A Back Alley Plastic Surgeon's Dream Couple
A couple that butchers their face together, stays together. That's always been my motto and that's why I think Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love make sense as a couple.
The Daily Mirror says that Loki's daddy and crazy's favorite customer have been licking on each other's surgery scars for the past three weeks. A source said, “Mickey texted Courtney totally out of the blue, around the time of the Golden Globes, asking to take her out for the night. They met up in secret and had an awesome evening. Let’s just say they didn’t stop at holding hands and a chaste peck on the cheek."
I bet watching them fuck is like watching a hot dog slowly explode in the microwave.
But I'm sure they understand each other like no on else can. When his face spontaneously falls off the bone, Courtney will know exactly how to put it back on. When Mickey's asshole dries up and dies when Courtney is tossing his salad, they will just laugh it off together. When Mickey's jizz load refuses to come out because it's scared of the fugness, Courtney will understand. All these things have happened to them before, so they already know each other. That's true love.
Just as long as they don't spawn. Don't fucking spawn. If Eric Stolz in Mask still gives you night terrors, then pray to the Baby Jesus for strength, because a Courkey baby will make your stomach jump out of your body, run to the kitchen, grab a knife and poke your eyes out to stop the pain.
Here's Loki's new stepmommy, the Queen of Disaster, trolling around in London lst night.
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This is an OUTRAGE!! I used to love and lust after Mickey ... now I find out he's got a fuckin' CHIHUAHUA *AND* the fugface?? And the goddamned dog's name is LOKI?
*MY* dog's name is Loki ... but it has been for 7 years .. and he's a wolf hybrid, not a frickin' squeaky toy.
Pathetic, Harry Angel ...
IF Mickey Rourke is fucking her, he should have to give back all the awards he just won!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.wealthymingle.com/
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.wealthymingle.com/
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
She looks terrible recently! Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire celebrity dating club '^^^^^^^millionaireloves.com^^^^^^^' not long before! "She is very picky about guys," according to officials of that site.
ew. Imagine what their love child would look like!!
Estrogen a-poppin!
I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___ http://WealthyFinder.Com _____. It is a site
for- celebrities and millionaires to mingle. Is she dating- someone rich there?
mike i love you. and if you should ever decide to shut dlisted down or if your ordered to shut it down for any reason i know that you will have no problem getting a job as a writer of some sort. you mentioned a while back that your were not intellegent but i don't beleive it; no one with zero intellegence could write the way you do. keep up the good shit.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
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Is this for real?? I was just out with 80s "Housecoat Project" punker and current singer songwriter Meri St. Mary who apparently Courtney used to follow around in the days before she met Kurt Cobain...Meri told me recently she brought Court over to my house one night in the 80s and the phone bill
got run up...by whom ..I don't know....very fuzzy memory...the 80s were like the 60s in that way...though more recent ;p I'd like to see Courtney get together with her old pal Meri St. Mary...and see how they got on
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MK...this post is exactly why I love you. Fucking hilarious. You should be writing screenplays. Actually, I take that back. Don't EVER leave.
I thought that was Bret Michaels at first. Had to do a double take.
i so hope this is true in all gooey indecent and wrong ways.
Courtney looks more like Bret Michaels than Bret Michaels. I guess having your hair attached to your scalp instead of your headwear is a good look.
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Double post due to ongoing computer issue so i edited it. Vista sucks.
She's usually dressed like the mad scene in "Long Day's Journey into Night" and now she's Jackie Stallone. Psychic Hotline predicts career problems and stay away from new love interest.
Michael K,
this is the funniest post you've ever written. It gets the academy award for best bitchy commentary.
A fat Carre would still be better than Court-no
She was stunning
Mickey was so friggin hot in Rumble Fish.
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Miss Thang:
liking him is your choice. but the man beat his girlfriend carrie otis and terrorized her after they broke up.
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"Do i look like a man with a plan"?
the joker. the dark knight.
gucci, that is all speculation. i love him!!!! *covering ears and singing lalalalaala* not listening to you, gucci!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Miss Thang:
no sweety mikey is not better than this. i hope if he tries to beat her she makes it so he will need more plastic surgery. mikey is a woman beater or didn't you know?
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"Do i look like a man with a plan"?
the joker. the dark knight.
Exhibit 9,873 of why I love you, MK:
"I bet watching them fuck is like watching a hot dog slowly explode in the microwave."
noooooo Mickey.. you're better than this! :(
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by girl_cheese on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 6:31pm.
