Wednesday, February 11th 2009

It's Just Life!


Somebody is defending Chris Brown and that someone is Terrence Howard. Bitch must have been channeling his character from Hustle & Flow when Hollywood.tv asked him about the RiRi/Brown beat down.

While heading into Mr. Chow, Terry said, "It's just life man. Chris is a great guy. He'll be all right. Rihanna knows he loves her. They'll be alright. Everyone has just got to get out of their way."

Oh, Terrence. Come over here, let me wipe away the shit nuggets that come pouring out of your mouth. Don't worry, I'll use fresh baby wipes. And then I'll shove all those baby wipes down your throat. Seriously, does RiRi not use baby wipes or something?

And yeah, RiRi knows Chris loves her. She's got the police report, busted eye and fucked up tenhead to prove it. Real fucking love.

UPDATE: Terry is taking this shit back and wants to wipe it clean. With a baby wipe, of course. He told E! that he had no idea what the fuck Chris allegedly did to RiRi. Basically, Terry says he was speaking out of his baby powder-scented ass without knowing what he was commenting on. Terry said, "When they asked me about Chris Brown the other day, I was in no way aware of what he had been accused of. Had I known, I would have never had said something so insensitive." Uh huh.

Posted by: Michael K


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Well, he ACTS like such a little man. What else are we supposed to think?

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jussayin, i know but he always looks so short for some reason. idk why.

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Hard to believe this story could get any sadder.

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is he really that tall?
jesus pesus i really donttt pay attention to that shit! either that or it fell under that catagory of i reallydontgiveaflyinmonkeysnut.
some how i bet this all involves alcohol, you never see stoners whumpin their girlfriends.
and added note on herpes..shingles is another form of herpes, found that out when my 16 yr old got them..very painful and ugly and they actually put her on valtrex for it {it was on her spine}

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Hey Nitty, Terrence is wearing your favorite type of hat!

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6 feet of 37 pound, girlfriend beating fury. What a man.

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I love Terrence too! So everyone just move out of my way and let me show him just how much I love him, m'kay?
And yes, I love him twice as hard as Chris loves RiRi so don't bother calling 911 if you hear him screaming like a little bitch.
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er Chris Brown is over 6' tall, why the midget jokes? research people, research.

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:46pm.

It's weird he'd pick out Chris Brown for that. But it reminds me: What happened with that $838 Billion Dollars anyway?
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They're using it to put crazy baby lady's uterus back together, she decided that she wants 8 more.

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I find it hard to believe Terrence hasn't heard anything about this story. Unless he is freebasing cucumber scented Huggies wipes.

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he has GOT to be kidding. It's JUST LIFE?! If Rhianna goes back to Chris, I will have no sympathy or respect for her.

Terrence is an asshole. Nice try at damage control. Take your foot out of your mouth and shove it up your ass.

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Submitted by korupsi on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:45pm.
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LOL, that's what happens when you're bored as shit and don't want to do homework.

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REVELATION 18;11 SAYS- AND THE MERCHANTS OF THE EARTH SHALL WEEP AND MOURN. FOR NO MAN BUYETH THEIR MERCHANDISE ANYMORE. CHRIS BROWN HAS DEMONS. RI. RIHANNA IS SWEET,.
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It's weird he'd pick out Chris Brown for that. But it reminds me: What happened with that $838 Billion Dollars anyway?

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Submitted by bourgie on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:41pm.
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You summed up my thoughts on Bouncy perfectly. Pretty girl, zero sex appeal. I just don't get what her fans (and men) see in her.

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Not only did Rihanna get beat the fuck up, but she got beat the fuck up by Emmanuel Lewis' body double. That's adding insult to injury when Webster fucks your shit up.

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@QueenCharisma

lol. that's some funny shit. the funniest thing though is,

you read until comment #330?

that's what i call dedication, luv.

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Anyone who thinks you cannot contract genital herpes from someone with a coldsore via oral sex needs to PLEASE do some reading, or get advice from a doctor or commuity health specialist before its too late for your ass (literally!)

Oh and on topic... I don't believe Howard when he said he didn't know what CB had been accused of. I think he was speaking his mind and then his publicist had a fit and he retracted.

In my view that makes him a Grade-A misogynist pig.

No longer a fan.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:40pm.
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LMAO! Somebody's been watching a little too much "True Blood."

