Tameka Just Wanted A Little Lipo
Usher's spokeswhores and the Brazilian hospital where his wife is currently laid up at aren't saying what "routine surgery" she was having down there. But you can always count on the Brazilian media to get their shovels out and dig for some shit. The news site G1 (via E!) says Tameka was about to get some fat and her dick wet vacced when her body started freaking the hell out. Tameka reportedly went into cardiac and respiratory arrest.
It all happened while Tameka was being anesthetized. Tameka had to be put in an induced coma for one full day so that her body could stabilize. Tameka is now in recovery. Her body was not having it, because it just dealt with giving birth to a baby two months ago.
Some whores have been wondering why Tameka flew all the way to Brazil just to get some chunk sucked out. Well, the dumb bitch probably wanted to be sneaky about it. Some whores to go Brazil on "vacation" and come back looking like Dr. Plasticstein's newest creation. They just say a Tupperware factory down in Brazil blew up on them. Or something.
I also hear that they are masters of the plastic down there. They are pros at nipping and tucking. Shit. I might fly my ass over there to get my no-no, bleached, lipo'd and lifted. It needs an extreme asshole makeover.
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After giving birth to 5 ugly sons she needed work done! I bet her stomach & boobs are super saggy/huge. Her face is super fugly.
c'mon guys, STOP blaming Brazilian doctors for what happened.. She has some genetic problem that was the cause..
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By mike on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 9:10am.
Didn't she have a baby less than two months ago? Talk about lazy...
---AND crazy AND vain AND irresponsible. No matter what damn country you're in.
obviously tameka didn't get the memo about what happened to kanye's mother...no sympathy here...she was probably told in the states she shouldn't get lipo or her cock removed so soon after birth, so she went out of the country and had a bad reaction...
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ok. i don't know if she had any kind of surgery ever before... if she didn't, she probably has malignant hypothermia. the only reason i know about this shit is because i have it. some people can not have "regular" anesthesia because if they do, they will almost 100% guaranteed die. you inherit it from your mother. there are alternative anesthesias, but if you don't know going into surgery that you have it, you pretty much stand a good chance of dying because the docs don't know to use the non-standard stuff. my mom survived by a miracle from something similar (the same?) and thats how we eventually found out that i have it. it's not a joke. google it if you don't believe.
I hope she gets well soon but its her face that needs help more than her body.
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I still cannot believe anyone would go under the knife WILLINGLY, as in, not a medical necessity. >shudder< Especially when you could just work out.
There's only one cosmetic thing I would ever have done and that would be to get my teeth whitened. (I HATE MY TEETH). Everything else can stay exactly the way it is, imperfect and all.
Girlfriend is like 33 or 34 years old. I'm actually quite surprised Usher decided to marry her because he's not ugly by any stretch of the imagination and I think he just turned 30 or something recently.
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She just had a kid two months ago for chrissakes. She needs to exercise, not go to lipo immediately. Bitch thinks that will make her more attractive? She actually really needed the plastic in her face, but I'm not sure that would improve the ugly tranny face situation.
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Dumb bitch. That's my get well wish
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Zero sympathy. Stay home take care of your kids, you vain twat, instead of get your gunt liposuctioned.
Maybe she just doesn't photograph well? I'm sure Usher is a high-maintenence husband, but 2 months post partum is a bit soon!
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I thought she was getting her peen removed.
See...there was a reason this dumb ho went to Brazile..no U.S. doctor is going to lipo a woman two months after having a kid...why?! Because it's f-ing dangerous..I'm sure she was told this but went ahead with anyway. I would never wish harm upon anyone...but you play with fire and you WILL get burned.
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Whats up with all these comments with typos, advertising 5-cent match..com knockoffs? Anyway, I live in Brazil, and have for about a year. Let me tell you, you see just as many fugs as you do anywhere else in the world. The only difference is the old ladies with the 80's facelifts. I think of these women as trailblazers of sorts; normalizing the chicken cutlet look for the world. This is why I don't understand why the real Chicken Cutlets doesn't just hop on the next JetBlue flight and get down here. RETURN PP TO HER TRUE HOME, Brazil.
How old is this woman anyway?
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 9:12am.
Sounds like malignant hyperthermia. So much for future plastic surgery.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malignant_hyperthermia
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Guess she'll have to do it the old fashioned way like most of us do...get dat as to the gym, guurrll
She should've gotten lipo on her brain.
