What A Lovely Mother And Her Two Children.....But Wait....
You see that cute little boy holding that baby? Well, that's not his little sister he's holding. That's his fucking daughter. And he's not 5 years old, he's 13! AND the bitch sitting next to him who kind of looks like she should be eaten by Pac-Man is his baby mama! We can safely file this under: That little fucker can make sperm?!
This story out of Britain from The Sun has sparked OUTRAGE! Okay, not really outrage, but everyone that sent it to me either titled it: "WHAT THE FUCK" or "THIS IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT." CAPs and everything.
Anylittleboyjizzisnotthebusiness, this is 13-year-old Alfie Patten, his 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle Steadman and their brand new baby girl Maisie Roxanne. Baby Maisie was made after Alfie's first night of sexy times ever. Don't even try to picture lil' Alfie and old girl bumping fuck parts, unless you want to be tapped on the shoulder by PedoBear. He'll dance a jig and give you a thumb's up. That's not the way to start your Friday.
When Chantelle told Alfie she was knocked up, he decided they should keep it and raise it themselves. Toddler Alfie, who is 4 feet tall, conceived Maisie when he was just 12. He admits that he doesn't really know much about raising a baby. That makes sense since he hasn't even hit puberty yet. Alfie said in his little boy voice, “I thought it would be good to have a baby. I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”
The two have moved in with Chantelle's jobless daddy in his council house (which is like the projects, sort of). They will most likely receive government assistance to raise Maisie. Alfie's father thinks his son is taking responsibility, “He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.”
Alfie should be playing with building blocks, not fucking around with pussy! Bitch is too short to push a damn baby stroller! But at least he can share sippy cups with his daughter. And when Maisie gets older, she can help her father with his homework. Seriously, Chris Hansen take the wheel and let's go save baby Maisie, because she is effed.
Between this fuckery and the Crazy Baby Lady fiasco, newborns are having the worst year EVER.
If you can take it, go to The Sun and watch the video of Alfie with his baby. This is the opposite of BENJAMIN BUTTON'S shit!