An Act, Crack, Or Crazy?
The unabomber's homeboy (Letterman's words, not mine) sat with David last night and this shit was all sorts of uncomfortable in a "Is this even funny?" kind of way? Usually, when I watch some shit, I get one major reaction, but that wasn't the case with this. It was funny, then pube-pulling akward, then just weird.
Did the spirit of Andy Kaufman jump into Joaquin's body? Is this all part of his douchy performance-art piece? Is he freebasing RAID? Is there a straitjacket somewhere calling his name? Or is he just fucking completely done and over it? If he's had it with Hollywood, why is he going through the motions? He looks like he'd rather take a bubble bath (and that's saying a lot) than sit there with Dave. And I couldn't tell if Dave was in on the joke or playing along.
I co-sign David's closing line, "Joaquin, I'm sorry you couldn't be here tonight." I've been saying that shit for the past month since this flea-ridden madness started.
You know, Joaquin recently made a movie with Fishsticks Paltrow. That answers many questions in my head. Overexposure to Fishy Paltrow has this effect on people.
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loved it, crazy, drugged act or all 3. not sure if he's trying to make a statement abt 'art' - like what a joke it has become in Hwd. but did you here him say "I'd love to come on your show and perform, i mean i've seen some of the performers you've have on in the past" (or something to that effect) hilarious- but's just my take on it. letterman just ignored him
Is he stoned or something? i mean HE IS OUT OF IT. No reaction, no facial expression, you cant see his face...he looks like a drugged out version of the blues brothers.
OMG, what happened to him? I mean he always looked a bit borderline retarded, but this, come on.
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C'mon, if this was an act, it was piss-poor.
He was stoned and didn't think he would have any trouble handling Dave. Wrong.
It's been common knowledge you show up to do a Letterman show and you'd better have your $hi* together! Dave will eat you alive if you're not with the program.
Besides, if Joaquin didn't want to be there, he could have decided long ago.
--and the gum-chewing! Please.
FAIL,JOAQUIN. FAIL.
He's bi polar and looks like someone who would suddenly push a stranger in front of a subway.
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He sounds like he has a speech problem now. He kinda mumbles.
Anyone who doesn't think this guy is stoned out of his mind is an idiot. THE END.
It's a hoax!
awww, man. if it's NOT an act, i hope this hobo gets himself some help.
if it IS an act, well. it's pretty douchey.
that being said, i'd still let him stick the tip in. just a lil' bit...then i'd probably have to bathe in clorox, but it would be worth it.
Now THAT was uncomfortable.
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He's an admitted alcoholic. His brother keeled over on the sidewalk. The whole family, including the ex-cultist parents, is nutty. He's got a sis named Rain Joan of Arc. I doubt this is an act.
It's an act. He and Letterman played off each other very well, if accidentally.
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Joq is out to lunch, so?. Letermans a dic-.
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Genius comedy. I love how Letterman is so uncomfortable. Yeah, you can see him start to smile every now and then. F**k the machine is his motto and he's brilliant. I'm a fan now.
filthy, dirty looking guy in a suit...now i'm all itchy...
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joaquin is still pretty hot. he's like some old leftovers in the fridge and you aren't quite sure sure what they are cause now they have a lot of hair and a beard but you know when you ate whatever it was the first time it was really, really good.
I love Joaquin!!! And it was an act, people. Lighten up
I actually think his homeless dude in a suit look is pretty hot, minus the sunglasses. Too bad he's acting such a fool for whatever "project" he's working on. His biggest problem is that he hangs out with useless fame-whores, star-fuckers, and social climbers who no doubt egg him on with whatever hairbrained ideas he has. And I don't think his family is any help, that's for sure.
Affleck and his camera crew were in the wings filming this fuckery last night. Also, when the "interview" was over, as they were going to commercial, Bugbeard turned his back to the audience (facing Dave), took off his sunglasses and you could tell he was speaking to him. ACT. *sigh* I used to love him.
I find it interesting people r trying to compare him to Andy Kaufman...you are aware Andy Kaufman was suspected to have had Aspergers Syndrome.
