's little brother and pissing on somebody...yeah, that's definitely someone you can be proud to be on their arm.
Next question: why the fuck would you have unprotected sex with some whore you just met?! Especially a whore who PISSED on somebody on tape! And this whore screwed Superhead and any other video ho he could get his nasty, feeloading hands on. Have some damn self-esteem, ladies! Letting some Z list deadbeat use you as his cumdumpster is not cute.
With that said, I guess I should consider the source...the bitch has an animal tattooed on her face. Classy.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Why doesn't VH1 give her a show called "Wheel Of Father?" Then other talent-deficient manwhores like John Mayer and Adam Levine can compete with Ray J to find out who the baby daddy is.
It can't get any Armageddon-level trashier than this.
Submitted by smokeybaconflavour: "Why are people competing to date him? He has no career or talent and he isn't even really hot."
They just want to win at something. Doesn't matter what.
It's like when I'm trying to get my kids to do something. I say "Who's going to finish getting dressed first?" or "Who's going to be first getting out of the tub?"
Or people who jump into bar fights just to be involved.
Ewww To Ray J and all the slutwhores on that show. He has a pot belly and titties and she's telling the world she fucked that? Ewww just EWWW.
I won't even watch this trash, that's how much it disgusts me. Also, homegirl needs to work real hard on that weave.
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WHY did FTLORJ have to be on now of all times?! i just *had* to watch a minute.. silly me. Ray says he doesn't "like to be mind boggled". Okay. Things he shouldn't think about then:
-how he became "famous"
-how he'll keep from fading into obscurity
-why even TWO women would compete for his love (especially if neither was ever on the pipe)
-if the herpesyphicrab infection he got from the show can be cured
~~Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet~~
SAD. He fucks to stay relevant and this bitch announces her oh so stupidity to the world (via face and uterus) for attention. That poor baby doesn't stand a chance.
also must say i'm sure this chick is no stranger to the what pregnancy? clinic but sees $$$$ on this one so she figured she'd keep it.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 3:35pm.
Ugh tattoos on black people in general look retarded they always end up lookin like some dumb birthmark because you can NEVER make them out!
Yeah, I know what you mean. It's like "tattoos" on white people, just too EXTREME on all that pale skin......
Other names for the show:
"How I Caught Herpes."
"New Tattoos For My Face."
"The Maury Bus"
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the hell kind of tattoo is that? looks like an obese mosquito landed on her face and Ray J squashed it with his dick.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
So I'm assuming this bitch doesn't even end up winning the hooker fest either...
You must die. I alone am best.
so glad these skanks and faux celebs keep their diseases mingled amongst each other...ray j doesn't use a condom....i'm done...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
He is gross and not just because he pees on people.
She has a tattoo on her face?! IF that's not attention-whoring I don't know what is. Ray-J impregnanted her on a TV show?! Now that's pretty bad in my book.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I really wish the show coulda been called "How I Met Your Mother."
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Whoa. I actually didn't think these people really slept together on all of these reality shows, I just thought they sort of kissy-faced for the cameras, which is already gross.
You have less than zero dignity and are just the trashiest piece to walk the earth if you would fuck a guy on a reality show who's apparently fucking up to thirteen other chicks?? Holy smokes, it actually blows my mind.
Ray my dude tell me you didn't hit that? PLEASE PLEASE! I thought your standards were pretty low with Kim Karrdashian but tiger face bitch? NO WAY!!!
HAHAHAHA! TWO DUMB FU@K$. THAT POOR KID DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE.
Why are people competing to date him? He has no career or talent and he isn't even really hot. He's hot enough if you're drunk and there are no other options and you're bored with jerking off, but that's it.
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jimmy bocca - while her tats look like doo-doo, mine are easy to make out and have color. The key is to not get your tattoo done on a prison yard with a bic pen and a walkman motor.
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