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this was how kanye's mother died, wasn't it? that's some sickening business.
people hate government regulations and then mishaps like this happen. guess what, if you dont like government go live in a fuckin third-world country.
see how you like that shit
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Her stupid actions may have cost her children their mother. Stupid stupid woman.
I like the fact that Usher wasn't even with her fat ass at the time of the operation. Seems to me he doesn't have time to deal with her whale of an ass. That's pretty fucked up. hahaha.
Usher doesn't give a rat's ass about this woman. She can lipo all she wants. He doesn't give a shit.
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I am so sick of these vain morons getting all types of plastic surgery. It is not like getting a haircut! It's major surgery! Why risk your life when you got babies to take care of? Idiot.
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These celebs want an immediate fix to every "problem" they think they have.
Yeah but, she aint no damn celeb. The only time we even hear about her is when it has to do with her husband right?? I mean, christ, the bitch had to almost die to get noticed on her own. Seriously though how many paps are gonna waste their time and film on her fat ass??
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I'd bet Usher's mom paid those Brazillian docs to give her 'the big sleep'. She should have paid more.
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 9:31am.
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 9:14am.
Perhaps no American doctor would be willing to perform lipo so soon after childbirth?
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Hmph! But if I want to get IV when I'm on welfare and have 6 babies at home they have no problem with that! Not to mention Joan van Ark's deathmask and Jocelyn Wildenstein. Mrs Usher just wanted NOBODY to know.
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That's exactly it. They won't do it two months after childbirth because it isn't safe.
These celebs want an immediate fix to every "problem" they think they have.
this is so sad, to risk your life and risk leaving little ones behind just to look thinner it's outrageous. I know there's a lot of pressure on women to stay thin and young even after babies, but a bitch has to know when to stop; what in the world possessed her to think having a lipo so close after giving birth was a good idea. her family and husband should have discouraged her.
No board certified surgeon would touch her until at least 6 months after the babies birth and she went through detox. Every time I have seen this woman her pupils were the size of dimes and she slurred so bad she seemed like she had a stroke. Snoop Dogg's wife seems sober compared to her!
homer, to remove the STUPID from her brains.
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so what was the neurosurgeon for?
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 9:14am.
I still don't buy this story. There must be excellent lipo doctors in Beverly Hills and this ho goes to Brazil? No way.
Perhaps no American doctor would be willing to perform lipo so soon after childbirth?
i agree with you armitage. makes sense. i am her age and let me tell you pregnancy is hard on your body. at the same time, i know everyone hates on tameka, but they give her crap for being "old" and she is constantly criticized and was just trying to look good for her man and a critical public. unfortunately it backfired. i think she went to brazil because maybe there was a drug or treatment or procedure that couldn't be done in the united states....
Um, shouldn't she be BREASTFEEDING?
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"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
What a lazy bunch Hollywood is. You can hire a fucking chef and a trainer and lose weight the right way instead of risking your life with lipo. That shit is no joke.
What a vain and shallow bitch, no sympathy what so ever!
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I consider routine surgery anything my government will pay for. Maybe that would be a good demarcation for you guys, too...
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Lipo??? Yeah, maybe if she had a fat dick...
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why, oh why, would you risk having an unnecessary major surgery when you have a tiny little baby who needs you at home?
i'm hoping this is just a rumor, but then again some people are idiots.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 9:16am.
yay! ok, i'm a dork. lol
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LOL! But a cute one - so all is forgiven!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
yay! ok, i'm a dork. lol
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That's as stupid as getting breast implants when you're 15 or 16. Your body hasn't completely gone back to normal 8 weeks after having a baby! She already has FOUR of them, she should know this!
Seriously, wouldn't you want to lose the baby weight and see how everything "settled" before getting huge segments of fat cells permanently removed? Lipo is not a substitute for diet and exercise, it's a last resort to get rid of stubborn fat deposits in odd places that WILL NOT go away by any other means!
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not yet,but I did watch "Road To Redemption" twice last night on MTV.
It is T.I.'s new show,and he is so fucking hot!
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I still don't buy this story. There must be excellent lipo doctors in Beverly Hills and this ho goes to Brazil? No way.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 9:12am.
angel, how do you make a heart?
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD