DEATHMATCH: Billy Mays vs. Vince ShamWow
When Vince ShamWow's name comes up, Billy Mays rolls up his sleeves, sandpapers the inside of his throat and goes off. During an interview with Adam Corolla, a caller asked about Vince and Billy went on and on about how he was going to take that little bitch down. Billy said that when it comes to the ShamWow, Billy laid down the foundation, Vince built the house and now he's going to redecorate. Yeah, I don't know how Billy became Debbie Travis. It's like I suddenly switched over to HGTV.
Billy said he was ready to have a pitch-off with Vince any time, any place. That kind of sounds dirty sexy. Why do I picture Billy's hairy low-hangers on Vince's meth-face?
Personally, I think that if they got into a room together, the world would implode. This shit probably has something to do with those two satellites crashing into each other. They heard this news first and couldn't fucking take it. So if Billy and Vince actually faced off, Earth would collide with another planet and turn into star dust.
But seriously, even though Billy looks like he could kill a grizzly bear with his pinky toe, methinks he's still no match for Vince. Vince might look like a tweaked out turtle, but the bitch was crazy enough to start a one-man war against Scientology. Nothing scares him.
Billy's rant is below:
(Thanks Kamila)
Vince rocks! Billy is just jealous that people love Vince's nuts :)
Not sure about it...check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOmvdeNa67E for the most awesome Billy Mays Kaboom video!
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Haha, he is so funn y,i like his show.
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WTF?
"Billy said that when it comes to the ShamWow, Billy laid down the foundation"
Um, no Billy. Look up the name "Ron Popeil" and see who laid down the foundation for YOU.
What a damned fame-whore idiot.
I think Vince is fabulous
Vince all the way. he's ripe for a comedy show of his own. Kind of like a smartass slacker/shister/oily leech type of man moving imto a gentrified neiborhood in NYC. a kind of twisted Seinfeld type of show.
When I hear the words Billy Mays all I think of is a famous black baseball player. With all that hair all over his face, I think he's trying to be that.
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I'm on vince's side all the way...I can appreciate a brooklyn born
hustlah over a from down under awful hidden accented roger
any day....y'know what i'm sayin'???
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Submitted by Noelegy on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 10:45pm.
I clicked on the "Scientology" link in MK's post and found that there is no Wikipedia page entry for "Vince Offer."
Is his last name REALLY "Offer"? That's too perfect.
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I think they meant Off Her. *runs away and hides for fear of retribution*
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Submitted by Noelegy on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 10:45pm.
Here's the right link.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer
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all for the ShamWow guy... anyone who sues the Scienos is alright with me!
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I clicked on the "Scientology" link in MK's post and found that there is no Wikipedia page entry for "Vince Offer."
Is his last name REALLY "Offer"? That's too perfect.
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The shamwow guy has a headset. That should be an automatic win, tbh.
Billy sounds pretty sure of himself, but I would be careful. That little nazi has a crazy look in his eyes!
i have nothing against either, but i will side with Vince only b/c Vince wrote and directed one of the most f'd up movies ever made, "the underground comedy movie," starring slash and joey buttafucco.
I felt the need to add that the Sham Wow guy's chin makes me very nervous as does his little ear piece microphone thing.
At least Billy Mays hocks shit that actually works!
Um, Billy Mays may be a "soft shouter" but the Sham Wow guy is bat shit crazy and looks like he would go "ape shit" on Billy.
FYI, Billy is now hocking HEALTH INSURANCE...hey it's a recession, you gotta do what you gotta do....
aaaaaaa they all took lessons from RON Popeil,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Popeil
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Submitted by BobsBB on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 7:18pm.
I want to see pix of their "O" faces!
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Forget about Billy Mays's voice - let's talk about his arm gesturing - he punctuates almost every syllable with that shit.
And the shamwow guy's face is really creeping me out in that picture. I need to look away now.
I think they'd make a cute odd couple. Can't you just see Vince teabagging Billy while asking, "Do ya love my nuts? You know the Germans always make good stuff." All the while Billy would be screaming. And then they could clean up using ShamWow AND OxiClean...
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ShamWow guy never caught my attention and Billy Mays is "that screaming guy".
Billy Mays is really taking it like a bitch, though, so ShamWow guy.
I'd challenge that "Finally Fast dot com!" tard to a fist fight. I am soooo sick of those commercials! Well, okay, just that stupid kid playing the game and says in that whiny voice: "MOOOOOM MY COMPUTER IS WORKING SO SLOW!"
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I'd favor Billy Mays over Vince ShamWow any day.