So do u think Joaq also has a neurological or psychological disorder?
not an act. he was just wanting to do an interview without being mocked. he felt he was being mocked. of course he wanted to laugh, he felt it was ridiculous.
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I think it was an act because if he was serious he would have got pissed off and gone all Crispin Glover on Dave's ass.I think he looks like Dr. Theodore John Kaczynski too...Dave was clearly in on it.
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This is clearly an act. A few times he wanted to laugh but held it in.
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Homeless men nationwide are being mistaken for Joaquin... yeah he is pretty much pure sex. *slaps forehead*
-letterman is such a dickhead.
-this is genius.
-joaquin didn't have to do anything but sit there and ask "are you serious?"
-it easily revealed what noisy idiots letterman & his audience are.
-clean like a warhol interview.
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You could see joaquin trying to hold back laughing at times. This was funny as hell.
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I don't know why Joaquin even wants to make show appearances; he's got to know they will all end up like this one.
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It must be said that Andy Kaufman is the epitome of un-entertaining. Right behind ufkcing "comedy legend" Gallagher.
Maybe Joaquin should consider busting melons as part of his hip hops act. It just might take his train wrecked career to an all new level of boring.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 1:23pm.
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lol you're taking this far too seriously. you need to smoke a bowl and chillax.
That was utterly cringe inducing.
So not funny.
I'm going to say it's an act. Why else would Casey Affleck be in on it? If it's not an act, then Casey is the worst friend in the world because friends don't let their friends turn into methed out unabombers. This shiz is fake.
Submitted by pandasoup on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 1:32pm.
if he wanted to move up the gossip and crazy ladder at the same time, then by god he's onto something.
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Ah whiskey and shrooms is a dangerous mix. It's okay for Dave to opine that Joaquin looks like the Unabomber.
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I think he has a very dry sense of humor (i.e. "I make rap music now") and a very bad drug problem.
Here's a clip of him on Letterman 3 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFbiNwrBILU
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Is he trying to be Jim Morrison?
Ya know in his fat,dirty fucked up times.
I think Dave got pissed about the gum"I will come to your house and chew gum!"
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if he wanted to move up the gossip and crazy ladder at the same time, then by god he's onto something.
Either way it was great tv. I loved Dave's line "well, I'm sorry you couldn't join us this evening" at the end.
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Sorry, but Andy Kaufman and Sasha Baron Cohen didn't grind their teeth, wring their hands, eschew personal hygiene and hide behind sunglasses.
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
It's really fucking sad that this guy has clearly been on a six month bender and he's so fucked up people think it's actually a joke.
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
So fake, it's kinda pathetic. He needs to just stop this fucking douchebaggery already.
Edited to add that guys IS a 5150, not needs one.
I think the guy is off his rocker. If he is just pretending, then he is still off his rocker. That is sick to pretend to be that insane. I didn't find it funny at all & I have a really warped sense of humor. This guy needs a 5150.
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I agree with Gia. It's seems he's having a hard time keeping a straight face through most of this clip. Yeah, he's probably stoned but the whole "hip-hop" thing has to be a joke and Letterman definately seems in on it.
Submitted by UKer on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:24pm.
Excuse me, but given his history of drugs, his fucked up behavior as late, the fact that addiction runs in his family, and the fact that he lives in Hollywood, the cesspool OF drugs, is it so far fetched that this man is on DRUGS? THE END.
Just because he cracked a smile a couple times doesn't mean he had a CLUE what was going on.
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
MK i dont know what you're problem is, i love the new Joaquin! he's got sass and not taking Letterman's shit. i think he decided to say a big FTW to Hollyweird (that's Fuck The World in case you didnt know.) let's support Joaquin's public career meltdown and buy that bitch a whiskey. i will booty dance in his rap video.
if it's acting it's bad acting, and he isn't exactly known for that. Wouldn't a GOOD actor pull a total eminem 'oh my life was shit but i totally triumphed'? I mean obvuiously he can't cry poor, but he could cry demented. Either way, what's with the beard?
oops! i meant shrooms (did somebody dose my diet coke with magic mushrooms this morning that cause spelling problems?)