Kate Hudson's Sexy Bathroom Pole Dancing
Kate Hudson has talked about her love of pole dancing before, because it's fun and makes her feel empowered as a strong woman of the world. Bleh, bleh, bleh. If you ask any pole Kate's smeared her bits on, they'd say it makes them feel weepy and suicidal.
Anygoldiehawnneedstoslapherchild, a sourcie tells UsWeekly (via The Scoop) that Kate had a stripper pole installed in her bathroom and she's proud of it! They said, “She’s so proud of it. She was laughing and giddy like a kid when the thing was installed! She holds on with both her arms and flips her legs into the air. It’s kind of amazing and totally sexy.”
They got the work order wrong. The pole was supposed to be installed up her ass.
But seriously, there has to be a good reason for this. Kate Hudson is like all green and shit, right? Like she loves hugging trees and stuff? Maybe this is her way of saving toilet paper. After she takes a shit, she gets on the pole, flips her legs into the air, wraps her ass cheeks around it and slides that shit clean. Shit and slide!
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She's just gross. How come she looks to me like she smells?
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:03pm.
I installed a stripper pole in my broom closet. No, wait-- that's my Swiffer. My lady bits have never been so clean.
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:03pm.
I installed a stripper pole in my broom closet. No, wait-- that's my Swiffer. My lady bits have never been so clean.
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LOL! you is on FIRE today! ssssssssssssssssssssssss.
How big is her freakin bathroom? Her poor son has to grow up knowing what a whore his mother is...That's so sad. Does it make her feel special that she is good at it? Not that all strippers are on drugs, but if a skinny, cracked out, drunk chick can work the pole every night, it cant be that challenging...unless you are really totally fat & out of shape...I totally do not get the whole pole dancing rage, a lap dance is much sexier than humping & climbing a cold metal pole.
She once said she likes to have sex in the bathtub. Maybe that's why the stripper pole is in the john. Who knows? Who cares?
This cracks me up since I had some weird nightmare yesterday about Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson in a bathroom...Only there wasn't a pole involved. Just a ShowerPik.
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I don't get the slip and slide effect from mine. It must be old age/lack of juices.
I got pussy burns instead.
I installed a stripper pole in my broom closet. No, wait-- that's my Swiffer. My lady bits have never been so clean.
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I am with you guys...why the bathroom? Why?
Kate Hudson fills me with revulsion anyhow...this just adds to it.
I must confess that I took pole dancing lessons! It was so much fun and such good exercise. I was the only single woman in the class.......all the other women were married and trying to improve their sex lives! One of them told me, " I am taking these classes because my husband had an affair".
I know, TMI!
Um. Stripper poles belong in the bedroom, dumbass.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
LMAO, that bathroom totally smell like ass, shit, grass, hair oil, metal wood, etc
"When the manliest looking guy in your crew is Fonzworhts Bentley (2nd from right) you have a problem"-gyeah
OMG THE IMAGE... IS BURNING MY BRAIN
not cool!
She should stick that pole in her mouth!
allllllrightythen, lets add that to the list of things that shouldn't be done in the bathroom.
hahahhahaha Slutts!
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"Did you pay $20 to see me have sex with Ray-J or did you download it for free?"
-ENT laywer, saying what questions Kim K should have asked when interviwing Grammy Nominees
why in the bathroom?
*shrugs*
o and mk: i can't stop telling you how funny you are....." If you ask any pole Kate's smeared her bits on, they'd say it makes them feel weepy and suicidal"
Why the hell does she believe that we care about her sexcapades and her sex toys.
She is as sexless as white-bread-mayonnaise sandwich.
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A Shit and Slide...wasn't DeeDee injured on one of those last year?
Why the bathroom? It's hard for me to feeling the sexitimes in the bathroom, it has to be unplanned/accidental like him walking in when I'm taking a shower, or leaving the door open while I undress, washing my face, brushing my teeth, or clipping my nails. Any hooker knows the bedroom is the place to start, any good hooker knows the living room can hold a bigger audience.
Shiiiiiiiit! Shit and slide! xD
Seriously, she had a pole installed just so she can do the easiest pole dance maneuver ever (grab it with both hands, hang on, and swing your legs up in the air)...she could've bought monkey bars instead and done the same thing.
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mk, you just outdid yourself with shit and slide! how i love you, you crazy gaybob!
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shit and slide
nice one,MK!
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She was born laughing and giddy, like Goldie but a step downward in talent.
I hate to say this but I love her hair here.
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Shit and Slide... sounds like a ride at the county fair!
LMAO, a Shit and Slid! MK, this is completely rhetorical but, Have you NO shame? None? Really?
hahahaha
I'm jelly tho, cuz I just adjust the shower curtain rod and dance on it when I get the urge.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Just the title of this made me want to barf.
Ew MK that was gross...but why would you pole dance in the bathroom?
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I never stay on topic :)
In the bathroom? Weird.
Kate is such an attention whore.
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"Did you pay $20 to see me have sex with Ray-J or did you download it for free?"
-ENT laywer, saying what questions Kim K should have asked when interviwing Grammy Nominees