What A Lovely Mother And Her Two Children.....But Wait....
You see that cute little boy holding that baby? Well, that's not his little sister he's holding. That's his fucking daughter. And he's not 5 years old, he's 13! AND the bitch sitting next to him who kind of looks like she should be eaten by Pac-Man is his baby mama! We can safely file this under: That little fucker can make sperm?!
This story out of Britain from The Sun has sparked OUTRAGE! Okay, not really outrage, but everyone that sent it to me either titled it: "WHAT THE FUCK" or "THIS IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT." CAPs and everything.
Anylittleboyjizzisnotthebusiness, this is 13-year-old Alfie Patten, his 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle Steadman and their brand new baby girl Maisie Roxanne. Baby Maisie was made after Alfie's first night of sexy times ever. Don't even try to picture lil' Alfie and old girl bumping fuck parts, unless you want to be tapped on the shoulder by PedoBear. He'll dance a jig and give you a thumb's up. That's not the way to start your Friday.
When Chantelle told Alfie she was knocked up, he decided they should keep it and raise it themselves. Toddler Alfie, who is 4 feet tall, conceived Maisie when he was just 12. He admits that he doesn't really know much about raising a baby. That makes sense since he hasn't even hit puberty yet. Alfie said in his little boy voice, “I thought it would be good to have a baby. I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”
The two have moved in with Chantelle's jobless daddy in his council house (which is like the projects, sort of). They will most likely receive government assistance to raise Maisie. Alfie's father thinks his son is taking responsibility, “He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.”
Alfie should be playing with building blocks, not fucking around with pussy! Bitch is too short to push a damn baby stroller! But at least he can share sippy cups with his daughter. And when Maisie gets older, she can help her father with his homework. Seriously, Chris Hansen take the wheel and let's go save baby Maisie, because she is effed.
Between this fuckery and the Crazy Baby Lady fiasco, newborns are having the worst year EVER.
If you can take it, go to The Sun and watch the video of Alfie with his baby. This is the opposite of BENJAMIN BUTTON'S shit!
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HOLY SHMOKES. i was looking at that photo on the news page...and for one second i thought chantelle was alfie's mom! ZOMG.
Oh shit! When I saw the picture and before reading the whole article I just KNEW they were either from Britain or somewhere in Appalachia!
Oh God, all kinds of wrong.
Happy Valentine's Day, y'all. I'm celebrating it with a sinus infection. *sobs*
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 11:53pm.
Thanks, Frito. I'd love the company on the rampage.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Doing the math...I guess they'll be grandparents when they're about 30.
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How come she looks about 4 feet taller and 10 years older?
Wow..a kid at 13 years old. F'd up shit.
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when i was 12 I could also produce sperm and looked like an infant myself so I do believe this boy could father a baby..What is disturbing to me is that the girl needs a sharpie desperately I'm shocked MK didn't even mention it..
Submitted by fauve on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 8:26pm.
Please tell me this is some kind of sick joke. The boy looks younger than my 7-year-old niece and the girl could've been on the set of "The Shining." Her face is the stuff of nightmares.
Everyone who's spawning children these days makes me want to sharpen the knives and go on a spay-and-neuter rampage. I'm joining the other posters who are hiding under the bed with plate of cookies until it's all over. My brain hurts.
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I think I'll be joining you on your spay and neuter rampage. This has got to be a joke. I agree with the other posters who are saying that this old whore is using that poor little boy. This is messed up.
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I wonder how the hell they got together.
He looks eight and she looks like an anemic 25-30 year old.
Although apparently that's just a really heinous picture because she actually looks her age in the video. She just looks awkward and very pale.
They need to do a DNA test. That little ho tricked the little boy. He ain't the daddy. He looks like he's 7.
I can't believe he & his family bought the story that he's the daddy.
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The war isn't working.
When I fist saw the pic I thought "NO way in hell that girl is only 15", but after going to the website and watching the video, it's clear they're both still quite immature. Where were their parents in all this? It's just astounding.
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o_O This BETTER not be true. He looks to be 7 or 9 not 13. Good lord I hope its a scam.
Oh hell to the naw! Where was this kid's mother? Poor baby Maisie! She is ruined.
This story is so fucking creepy so I choose not to believe it.
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15, my ass!
she looks 30, he looks 10, and the baby looks speshul...poor baby.
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Please tell me this is some kind of sick joke. The boy looks younger than my 7-year-old niece and the girl could've been on the set of "The Shining." Her face is the stuff of nightmares.
Everyone who's spawning children these days makes me want to sharpen the knives and go on a spay-and-neuter rampage. I'm joining the other posters who are hiding under the bed with plate of cookies until it's all over. My brain hurts.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
OMG, dont tell Miss Jackson about this kid - she'll be on the next flight to London! Just imagine - a cute little boy with pubic hair and cum-ability! Miss Jackson will be mopping up her jizz every 5 minutes on that flight...
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I'm not so much disgusted as I am sad for those involved. Kids are fucking. This kind of stuff has been happening since way before our time and will continue to happen. For better or worse it happens.I may not do it and you may not do it, but somebody will. It sucks to see them lose their youth to the obligations of parenthood. And it REALLY sucks learning that lesson the hard way. I wish them the best.
He can't even have pubic hair and I doubt he's popped his cherry yet. I'm not buying it.
I am LMAO. Why didn't I call in sick again today so I could've been here to enjoy the posts. I can't go back and read everything dammit.
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That baby is not his. Look at the complexions of both parents. Whoever fathered this baby has a darker skin tone.
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How much you want to bet Octopussy has already contacted him to be the donor for her next litter?
i'm not convinced "daddy" is 13...i thought girls matured faster than boys, so why would this chick think of sex with someone who looks and sounds like he's 8 years old....terrible...
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Aww! Congrats to the happy couple!
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Nah - not buying it.
That girl is a freaking paedophile. What normal 15 year old girl would be attracted a boy who looks 10? Sick bitch.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
PLEASE let this be a sick, twisted freakin' hoax!!! I read in an article by the Associated Press that this chick was on birth control and "missed one pill" and got pregnant. WTF??!!?? This was the 12 year-old boy's first time and he said he didn't really understand what might happen, but this girl clearly did if she was on the pill!! I just hope to hell this is FAKE!! There are just too many questions...how the f*** is that 9 year-old looking boy 12 - and if he is 12 but hasn't hit puberty how is he producing "live ones", and why the hell aren't that boy's parents demanding a paternity test??? This obviously wasn't her first time if she was on the pill so why is no one questioning the paternity here? Since neither set of grandparents (God, I gag just typing that!!) seem upset by this I hope Britain's equivalent of child services steps in to check this out. I can't help but be concerned that this boy was set up to take the fall to cover up for something even more sick that a 12 year old fathering a child with a much older and larger girl! Please just let it be a SICK JOKE; but either way prosecute the HELL out of all 4 grandparents for putting their young son and daughter's names and photos out there in connection with a sick freakin' story that has now made international headlines! And since the little baby is obviously real, please give it a safe, normal home to be raised in away from these nuts!
... that crazy bitch looks like she'll eat your soul.
if i didnt know she was 15 i'd totally say she was older and that she's a pedo... *shudder*
They better get a DNA test no way that boy made that baby.
WHAT IN FUCKING HELL IS THIS SHIT!!!!! That little boy? And why the fuck is a 15 year old girl fucking a 12 year old boy? I was not interested in 12 year olds when I was 15!! That is some sick ass shit. That boy looks like a damn baby himself and that bitch looks about 35! Good lord I'mma pass out.
That "mother" rides the short bus.
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The boy's head is still disproportionately large like a baby's or a very young child's head. I can't believe anyone except a pedo could be attracted to anyone so small and childlike.
For the sake of all concerned I hope this is just a sick joke. BTW, this kid looks like a brunette version of one of the Children of the Damned. Or Christina Ricci.
Disgusting.
The boy looks like he's 7. I don't care if he is 13, what 15 year old girl looks at him and says let's do sexy times? Wouldn't you feel like a pedo. She is a minger so I guess she has to get what she can.
Makes me glad we're not as lenient as the UK. At least in my state you have to prove beyond a doubt that your ass needs that gov money. They don't hand out shit. They'll fuck you so hard you'll wish you never asked for assistance. You'd be better off selling your ass at a truck stop.
The Sun? It's British, they are the worst liars with press stories and always copying the US. Nah, not buying this one. I can just picture some brown toothed Brit dreaming this up to sell copies.
What. the. fuck. I'm beyond disturbed.
Come on, news by THE SUN?! Must be fake.
the GF is just plain weird! the boy looks like a 7 year old WTF!
Freaking crazy and very sad.
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Shocked by the kid's age, but not surprised by the situation. With the welfare culture of the UK, why would anyone want to work and take personal responsibility? Like Keane mentioned, everyone loves to blame the government for their problems and everyone loves to take advantage of taxpayer money. I see parallels with California as well. Too many freeloaders and next thing you know, the system is broke. It really boils my blood when people take advantage of what is supposed to be a last resort safety net. They really need to crack down on welfare recipients. I don't care if it's SSI, disability, WIC, food stamps, people need to be held accountable, and instead of giving money directly to the recipient, it should go straight to the landlord, electric company, grocery store, etc. Everything's electronic nowadays...your food stamps should be rejected if you spend it on beer and chips instead of produce and milk. Disability should be evaluated every year. If you have money for manicures and cable TV, then no free health care for you. If you dare show up to the ER with a common cold or constipation from eating too many burgers, guess what? You're footing the bill. I hate to sound so cold, but when the gov't starts giving out too much, people get lazy and fraudulent. If you have that fear that you can end up on the streets, I guarantee you people will be up at the crack of dawn working their asses off.
Wow. I'm just not sure I'm buying this...
Happy V-Day to all here, in advance.
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