WTF ... Carrie Otis! Hell to the yes! I swear I still dream about her now and then. She's the kind of hot that makes ppl go dumb. What ever happened to her, anyway? I think I shall google ...
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she got fat.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Um, I am utterly confused by that THING on her head, but I seriously covet those shoes. GIMME!!!!
Actually, their child would probably be fucking gorgeous. Before the plastic surgery (and drugs, and old age, and crazy) both of these people were attractive. Him- circa 9 and 1/2 weeks. Her- circa dating Ed Norton/her Hollywood glam makeover phase.
Unfortunately, the kid would be born with a crazy streak and a drug habit, so it would probably fuck up its looks like its parents did.
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WTF ... Carrie Otis! Hell to the yes! I swear I still dream about her now and then. She's the kind of hot that makes ppl go dumb. What ever happened to her, anyway? I think I shall google ...
Someone already beat me to the Bret Michaels comparison... :(
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Ooh, woopdefuck, check you out telling society to fuck itself with pseudo-controversial photo shoots and interviews, while still whoring it up to keep your skank reputation intact! OMFG! You're a real artist now!
I see that Courtney has adopted the Bret Michaels look with the weave and the figa-ma-jiggy on her head.
"Mr. Loverman... Mr Loverman... Shabba"
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 3:06pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 3:00pm.
Who is Loki?
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MR's dog but also the angel of death I think. Looking at that mug, I'm kind of wishing he'd pay Mr. Rourke a visit and put him out of my misery. Yikes
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I know Loki from Dogma, but didn't know MR's puppah was named Loki.
Thank you!
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In the true spirit of Loki, I'm here to tell you that he's none of the above. Rather Loki is a famed member of the Asgard race from Stargate SG1.
(is anyone gets this please let me know I'm not alone here kthxbai)
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Oh my goodness~ Michael K... Just when I think you may have run out of dirty ways to put things, you find another one to pull out of your...ahem...hat...:) Ty for bringing the laughs today! xo
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 5:10pm.
Surely a plastic surgeon can fix Mickey's face and make him look like an older version of his gorgeous younger self. Man was HOT!
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I think they are in the process of doing that now. As freaky as he still looks, he looks slightly better than he used to. He will continuue to have small procedures done over time until he looks nearly normal. He'll claim some bullshit like "clean living" or "macrobiotic diet" or some shit like that, but no, it's many small procedures over time making him look ever so slightly better each time...Trust.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
ugh! i like courtney's style on a 20 something
Heh heh. They can bump uglies in two places - faces and front bums!
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She's no Carre Otis.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 2:54pm.
Does a hot dog slowly explode in the microwave? I didn't know that.
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forget Mickey & Courtney, that's the first thing I thought of too!!
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Ummm Who has she not fucked?
This is one of the reasons I love M.K.: his jizz load was afraid to come out because it was afraid. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!! So true. Don't worry about these 2 reproducing, his peen should like in mortal fear of that cooch. Meanwhile, I hate this bitch for living off of Kurt's money and contributing absolutely nothing to this world herself. Just go away already.
Why is Court wearing Wonder Woman's belt on her head?
They are both supposed to be decent fucks so I can see why they would hook up
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Look at the 4th Thumbnail. That is Courtney's type of guy! He's the kind of guy she would be with if she hadn't found a talented drug addict to latch on to and then murder. Mickey don't do it! I'm sure there are many (non murdering) bimbos to choose from.
Surely a plastic surgeon can fix Mickey's face and make him look like an older version of his gorgeous younger self. Man was HOT!
Because some mentally unstable guy, Kurt Cobain hooked up with this filthy whore we have to look at her forever. He doesn't suffer anymore but we do.
Genetically, I bet Mickey's kid would be beautiful. You can mess with your face, but your DNA is still what it is.
I'm surprised they didn't spontaneously combust into nothingness on contact. cancel each other out.
They better use rubber sheets and a garden hose to clean up after themselves.
.......And somewhere, Bret Michaels is missing a bandanna.
Deb:
lolol deb thats not nice eventhough i understand what you mean; courtney is nuts.
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"Do i look like a man with a plan"?
the joker. the dark knight.
Miss Cleo called and said you can keep the busted-ass look Court.
Submitted by gucci on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 4:23pm.
courtney must be begging for an abusive relationship.
And she is one woman who deserves one.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson