Open Post: Hosted By JLove's Fugly Carpet-Thing
That "size 2" carpet fugness all over JLove is begging to be ripped off and Dirt Deviled. After that, I'm going to hang it up over my memaw's vinyl and rattan sofa as fine art. Seriously, my memaw had a shag rug or a damn blanket hanging up on almost every wall. She said it was cheaper than going to the swap meet and buying Monet posters. Point pretty much taken. And when I asked why she had bouquets of backyard tree branches in 99 Cent Store vases all over her house, she said, "My social security check does not cover silk flowers!" Point taken, the sequel.
Here's JLove taking my grandma's new art piece to lunch yesterday in L.A. In the first thumbnail, I almost swooned at the sight of the graceful butchie gayelle, but then my eyes heaved at the cell phone on her waist band. That is something I refuse to accept no matter how well you know how to work a power drill.
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Someone please get this girl the phone numero to a stylist real quick!!! Really??!!! You had nothing better to choose from your closet......nothin huh? WOW!!! I just don't get it. Maybe she knows it's fugly and is trying to get some attention. Well honey.....Great job!!! Jeeeezzzz!!!
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I am confused why celebrities are interested in dating online? She was found by her fans on a rich dating site "celebmingle.com". Do you believe this? I hope it is not real.
Night Jim Bob...
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Nighty TV!
nite, all
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Night Horz!
Awww... night all. Imma gonna peek back later then. See if Sandbitch kicks the visitors out and comes back in.
*eyes last half a bottle*
*makes plans*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Nighty Grape! Good to see you!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
I'ma drinkin passion fruit flavored vodka and soda. But I be done. Kid just woke up, hotter than fucking mercury and crying.
Nighty.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:27am.
wait, that was smacking around?
fucking amateurs
nite
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:23am.
Ha! Young, dumb and full of cum? Sounds like some ex's I know.
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Also sounds like Tom Cruise the day after he met Travolta.
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Ew @ Cream filled TommyBoy. HAHA!!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
i've grown weary of smacking TV around for one evening...seriously, thanks TV for letting me use u to practice my "U Got Served" one-liners!
i have got to turn in...all my furry friends, including my husband, have long gone to bed
G'nite, my wonderful Dlister friends! See u on the flip side!
Grape
Submitted by M.E. on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:15am.
*pours another drink*
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Whatcha drinkin M.E.?
*pours anadda glass o' wine*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:18am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:13am.
Grrrrr. So... I'm taking over TITS job to convince you to get a headset. STAT!!
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gee, she never even asked if I had picked one up today, as instructed.
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She's a pushy bitch, no?
*trying to woo TITS from lurkerville*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:19am.
Ha! Young, dumb and full of cum? Sounds like some ex's I know.
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Also sounds like Tom Cruise the day after he met Travolta.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by M.E. on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:11am.
Two Cents, when you have low self esteem, daddy issues and are young, dumb aYou take and full of cum....you take shit that your rational adult self, would never take.
These day's I'd Lorena Bobbit a bitch for touching me.
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Ha! Young, dumb and full of cum? Sounds like some ex's I know.
Been there, done that... it's good being a grown up. No-one's gonna fuck with me without losing something precious. Not sayin I'd bobbit anyone, not sayin I wouldn't.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:13am.
Grrrrr. So... I'm taking over TITS job to convince you to get a headset. STAT!!
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gee, she never even asked if I had picked one up today, as instructed.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Apparently, my husband helped my parental units move today.
Had a friend help him and come over....yet failed to inform me.
We were supposed to assist, tomorrow.
Whatever.
*pours another drink*
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:10am.
I've been smoking for 25 years, you haven't heard how heavy my breathing is.
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Grrrrr. So... I'm taking over TITS job to convince you to get a headset. STAT!!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:06am.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:05am.
That's ok, I can take it as well as dish it out.
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u left yourself wide open on that one...at least that's what mr. ed said
Two Cents, when you have low self esteem, daddy issues and are young, dumb aYou take and full of cum....you take shit that your rational adult self, would never take.
These day's I'd Lorena Bobbit a bitch for touching me.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:09am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:03am.
I consider breathing foreplay.
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*clears throat*
YER DOIN IT WRONG!!
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I've been smoking for 25 years, you haven't heard how heavy my breathing is.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:03am.
I consider breathing foreplay.
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*clears throat*
YER DOIN IT WRONG!!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Can I squeeze in a drink before I go night night???
Yes, I can.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:03am.
LOL. That there is why I love this place. And I'm not even sure what a donkey punch is.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
That aint hand lotion, it's vasoline.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:05am.
That's ok, I can take it as well as dish it out.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
i cant believe i just wrote...team v, i'm sorry you were on the ass end of my joke (oops! there i go again)
I'd fuck a cunt up if he hit me. Unless it was good smacks. I'll be the judge.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by M.E. on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 2:57am.
He's slippery. I blame the hand lotion.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by M.E. on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 3:01am.
TV - that deserves a smack down.
But you consider that foreplay.....no?
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I consider breathing foreplay.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by M.E. on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 2:57am.
TV hasn't IM'd me yet then!
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i think he's moved on to farm animals now. i hear he likes to "keep it real" with the donkey punching.
I love the sound of rain...
TV - that deserves a smack down.
But you consider that foreplay.....no?
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 2:57am.
It'll be back. Trust. They just haven't decided who to attack next.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Two Cents - Yeah, I've known a couple white boy versions of Chris Brown.
*young naieve stupidity face*
Submitted by M.E. on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 2:57am.
TV hasn't IM'd me yet then!
And I won't be, with that attitude (smiley with tongue sticking out)
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by M.E. on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 2:55am.
You know Chris Brown?
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Mk obviously doesn't watch ER, cuz last night he missed Kimmy Gibbler on it.
The off topic police have STFU thanks to the open post.
One of the best things MK has come up with.
TV hasn't IM'd me yet then!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 2:48am.
sometimes i get a little worried that we're going to lose our funnier posters because of the fighting mess, especially our male posters...i know they've got to get sick of the drama
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I think that shit has passed... I think. The off topic polic have pissed off lately.
*cow-tow-ing* Thank you open post!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
I don't see TV? Where is that bastard?
M.E. :
i think valtrex is busy searching peoplefinder.com for women he hasn't let slap him yet
we may not hear from him for awhile
Hobo Pheonix is certifiable. For real. It isn't even funny.
Ok, Letterman was funneh.
Submitted by M.E. on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 2:52am.
Are any of you hookers even here?
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I'm not. And I haven't seen me either.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I've had my share of beat downs from pussy ass men, yes.
I am addresssing all you fucking bitches as horz!
It's hailing again!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 02/14/2009 - 2:51am.
do u like getting smacked around?
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Not at all, just hate to stop when I so close to the end.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
M.E: who the hell are you addressing ho'? just kidding
we outta stage a good fight...kind of like a joaquin phoenix thing?