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Submitted by James Haven on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:30pm.
Was there an umbrella involved?
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No. There was an umbrella in the car but it was not involved. I, for one, was relieved cuz I just don't know how I could have began to take this shit seriously if it was.

PS. Ok, I can't remember where this was now and I can't find it, but officially - I love the U.S. of Tara. It's fucking funny. Altho MPD is not really funny... I do remember when my mama used to tell me stories about MPDs she worked with...this is like watching them happen.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:14pm.
bourgie, Beyonce has about as much passion and soul as my toe jam. or even a dead, raw, cold fish. There is NOTHING behind the eyes when it comes to her, so I don't get her appeal either, other than the fact that she has a fat ass.

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her supposed sexiness is so forced, it's like she trying to convince the whole world that she is. How much more can you arch your back on the red carpet? And when she starts talking, oy! she has a way of talking that could shrink men's peen. I'm not a lesbian but I can see when there's a natural sexiness with a woman as opposed to one that's put on. I give her the prettiness factor but so what?

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:39pm.
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I think my head just exploded. WTF??
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Submitted by James Haven on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:30pm.
Was there an umbrella involved?

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you are fucking sick dude! LMF!AO-O-O-O!!!!bloop-there it go...

*sorry...* but not really..... ;)

seriously, I'm more believing the whole "power couple" shit ~ that totally makes more sense with those two (JZ+B). No affection what so ever.
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Ok, sorry for taking over this thread (whoops), but this is the funniest shit I've read on this topic:

(It was posted over on TMZ)

330. We are living in the last days, all of this horrible and demonic stuff is happening. In the book of Revelations the economic crisis that is happening today is prophesied.

I BELIEVE THAT CHRIS BROWN IS DEMON POSSESSED AND EVIL.CHRIS IS A HORRIBLE PERSON, I HOPE THAT RIHANNA WILL GET THE HEALING THAT SHE NEEDS, SHE IS SO SWEET. WE MUST ALL REMEMBER THAT CHRIS WROTE THAT DEMONIC SOUNDING DISTURBIA SONG. RIHANNA SOUNDS GREAT SINGING THE SONG BUT I JUST THOUGHT THAT I SHOULD POINT THAT OUT. REVELATION 18;11 SAYS- AND THE MERCHANTS OF THE EARTH SHALL WEEP AND MOURN. FOR NO MAN BUYETH THEIR MERCHANDISE ANYMORE. CHRIS BROWN HAS DEMONS. RI. RIHANNA IS SWEET,.

Posted at 7:20PM on Feb 11th 2009 by Heaven77777

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Submitted by Alix on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:28pm.
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She was 16-17 when it started. He's a fucking child molester and a pig. But Beyonce's a fucking idiot for sticking around...when his ass brings her back something that makes her vadge shrivel up, cave in and rot, maybe then she'll get a clue and stop playing these fucking games.

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Submitted by James Haven on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:30pm.
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No joke - reports said there was one in the car, lol.

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Was there an umbrella involved?

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This whole Jay-Z/RiRi thing had to be going on after he started seeing Beyonce, right? Because they've been together for years and Rihanna's only just 21. What, was he bangin' her when she was 12 or something?? Ew.

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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:03pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 10:55pm.

EXACTLY! Im suppose take bong rips and shoot road signs listening to Common or WIll.I.Am??
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Point taken.

But I think you could prolly still bong it up, there and have a pretty good time.

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Just to throw my 2 cents in- I worked with abused women, giving them information on how to obtain final restraining orders against their abusers. And although I worked in Camden, NJ (which is a poor urban area, with a large black population), I saw a shitload of whites and Hispanics being slapped with restraining orders. No one race is more predisposed to committing domestic violence.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:21pm.
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That could be it, too. They're the black Brad and Angelina minus the baby hording.

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FBD, Matt Duke
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Good...cause Chris Brown is a psycho!

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Queen, I think they get off on the whole "power couple" thing. It's a business arrangement more than anything else. Also, I think Jay gets off on the fact that she seems so "pristine" or whatever. He's not used to being with the good girl type.

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Submitted by bourgie on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:10pm.
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I'm with you on the "no chemistry" thing. B and J don't even really seem to have anything in common except that they're both legends in their own minds.

