Nobody Leaves Vadge!
After A-Roidy admitted to juicing up, he ran back to his ex-wife Cynthia instead of finding comfort in Vadge's big, roidy labia lips. This does not please Vadge. Hear He-Vadge roar!
Some nosy bitch tells Gatecrasher that after the sort-of roid scandal hit, A-Roidy jumped on the next jet to Florida to bawl on Cynthia's biceps. Vadge took this as the "ultimate dis." A-Roidy's people didn't want him to go to Vadge, because they think he's already had enough bad publicity.
The source went on to say, "Madonna and A-Rod have been burning up the phones. and she keeps on insisting that Jesus is just a PR stunt. Alex says he understands, and now he's asking her to understand that salvaging his career is his priority."
Why do I picture them rubbing their phones all over their muscly nutsacks while moaning like bears? Burning up the phone, literally.
Staying away from Vadge is also salvaging his peen. Just like shooting up roids shrivels your dick down a bit, so does sticking it in Vadge's cocktrap.
Vadge is apparently so desperate (the word was made for her) to see A-Roidy that she's planning some kind of secret rendezvous with him in the Hamptons.
Okay, what is it about A-Roidy? Vadge has got herself a sexy cross of raw sex named Jesus and her puss is slobbering over big-titted A-Roidy? Does he cum steroids or some shit? Does it turn her on that her roidy clit is longer and fatter than his wang? I don't get it!
By the way, Mayor Bloomberg better put NYC on high alert. If Vadge is angry, she might start throwing cars around and climbing buildings.
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On one end, i hope Cynthia is woman enuff and has enuff self respect to tell him to go the fuck home, on the other side, i kinda hope that she takes his ass back so i can see Vadge left high and dry and left floundering with her Ego! No one leaves the Vadge and gets away with it, NO ONE!!
wow, she is really sexy!!
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I've had my share of roid peen (i got a new one now) to know steroids do not shrink up peens, for roids make users more horny, harder than before but their nuts truly shrink up, which is a plus for me since big saggy nut sacks are the most ugly thing on a man! the smaller the better!!
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Vadge has always had a thing for athletic guys, guys who look like they spend 20 hours a day in a gym, that's why I never understood why she was with Guy Ritchie.
He was nothing like the men she used to date (horse dick from Sex and the City, Dennis Rodman, Carlos Leon, ...can't remember the others).
Is she a little bit...you know...slow?
He's clearly using her because no-one else is around.
That being said, you know what type of guy he is when it comes to women if you look at the 2 he's been with. He's another juiced up, jockstrap asshole who probably freaks out at the sight of a mere ounce of body fat or cellulite on a woman.
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In the English vocabulary, the term "gorgeous" has been modified to replace "passably pretty".
Vadge is a bitch and hates to lose at anything...she probably feels insulted by him going back to his wife.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Does anyone besides me think A-Rod is a closet homosexual? His wife looks like one of those she-male bodybuilders and now he's with Madge who also looks like she formely had a penis. He seems to have a preference for women who look like men, gotta wonder...
Submitted by CantStandBitches on Thu, 02/12/2009 -10:54am.
a-rod is fug
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I agree!
"Mr. Loverman... Mr Loverman... Shabba"
The guy (that would be the one on the right wearing trunks) seems to like mannish women.
Hmmmm, what would Freud make of this?
Look at the size of his hands..oooo mama
*dabbing at sweaty brow whilst fanning self*
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I knew pro baseballers. ALL pussywhipped. Not a single one who isn't.
it seems she's a thicker woman who is amaznign shape...of course, assuming she didn't juice up too, or more likely, use HGH. Weren't there a bunch of blinds about Madonna "giving vitamin shots" to people during recording sessions or something? I also remember something about her shooting up on a plane....In about 20 years, you gotta wonder what sort of medical issues they'll have from injecting all that shit.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Wow...
Vadge has got herself a sexy cross of raw sex named Jesus and her puss is slobbering over big-titted A-Roidy? Does he cum steroids or some shit? Does it turn her on that her roidy clit is longer and fatter than his wang? I don't get it!
That is a masterpiece right there.
God, I love this picture. It makes me laugh lol
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Dirk Diggler on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 11:07am.
Looks like Cynthia is no stranger to the needle herself. Look at those thighs!
In a wrestling match between Cynthia and Madge, my money would be on Cynthia.
Celebrity Deathmatch!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity_Deathmatch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj1LS45H7CY&feature=PlayList&p=E22D06B42D...
