Chace & Ed Need A Maid
If you're ever invited to Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick's Chelsea nest, make sure your fingers are working so you can plug your nose, because apparently that place reeeeeeks. Gossip Girl's leading whores never clean that shit claims a source who spilled the jizz to Gatecrasher. They said, “It stinks! Those boys are slovenly and have garbage and clothes everywhere. You’d think they were living in a frat house!”
I bet it smells like ass jelly, Wet pineapple lube, Paul Mitchelle's entire haircare line and MAC's liquid camouflage in there. But seriously, how can they clean when Chace is too busy carefully brushing Ed's luxurious gooch hair? Priorities, people! There's a reason for them.
And I think these two need a maid. A maid that really won't clean, will eat all their food, will lay down most of the day and watch them makeout. I volunteer for the job. I'll work for air kisses and Bagel Bites.
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GOOCH?! HAHAHA
Seriously who thinks of these terms?
All genitalia should be only referred to as punany. Yes even for men.
Hahah! Chace has girly hands. Probably gives a very delicate hand job. Who gives hand jobs anymore these days though? IT's the blow job or just full frontal sex!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Those of us who are hags know the smell. We go in the love nest saying, "Whew!" And immediately crack open a window. Even in a blizzard. Window stuck shut for some reason? Possibly due to ass jelly? Throw a chair through it.
Ok, so I don't know why but when I see the name "Chace Crawford" I always read it as "Chance" and then I think of the movie "Homeward Bound" and then it makes me smile. Totally random...I know but it makes me happy. So whatev.
Of course they don't clean the house. They're always too tired from all teh butt secks.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Submitted by Albino Squirrel on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 7:13pm.
The Gooch was the bully on Different Strokes.
What you talkin bout Willis?
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Guess now we know what stunted Arnold's growth.
Was the Gooch on Webster too?
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 7:13pm.
Chace and Ed need a sheep....
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EW! (or should I say: EWE!...?)
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Hahhaha! With mint jelly...
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
A sheep, Penn Badgeley - same difference.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 7:17pm.
Submitted by BobsBB on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 7:10pm.
last night someone graced us with 'yogart'.
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Hey now. Don't make me bring up "someone's" flowering bush.
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 7:11pm.
Chace has very delicate hands.
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Bitch totally does. I was thinking that earlier today (don't ask), and they do look too pretty, even for a homo.
Neil Patrick Harris may have nicer hands, but not much nicer...
Submitted by BobsBB on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 7:10pm.
I heard "Grundle" for the first time last year. It totally makes me think of Grendel's greasy, pervy older brother.
I used to use chode/choad until I realized in some reasons that's just slang for the junk right above it. Live and learn.
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last night someone graced us with 'yogart'.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Ok, I am officially grossed out by this thread. The olfactory and visual images are too much. * closes door quietly*
Submitted by Genny18 on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 7:11pm.
Lmaaaoo!! Ass kisses and Bagel Bites?? Fucking classic lol
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were you here for the 'crisco hand job'?
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
eww man juice all over the place. that kind of smell lingers in the carpets
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 7:11pm.
Chace and Ed need a sheep....
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EW! (or should I say: EWE!...?) Then their sex will be even STINKIER!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
The Gooch was the bully on Different Strokes.
What you talkin bout Willis?
Lmaaaoo!! Ass kisses and Bagel Bites?? Fucking classic lol
Chace and Ed need a sheep....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Chace has very delicate hands.
I think angel and Bob are right on time! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I heard "Grundle" for the first time last year. It totally makes me think of Grendel's greasy, pervy older brother.
I used to use chode/choad until I realized in some reasons that's just slang for the junk right above it. Live and learn.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 7:02pm.
I just found out that a gooch is also known as a Grundle.
Sounds like the names of some mythological dragons, Gooch and Grundle:
The Gay Dragons.
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Either dragons or pokémon, you choose!
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Their eyebrows match! How sweet!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 7:02pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:59pm.
