The Photoshop Awards: Beth Ditto On Love Magazine

OR she is imitating the cover of mechanical animals, the marilyn manson album.

she has those nipples common among people with large boobs and pale skin that just kind of disappear into her boob. she actually has really large nipples but theyre extremely pale. i noticed that in her pornographic spread in the magazine On Our Backs.

Tooooo fat!!
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Hellooooo there, Miss Ditto! How you doin'? Long time, no see, pretty lady! MK has been so busy reporting on babies and Kanye West and Katie Holmes that he hasn't had time for you, or your fellow lovely English Rose, Jodie Marsh. He's even decreased the frequency of his Rojo Caliente posts a little! I know, I know! It's too bizarre to believe. Glad you're back,though. So nice to see your beautiful face again!

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Thanks! :) I'm thisclose to having a breakdown - so much damn school work! They expect you to read and everything nowadays! This is horrible, but at least I'm almost done.

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 9:44am.
I will say this. she has an incredible voice, and a really pretty face. Pretty eyes.
Watch her on Youtube sometime.

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Ditto.

Ha, I'm so witty.

Seriously, I really like her. I'd rather see her anytime than Mariah or Rumer Willis or Chloe Lattanzi. Now those hurt your eyes.

Does this bitch ever keep her clothes on???
Also, how come all the shots of Love magazine I've seen have Agyness Deyn on the cover? I assume there's a British edition and a US edition.

Say what you will, but the lady has self-confidence. I know if I looked like that I'd sure as hell not let ANYONE see me naked, never mind take pictures of me!

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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK

I will say this. she has an incredible voice, and a really pretty face. Pretty eyes.
Watch her on Youtube sometime.

At first I thought Jessica Simpson had cut and died her hair. The back fat rolls match up with her.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 7:53am.

the photo shoots over ? I can haz cheezeburgerz now ?
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More like ~The photo shoot over? Can I exhale, holding in my stummy is makin' me dizzy.

P.S. Good morning! YAY! No more patients til 9:30 and the Dr. might do house callS!! YAY!!!

My friend recommended me a very interesting place [ 40 P l u s S E E K I N G . C 0 M ] where 40 plus mature singles looking for someone to enjoy their sports lifestyle with.

the photo shoots over ? I can haz cheezeburgerz now ?

Queen Charisma, love your sig and your avie. How is life in the olive groves of Academe?

I know it's been said, but where in the fuck are her nipples?!
If anyone ever wanted confirmation that magazines are airbrushed to hell, look no further. There's no stretchmarks, no dimply skin....and again, no nipples.

For any fellow AC/DC fans out there, I was suddenly reminded of the song 'Whole Lotta Rosie' - Bon's song about fucking this large, red-headed woman, named (funnily enough) Rosie.

I imagine this is what Bon encountered way back in the 1970s.

omg I love that Isla is all over your site! In the Uk she's a huge star for about 11 yrs or so. We used to be obsessed as kids with her character Shannon Reed in aussie soap "Home & Away" and I was lucky enough to meet her when she came to the Uk. I thought she'd be stuck up but she wasn't she was so lovely, down to earth and kind and caring. Really lovely girl, she was just a teen herself then too.
so glad to see how well she's doing, and landed a plump role like this in her early 30's! Brilliant :) Go Isla!!

MK, for how long is your site going to be raped by isla fisher?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?? I CAN'T SHARE YOU WITH HER

Seconding what zexyliz said: congrats on the bigass sponsorship score!

Kiss,
Fifi

"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."

Ok So I am not a fan of Jessica Simpson but how is everyone going to call her fat while thinking this is normal?
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is it weird that I thought she was kelly osbourne at first?

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Congrats Michael K for truly reaching the next level of blogging (by hawking that movie in the background). You might have even reached the level of that *other* blogger (you know, the one that's not as cool or snarky as you). Yay to you!

Bloody nora! are there NO west coasters here?

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i'm pretty damn tired myself...i'm usually asleep by now...you guys keep the home fires burning! good nite all!

Night everyone! I'm gone, too. This paper won't finish itself...

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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke

FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc

But TITS - you're out where that's not really common. It's not overly common here, either. But I saw WAY less of that out west than here.
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you know what's even weirder? I swear it seems like there are only 2 black people that live here. If I ever see more than that then I know they're either tourists or a ship is in. it's fucking WEIRD!! Whites and a smattering of asians, that's it. Never lived anywhere like it.

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nite miss thang!

Dang it's mass exodus. I'm out too then nitey all.

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*nodding off at computer* Goodnight people!! Ya'll were so much fun!!!:)

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nite angel and valtrex!

Night TV and angel!

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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke

FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc

Yeah, right. He's stalking me. Trust.
It's ok tho - I like it:)

(;x)♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:57am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:42am.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:39am.

Come to Jersey
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Holy shit!
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that's all you got bitch?

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That's my cue to be outty before i get chopped to bits.

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:56am.

night, Angel, following you out the door (but not in a creepy stalker way)

nite, everyone, y'all were a lot of fun tonight!

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Submitted by HotParisHilton on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 11:55pm.
I am intelligent. That's what people are so misunderstood about me.

Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:53am.
lol gyeah, naw dont mind at all:)
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AIGHT MISTIN! that's like old school puertorican, girl. I dont think the new kids even use that anymore.

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Nitol!

I forgot that part.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:42am.

Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:40am.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:39am.

Come to Jersey
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Holy shit!
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that's all you got bitch?

oh yeah baby tonight we're not picking on canadians.

bend over and get ready to start counting because I've just been out in the yard and have something for you.

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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S

MUST. STOP. TYPING.

MUST. SLEEP. NOW.

Now I'm talking like my white quasi goth, renaissance space geek half-sister!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:52am.
when you say 'Jersey' without the 'New' it sounds like a cow.
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I'm just a typical puertorican, we lazy, we shorten words, give nicknames to have to call someone by they long ass name, even if it's short. Eva = Ev. I'm trying to b economical in my typing because i'm laaaazy

[rant] these fucking ads slow everything down[/rant]

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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:54am.
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ME!!!!! And it was pretty good too.

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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke

FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc

Submitted by korupsi on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:51am.

TITS: i just read your comment on the other post.

lol (about Beethoven).
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sorry. I'm a pissy bitch when I spot something like that. It makes me all smug and warm inside to point out others errors.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:38am.
I had a gf once who was 3 inches taller than me, and I was like a little kid on the monkey bars! Mostly due to the penis size! Damn these Irish genes!
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r u making a comment about the size of your penis? wait i'm confused (again)? wat's being of irish ancestry go to do with it?

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:52am.

Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 02/13/2009 - 1:47am.

I'm not "from" Jersey. So it's all goody. I like it here enough though. So far. I'm not deep in Jersey either.
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when you say 'Jersey' without the 'New' it sounds like a cow.
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Well, it just sounds wrong, really.

It sounds like he should say: Joisey:)

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Has anyone here ever had sex with a large person?

I had one bf that had a beer gut and that was kinda icky, but he had a southern accent that made up for it.

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@Miss Thang: Tragic.

It's people like that that turn me into a tree hugger. If it wasn't for them I'd be pretty normal.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

lol gyeah, naw dont mind at all:)

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!