I think it is fantastic when women are in great shape, but those thighs are man-like.
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"Did you pay $20 to see me have sex with Ray-J or did you download it for free?"
-ENT laywer, saying what questions Kim K should have asked when interviwing Grammy Nominees
That picture reminds me SO much of the one of Roid-ger Clemens and his wife... the one where she roided up for her big photoshoot for Sports Illustrated. Of course, we only know she used roids because Roger threw her under the bus in front of Congress. Prick!
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West
@Dallas:
(hums) Dude looks like a lady....
Wait, I meant to sing:
"Lady looks like a dude....."
Aerosmith, get on it!
Why would he cheat on Cynthia with Madonna? She looks WAY better than Vadge.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
hmmmmmmmmm I wonder how pissed she'll be when she sees this?
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/02/arod-on-the-loose-without-...
OMFG Hysteria, that is PRICELESS! LMAO!
This rings false. My God, can't people make up good gossip today. You know Vadge isn't one to "support anyone" at a time of need. GET REAL. It would mean that Vadge is actually human! LOL.
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Maybe SheHulk Vadge & Cynthia can have an American Gladiator cage fight.
I'd pay to see that.
i have to say that he seemed genuinely relieved at getting the lie off his chest on espn...
i hear alot of people commented on how orange he looked during the interview...i thought it was just my television, but A-rod apparently overdosed on mystic tan before getting honest
RodZilla and Chyna are back together. She is so gonna bitch slap him with her big fat peen.
Spider Vadge, Spider Vadge
cant have Aroid... no one can
She gonna kill his ass!!!
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She's a Brick House:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4EC8SrQKL4
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Wait, Sports Illustrated isn't a comic book?
hahahah Vadge climbing buildings and throwing cars like The Thing...or The Hulk... one of them freaks
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
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cheetahstripes, So, what does that tell you about him? Hmmmmm!
I read an article just the other day, where A-Rod supposedly likes his women to like semi-tranny..i.e. lots of toned muscles and sh**. Sounds like homeboy has some repressed homosexual tendencies goin' on there. I don't see what the big hub-bub is about this douch is anyway. I don't find him attractive in the least bit.
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Run for your life AROID!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 10:51am.
sheeps I beg to differ re Aroid being hot...
I know--to each his or her own. Beg away! Whenever the topic of "hot" comes up on DL, I like reading the wildly disparate opinions of who is and isn't.
Looks like Cynthia is no stranger to the needle herself. Look at those thighs!
In a wrestling match between Cynthia and Madge, my money would be on Cynthia.
Gentle friends, take a moment from your dreary work, close your eyes, and get a visual on that...
too many icky pictures for some one whose coffee pot died this morning.
these people are all far grosser to me than Joaquin
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thanks snowy and islandgirl, it was just layin' there
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oh, and a-rod is now spent. vadge is desperate but not stupid 'pr' wise
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They're having a Bow Flex moment.
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Snowpiece: A! *hitting my forehead and saying 'I should had had my V8 today'
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thank u :o)
cocktrap! hhahahaha
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
a-rod is fug
"When the manliest looking guy in your crew is Fonzworhts Bentley (2nd from right) you have a problem"-gyeah
I know, that was hysterical Hysteria!!!
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 10:52am.
"Jesus is just a PR stunt"
- i've been trying to tell christians that for eons
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Hee hee!! :)
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"Jesus is just a PR stunt"
- i've been trying to tell christians that for eons
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they kinda look like they're recreating some ancient greek homo-olympic statue
sheeps I beg to differ re ArIod being hot...
I meant ARoid
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
It looks like A-Roid has been sharing those drugs. Vadge and his wife both have bodies like men.
Something about A-Rod makes me want to punch him in the face. But I feel the same way about Vadge.
He reminds me of an old Ken doll my cousin had when we were kids:
http://www.adobe.com/designcenter/thinktank/tt_tunstall/tt_tunstall_2.jp...
I haven't seen one picture of him where his head looks like it belongs on his body. I don't find anything about him attractive in the slightest.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Jesus Luz is hot but nothing else. A-Rod is (allegedly, arguably) hot, rich, and famous.
The better current story is the suit filed by ex-baseballer Roberto Alomar's live-in GF, who claims he's had full-blown AIDS for years yet kept having unprotected sex with her. She's tested negative for HIV but is suing for $15m due to her fear of getting ill.