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bourgie, Beyonce has about as much passion and soul as my toe jam. or even a dead, raw, cold fish. There is NOTHING behind the eyes when it comes to her, so I don't get her appeal either, other than the fact that she has a fat ass.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:02pm.
Submitted by bourgie on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 10:58pm.
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Yup, and that's why there's so much tension between her and Beyawnce.

Not only is Jay banging RiRi, he's also banging other chicks, too. My aunt's best friend Crystal is a whore to the stars and that ho has been fucking him (and has friends who fuck him) for a couple of years now. They STILL mess around, even after he got married. My aunt has pics with him and says he's one of the nicest guys she's ever met, very intelligent, but he's a nasty whore who'll screw just about anything that crosses his line of vision.

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Very interesting. There is zero chemistry between he and Beyonce. Total Siberia from the get go IMO but that's just me. For all the sashaying around and bouncing she does, she comes across frigid to me. I actually caught a glimpse of him in person and he's actually very thin in person. I was surpised.

Terrence Howard on the other hand must love the taste of his toes in his mouth. What was he thinking? Everyone at the Grammys were holding off commenting until they learned more but not this fool (supposedly).

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 10:55pm.

EXACTLY! Im suppose take bong rips and shoot road signs listening to Common or WIll.I.Am??

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Submitted by bourgie on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 10:58pm.
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Yup, and that's why there's so much tension between her and Beyawnce.

Not only is Jay banging RiRi, he's also banging other chicks, too. My aunt's best friend Crystal is a whore to the stars and that ho has been fucking him (and has friends who fuck him) for a couple of years now. They STILL mess around, even after he got married. My aunt has pics with him and says he's one of the nicest guys she's ever met, very intelligent, but he's a nasty whore who'll screw just about anything that crosses his line of vision.

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 10:55pm.

Yes, because it helps you perpetuate your myths about that culture. OF COURSE!
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tank ewe, angel! *blinking at Provolone's thinly veiled racism*

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by korupsi on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 9:38pm.
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Everybody in the industry knows that Rihanna fucked Jay Z to get her record deal (and is still probably doing that fug faced monster now) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++

You mean that DL dude did RiRi? I didn't think he had it in him.

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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 10:48pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 10:42pm.

Listening to any other type of rap is like watching Goodfellas on TBS...NO THANKS! Hiphop is only good if its rated 'R'.
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Yes, because it helps you perpetuate your myths about that culture. OF COURSE!

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Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 10:43pm.

ODL, don't get me started...

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 10:33pm.

Been reading this thread the whole time it's been posted, and I agree with you.

Do I condone abuse? No fucking way, but I'm not going to start liking Rihanna just because she was a victim in one situation...and honestly? I'm not even surprised by the fact Chris Brown hits women. He's one of those dudes who protests way too much despite his narcisstic music videos that he's a "nice guy" to the public.

If I had a fucking penny for every time some self-absorbed asshole who charmed gullible women with their nice guy routine and turned out to be abusive, I'd be a damn millionaire.

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Ooh, woopdefuck, check you out telling society to fuck itself with pseudo-controversial photo shoots and interviews, while still whoring it up to keep your skank reputation intact! OMFG! You're a real artist now!

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Submitted by korupsi on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 10:48pm.
@Dorothy

one question remains though, is she going to stay with him after all the drama?
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If she does, she will lose respect from fans...and many others that didn't care about her anyway...

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"Terry is taking this shit back and wants to wipe it clean."

AND THIS WHY THESE MOFO'S NEED TO KEEP THEIR GOTTDAMN PIE HOLES SHUT ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES BIDNESS! AND NOT KNOWING WTF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ONLY CONFIRMS YOU ARE OVER PAID ASSWIPES! LITERALLY TERRY TOWEL FUCKER!
YOU HEAR ME KANGAY? IMA SPEAKING YOUR CAP ASS LANGUAGE!
Just because a question is asked and a microphone is in your face DOES NOT* mean you need to say a damn thing!

FUCKTARDS!

*edit to include "not"

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

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Oh and Mah Boo's show right now, they are going to cover The Nadyalina story.....

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

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We can't really link race to abuse. Education to crime, yes. Fuck your race theories.

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 10:42pm.

Listening to any other type of rap is like watching Goodfellas on TBS...NO THANKS! Hiphop is only good if its rated 'R'.

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@Dorothy

thank you for your insights. yes i'm young. i'm going to be 23 in June.

it's just sad to see that these young people are beating the hell out of each other. one question remains though, is she going to stay with him after all the drama?

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