I watched it with my mom (she's hardcore)
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That sentence alone made me LMAO like a maniac.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Remember that "Zac Efron" smells story a while back. A plant - just like this one. "Let's try and keep stories out there that scream hetero behavior to stave off the gay rumors this week!" FAIL.
My guess is that these two keep a pretty clean place except when they whip out the poppers and grease up like pigs at a county fair.
(And, yes, I'm old, so I also thought "gooch" was a reference to Arnold's bully on Diff'rent Strokes...)
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
That Chace dude reminds me of a welfare version of Kevin Zegers. That or any random male underwear model featured in cheap catalogs.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:52pm.
if they were really gay their place wouldn't be a stinky shithole! LOL
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Well, now that you mention it:
Perhaps this story is dropping for a particular reason. Because, please. These boys are gay.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:59pm.
I watched it with my mom (she's hardcore) and what made the big impression on me was wwhen those foolios shocked themselves in the gooch with a stun gun.
It should've been called "Dumbass."
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
I just found out that a gooch is also known as a Grundle.
Sounds like the names of some mythological dragons, Gooch and Grundle:
The Gay Dragons.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:45pm.
there isn't enough lube in the world to facilitate a pineapple.
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You forgot about Paris Hilton.
But I forgive you.
PS your avie bird should be the new spokewhore for US Factory Windows: "You should CAW us."
*snort*
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
I am way too fucking old to not have grime and dirtiness be a total dealbreaker.
Like I'd hit Rob Pattinson until he had a permanent limp but only if he took a hardcore shower first.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Gooch sounds like GOOP + cooche...
Fishstick's vagina?
Chace is wearing a purity ring.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:51pm.
BTW, "gooch"? I thought that was called perineum.
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You obviously never watched "Jackass: The Movie."
And you call yourself fucking classy??? ;-)
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I DID watch that citizen kane of a movie, but it was subtitled and all... I guess I must've missed it ;)
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:56pm.
Oops, sorry.
Did anyone else think "gooch" had something to do with Diff'rent Strokes, or is everyone here too young?
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:51pm.
Why doesn't that stupid Vanessa/beard clean the dump? I am sure she has lots of time on her hands when she "visits" her boyfriend
LOL, you're confusing manicured eyebrows! Zac Efron is the one with the beard named Vanessa.
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And I sure understand her confusion, these dumb twinks all look the same!!
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:51pm.
BTW, "gooch"? I thought that was called perineum.
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You obviously never watched "Jackass: The Movie."
And you call yourself fucking classy??? ;-)
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:53pm.
Ed Westwick is supposedly dating the chick that PLAYS vanessa on Gossip Girl in real life. That's who I was referring to.
LOL that you thought I meant Vanessa Hudgens or whatever her name is.
MK posted pics of Ed and that chick last week sometime.
LOL Mike, you are lucky I'm not one of those people that memorize dialogue....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:52pm.
if they were really gay their place wouldn't be a stinky shithole! LOL
Please no allusions to Ferris Bueller's Day Off in this thread. I'm asking you nicely.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:51pm.
Why doesn't that stupid Vanessa/beard clean the dump? I am sure she has lots of time on her hands when she "visits" her boyfriend
LOL, you're confusing manicured eyebrows! Zac Efron is the one with the beard named Vanessa.
mike on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:48pm.
It's safe. No pics/videos.
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Thankyou Mike! Now I get it. I learn everyday.
if they were really gay their place wouldn't be a stinky shithole! LOL ****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Why doesn't that stupid Vanessa/beard clean the dump? I am sure she has lots of time on her hands when she "visits" her boyfriend.
BTW, "gooch"? I thought that was called perineum.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Where does the gooch end and the taint take up?
As I just posted in the Blind Item post... GAY GAY GAY
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:45pm.
Gooch hair?! I've learned the hard way not to click on those links of yours Michael. I won't be clicking, but I am still wondering.
It's safe. No pics/videos.
So there isn't a Molly maid in Chelsea?
These two just broke my gaydar. Gay as a pride festival in San Fran.
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"What don't you fucking understand"?
-Christian Bale
Ed's def. the top.
Chace just SCREAMS uke.