Not Edie!
SPOILER ALERT! Edie Britt, the resident cunt of Desperate Housewives, is done with that shit and will be leaving the show at the end of the season. This is gross news for the two of you who still watch this caca fiesta, me included. ABC confirmed Nicollette's departure to TV Guide.
ABC didn't say how Edie would be written off the show, but Ted Casablanca at E! claims he knows how it's going to go down. A script is currently going around has one of Edie's final scenes in it. According to Ted, this is what happens: "Edie finds out that her husband, Dave, plans to kill her—and Dave almost does kill her. She runs out of the house, but, alas, poor Edie gets in an accident, something involving her car and an electrical wire."
Please tell me this is a joke and that's not how Edie's swan song is going to play out. Unless, she gets electrocuted from masturbating with the electrical wire, this is not how Edie should go out. She deserves something grand and slutty. A freak vibrator accident, or accidentally choking to death on a massive wang. Something like that! Ugh.
Edie is not the one who should be sent to the glue factory. The bitch knows who Spaghetti Cat is! This is reason alone to keep her. Honestly, I'd do the "fuck yes" dance in my black thong if they threw Susan, Gaby and Katherine into coffins. It would be a quick death scene too. All three get trapped in an elevator together and die from annoying the fuck out of each other.
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I love Edie. She is hilarious and she is the hottest. No one has a body like that - even 20-year olds don't... Leave her alone! And so what if she is in her 40's... pastmissbluff, you'll be there, too...
She needs to get off the show as she's looking way to old for the part. Although she's in great shape for her age I can imagine what her face looks like without all that makeup! They need to get someone much younger. Several of them need to be replaced. I still watch it but it is getting boring and it just jumps around to much. I agree Susan is a winer and I'm sick of her too!
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It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
WOW....so sexy girl,does she still hook up with those guys on millionaire romance site ____millionaireloves com___?I heard this many times from my friends playing on that site.
chica robotica on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:38pm.
Speaking of Donna Mills.. I saw a movie on Hallmark channel that starred Donna, Pam Grier and Florence Henderson. It was corny, yet quite satisfying.
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That can be said about the Hallmark Channel in general... and Lifetime. But you know what's beyond gratifying!? The Lifetime movie channel. Just made for TV movies. The cheesiest ones. LOL. Once a season, it's good to sit and watch that all day. Actually, several years back, I saw a really old Connie Selleca (old, old, old -- from baaack in the day, almost Columbo film quality) made for tv movie and it was shockingly pretty good. I think it was Connie Selleca... anyway, it made me think we need a station to play all those old cheese stuffs! Lifetime movie network is almost that station except they don't go any older than 1998.
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:35pm.
It looks like she's just had a chemical peel. Still, she's out of her mind to go out in public looking like that.
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Your comments about Joan Van Ark remind me of a former close friend who had her face lasered by a doc in Brentwood CA and then decided we should have lunch at a lovely Mediterranean restaurant, located close by, immediately thereafter. To this very day I remember the stares of the restaurant patrons, their jaws dropping in awe (or was it fear) at the sight of this once lovely lady that somehow felt more alterations made her better.
It was a frightening experience, assisting her through her very painful recovery.
Why do women insist on subjecting themselves to these painful procedures? I will never understand the reasoning behind their actions. I'm a woman, but I'll be damned if I put myself through such pain all in the name of vanity. The again, I have a very loving guy that's been with me 2o yrs plus, so maybe I lack an understanding of this matter.
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Oh and IMHO... Knots Landing... the mother of all modern day soaps... Melrose, Desperate, everything. Anything that takes place in a cul-de-sac, tree-lined street, apartment complex. Whatever. What a great soap that was. Knots Landing took the soaps out of the mansions and gave them to the people! Lol.
Wow, this is news to me (only because I didn't know Desperate Housewives was still on).
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:38pm.
Speaking of Donna Mills.. I saw a movie on Hallmark channel that starred Donna, Pam Grier and Florence Henderson. It was corny, yet quite satisfying.
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That can be said about the Hallmark Channel in general... and Lifetime. But you know what's beyond gratifying!? The Lifetime movie channel. Just made for TV movies. The cheesiest ones. LOL. Once a season, it's good to sit and watch that all day. Actually, several years back, I saw a really old Connie Selleca (old, old, old -- from baaack in the day, almost Columbo film quality) made for tv movie and it was shockingly pretty good. I think it was Connie Selleca... anyway, it made me think we need a station to play all those old cheese stuffs! Lifetime movie network is almost that station except they don't go any older than 1998.
Not even Gale Harold could make me watch this tranny-fest.
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Who gives a shit, I stopped watching this fucking nonsense in the middle of the 2nd season, it got beyond ridiculous.
Good riddens, now just cancel the fucker all together.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:43pm.
edit - yeah 'thanks' for the link! you not only look like my cat, but you have his sense of humour as well.
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Purrrrrrrrrrrrr...nicest compliment evah!
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
never have seen the show..yet i watch drivel like soaps and VH1..go figger
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:32pm.
william devine: every single shade of creepy.
That fug bastid has always given me major sicko vibes.
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really? but he looks like a turtle.
anyway, that VOICE of his OMFG! If I heard that in person I think my clothes would melt.
edit - yeah 'thanks' for the link! you not only look like my cat, but you have his sense of humour as well.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
She should've died in the episode where she faked a suicide attempt to trick Carlos into staying with her. She's one of the most useless people in the cast....along with Katherine. Bring back Alfre Woodard!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:35pm.
It looks like she's just had a chemical peel. Still, she's out of her mind to go out in public looking like that.
Speaking of Donna Mills.. I saw a movie on Hallmark channel that starred Donna, Pam Grier and Florence Henderson. It was corny, yet quite satisfying.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:35pm.
Oh my dear Lord! Those eyebrows are HEAVEN!
Jesus, jiggy--- that ain't right.
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@ TITS & DG--
http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/03/joan-van-arks-face-thats-knot-right/
An early Valene-tine from your ole pal jiggy.
xo
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
oh no! not Edie!!
i'd rather watch Real HouseSluts shit, though.
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william devine: every single shade of creepy.
That fug bastid has always given me major sicko vibes.
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:25pm.
My mother and Grandmother were beside themselves over Valene/Joan Van Ark's lips.
I agree, the hair.
Remember Cathy and CJ or Cigi? Lisa Hartman's characeter's?
And wasn't Bijou Phillips mom Paige's mom on the show?
DG I didn't mind valene, just her face - those fucking AWFUL eyebrows were an insult to anyone having to look upon her. The lips too. And the hair of course. Never noticed if she 'died', an absence like that is a reprieve like having a splinter pulled out. You only notice if it isn't all gone.
I still remember when devine married the mother instead of the daughter. Good tv for that time.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:15pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 6:55pm.
Edie is the best thing on that show.
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shades of knots landing. I loved her, william devine and donna mills on that show. the clothes were the main draw though.
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I hated when Knots Landing went off.
Donna Mills was the shit! I always wished Valene would die! Didn't she a time or two but then she came back?
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 6:55pm.
Edie is the best thing on that show.
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shades of knots landing. I loved her, william devine and donna mills on that show. the clothes were the main draw though.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Who cares, that shitshow is awful anyway. They could cast God himself and I still wouldn't give a shit.
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Desperate Housewives....is sill on the air? I can't fuckin stand Ted Casablanca dude fuckin write properly.
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You have smoked yourself retarded.
One of my friends forced me to watch a couple episodes of this caca fest, then I made a break for it and never went back. I like how in the tv show listings on cable the abbreviation for this is Desperate Ho. Never could see or understand Eva Longwhoria's alleged hotness.
Edie is the best thing on that show.
Edie is the only bitch that doesn't get all weepy every 5 minutes. She and McClusky are the only things making the damned show worthwhile anymore!
"The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic."
Desperate Housewives is still a good show, and Edie specifically has saved the season. It will be sad to see her character go...especially in such a lame way.
I hate this damn show. It's an annoying sex and the city rip off. Edie was one of two versions of Samantha (gabby was the other). At least the Edie character was the less annoying of the two (or of all of them). ABC should just cancel the show. It jumped the shark in season 1.
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I wish theyd kill Susan and her wonky sunken in nostril off of that show. Katherine next. Gawd I detest that squeaky, whiny Teri Snatcher. What the HELL did she do to her nose?
Mrs. McKluskey for HOT SLUT!
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
crap Edie was the only hot one.get rid of Susan! :)
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Wow, this is news to me (only because I didn't know Desperate Housewives was still on).