Chace & Ed Need A Maid
If you're ever invited to Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick's Chelsea nest, make sure your fingers are working so you can plug your nose, because apparently that place reeeeeeks. Gossip Girl's leading whores never clean that shit claims a source who spilled the jizz to Gatecrasher. They said, “It stinks! Those boys are slovenly and have garbage and clothes everywhere. You’d think they were living in a frat house!”
I bet it smells like ass jelly, Wet pineapple lube, Paul Mitchelle's entire haircare line and MAC's liquid camouflage in there. But seriously, how can they clean when Chace is too busy carefully brushing Ed's luxurious gooch hair? Priorities, people! There's a reason for them.
And I think these two need a maid. A maid that really won't clean, will eat all their food, will lay down most of the day and watch them makeout. I volunteer for the job. I'll work for air kisses and Bagel Bites.
The love birds need help keeping their nest clean.
Submitted by TT99 on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 3:36pm
I was going to say the same thing.
They live in Chelsea? I think this case is officially closed.
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Submitted by BobsBB on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 7:06pm.
Remember that "Zac Efron" smells story a while back. A plant - just like this one. "Let's try and keep stories out there that scream hetero behavior to stave off the gay rumors this week!" FAIL.
My guess is that these two keep a pretty clean place except when they whip out the poppers and grease up like pigs at a county fair.
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We have a WINNER!! I was calling bullshit on this story as well.
Apparantly lots of guys have sweaty gooch issues lol
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Well I'll gladly throw my gv in there but I require the lube be exchanged for Eros and I must be allowed to par-take in their make-out sessions with the options of having it taken to the next step involving penetration! It's the only way...
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Looking at their cute photos, I think they might be getting very bald within the next 5+ years.
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They are so handsome, what are they talking about? lol.../
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The "bro" aura is so strong with these two, especially with someone who has never even seen either one of these asshats.
There's really almost nothing I hate more than a bro.
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Ooh, woopdefuck, check you out telling society to fuck itself with pseudo-controversial photo shoots and interviews, while still whoring it up to keep your skank reputation intact! OMFG! You're a real artist now!
They look exactly alike to me in this picture.
I find it so unattractive when men over groom themselves. I sadly enough find dirty Jaoquin Phoenix hotter than over groomed girly men.
Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:13pm.
Oh, Christ. I thought Wiki had peer review and censorship and stuff?
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That was pretty well done tho. It's totally just a demonstration. *giggle*
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
i find none of these pretty young things cute...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
These dudes are young enough to be my kids, that alone is enough to make me think "yuck". Anyway, pretty boys are not my style - they both look like they hit the waxer, makeup artist and hairdresser before stepping out their front door. Oh well, at least they're color coordinated!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:13pm.
Here you go jiggy!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ejaculation_Educational_Demonstration....
Oh, PS/Warning: It might make the back of your throat tickle a bit.
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Eww, that was foul, especially the gif. What was the point of that video?
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 02/10/2009 -
Your eye twitches easy. I could post a link that would make the whole damn thing blast off. Want?
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No thank you.
*covers face with hands*
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Puh-leeze. These two are such obvious queens I'm surprised Mohamed Al-Fayed isn't after them.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:37pm.
Did you mean to post that comment on the Paul Stanley/KISS thread?
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Yes people, not all faggots are clean. And it's usually not the bears that are the messiest!
Shocking, isn't it?
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:36pm.
Hope flowers eternal, so I clicked.
That pic made me think of Team Valtrex. Anybody seen TV? (Around here, I mean, not in that picture...which literally has made my eye twitch.)
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Your eye twitches easy. I could post a link that would make the whole damn thing blast off. Want?
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:36pm.
Dirty stinky little bitches with really bad hairstyles.
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That made me snort. Dirty stinky little bitches.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:36pm.
Dirty stinky little bitches with really bad hairstyles.
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Did you mean to post that comment on the Paul Stanley/KISS thread?
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:13pm.
Here you go jiggy!
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Hope flowers eternal, so I clicked.
That pic made me think of Team Valtrex. Anybody seen TV? (Around here, I mean, not in that picture...which literally has made my eye twitch.)
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Dirty stinky little bitches with really bad hairstyles.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:17pm.
My ass is not at all flowery.
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That's not what I heard, Petal.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:19pm.
Oh, Christ. I thought Wiki had peer review and censorship and stuff?
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Apparently not!
Cream pie?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:17pm.
My ass is not at all flowery.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:13pm.
Oh, Christ. I thought Wiki had peer review and censorship and stuff?
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:09pm.
Umm, sorry, but I'm pretty sure it's "perennial."
===It is if you're talking about flowers and trees -a perennial shrub flowers all year long.
If you're talking arse regions tho, it's perineum or perineal. Maybe I didn't read back far enough...
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:12pm.
Speaking of the perineum, this heat has given me thrush (it's a moist heat)...
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Isn't that the vapours?
Here you go jiggy!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ejaculation_Educational_Demonstration....
Oh, PS/Warning: It might make the back of your throat tickle a bit.
Speaking of the perineum, this heat has given me thrush (it's a moist heat)...
Recall the Caption This monkey?
So, anyone still fancy me?
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:07pm.
I want to, but I can't. Bitter experience has taught that not all LCT links are safe for tender eyes.
:-) xo
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It's ok, this one's only a drawing. I DO have a kickass Wikipedia link though.. hold on...
Umm, sorry, but I'm pretty sure it's "perennial."
http://ihateliz.com/?id=bue432lxmsqjfd7l0ar7ge7retatg0
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:04pm.
Image Police: Perineum.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/08/01/health/adam/10056.jpg
---Purty ain't it? Thank god for illustrators.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 10:04pm.
Image Police: Perineum.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007
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I want to, but I can't. Bitter experience has taught that not all LCT links are safe for tender eyes.
:-) xo
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 9:59pm.
Spelling police: perineum
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See? Gooch is a no-brainer.
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
Image Police: Perineum.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/08/01/health/adam/10056.jpg
Ass Jelly + Luxurious Gooch Hair = Kickass Halloween costume
Spelling police: perineum
Actually, the technical term is perenium.
And they have pineapple flavored lube? Or did that mean something else? I've never really bothered with lube, but if the former is true I might have to start using it if I ever have a sex life again!
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Submitted by kylewu88 on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 9:37pm.
Valentine's day is comming!
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Fuck off.
Chace Crawford is ugly as sin, I hate that little twink. Westwick however...
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Submitted by simoneenomis on Tue, 02/10/2009 -
We should only refer to Ed Westwick as Chuck Bass. It just sounds better.
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Sounds fishy to me.
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does the drunk tank have a closing time or something?--Team Valtrex
These two do nothing at home but eat Jeno's Pizza rolls and text each other about "cute boys".
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
"Hahah! Chace has girly hands. Probably gives a very delicate hand job. Who gives hand jobs anymore these days though? IT's the blow job or just full frontal sex!"
The black dude off of Rock of Love does!!
what was the site she was on? Tugjobs or something?
anyhoo...his hands are girly, but he has nice long fingers...which make me wonder if he has nice, long...gooch
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ALSO,
We should only refer to Ed Westwick as Chuck Bass. It just sounds better.
And Leighton Meester is simply Blair from now on.