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Submitted by ocd can be good on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 6:54pm.
Or when your friends kids have some shit they are selling from those cheesy catalogs that have cow toilet seat covers and the 50 states spoon collections.
I flat out tell them it is junk and I'm not buying!
I hate it when people at work bring some product that they're selling with them and you feel obligated to buy it. It's usually some health product. So, you're stuck with some God awful tasting crap that you know is way over-priced and goes bad at the back of the fridge.
Samy Jooouge Fun Fiber Styler
HSN Price: $17.95
I am curious what Jooouge is?
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 3:23pm.
Joe Schmoe ~ it was shampoo, spray and a bunch of other junk. I mean she had it ALL OVER the freakin' place. She used to bug me saying "oooh, you gotta try this." I'm getting pissed just thinking about it.
I want to shove my foot up the ass of whoever this Sammy douche wad is
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Hahahahahaa...sorry not funny, but I'm picturing you, along with your foot, shoving all his products up his...errrr..well you know..
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 3:00pm.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:57pm.
I like the Enzyte commercials with Bob.
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Its Smilin' Bob!!! I looooove those commercials!! How all the ladies want to sit on the Happy Santa's lap... the part where it shows the pills, interspersed with blocks of wood and different pointing fingers..... and the one where all of the guys at his golf thing raise their hands to indicate that , yes, they would like a bigger dick.... but there's that one who doesn't raise his hand. Wonder what he's packing already. Those ads are brilliant. Yes, I am an insomniac.... and Yes, my mind does go through alot of questions like that at 4am. Anyhoo.... I also think Vince could take Billy.... he looks like a wily weasel... sneaky....
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Submitted by Gaza Strip on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 6:33pm.
I'd DEFINITELY hit Mays. Can you imagine the sound he makes when he shoots????
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I'd DEFINITELY hit Mays. Can you imagine the sound he makes when he shoots????
How can ANYONE not like that nice boy - the Shamwow dude??? How??
funny - my son (hes 12) keeps doing the shamwow commercials and someone got him some for Christmas lol...
Billy Mays lost his cred when he started peddling life insurance and all sorts of crappy crap.I like the Shaminator.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 3:29pm.
@ Stock Broker
I feel your pain.
I think I found him.
http://beauty.hsn.com/samy-salon-hair-care_c-bs0025_a-144_xc.aspx
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some guy named samy...hhahahahahahhaha...that's terrible, stocky...i hope this isn't the same girl that tried to slap u in the restaraunt
MK, you r too much! i needed this laugh today! the dopamine is shooting through my brain right now!
@Stock Broker:
I don't want to aid and abet violence.
http://www.samysalon.com/contact.htm
After this, you're on your own. ;)
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Whoever sold the snuggie wins. Lets sell a backwards bath robe and put it on tv! SNUGGIE!
Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!
I laugh so hard everytime i see the shamwow commercial "call now because we can't do this all day". LOL
I love it. He got that jersey accent too which makes it even funny. I can just picture one of those rude bitches telling customers call because "they don't have all day" too.
He's a good pitch man and needs to do more commercials with some new one liners.
I hate Adam Corolla and his thinly vieled racisim...hes a scumbag low life who needs to suck it!
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omg dont even THINK of choosing anyone but Vince!
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i dunno, it sells itself
Vince seems like a douche douchesicle!
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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 3:35pm.
If you put these two profile to profile, it's the same dude!
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Hehehe, just like Nickelback.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 3:05pm.
I used to have a girlfriend that liked watching some dude name "Sammy" on some shopping channel.
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I don't know who he is, but I found an unused bottle of his hair gel in my bathroom and tossed it last week. I suppose that freaking "Sammy" is making his rounds everywhere.
If you put these two profile to profile, it's the same dude!
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Momus ~ that's gotta be it. Find me his address so I can go kick the livin' sh*t out of him.
Team Shamwow Vince!
If only he sold Snuggies...
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@ Stock Broker
I feel your pain.
I think I found him.
http://beauty.hsn.com/samy-salon-hair-care_c-bs0025_a-144_xc.aspx
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Joe Schmoe ~ it was shampoo, spray and a bunch of other junk. I mean she had it ALL OVER the freakin' place. She used to bug me saying "oooh, you gotta try this." I'm getting pissed just thinking about it.
I want to shove my foot up the ass of whoever this Sammy douche wad is.
Team Vince! I love the Shamwow commercials.
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I'd pick Billy Mays, his Pittsburgh accent can slay Vince's Joisey (or wherever) accent.