Chace & Ed Need A Maid

If you're ever invited to Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick's Chelsea nest, make sure your fingers are working so you can plug your nose, because apparently that place reeeeeeks. Gossip Girl's leading whores never clean that shit claims a source who spilled the jizz to Gatecrasher. They said, “It stinks! Those boys are slovenly and have garbage and clothes everywhere. You’d think they were living in a frat house!”

I bet it smells like ass jelly, Wet pineapple lube, Paul Mitchelle's entire haircare line and MAC's liquid camouflage in there. But seriously, how can they clean when Chace is too busy carefully brushing Ed's luxurious gooch hair? Priorities, people! There's a reason for them.

And I think these two need a maid. A maid that really won't clean, will eat all their food, will lay down most of the day and watch them makeout. I volunteer for the job. I'll work for air kisses and Bagel Bites.

Posted by: Michael K

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Ed Westwick • Gross

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:47pm.

I now have been urban dictionary skooled as to what gooch is.

(thought it was called chodle)

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:47pm.

In other news, new studies prove poo stinks.

*YAWN*

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:47pm.

Submitted by Incitatus on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:46pm.

Oh, they're "roommates." How cute.
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Ok, so those guys tell people they are not gay lovers and people believe them? This is a true story?

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Submitted by Incitatus on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:46pm.

Oh, they're "roommates." How cute.

And if I had the money I'd pay someone to clean so I don't know what their issue is.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:45pm.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:40pm.

"Wet pineapple lube?" I'm confused by this phrase.
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me too!

there isn't enough lube in the world to facilitate a pineapple.

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Submitted by birdie on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:45pm.

That is one cute couple.

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:45pm.

Gooch hair?! I've learned the hard way not to click on those links of yours Michael. I won't be clicking, but I am still wondering.

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:44pm.

Wait, they don't have someone in to clean periodically? I realize they're on the CW, but still.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:43pm.

Wait a second...are they supposed to be...not gay?

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD